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Teh One Who Knocks
06-27-2012, 12:01 PM
By Barbara Hijek - The Sun Sentinel


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Kids have imaginary friends; coke-heads apparently have imaginary enemies — like Croatians.

Peter Bauer of Palm Coast was holding a .38-caliber handgun and hiding between two cars in the driveway of a home when Flagler County deputies arrested him, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

The 61-year-old man allegedly told deputies that he snorted some coke before "Croations" invaded his home, prompting him to fire four shots inside his home and then flee to a neighbor's house.

Several shell casings were found inside his home — as well as a pile of white powder with a straw,'' according to a report from deputies.

Note: There were no Croations, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Goofy
06-27-2012, 12:17 PM
Those damn imaginary Croats, they ruin everything [-(

redred
06-27-2012, 12:20 PM
i've never met a Croatian well on coke but will keep an eye out after this warning

Acid Trip
06-27-2012, 01:48 PM
Are they sure it wasn't bath salts? I've never seen someone hallucinate from coke.

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2012, 03:30 PM
Are they sure it wasn't bath salts? I've never seen someone hallucinate from coke.

I have when they smoke it.

deebakes
06-28-2012, 06:01 AM
real croats aren't nearly as scary as the imaginary ones :hand:

Arkady Renko
06-28-2012, 11:50 AM
real croats aren't nearly as scary as the imaginary ones :hand:

clearly you forgot about Lino, eh?

redred
06-28-2012, 11:54 AM
:lol: wonder what happened to him

PorkChopSandwiches
06-28-2012, 04:04 PM
he got lost chasing coke heads around

Hal-9000
06-28-2012, 06:56 PM
I see Serbians when I get good coke :oops:

Arkady Renko
06-29-2012, 12:46 PM
:lol: wonder what happened to him

the authorites over there eventually got wise and banned him from the internet?