We're all failures...

[Godfather]

....For not realizing this until right now... holy shit. This is a game changer.

Wrong:
http://i47.tinypic.com/ll1xt.jpg






VERY RIGHT:
http://i49.tinypic.com/29lli7d.jpg


Now we can dunk onion rings, tater tots, oversized fries OH MY

[RBP]

you need to smoke less weed. jus sayin.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If he smoked more weed this idea wouldn't be new.....just saying

[RBP]

Please... despite the positive properties... weed can also make the sublime seem fantastical.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Exactly

[Godfather]

I haven't smoked weed in 2 years :dance: Didn't quit, just kinda grew out of it after college :lol:

Still... if you're not blown away by this, we probably can't be friends.

[Richard Cranium]

Fuck you guys are slow, been doing this as long as I can remember.. hold 1/2 again as much catchsoup as well......

[Goofy]

Still... if you're not blown away by this, we probably can't be friends.

:lol:

[Lambchop]

What is it exactly? A home made ketchup thingy majingy?

[Hal-9000]

Please... despite the positive properties... weed can also make the sublime seem fantastical.

:shock:

You're the smartest guy I know...whoa

[deebakes]

i thought everyone knew to just use a soda container lid flipped upside down for ketchup... that's what i have done since my dad showed me how to do it that 20+ years ago :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I thought that was just the little paper condiment cup thingy stretched out.

[deebakes]

you're right, but that's way more work than taking the soda lid container :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

I suppose.

:idk:

[deebakes]

then you can dunk your burger in it too :tup:

[Muddy]

Do yah need this much catsoup?

[deebakes]

it's spelled catsup you hick :lol:

[Southern Belle]

ffs

[Godfather]

I tested it... it works brilliantly. SO good

[Hal-9000]

it's spelled catsup you hick :lol:

:hand:

ketchup

[Jezter]

:hand:

ketchup

Ketsuppi.

[Foxdana]

Ketsuppi.

tomato sauce! Same stuff I presume?

[DemonGeminiX]

tomato sauce! Same stuff I presume?

Tomato sauce and ketchup? Not exactly.

[Foxdana]

Tomato sauce and ketchup? Not exactly.

Wow, I thought it was the same, what is the difference then?

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, I thought it was the same, what is the difference then?

Taste. Consistency. Go get a bottle of Heinz and get a jar of Ragu/Prego/whatever and taste for yourself. They're definitely different.

Personally, I wouldn't put ketchup on pasta or anything else I would put tomato sauce on, and I wouldn't put tomato sauce on anything that I'd throw ketchup on. To me, it's just wrong. Other people might feel differently.

[Muddy]

it's spelled catsup you hick :lol:

Actually it's spelled ketchup you rube. :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

ketchup

:+1:

[Hal-9000]

I was right :shock:


Aug 15th/2012




:dance:

[Acid Trip]

Fuck using the little paper cups. Take a plastic drink lid, turn it upside down, then cover with ketchup. Now dip anything including your entire sandwich.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ia_lT9JIwgY/T2AgaLwLZ_I/AAAAAAAAChA/bZ6PWwGg6tw/s320/100_8070.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Ketchup is bullshit anyway, its just a sugar delivery system to cover the taste of whatever it is your eating.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Muddy]

Ketchup is bullshit anyway, its just a sugar delivery system to cover the taste of whatever it is your eating.

What if you use it sparingly to supplement what you're eating?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What if you use it sparingly to supplement what you're eating?

It has mind controlling chemicals in it just like vaccinations do...even the tiniest amount will get you :hand:

[Muddy]

Even the purple colored one?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

What if you use it sparingly to supplement what you're eating?

Nobody does that. :hand:

[Muddy]

Nobody does that. :hand:

I think you may be mistaken, sir.

[Sadaka]

If Ketchup isn't tomato souse what is it?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think you may be mistaken, sir.

:hand:

[Hal-9000]

If Ketchup isn't tomato souse what is it?

Ketchup contains tomato paste, vinegar, stuff from the guy's boots that harvest the tomatoes, like PCS mentioned sugar, carbs....


it's a potpourri of crap that's essentially tomato leavin's :thumbsup:

[deebakes]

i thought everyone knew to just use a soda container lid flipped upside down for ketchup... that's what i have done since my dad showed me how to do it that 20+ years ago :shrug:


Fuck using the little paper cups. Take a plastic drink lid, turn it upside down, then cover with ketchup. Now dip anything including your entire sandwich.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ia_lT9JIwgY/T2AgaLwLZ_I/AAAAAAAAChA/bZ6PWwGg6tw/s320/100_8070.jpg

:lolwut:

[Southern Belle]

Ketchup is a condiment. Tomato sauce doesn't contain vinegar.

[Foxdana]

For us Aussies tomato sauce is a condiment and pasta sauce is pasta sauce!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For us Aussies tomato sauce is a condiment and pasta sauce is pasta sauce!

You upside down people are weird :hand:

[redred]

red sauce :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

red sauce :tup:

You guys are weird too :hand:

[redred]

keep it simple and just call it by it's colour :lol:

[Muddy]

Lets just call it "ketchup" like is written on the bottle.

http://i.imgur.com/2U41l.jpg

[redred]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4g3itv.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4g3itv.jpg

:hand:



Ketchup is a condiment. Tomato sauce doesn't contain vinegar.

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/TJqg5.jpg

[Godfather]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4g3itv.jpg

Wait if you call Ketchup, Tomato Sauce..... what do you called the canned tomato puree that we call Tomato Sauce?

[redred]

tomato puree thick nonpourable tomato paste
tomato passata pourable no seeds in sauce

[Muddy]

tomato puree thick nonpourable tomato paste
tomato passata pourable no seeds in sauce

You can fit all that on a label? :lol:

[Godfather]

tomato puree thick nonpourable tomato paste
tomato passata pourable no seeds in sauce

Just from googling it, I think you guys call our Tomato Sauce, Tomato Passata... and we both call the thicker Tomato Paste the same thing :lol:

The Rigatoni Stone...

[redred]

:slap: it's not a label :lol: i was explaining it

[Richard Cranium]

Silly foreigners, [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.thekitchn.com/what-is-tomato-passata-and-how-156321

[redred]

thats the stuff

[DemonGeminiX]

It's not the same as our tomato sauce.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.visiongraficamx.com/imagenes/catsup_gr.jpg

[Jezter]

Ketchup is bullshit anyway, its just a sugar delivery system to cover the taste of whatever it is your eating.

:+1: I use ketsuppi very, very rarely.

[redred]

it would make snow taste better even the yellow bits :tup:

[Muddy]

*shit squirts in toilet*

[Acid Trip]

You'd think a giant bottle of ketchup molested you guys. That's a whole lot of hate for a condiment. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I dont hate ketchup just the way people use it. It should be used as lube and thats all

[Acid Trip]

I dont hate ketchup just the way people use it. It should be used as lube and thats all

Fasho. I love playing "is it her period or is it ketchup".

[Muddy]

my god man...

[Hal-9000]

You'd think a giant bottle of ketchup molested you guys. That's a whole lot of hate for a condiment. :lol:

I put ketchup on scrambled eggs, macaroni, roast beef, steak...


that condiment don't confront me none :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dont hate ketchup just the way people use it. It should be used as lube and thats all

Didn't realize you were in charge of how foods should be used :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

http://www.visiongraficamx.com/imagenes/catsup_gr.jpg

the fuck is that shit?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Fasho. I love playing "is it her period or is it ketchup".

:tup:


I put ketchup on scrambled eggs, macaroni, roast beef, steak...


WTF, why even spend money on the steak then, this is exactly the kind of thing that angers me with ketchup users :lol: :facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Didn't realize you were in charge of how foods should be used :-k

Feel free to run your meals by me and I will decide if you are eating it in the best possible fashion.

[Hal-9000]

:tup:



WTF, why even spend money on the steak then, this is exactly the kind of thing that angers me with ketchup users :lol: :facepalm:


and I'll say to you what I've said to relatives and friends who get all butthurt over what I eat...



IT'S GOING IN MY MOUTH, so shut yer piehole :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

*covers cock and balls in ketchup* Open wide

[Teh One Who Knocks]

WTF, why even spend money on the steak then, this is exactly the kind of thing that angers me with ketchup users :lol: :facepalm:

On this I will agree with you...you know what goes on steak? Nothing, because it's freaking steak FFS

[Muddy]

On this I will agree with you...you know what goes on steak? Nothing, because it's freaking steak FFS

Sometimes sucky steak can use a spot of A-1 on the side..

[Hal-9000]

On this I will agree with you...you know what goes on steak? Nothing, because it's freaking steak FFS

kindly refer to post # 73 :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sometimes sucky steak can use a spot of A-1 on the side..

Don't buy shitty steak :)

[Muddy]

Don't buy shitty steak :)

Sometimes when you're invited over you can't control it..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sometimes when you're invited over you can't control it..

I wouldn't care, I'd insult the host then and ask them where they got the horse meat from :lol:

[Muddy]

I just say.. "Do you have any A1? I love that stuff!" :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

Thats it, if you need sauce on your steak its either a shitty steak or overcooked....or came in Hal Hungry Man meal

[Hal-9000]

fuck you all...you wouldn't know a good steak if it bit you in the ass :hand:


and the person who fries his steak in a pan, has nothing to add to this conversation.....that's a hanging offense up here

[Muddy]

fuck you all...you wouldn't know a good steak if it bit you in the ass :hand:


and the person who fries his steak in a pan, has nothing to add to this conversation.....that's a hanging offense up here

nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/fcTNB.jpg (http://imgur.com/fcTNB)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

fuck you all...you wouldn't know a good steak if it bit you in the ass :hand:
One thing I do know, is a good steak :tup:


and the person who fries his steak in a pan, has nothing to add to this conversation.....that's a hanging offense up here
This is true

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Keep that shit in Hal Hole Muddy :lol:

[Hal-9000]

jeezus.....there goes lunch again


ffs Mud

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/kxZke.gif

[Hugh_Janus]

nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/fcTNB.jpg (http://imgur.com/fcTNB)

where the fuck do you get that shit from? jesus :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

He is the photographer

[redred]

where the fuck do you get that shit from? jesus :lol:

Someone hasn't seen hal's place tonight have they :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

nope.... pictures take AGES to load for me

[PorkChopSandwiches]

RR can just PM you the one you need to see

[Hugh_Janus]

RR can just PM you the one you need to see

nah, I don't want the first pm I've had for months to be a pic of some guy elbow deep in another dude's shitter :lol:

[redred]

:lol: an as a mod sent it he'll have to open it before doing anything else

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

fuck you all...you wouldn't know a good steak if it bit you in the ass :hand:


and the person who fries his steak in a pan, has nothing to add to this conversation.....that's a hanging offense up here

Oh please, pan frying a steak in a cast iron skillet is nothing like desecrating a steak by dousing it with ketchup :roll:

Down here if they see you do that, they'd tie you up bent over in a cage with a horny bull

[Acid Trip]

Oh please, pan frying a steak in a cast iron skillet is nothing like desecrating a steak by dousing it with ketchup :roll:

Down here if they see you do that, they'd tie you up bent over in a cage with a horny bull

I see Hal planning a trip to a Colorado steak house in the near future.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Oh please, pan frying a steak in a cast iron skillet is nothing like desecrating a steak by dousing it with ketchup :roll:

Down here if they see you do that, they'd tie you up bent over in a cage with a horny bull


:hand: Cracka please

[Hal-9000]

I see Hal planning a trip to a Colorado steak house in the near future.

Not if they consider pan frying a steak..."food"

[Hal-9000]

nah, I don't want the first pm I've had for months to be a pic of some guy elbow deep in another dude's shitter :lol:



:lol: