Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well then, since I shit on everyone's sandwich when I'm here (and was just shit on myself by someone else, thank you very much...) I should go :)

maybe I should just post this :wank: or this :rip: at the end of every thread and consider that posting at a forum...


laters


I guess I should interpret this as my input isn't welcome here. Peace out :wave:

:ffs:

Knock it off you two or I'll clunk your heads together 3 Stooges style :x

[RBP]

:gheyfight:

[Goofy]

:handbags:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:gheyfight:

Back in Chi-town yet RBP?

[RBP]

Back in Chi-town yet RBP?

At the Atlanta airport, my flight's in an hour. How was the weekend Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Kinda meh...feeling like crap today :wha:

Ready to get back home?

[RBP]

Very ready. It was a really good week but I'm exhausted.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Traveling always wears me out too

[RBP]

was 10 hours a day and 12 on Wednesday, plus going out for dinner and whatever, everyone was tired.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man up soldier :x

[RBP]

I went a whole week without you slapping me. :))

[Goofy]

I went a whole week without you slapping me. :))

:slap:

[RBP]

:slap:

glad that's over. :lol:

[Goofy]

Happy to be of assistance :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:banana:

[RBP]

Keep it up and RBP will start talking in the third person :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Keep it up and RBP will start talking in the third person :P

:slap:

[MrsM]

Hi All :wave: here for a bit

[JoeyB]

Hi All :wave: here for a bit

A bit of what exactly?

[MrsM]

A bit of what exactly?

A bit of time... sexy time :tup:

[golfer]

evening all...

[JoeyB]

evening all...

Good evening.

[golfer]

sup joey

[JoeyB]

sup joey

Nothing is actually up me, but I'll let you know how the evening progresses.

[golfer]

well if jez or porky get up you i still dont want to know :)

[JoeyB]

well if jez or porky get up you i still dont want to know :)

Yeah. Pretty much neither would I...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

Monday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ain't that the truth :|

[Goofy]

I hate mondays :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me too....I have a bad feeling about this one.

Plus I gotta call the dentist first thing when they open to see if I can get in today :wha:

[Goofy]

Double trouble :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why can't I just win the lottery? :sad2:


I think the infection is back in my tooth...whole side of my face is sore again :|

[Goofy]

:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it's beginning to piss me off now...this is gonna be the last chance this dentist gets to fix it...if nothing changes, I'm finding a new dentist

[Goofy]

I hear Corbin Bernsen's pretty good :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hear Corbin Bernsen's pretty good :tup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:banana:

Anyway, time to head back to hell work :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[redred]

afternoon folks

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup Red? :hi:

[redred]

diy day mate starting to do the main bedroom in the house stripped wallpaper off and planned sockets today , sorry to hear about the tooth problem mate

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should paint all the wall orange :tup:


Thanks...I hope I can get it fixed once and for all...it's driving me crazy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got a 3 PM appointment to see the dentist today...yay

[Hal-9000]

:x I think this crappy cold turned into a sinus infection...feels like I'm snorting hot pepper and my face hurts sooooo much.



oh...good morning and all that jazz :wavey:



*kill me now, I'm at work and head is so full I think it's sloshing when I walk :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I got a 3 PM appointment to see the dentist today...yay

Try and be positive.....or just go home and drink yourself into oblivion and forget the appointment :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll just be happy to get more antibiotics....my face hurts bad :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x I think this crappy cold turned into a sinus infection...feels like I'm snorting hot pepper and my face hurts sooooo much.



oh...good morning and all that jazz :wavey:



*kill me now, I'm at work and head is so full I think it's sloshing when I walk :lol:

At least if it's an infection, it gives the gunk that drips down the back of your throat a different flavor for awhile :)

[Hal-9000]

I'll just be happy to get more antibiotics....my face hurts bad :(

It's hurting us too if that's any consolation :(

[Hal-9000]

At least if it's an infection, it gives the gunk that drips down the back of your throat a different flavor for awhile :)

I don't get many headcolds.....kinda of a lung flu guy normally :lol:

It feels like I've been snorting sawdust and pepper and holy Genghis Khan my face is aching

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I get sick, usually it's a head cold more often than not. it's great when your head feels like it weighs 40 lbs more than usual :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's gone into my facial muscles and eyes...I think it's part of my regular problem, just amped up to the point I need to commit Sepaku :lol:


:shock: Holy prep for the electric chair! Yesterday my sister in law chopped off all of my hair.....omg I look like a cop.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A cop?? :shock:


:outtahere:

[Hal-9000]

We had a birthday thing for my Dad yesterday at my brother's place...all day my niece was calling me Curt Cobain as the dreadlocks were hanging in my face :lol:

You should see some of the crap they have out there in the house....a bathroom sink that looks like a punchbowl on the counter.Heated tiles in the 'master bathroom'.These two devices parked in a dock...they were the salt and pepper shakers.I kid you not, they are electric and grind the spice for you when you press a button...with lights on them.A hand vacuum that I couldn't turn on because I had no idea how :lol:

feckin rich people

[Teh One Who Knocks]

..they were the salt and pepper shakers.I kid you not, they are electric and grind the spice for you when you press a button...with lights on them

:shakehead:

[Hal-9000]

My sister is like me...we were both making jokes about the fancy stuff and eventually my bro and his wife got pissed off at our comments.

I looked at my fork and asked where the light was.He didn't like that one :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: :lol:

I will never understand why people feel the need to buy crap like that. Even if I had more money than I knew what to do with, I wouldn't buy crap like that :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The S&P shakers were in dock FFS :lol: Like an expensive iPod dock or something...

I laffed and laffed and laffed :lol:

[RBP]

Back in Illinois. :) Hi all.

[Hal-9000]

Back in Illinois. :) Hi all.

The night.....HE came home :shock:



Welcome back Kotter :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Thanks :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The S&P shakers were in dock FFS :lol: Like an expensive iPod dock or something...

I laffed and laffed and laffed :lol:

:facepalm:


Back in Illinois. :) Hi all.

:hi:

[RBP]

So what's new guys?

[Hal-9000]

So what's new guys?

Well I finally completed my gender reassignment surgery, moved to Atlanta and became a blond hottie for hire.

How about you?

[MrsM]

Crazy Monday - drive by hi :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :wavey:

[Goofy]

drive by hi :wave:

Ditto, off to the darts soon and i need to iron my jeans first :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Iron your jeans? :-s


:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Crazy Monday - drive by hi :wave:

*turns glock sideways and perforates MrsM* :x



:wavey:

[Hal-9000]

Ditto, off to the darts soon and i need to iron my jeans first :lol:

really....do you iron your underwear and socks too?


wtf is wrong with those Brits :lol: ( 1000 words or less if possible on the response )

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've never ironed a pair of jeans in my life :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Are you allowed to do that?

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only if you are one of them fancy types that pays $600 for a pair of designer jeans :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Goofy isn't one of those poofter types.....is he? :lol:

he works in a garage ffs, he CAN'T iron his jeans, they'll toss him from the freemasons chapter of mechanics

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/kKU4a.jpg

Goof? :shock:






:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

T-minus 2 hours to dentist time :|

[Hal-9000]

T-minus 2 hours to dentist time :|


eat some garlic toast, onions and tacos....make him work for it...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will actually probably be a quick one today...he'll look at my teeth, see the infection is back and prescribe some antibiotics....just like last time :|

[KevinD]

What's that sound I hear?



Could it be?





It IS!













It's the new improved 46cc Poulan dentist drill!

[fricnjay]

Lance sits in dentist chair.
Dentist starts examination.
Dentist says to assistant, " why did it suddly start smelling like semen"?

[Hal-9000]

It will actually probably be a quick one today...he'll look at my teeth, see the infection is back and prescribe some antibiotics....just like last time :|

At 1000 bucks per 10 minutes, he should be on his knees gobbling the gravy too....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[KevinD]

h, I'm out.. Gonna head to Mom's for a couple days while in training.

[Southern Belle]

Sup?

[Hal-9000]

Evening Belle, when do you sneak in?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She always comes in and says hi and then leaves...so rude [-(

[Hal-9000]

That's because she's a member of 82,13 forums...and Facebook :lol:


she's popular

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just a pet peeve of mine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My mood isn't helping things either

[Hal-9000]

I have to do that at work...log on around 9am and then damn work starts interfering with my relaxation time :x :x :x

[Hal-9000]

My mood isn't helping things either

I know something that will cheer you up mister..

http://i.imgur.com/6M2gm.jpg

[Hal-9000]

THE CHASE SCENE FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE! :dance:



http://i.imgur.com/H6Dhv.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What pisses me off at work is when I'm, not busy and just goofing off on the forum is suddenly the time that everyone feels the need to come into my office and bother me with petty shit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sigh*

That's it for me....later

[Hal-9000]

What pisses me off at work is when I'm, not busy and just goofing off on the forum is suddenly the time that everyone feels the need to come into my office and bother me with petty shit

My supervisor knows what I do here and it's the same thing for me...he can leave me alone for 3 hours and then just when I'm getting into posting in 5 threads simultaneously or looking at ONE porn gallery, he pokes his head around the corner with some 2 hour problem he bumped into :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*sigh*

That's it for me....later

See ya later Lance, try and have a good night dude

[Hal-9000]

I guess I should make a move too...Frank Sinatra everyone! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tuesday :|

[Goofy]

We beat the league champions 8-4 last night :cheerlead: First time they've been beaten in 2 years :dance: Great start to the season :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice one mate :tup:

[Goofy]

Yeah, it was a great result :tup: We were 3-0 down too and i was fearing the worst :lol: It just so happens i hit the winning double in the 2nd pairs game to make it 7-3 :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So that means everyone will be gunning for you guys now :spy:

[Goofy]

Either that or running scared :spy:

I was fucking delighted though, great feeling to beat them :D We played 2 friendlies against the team who finished 2nd last year and beat them both times too......... no reason why we shouldnt be in contention to win the league this year :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's great news mate...I hope you guys can do it :tup:

[Goofy]

Cheers :tup:

Time for work i suppose......... i need some sleep :lol: Later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one Goof :bye:

[Muddy]

Lance, I think Mugzy hacked into your account yesterday...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh sorry, didn't realize I wasn't allowed to be in a bad mood and just take people's shit. From now on it will all be service with a smile :tup:

See ----------------> :)

[Muddy]

Who was giving you shit? We cant joke around any more?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nobody said anything about not being able to joke around...

[Muddy]

So whats the issue then?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never mind...just everyone keep on doing what they do to try and piss me off when I'm already in a bad mood. Seems to be a game that many people here like to play.

[Muddy]

Man we're just razzing you...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I take my fair share of razzing very good naturedly, but the odd occasion when I am in a bad mood seems like everyone just has to see how far they can keep pushing me to just really piss me off. It's old now.

[Muddy]

We love you man.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In the non-ghey brotherly way, right? :suspect:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope these antibiotics start working soon...my whole right side of my face is still sore and swollen :wha:

[MrsM]

Morning :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :wavey:

How are ya?

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - trying to keep my head above water today.

Sorry to hear that you are not feeling great :hug: hope you feel better soon

[Muddy]

So I brought the Seadoo back from the river to be winterized this week.. Gonna be 80 this weekend now.. *sigh* :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi Lance - trying to keep my head above water today.

Sorry to hear that you are not feeling great :hug: hope you feel better soon


Thanks MrsM :)

The antibiotics are kicking in I think, the pain is starting to subside. Now if only the swelling will go down.

And then I have to go see a specialist :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I brought the Seadoo back from the river to be winterized this week.. Gonna be 80 this weekend now.. *sigh* :lol:

Not here...today is supposed to be the last day of the way above average temps....supposed to be seasonal by the weekend thank god. I'm so sick of the heat.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/e9dNq.jpg

[Muddy]

We were at like 50 degrees and windy all weekend and misty outside... It was cold as Shite..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We came close to setting record highs over the past weekend :wha:

[Muddy]

The weathers crazy these days...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No kidding, this whole year was bizarre weather-wise here. It was cold and rainy all spring and then suddenly it zoomed up into the 90's and stayed there most of the summer. And now the summer doesn't seem to wanna let go. We're 10 to 15 degrees above the average high here the last couple of weeks.

[Muddy]

We keep having these systems that just stall out over the whole East and just swirl for up to weeks at a time...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

After this miserable summer, I'm actually looking forward to winter

[Muddy]

Hopefully you'll get a little snow to play with the new truck in.. :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When it snows I need the 4WD just to get to work in the morning here sometimes

[Muddy]

When had a 4runner and I used to love the snow... That beast did awesome in it...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My Ranger always did well in the snow, I'll be interested to see how the Yota does this winter

[RBP]

Good morning all - probably a drive by but wanted to say hello. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :hi:

[RBP]

Howdy Lance. How's the tooth today?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Slowly feeling better now with the antibiotics, thanks for asking :)

[RBP]

progress! Hopefully the new antibiotics will do the trick. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, after the infection is gone, I have to go see a specialist....not looking forward to that :|

[RBP]

yeek! :|

Hopefully nothing major.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope it won't be anything major either, but I don't hold out much hope for that

[RBP]

Stay positive!

I am off to schoolbook land. have a good morning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later dude :bye:

[Jezter]

A quick hi and even quicker bye. Just got home and now to watch ice-hockey and cook dinner while at it.

Will check-in later.

Have a good one everyone! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hiya Jez :hi:

Bye Jez :bye:

[Muddy]

I had a girl today in a meeting that kept friggin interrupting me and steam rolling me with blather...

I finally held my arm out at her and started acting like I was pushing a button..

She said "What are you doing"?

I said "Im hitting the mute button".. :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

God, if only some people came with a mute button

[Joebob034]

God, if only some people came with a mute button

:mutes: :giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:mutes: :giggle:

:smileban:


:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Could today possibly go by any slower? :bored:

[Goofy]

Peeps :waves:


I had a girl today in a meeting that kept friggin interrupting me and steam rolling me with blather...

I finally held my arm out at her and started acting like I was pushing a button..

She said "What are you doing"?

I said "Im hitting the mute button".. :mrgreen:

:lol:


Could today possibly go by any slower? :bored:

*Turns Lance's clock back an hour* 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, just made the appointment with the specialist...a week from tomorrow at 11:30

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Turns Lance's clock back an hour* 8-[

:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

Could today possibly go by any slower? :bored:

I'm buried :|



*has a quick wank while inside the coffin*

[Goofy]

Tooth any better Lance?

Hey Halwin :bananahi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tooth any better Lance?

Hey Halwin :bananahi:

Pain is nearly gone now, thank god...and the swelling is going down now too.

[Hal-9000]

Tooth any better Lance?

Hey Halwin :bananahi:


Hello Goofy,
I asked Lance if he wanted to pm me the details of the dental problem...no response so I figured all was well.

Apparently not :|

[Goofy]

Pain is nearly gone now, thank god...and the swelling is going down now too.

Well, thats got to be a good thing :tup:


Hello Goofy,
I asked Lance if he wanted to pm me the details of the dental problem...no response so I figured all was well.

Apparently not :|

:lol: Maybe he's getting teeth like Jaws from the James Bond films and is trying to keep it quiet :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hello Goofy,
I asked Lance if he wanted to pm me the details of the dental problem...no response so I figured all was well.

Apparently not :|

Because you aren't my secret penpal anymore, you've ruined it :hand:

[Goofy]

Because you aren't my secret penpal anymore, you've ruined it :hand:

I lost my pen at work today :( Had to steal a new one :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I guard my pen with my life

[Goofy]

I guard my life with my pen :|

[Hal-9000]

Because you aren't my secret penpal anymore, you've ruined it :hand:

I stayed awake all last night worrying about you....

ok, so maybe I was watching porn :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I guard my life with my pen :|

Speak softly and carry a big stick :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I stayed awake all last night worrying about you....

ok, so maybe I was watching porn :oops:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

I guard my pen with my life


I guard my life with my pen :|

I have a drawer with over 100 assorted pens in it...because I work with idiots :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a drawer with over 100 assorted pens in it...because I work with idiots :lol:

I buy my own good pens....I hate cheap pens

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

Fine...you could benefit by listening to my experience.Instead, please spend 1000's and be in pain for the rest of your life :)










oh, p.s. :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fine...you could benefit by listening to my experience.Instead, please spend 1000's and be in pain for the rest of your life :)










oh, p.s. :beatdown:

Spend thousands? :-k

My dentist didn't charge me yesterday for the visit and x-ray and he is paying for the work at the endodontist :nana:

[Hal-9000]

I buy my own good pens....I hate cheap pens

I have Magnum 44 black markers that are so big, we have to open doors after using them for over 5 minutes.


No one gets near my magnums :x

[Hal-9000]

Spend thousands? :-k

My dentist didn't charge me yesterday for the visit and x-ray and he is paying for the work at the endodontist :nana:

this is just the start........

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have Magnum 44 black markers that are so big, we have to open doors after using them for over 5 minutes.


No one gets near my magnums :x

We have a couple of those too...I just use them to sniff the fumes from when I need to calm down :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

this is just the start........

Wrong :hand:

[Hal-9000]

We have a couple of those too...I just use them to sniff the fumes from when I need to calm down :)

I walk up behind people and place the marker face level about 2 inches away from their cheek and then call out their name loudly...HEY JIM!

they always turn quickly and get sideswiped....they never learn :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

Wrong :hand:

:rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I walk up behind people and place the marker face level about 2 inches away from their cheek and then call out their name loudly...HEY JIM!

they always turn quickly and get sideswiped....they never learn :rofl:

There's a place under the parking lot for people like you :nono:


:rip:

Negative Nancy :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Libidinous Lucy :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Libidinous Lucy :hand:

:slap:

[Goofy]

My dentist didn't charge me yesterday for the visit and x-ray and he is paying for the work at the endodontist :nana:

Yeah, we have to fix our fuck-ups free of charge too :lol:


I have Magnum 44 black markers that are so big, we have to open doors after using them for over 5 minutes.


No one gets near my magnums :x

http://i.imgur.com/vE6wK.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, we have to fix our fuck-ups free of charge too :lol:

I was still surprised he said he would pay for it...he could claim that it's just the human body, we can't control what it's gonna do. Especially since it's been about 9 months now since he originally did the root canal.

[Goofy]

I was still surprised he said he would pay for it...he could claim that it's just the human body, we can't control what it's gonna do. Especially since it's been about 9 months now since he originally did the root canal.

We give a 3 year warranty on our work :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You work on the human body? :-s

[Hal-9000]

I was still surprised he said he would pay for it...he could claim that it's just the human body, we can't control what it's gonna do. Especially since it's been about 9 months now since he originally did the root canal.

That's not typical.My first endodontist I had to sign a waiver saying that they would check it and possibly redo it, taking longer and charging me more.My first endo check came up clean so the guy didn't charge me...he was the first guy to suggest it was nerve problem and not a tooth problem...I should have listened.

[Hal-9000]

You work on the human body? :-s

Goof does back-door bondo :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's not typical.My first endodontist I had to sign a waiver saying that they would check it and possibly redo it, taking longer and charging me more.My first endo check came up clean so the guy didn't charge me...he was the first guy to suggest it was nerve problem and not a tooth problem...I should have listened.

I'm relieved that the dentist said he would pick up the tab...my dental insurance only covers 50% of major dental work :wha:

[Goofy]

You work on the human body? :-s

Not for a while :sad2:


Goof does back-door bondo :cheerlead:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof does back-door bondo :cheerlead:

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

I'm relieved that the dentist said he would pick up the tab...my dental insurance only covers 50% of major dental work :wha:

Endo guys are looking to find faults with your dentist's work...he'll have better tools, imaging....he'll know right away if the root canal is corrupt :thumbsup:
Then he'll probably offer to redo it at his place....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I'll find out next Wednesday :)

[Hal-9000]

you may have hit a stray bit of antler in one of those elk burgers...

[Goofy]

Off for a bit, had an idea for a new signature :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later Goof :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you may have hit a stray bit of antler in one of those elk burgers...

:maniac:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

me and a coworker both got a throat infection last week, turned into a nasty head breaking sinus cold.

another guy was laughing at us last week when we couldn't talk...guess what he has now? :rofl:

[Goofy]

Later Goof :bye:

Back......... got bored........ and what i was trying to do in PS is gonna take a lot more time than i first thought :lol: Will save it for a rainy day :lol:



another guy was laughing at us last week when we couldn't talk...guess what he has now? :rofl:

Rabies? :-k

[Hal-9000]

It could be....he was foaming at the mouth mad earlier today :lol:

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Back......... got bored........ and what i was trying to do in PS is gonna take a lot more time than i first thought :lol: Will save it for a rainy day :lol:



wait...doesn't it rain like 364 days per year there? :lol:

[Jezter]

How's that man-flu, Hal?

[Goofy]

wait...doesn't it rain like 364 days per year there? :lol:

Yeah........ its snowing today :mrgreen:


Hey Jussi, whats up fella? :howdy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

40% :|

[Hal-9000]

I've decided I'm going to create my own business.I'm going to move down to Cuba or Jamaica, live on the beach and start my own suntan lotion application service :face:
There will be sample packets of lotion or oil available at my stand, or the patrons can bring their own.

For a nominal fee I'll offer a variety of methods to apply the lotion...brushes, rollers or my hands depending on the size of the lady.(females only btw)

I'm gonna be a zillionaire :dance:

[Hal-9000]

How's that man-flu, Hal?

went from throat to lungs to a fooking horrible sinus/kill me now head cold.


feeling much better now thanks Jez, still some symptoms, very manageable

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've decided I'm going to create my own business.I'm going to move down to Cuba or Jamaica, live on the beach and start my own suntan lotion application service :face:
There will be sample packets of lotion or oil available at my stand, or the patrons can bring their own.

For a nominal fee I'll offer a variety of methods to apply the lotion...brushes, rollers or my hands depending on the size of the lady.(females only btw)

I'm gonna be a zillionaire :dance:

*sues HalCo for discrimination and bankrupts his company*

[Hal-9000]

*sues HalCo for discrimination and bankrupts his company*

Awesome co. name Lance, thanks.I'll sew it on the front of my red speedo....(work uniform)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't afford it now, I own you :hand:

[Goofy]

Halmo would be better........


















:lol:

[Hal-9000]

You can't afford it now, I own you :hand:

I'll cut you in for 50% of the profits..

but you gotta be the guy who uses the roller on the Bertha class customers (300 lbs and over)

[Hal-9000]

Halmo would be better........



:lol:

you cock sucking halmo! :x


sounds like a person from Arkansas

[Hal-9000]

I wonder...you open a legit looking stand on the beach and charge 5 dollars for suntan lotion application.There's lots of girls who come alone and would need at least their backs done.I bet this would fly and I'd get some customers.

I could probably get away with it for about 2 days until the FBI creep division hauled me outta there :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Halmo would be better........


















:lol:

:burn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wonder...you open a legit looking stand on the beach and charge 5 dollars for suntan lotion application.There's lots of girls who come alone and would need at least their backs done.I bet this would fly and I'd get some customers.

I could probably get away with it for about 2 days until the FBI creep division hauled me outta there :lol:

Depends...how strict are you gonna be on asking for ID? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Depends...how strict are you gonna be on asking for ID? :-k

No need to ask anyone for ID.WE ARE APPLYING LOTION.

not sitting on her back while wearing speedos and grinding on them ffs :lol:

[Hal-9000]

patron - WTF was that??!

Lance - Ermm...that was a secondary conditioning lotion to help keep your skin moisturized :)

patron - How come it felt like the bottle was between my ass cheeks?

Lance - Shut up and roll over on your front, Bertha

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No need to ask anyone for ID.WE ARE APPLYING LOTION.

not sitting on her back while wearing speedos and grinding on them ffs :lol:

And you don't think some parent would find it a bit on the pervy side if you were applying lotion to their 16 year old daughter? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

patron - WTF was that??!

Lance - Ermm...that was a secondary conditioning lotion to help keep your skin moisturized :)

patron - How come it felt like the bottle was between my ass cheeks?

Lance - Shut up and roll over on your front, Bertha

:catapult:

[Muddy]

Lance, how is the interface into the radio of the Tacoma? Did they put a USB port?

[Goofy]

Time for bed, later folks :bye:

[Muddy]

Seeya Goofy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, how is the interface into the radio of the Tacoma? Did they put a USB port?

No, just an auxiliary port...I was really hoping there would be USB by now. I can still plug in my mp3 player though, I bought an auxiliary cord, which is just a 3.5mm male to male cord

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time for bed, later folks :bye:

Later mate :bye:

[Muddy]

No, just an auxiliary port...I was really hoping there would be USB by now. I can still plug in my mp3 player though, I bought an auxiliary cord, which is just a 3.5mm male to male cord

I was hoping they would have upgraded that by now... Its the same thing in my wifes Sienna(07).. How hard is it to put a friggin USB port in???

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was hoping they would have upgraded that by now... Its the same thing in my wifes Sienna(07).. How hard is it to put a friggin USB port in???

Oh no doubt, I fully expected a USB port to be in there, especially in a top of the line model

[Hal-9000]

You can't get a whatever to USB adaptor?

[Muddy]

You can't get a whatever to USB adaptor?

Not on an Aux port.. Its Analog..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't get a whatever to USB adaptor?

Probably, but so many things use USB and it's on every PC so you would just think they would put one in a vehicle by now for easier integration

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not on an Aux port.. Its Analog..

Is it? Well that sucks :wha:

[Muddy]

I know you hate ipod, but I did find this..

Enjoy the convenience of operating your iPod® through your vehicle’s audio system, using either the steering pad or audio system controls, courtesy of the interface kit for iPod. Usinga proprietary 30-pin Apple iPod connector—via a connection point in the glove compartment—you can connect, control and charge your iPod while it remains concealed in the glove compartment. iPod and accessories not included. iPod is a registered trademark of Apple Inc. Please see dealer to confirm iPod applicability.

[Hal-9000]

How about a car lighter USB adapter...I'm sure I've heard of that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know you hate ipod, but I did find this..

Enjoy the convenience of operating your iPod® through your vehicle’s audio system, using either the steering pad or audio system controls, courtesy of the interface kit for iPod. Usinga proprietary 30-pin Apple iPod connector—via a connection point in the glove compartment—you can connect, control and charge your iPod while it remains concealed in the glove compartment. iPod and accessories not included. iPod is a registered trademark of Apple Inc. Please see dealer to confirm iPod applicability.


I'm sure you can do that with anything, if you want to pay to have it added. The thing is, when you drop $30K on a truck, it should come with something as simple as a USB port.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How about a car lighter USB adapter...I'm sure I've heard of that

But that wouldn't interface with the stereo/sound system

[Muddy]

That was the only option I saw on Toyotas site... I dont see why they could just make the port in the glove box a USB so anything could hook to it..

[Hal-9000]

But that wouldn't interface with the stereo/sound system

be happy with what you got man....in the Grand Amborghini I have the plug for 78 records....iVictrola it's called :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was the only option I saw on Toyotas site... I dont see why they could just make the port in the glove box a USB so anything could hook to it..

Exactly...maybe over the weekend I'll stop by Car Toys or something and see what it would run to get a USB port added :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

be happy with what you got man....in the Grand Amborghini I have the plug for 78 records....iVictrola it's called :|

I tried to get the 8 Track option...they were out of stock :(

[Hal-9000]

I have an 8 track player in my basement and the current 8 track in there is David Cassidy Rock Me Baby :lol:

NO JOKE

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I believe it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

FFS all the after-market car stereos all have USB ports in them :wha:

[Hal-9000]

So walk me through this Lance...you want a built in USB port to plug in your hand held tunes player? In effect turning the truck into a giant iPod player?
Or is there some other use for the USB port?

I guess I would be happy if it had a radio and the analog port your guys are talking about.

Reason I ask is because ghey, deaf guy bought a KIA Sportage in July and it ran into an electrical problem.Truck was in their shop for 2.5 months and he was still getting charged for the Siruis radio....now what's wrong with this picture? :lol: (hint, he's deaf...)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not just my mp3 player, but I can plug my phone in it too, of any brand. It just seems stupid in the world of digital that the only available port is a decades old (tech-wise) auxiliary port :wha:



Why did that guy get talked into satellite radio if he's deaf? :confused: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Not just my mp3 player, but I can plug my phone in it too, of any brand. It just seems stupid in the world of digital that the only available port is a decades old (tech-wise) auxiliary port :wha:



Why did that guy get talked into satellite radio if he's deaf? :confused: :lol:

He has a hearing aid and can hear some tones apparently...he can read lips and stuff but I tell you man....it's weird walking past his desk and he's got the LITE OLDIES station cranked up and he's trying to sing along :lol: :lol:

cats everywhere commit suicide when he tries to sing

[Muddy]

Exactly...maybe over the weekend I'll stop by Car Toys or something and see what it would run to get a USB port added :-k

You probably just need a new head unit... Did you get the Jbl sound system or the 6 speaker?

[Hal-9000]

Not just my mp3 player, but I can plug my phone in it too, of any brand. It just seems stupid in the world of digital that the only available port is a decades old (tech-wise) auxiliary port :wha:



Why did that guy get talked into satellite radio if he's deaf? :confused: :lol:

My buddy at work here explained your predicament...with the analog plug you have to use the Zune player to navigates songs and volume etc...using a USB port it somehow switches control to your radio?

He also says almost every truck on the market has USB...except yours.

[Muddy]

He also says almost every truck on the market has USB...except yours.

Almost every other truck in it's class is also a POS. So I guess you cant have it all!.. :razz:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You probably just need a new head unit... Did you get the Jbl sound system or the 6 speaker?

Not sure of the mfg but it has the 6 speaker system in it :)

[Hal-9000]

Almost every other truck in it's class is also a POS. So I guess you cant have it all!.. :razz:

don't know about that...if I could afford a new vehicle I'd be happy with a working radio :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Not sure of the mfg but it has the 6 speaker system in it :)

I've got 6 speaker sound with my factory AC/Delco POS :dance:

[Muddy]

Not sure of the mfg but it has the 6 speaker system in it :)

If it's important you can just replace the head unit with a USB compatible unit... Or just get the ipod kit and get a small nano unit and use that thing to carry like 1000 songs with you... Either way it's prolly the same cash laid out...

[Muddy]

don't know about that...if I could afford a new vehicle I'd be happy with a working radio :thumbsup:

You make bunny cry.. keep it up and I may end up sending you a radio.. :lol: