Tank
04-04-2011, 10:37 AM
Two of my more intellectual friends were having a discussion last night about what they thought man's greatest invention/creation was, neither could agree on either’s suggestions, ranging from –
the internal combustion engine,
Rocket power
Medicine
Technology etc etc . . . . . .
That was until i chirped in with my opinion . . . . . . which neither could give me a good enough reason that i was wrong . . . .
My answer . . . . . . . The Bikini!!!
My reasons – no other item of (socially accepted) clothing lets you see more of a woman, they continue to get smaller and smaller, women regularly walk around in bikini tops or just the bikini like normal clothing (in warm weather at least), they wear it like underwear yet won’t walk around in just a bra and undies.
Both were pretty stumped to top that one, as whatever answer they threw at me i could always fire back, ‘good point, but (whatever their answer was) won’t let you see women practically naked!’
Victorious in the argument I then went on to kick both their asses on the XBOX
the internal combustion engine,
Rocket power
Medicine
Technology etc etc . . . . . .
That was until i chirped in with my opinion . . . . . . which neither could give me a good enough reason that i was wrong . . . .
My answer . . . . . . . The Bikini!!!
My reasons – no other item of (socially accepted) clothing lets you see more of a woman, they continue to get smaller and smaller, women regularly walk around in bikini tops or just the bikini like normal clothing (in warm weather at least), they wear it like underwear yet won’t walk around in just a bra and undies.
Both were pretty stumped to top that one, as whatever answer they threw at me i could always fire back, ‘good point, but (whatever their answer was) won’t let you see women practically naked!’
Victorious in the argument I then went on to kick both their asses on the XBOX