While Lance is Away...

[Hal-9000]

Alrighty folks Lance is taking a much needed vacation for a few days and may not have access to the site while he's in Lower Botswana.

That means we're going to have to step up and try to fill in, by performing some of his regular daily functions at the forum :)



Below are some categories and I've already assigned duties in some cases:

1. banning people - hal
2. changing random usernames and avatars/signatures - hal
3. spanking spammers - ALL
4. celeb galleries - ?
5. daily news stories - ?
6. posting nekkid chick galleries - ?
7. complaining about the weather - ALL
8. posting funny SFW pics - ALL
9. paying monthly rent on the server - GOOFY
10. tormenting hal and smacking him - ?


Please en devour to do your part :tup:

[minz]

You forgot the cute picture thread, will you be taking over that one too Hal?

[Hal-9000]

You forgot the cute picture thread, will you be taking over that one too Hal?

Ohhh yes......that monstrosity is going right into the trash bin :)

[Hugh_Janus]

ugh.... its too hot

how am I doing?

[Hal-9000]

ugh.... its too hot

how am I doing?

Not bad, a little more emotion and perhaps a smiley stringing up a rope and hanging himself?

[Hugh_Janus]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... its too hot

[minz]

I'm having a shite day and it's all your fault Hal :slap:

How was that?

[Hal-9000]

you guys are capturing the essence :lol:

[minz]

You do realise, we are ALL banned when he gets back :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I was just thinking who first....exact same thing :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

he doesn't have the stones :hand:

[Goofy]

So i get the shit job :sad2:

[minz]

So i get the shit job :sad2:

Yep, and I get job No 10 :tup:

[Hal-9000]

So i get the shit job :sad2:

aww dude, I can help.

Just give me your paypal account info :shifty:

[Goofy]

Yep, and I get job No 10 :tup:

Awww, thats the best job on the list :( Can't we share? *bats eyelashes*

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to have Random Ban Day :)

I'll select someone at random for no reason at all and then someone else can select the amount of time they're banned for

[Goofy]

aww dude, I can help.

Just give me your paypal account info :shifty:

Email ad - Halsucksballs@night.com

Password - greencarpetcanadian

:tup:

[minz]

Awww, thats the best job on the list :( Can't we share? *bats eyelashes*

OK I'll let you join in, I've already made a start in another thread. :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Email ad - Halsucksballs@night.com

Password - greencarpetcanadian

:tup:

I still click the damn link...how bad is that??? :lol:

[Goofy]

OK I'll let you join in, I've already made a start in another thread. :tup:

I started in this thread :mrgreen:

[Goofy]

I still click the damn link...how bad is that??? :lol:

Hahahaha, ffs :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i45.tinypic.com/14y9xe8.jpg

[Goofy]

:dance:

[minz]

I'm going to have Random Ban Day :)

I'll select someone at random for no reason at all and then someone else can select the amount of time they're banned for

Are you actually able to ban yourself? Just asking.:-k

[Hal-9000]

Nope....tried a few times when I was getting out of hand one night



no luck :sad2:

[Goofy]

Are you actually able to ban yourself? Just asking.:-k

He can't........... i might be able to ban myself though :-k

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1197/easycapture1nk.png (http://img259.imageshack.us/i/easycapture1nk.png/)

Not gonna try just now though seeing as Lance would be the only other person who could fix it :lol:

[Pony]

Attention everyone: If anyone gets banned, or a user title, sig or Avatar change in the next few days blame it all on Hal.

[Hal-9000]

@ Goof :lol:


@ Pony :x

[Lambchop]

Remember when he left AS and it pretty much died overnight? shieeet.... are you sure we can do this alone?

[Hal-9000]

Remember when he left AS and it pretty much died overnight? shieeet.... are you sure we can do this alone?

It's kinda like when your parents went away when you were a teenager....hopefully the house is still standing and after that, all is good :lol:

[Hal-9000]

For Lance.....:dance:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs

[Goofy]

Remember when he left AS and it pretty much died overnight? shieeet.... are you sure we can do this alone?

The good thing is, he will come back to this site :tup:

[Southern Belle]

Lance is on vacation? :shock2:

[DemonGeminiX]

For Lance.....:dance:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs

Man... that's just evil.

:no:

[minz]

Lance is on vacation? :shock2:

With a girl :yup:

[Southern Belle]

:woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

With a girl :yup:

:shhh:

She's of the plastic blow-up variety. But we're all being supportive.

[Goofy]

I forsee a lot of bans being dished out on monday :lol:

[minz]

I forsee a lot of bans being dished out on monday :lol:

:lol: Funny that, I can see it too :d

[DemonGeminiX]

I forsee a lot of bans being dished out on monday :lol:

I'm just trying to get the place warmed up for the onslaught that Hal's gonna unleash later.

:d

[Arkady Renko]

if you're looking for an experienced temp to crack the whip, I'd volunteer.

[Pony]

I'm afraid of Hal now that he possesses all the powers of tehlancinator!

:rofl:

[Southern Belle]

:lol:

I'm just glad he has a girl to enjoy it with him.

[MrsM]

Hal has power!!!!

:hills:

[Acid Trip]

Hal has a power button so just turn him off!!!!



Fixed.

[Hal-9000]

*my first celeb gallery...hope this works*





Lance - Out and About in San Francisco (July 26, 2012)




http://i.imgur.com/hj2gH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xahya.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/d5gip.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sGF74.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/L0a1g.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Dude...

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Lance has admirers where ever he goes! He gained a veritable parade of followers within the first few blocks :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*searches for other forums willing to take new members*

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahahaha...

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I had better go to work...I can get into too much trouble here :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

See ya, bro.

:lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

*searches for other forums willing to take new members*

No one wants your member, Hal. :D Put it away, for crissakes!!

Just kidding, big guy! :)

[Hal-9000]

See ya, bro.

:lol:


at the new forum? :lol:

I ain't going down alone.....



:hand:

Lance is a hermaphrodite. He's both Mom and Dad.

[DemonGeminiX]

Come on. That's funny as hell.

:lol:

[Jezter]

Lance's turn to look after the kid, while the girlie looks around the town:

http://i.imgur.com/yID5m.png

[Griffin]

has anyone else noticed that the forum hasn't been down since he left?

...just sayin

[DemonGeminiX]

He's only been away for 24 hours. We've lasted far longer than that.

[Hal-9000]

*sings*

He's makin a list, checkin it twice...gonna find out who's getting banned tonight,
Lancey Claus is coming and he's wearin a frown :)

[Hal-9000]

One of Lance's favorite videos :face:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE&feature=related

[Griffin]

One of Lance's favorite videos :face:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE&feature=related



Lancie Mercury? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Lance was thrown out of a Queen concert for acting too effeminate

[minz]

:lmao: He's going to be pissed when he see's this thread :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

no he isn't.... he'll go and take a long look in the mirror and realise that whats been said in this thread is true

[Hal-9000]

no he isn't.... he'll go and take a long look in the mirror and realise that whats been said in this thread is true


BANNERS!!!!!! :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.safetybanners.org/media/Custom-Banners.jpg

[Hal-9000]

that's a gay pride colored banner :thumbsup:


certainly fits in with the current theme :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:rolleyes:


*whistles nonchalantly*

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

We built this city....we built this city on rock and roll :)

[Hugh_Janus]

I still say lance is a fanny :hand:

[Hal-9000]

indeed, Lance is a fanny pack

[Hugh_Janus]

I mean the british fanny, not the american fanny :slap:

[Hal-9000]

me too :slap:

[Goofy]

Seems Lance is turning a blind eye to this.............. fuckin' boo!!!!!! Ban the lot of them Lance :x

[Hal-9000]

we missed Lance while he was away :(

ok, so maybe I didn't but the mods said we should post some BS along those lines :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:liar: