Man assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Will Holden - Web Content Producer, KDVR


CARLISLE, U.K. — Things got “saucy” for one British man after hearing his wife recite several passages from Fifty Shades of Grey – just not in the same sense that author E. L. James wrote about in the book.

According to the Carlisle News & Star, Emma McCormick of Carlisle, UK, read several of the best-selling book’s raciest scenes of bondage and seduction on June 25 to her boyfriend Raymond Hodgson, who later told authorities he thought the book was “pornographic.”

In between making those comments and listening to his girlfriend’s recitation, Hodgson got a bit steamed, and decided to take out his frustrations with a bottle of steak sauce in hand.

The day after McCormick’s reading, Hodgson drove to her house and resumed the argument about a book he calls “distasteful” armed with a plastic bottle of “brown sauce.” After the fight escalated, he squirted condiments from the bottle in McCormick’s face.

When asked about his actions later, Hodgson told authorities he wanted to show his girlfriend what “saucy” really meant.

Prosecutors charged Hodgson with Common Assault, accusing him slapping McCormick in the face during the assault. Although he denied the slap, Hodgson pleaded guilty to the charges. He was ordered to pay McCormick $150 in compensation and cover her $130 in legal fees.

The News & Start is reporting that the couple are speaking again, and are once again cordial.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

This book seemingly just popped up out of nowhere. Erotic BDSM fiction has been around for ages, what the hell is so special about "50 Shades of Grey"?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This book seemingly just popped up out of nowhere. Erotic BDSM fiction has been around for ages, what the hell is so special about "50 Shades of Grey"?

It's Twilight fan fiction

[DemonGeminiX]

It's Twilight fan fiction

:|

I'd hit her too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Exactly

[Acid Trip]

My wife read all three of the "Shades of Grey" books in about a week. I kept making fun of her because she was grinning the whole time.

[Muddy]

My wife read this in about 3 days.

[Muddy]

My wife read all three of the "Shades of Grey" books in about a week. I kept making fun of her because she was grinning the whole time.

exactly... you know.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Our radio station reads passages from the book every morning, replacing the naughty bits with Stampede (western) terms...they make the chick DJ read it in a breathless voice -

He grabbed my flapjacks and then pulled his pants down, exposing his turgid lariat. His corn dog was erect, staring at me, and he licked my salt water taffy until I exploded :lol:

[Muddy]

I came in my room the other night and my wife was in there exercising in the nude.. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I came in my room the other night and my wife was in there exercising in the nude.. :lol:

How long did you watch her for before she noticed you were there?

[Muddy]

Oh she did it all on purpose...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:worthless:

[Muddy]

:worthless:

http://i.imgur.com/AUpeE.jpg

[MrsM]

I read about the "shades of grey" baby boom they are expecting...


Thanks to E.L. James and her popular "Fifty Shades of Grey" erotic trilogy, we're friskier than ever. And when frisky happens, babies happen.

According to some newly expectant moms at BabyCenter.com, a 50 shades-inspired baby boom is heading our way. Call it erotica, call it mommy porn, call it a best-seller; women have found themselves obsessed with the love and wild-sex-infused story of Christian and Ana.

Guys may have originally mocked our communal obsession, but most quickly came to appreciate the benefits as the ladies in their lives devoured first the books, then them. Yes, women all over America embraced their inner goddesses and now they're getting ready to embrace motherhood. A user named brownierobinbird posted on a BabyCenter message board, "I would like to thank the author of '50 Shades of Grey' for our newest edition." Dozens of expectant moms chimed in to admit that they, too, are carrying a Grey baby. This anecdotal evidence is not scientific by any means, so time will tell if Ms. James and her kinky characters can truly be credited for inspiring a baby boom.

While Christian Grey, CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings and Fantasy Subject Extraordinaire, may not have fathered these kids himself, a good number of them will be named after him. Name trend-watchers predict that Christian and Ana will be popular baby names within the next year. Okay ladies, fess up -- are you expecting a Grey baby?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/AUpeE.jpg

:tup:

[Muddy]

I read about the "shades of grey" baby boom they are expecting...

Thanks to E.L. James and her popular "Fifty Shades of Grey" erotic trilogy, we're friskier than ever. And when frisky happens, babies happen.

According to some newly expectant moms at BabyCenter.com, a 50 shades-inspired baby boom is heading our way. Call it erotica, call it mommy porn, call it a best-seller; women have found themselves obsessed with the love and wild-sex-infused story of Christian and Ana.

Guys may have originally mocked our communal obsession, but most quickly came to appreciate the benefits as the ladies in their lives devoured first the books, then them. Yes, women all over America embraced their inner goddesses and now they're getting ready to embrace motherhood. A user named brownierobinbird posted on a BabyCenter message board, "I would like to thank the author of '50 Shades of Grey' for our newest edition." Dozens of expectant moms chimed in to admit that they, too, are carrying a Grey baby. This anecdotal evidence is not scientific by any means, so time will tell if Ms. James and her kinky characters can truly be credited for inspiring a baby boom.

While Christian Grey, CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings and Fantasy Subject Extraordinaire, may not have fathered these kids himself, a good number of them will be named after him. Name trend-watchers predict that Christian and Ana will be popular baby names within the next year. Okay ladies, fess up -- are you expecting a Grey baby?



Im expecting a black one..

[redred]

steak sauce ? i think you'll find it was brown sauce :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/7lqw0.jpg

[Goofy]

steak sauce ? i think you'll find it was brown sauce :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/7lqw0.jpg

Shhhh, the American's don't know about our brown sauce!



















p.s. Daddies is better anyway......... Bransons brown is helluva tasty too

[RBP]

Googy likes daddy's sauce :giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Googy likes daddy's sauce :giggle:

Googy? :-s

[Goofy]

Googy likes daddy's sauce :giggle:

Googy? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shhhh, the American's don't know about our brown sauce!



















p.s. Daddies is better anyway......... Bransons brown is helluva tasty too

You numpties call everything sauce :hand:

[Goofy]

You numpties call everything sauce :hand:

Only sauces :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Googy? :-s


Googy? :lol:

It's his new typo-nickname :hand:

[Goofy]

It's his new typo-nickname :hand:

Harp already renamed me Goody after a blood letter signature i made :(

[RBP]

Harp already renamed me Goody after a blood letter signature i made :(

goes d-f-g on the keyboard so that makes sense ;)

[Muddy]

"googy".. love it... :lol:

[Goofy]

Fuuuuuuccccckkkk yooooooooouuuu :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Shhhh, the American's don't know about our brown sauce!


p.s. Daddies is better anyway.........
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120120013632/mlp/es/images/0/0e/107_-_applejack_reaction_face_screencap.png

[deebakes]

back to the issue... seems like dude is not straight :-k