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Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 02:54 PM
The Associated Press


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CONCH KEY, Fla. -- Deputies in the Florida Keys say a 62-year-old woman known as "the sea hag" fatally shot a 64-year-old man who refused to give her a beer.

When deputies arrived Sunday night Carolyn Dukeshire and a witness were waiting on them. Paramedics assisted Martin Mazur who died later at Fisherman's Hospital.

Thirty-year-old Casey Whippo told deputies Mazur was in a group of people who had just returned from dinner at the Brass Monkey in Marathon. They were sitting outside drinking beer when Dukeshire walked up and asked for a beer. When Mazur refused to give her one, she shot him five times in the abdomen, back and wrist.

Whippo told deputies he grabbed Dukeshire, told her she couldn't leave and called 911.

No attorney was listed on Dukeshire's jail record.

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 05:52 PM
besides the Sea Hag moniker :lol:....


that's actually some scary shit the way it went down...

PorkChopSandwiches
07-30-2012, 06:01 PM
wow

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:02 PM
see?????

if she had a whiffle ball bat the dude would be telling the crazy story to his buddies at work today [-(

PorkChopSandwiches
07-30-2012, 06:08 PM
yep, ban all guns.:tup:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:28 PM
beer for a bj?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 06:29 PM
beer for a bj?

http://i.imgur.com/TfziV.jpg

:-k

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:33 PM
Old school :dance:

Acid Trip
07-30-2012, 08:30 PM
see?????

if she had a whiffle ball bat the dude would be telling the crazy story to his buddies at work today [-(

More like beer is the problem. They would have never spoken to each other if she wasn't begging for beer.

Hugh_Janus
07-30-2012, 08:32 PM
ban all beer :cheerlead:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:55 PM
idk she's pretty hot...I would have bought her a mixed drink

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 09:08 PM
idk she's pretty hot...I would have bought her a mixed drink

I'd have got her a shot, top shelf :hand:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 09:23 PM
I probably would have given her a shot, top of the forehead with my fist thinking she was a man :lol:

deebakes
07-31-2012, 12:17 AM
bears are dangerous :hills: