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Richard Cranium
07-11-2012, 04:48 AM
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DM – After divorcing her husband three years ago, Pauline Potter – already a whopping 46stone – piled on so much extra weight that she became the heaviest woman in the world. But at a staggering 50stone, her ex-husband Alex (a svelte 11stone), couldn’t resist her and set out to win her back and reignite their sex life. The couple now have marathon sex sessions of up to seven times in one day and Pauline maintains that the ‘sexercise’ is what’s keeping her slim. The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed a stone each month by sweating off the calories. ‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine. Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions. And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom. The 47-year-old, who as a 19-year-old son Dillion from a previous marriage, met Alex in 2002 online and they married three years later.

Shady
07-11-2012, 05:32 AM
AKA The current title holder of "Flapjacks"

PorkChopSandwiches
07-11-2012, 02:15 PM
Great title, as for story content :puke:

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 04:17 PM
"...though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does"



danger Will Robinson, danger

RBP
07-11-2012, 04:37 PM
:puke:

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 04:51 PM
"....it’s great exercise just jiggling around "


new form of Pilates...Jabba-size :)

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 04:57 PM
did RICHARD title this news story?


:lol:

Goofy
07-11-2012, 04:59 PM
Pauline maintains that the ‘sexercise’ is what’s keeping her slim.

Slim? :-s

Richard Cranium
07-11-2012, 05:07 PM
did RICHARD title this news story?


:lol:

No,, I stole it..

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:27 PM
and it was titled that way from the source? :shifty:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2012, 05:28 PM
Oh, I thought this was gonna be about Jessica Simpson...

8-[

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:30 PM
Oh, I thought this was gonna be about Jessica Simpson...

8-[

she's already calved her litter and is down to a svelte 200 lbs

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2012, 05:36 PM
Have you seen a recent pic of her lately, man? She is fucking fat. Not as fat as the cow in this thread, but still fucking fat.

And she used to be so hot.

Richard Cranium
07-11-2012, 05:40 PM
and it was titled that way from the source? :shifty:


3rd party, http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/super-fat-bitch-loses-100lbs-thanks-to-marathon-sex-sessions/

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:40 PM
Have you seen a recent pic of her lately, man? She is fucking fat. Not as fat as the cow in this thread, but still fucking fat.

And she used to be so hot.



you did see the part about 200lbs in my post? :lol:


think she eclipses that now?

Richard Cranium
07-11-2012, 05:41 PM
Have you seen a recent pic of her lately, man? She is fucking fat. Not as fat as the cow in this thread, but still fucking fat.

And she used to be so hot.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/07/jessica-simpson-is-cultivating-mass.jpg

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:41 PM
3rd party, http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/super-fat-bitch-loses-100lbs-thanks-to-marathon-sex-sessions/

wow..I sit corrected.

Headline prose has changed since the days of the ol newpapers :lol:

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:42 PM
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/07/jessica-simpson-is-cultivating-mass.jpg

No way....that's post-litter???? :shock:


Holy Hungry Hungry Hippos

Hal-9000
07-11-2012, 05:43 PM
look at dem titteez :yumyum:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2012, 05:49 PM
I wonder how often they have to change the shocks on the vehicles she rides in.

deebakes
07-12-2012, 12:46 AM
what a whore :hand: