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Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2012, 10:41 AM
The Local - Germany's News in English


http://i.imgur.com/tusUb.jpg

Five chimpanzees broke out from their enclosure at a German animal park Wednesday, injuring a five-year-old girl and sparking a temporary evacuation of 2,500 visitors, a zoo spokeswoman said.

It is thought the five primates used wood that had fallen into their pen from recent gardening work to climb out and run for freedom at Hannover's Experience Zoo.

The five-year-old girl sustained light head wounds after she was apparently knocked down by one of the marauding chimps. She was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure.

Four of the five escapees "had a quick look around and then jumped pretty quickly back into their compound," said spokeswoman Simone Hagenmeyer.

"The fifth and oldest chimp went off to visit the head gorilla," she said, adding he was a bit harder to cajole back to captivity.

"He's getting on a bit, so we offered him a ladder to get back into the enclosure," she said.

Some 2,500 people were evacuated from the zoo in the northern city of Hannover while the escape bid was quashed, the spokeswoman said.

PorkChopSandwiches
07-13-2012, 02:19 PM
:lol: wow

Acid Trip
07-13-2012, 02:51 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 05:32 PM
the catalyst:






http://i48.tinypic.com/2yvjd6s.jpg

Muddy
07-13-2012, 05:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OvRbs.jpg

Jezter
07-13-2012, 06:21 PM
Gotdamn...

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 06:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OvRbs.jpg


ape shall not mock ape :nono:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2012, 09:48 PM
Cornelius!!!!

:x

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 10:00 PM
I must be honest....a large talking gorilla would scare the bananas out of me :shock:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2012, 10:08 PM
Michael Clark Duncan went into cardiac arrest earlier today. Maybe they were trying to escape to go see if he was ok?

:-k

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 10:09 PM
Michael Clark Duncan went into cardiac arrest earlier today. Maybe they were trying to escape to go see if he was ok?

:-k


Guy always looked like an athlete to me...except his eyes. He always appeared to be really screwed up on something...

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2012, 10:10 PM
Guy always looked like an athlete to me...except his eyes. He always appeared to be really screwed up on something...

He was in the Planet of the Apes remake. I bet they were fans.

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 10:17 PM
yes I know :lol:

Hal-9000
07-13-2012, 10:18 PM
He was in the Planet of the Apes remake. I bet they were fans.

Maybe they were purists and broke out to hurt him?

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2012, 11:10 PM
Maybe they were purists and broke out to hurt him?

:-s

It's a little late in the game for that, don't you think?

deebakes
07-14-2012, 02:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OvRbs.jpg

:clap:

Shady
07-14-2012, 02:54 PM
I sent a buddy a text "Did you here about the monkeys that escaped from their cage in Germany?" His reply " Is this a Holocaust joke?"

FBD
07-14-2012, 03:34 PM
:lol: