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Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2012, 10:27 AM
By Thomas Geyer - The Quad-City Times


Rock Island police arrested a man found naked and covered in cooking spray early Monday in the downtown area.

Officers responded to the call of a naked man at

3:27 a.m. in the 2200 block of 3rd Avenue, where they found him carrying a pair of shorts.

Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said the man, Chad William Forber, 41, of Blue Grass, told officers he had taken off his shorts because they were too big and would not stay on.

“He said he had been dropped off somewhere on 11th Street and that he had walked to the area where he was apprehended,” VenHuizen said. “He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm.

“He said he was looking for a place to party,” VenHuizen added.

When officers searched the man’s shorts, they seized a quantity of drugs they suspected were methamphetamine.

Rock Island County prosecutors have charged Forber with possession of less than five grams of methamphetamine, a Class 3 Felony under Illinois law that carries a prison sentence of two to five years.

Forber also is charged with resisting a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, both Class A misdemeanors that carry a jail sentence of up to one year.

A charge of lewd exposure was dismissed.

Forber was being held Tuesday night in the Rock Island County Jail on $40,000 bond.

Acid Trip
08-08-2012, 01:11 PM
I bet it turns out the meth they found is actually bath salts.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-08-2012, 03:07 PM
I thought crisco was a big tub of shortening .

http://adventuresofaglutenfreemom.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/crisco1.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2012, 03:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qqLnV.jpg

Hal-9000
08-08-2012, 06:01 PM
I thought crisco was a big tub of shortening .

http://adventuresofaglutenfreemom.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/crisco1.jpg

Yeah any Crisco that I've used has always come out of a tub like lard :face:

deebakes
08-12-2012, 03:20 PM
i generally cover myself in crisco after i get to the party :shrug:

Hugh_Janus
08-12-2012, 03:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qqLnV.jpg

you spray it on to cook food.... how does that work? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2012, 11:43 AM
you spray it on to cook food.... how does that work? :-s

:facepalm:

You spray it on the pans so that the food doesn't stick

DemonGeminiX
08-13-2012, 03:03 PM
i generally cover myself in crisco after i get to the party :shrug:

Because when Dee shows up and gets covered all over in Crisco, that's when the party really starts.

:twisted:

Hugh_Janus
08-13-2012, 08:21 PM
:facepalm:

You spray it on the pans so that the food doesn't stick

:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-13-2012, 08:47 PM
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/qctimes.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/28/f282090a-e26b-11e1-8883-0019bb2963f4/5024306d7961a.preview-620.jpg

deebakes
08-14-2012, 02:53 AM
are they sure he just didn't get lubed up to get out the front door of his house? :-k

deebakes
08-14-2012, 02:53 AM
Because when Dee shows up and gets covered all over in Crisco, that's when the party really starts.

:twisted:

:dance: