Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[Teh One Who Knocks]

M24 Digital


A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

[RBP]

:shock:

[Richard Cranium]

"texture physics"? fucking seriously?

fkmnp

[Arkady Renko]

presumably the dehydration eventually did him in.

[Hal-9000]

"...planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."


bad taste :hand:

[Jezter]

This is not nearly as awesome way to go than the dude who died from too much sex with all his wives...

[Hal-9000]

I wonder what the actual cause of death was on the death certificate? Dehydration??

[Arkady Renko]

I wonder what the actual cause of death was on the death certificate? Dehydration??

I guess so, maybe dehydration combined with a lethal electrolyte imbalance...

[Goofy]

I wonder what the actual cause of death was on the death certificate? Dehydration??

Chafing :tup:

[Acid Trip]

Are we sure Dee isn't a 16 yr old from Brazil?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

As a rule I stop at 40 times

[RBP]

How did they know how many times anyway?

[Arkady Renko]

How did they know how many times anyway?

maybe the aforementioned webcam helped clear that bit up?

[RBP]

maybe the aforementioned webcam helped clear that bit up?

someone watched them all and counted? :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

someone watched them all and counted? :shock:

:theyareontome:

[Arkady Renko]

someone watched them all and counted? :shock:

police work isn't always a cakewalk (or should I say donut walk?).

[FBD]

I guess so, maybe dehydration combined with a lethal electrolyte imbalance...

doubtful it would be dehydration. electrolyte imbalance yes. I'm putting my money on "he died of a heart attack" - people dont realize how closely the prostate is linked with the heart/brain/endocrine function - so in some sense he collapsed the yin function of the body, with yin unable to support the arising of yang; catastrophe. when the generative force of the body is exhausted, death is close and inevitable - look at the number of other species that dies upon mating - the body has evolved so that it gives tremendous preference to procreation, it will literally take precedence over all things, even the continuation of the individual's life. the source of this function plugs straight into the body's core energy and is thus drained directly from the body's core energy. likely if he hadnt have gone on this marathon of 42 straight times it would have been only a matter of time before the ongoing masturbation would cause his prostate to begin to hemorrhage, causing unlimited and uncontrollable orgasms until the point where it is just blood coming out - and it would not stop until death.

[RBP]

doubtful it would be dehydration. electrolyte imbalance yes. I'm putting my money on "he died of a heart attack" - people dont realize how closely the prostate is linked with the heart/brain/endocrine function - so in some sense he collapsed the yin function of the body, with yin unable to support the arising of yang; catastrophe. when the generative force of the body is exhausted, death is close and inevitable - look at the number of other species that dies upon mating - the body has evolved so that it gives tremendous preference to procreation, it will literally take precedence over all things, even the continuation of the individual's life. the source of this function plugs straight into the body's core energy and is thus drained directly from the body's core energy. likely if he hadnt have gone on this marathon of 42 straight times it would have been only a matter of time before the ongoing masturbation would cause his prostate to begin to hemorrhage, causing unlimited and uncontrollable orgasms until the point where it is just blood coming out - and it would not stop until death.

:shock:

[Muddy]

When I was 16 I screwed a girl like 13 times in one night... I had a lot of catching up to do.. :mrgreen: :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[Muddy]

I remember the song wild thing by tone loc being on Mtv at the time...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That songs like 4 min, thats some impressive work :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

his dick must have been raw as fuck :lol:

[Goofy]

When I was 16 I screwed a girl like 13 times in one night... I had a lot of catching up to do.. :mrgreen: :lol:

13 times? You mustve been like Jim from the American Pie movie :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I don't mind saying in front of God and my peers here....that the most I ever did in one night was three separate girls (still a 'hood record).

After the third sexfest it was definitely pizza and sleep time :lol: No interest in vadge for at least 12 hours after.

[Muddy]

13 times? You mustve been like Jim from the American Pie movie :lol:

I was man... When I got my hands on some real pussy I took advantage of it! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

13 times? You mustve been like Jim from the American Pie movie :lol:

even the electrical sockets in the wall closed with fear when Muddy walked by


:lol:

[FBD]

When I was 16 I screwed a girl like 13 times in one night... I had a lot of catching up to do.. :mrgreen: :lol:

I remember those days :lol: Its more of a treat to make the surrounding muscles and prostate stronger than the force of ejaculation, which basically stops it from ever leaving its point of origin - get that right and after a while your entire body feels as good as your taint does when you blow a load. ;) You know Williams practiced that shit if he was able to take down five then still have energy for competition the next day and kick some ass
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[Hal-9000]

I remember those days :lol: Its more of a treat to make the surrounding muscles and prostate stronger than the force of ejaculation, which basically stops it from ever leaving its point of origin - get that right and after a while your entire body feels as good as your taint does when you blow a load. ;) You know Williams practiced that shit if he was able to take down five then still have energy for competition the next day and kick some ass
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I just stick a two liter pop bottle up my ass

[FBD]

:lol: if that's the case, you'd better hope some of what I've heard wrt/ death-exits are false, exit there and its hell realms next stop - and basically if you open the shit out of that orifice, or bust your package like this naive little boy, it 'widens the exit path' in more ways than one (although the sex-organ exit is an animal-desire sort of next stop, still not desirable since delusion can make you wander eons of lifetimes without getting back to a proper spot if you're not careful...)

j/k about "if that's the case," we know you love saying outlandish shit Hal :dance: I saw outlandish shit too, but plenty often its true :lol:

[Loser]

Two fucking pages, and no ones asked where Dee is yet?

Dee, you magnificent bastard, if that was you, RIP buddy. :lol:

[RBP]

:lol:

[deebakes]

:zombie:




what a rookie mistake :hand:

[deebakes]

:wank: :wank:

[Shady]

:watching:

[deebakes]

i like it when people watch me do it :oops: