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Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:05 PM
Yeah...I meant outside :oops:

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 01:05 PM
I got a statement from social security and it says I made a lot more than I did in 2006. Wonder what's up with that?

RBP
02-15-2011, 01:06 PM
it's because you aren't outside. 8-[

RBP
02-15-2011, 01:06 PM
I got a statement from social security and it says I made a lot more than I did in 2006. Wonder what's up with that?

They found out about the hooker money. :nana:

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 01:09 PM
:slap: Who told?

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:10 PM
It's awesome :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:12 PM
it's because you aren't outside. 8-[

:slap:

RBP
02-15-2011, 01:13 PM
2 slaps in a row... ouch!

redred
02-15-2011, 01:18 PM
:nutkick: sorry rbp i feel like joining in

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:18 PM
I just went outside....seems colder than it was earlier :-k

RBP
02-15-2011, 01:19 PM
I just went outside....seems colder than it was earlier :-k

That's 'cause you're not inside. 8-[

RBP
02-15-2011, 01:20 PM
:nutkick: sorry rbp i feel like joining in

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:21 PM
That's 'cause you're not inside. 8-[

:x

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 01:24 PM
Sunny and 45 right now.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:24 PM
My hands feel like ice :cold:

Jezter
02-15-2011, 01:43 PM
Im here once again!

Jezter
02-15-2011, 01:44 PM
Freshly cut hair. 8-)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:49 PM
Jez :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 01:49 PM
Just shave it off :thumbsup:

Jezter
02-15-2011, 01:54 PM
Just shave it off :thumbsup:

Nnnoooo!! :thumbsdown:
The swoosh stays.

Starchild
02-15-2011, 02:00 PM
rain! :(

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 02:00 PM
Hey Jez!

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 02:06 PM
Nnnoooo!! :thumbsdown:
The swoosh stays.

Shave it!!! :x


rain! :(

Bright sunshine here 8-[

Starchild
02-15-2011, 02:14 PM
Ah well, soon be summer....... *drums fingers*

Jezter
02-15-2011, 02:14 PM
Shave it!!! :x


I shave it.. but not my head!

Jezter
02-15-2011, 02:15 PM
Belle, Lanzovcky :hi:

RBP
02-15-2011, 03:26 PM
man I think I came out of the gate a little too hard today.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 03:27 PM
I shave it.. but not my head!

:tmi:


man I think I came out of the gate a little too hard today.

I'm tired :sleepy:

Jezter
02-15-2011, 03:27 PM
man I think I came out of the gate a little too hard today.

Whazzat mean?

Noilly Pratt
02-15-2011, 03:45 PM
He was ridden hard and put away wet last night????

RBP
02-15-2011, 03:55 PM
Whazzat mean?

It's a horse racing analogy - like a horse who comes out of the gate too fast, I am feeling like I expended too much initial energy this morning so I'm starting to crash.

RBP
02-15-2011, 03:55 PM
He was ridden hard and put away wet last night????

:slap:

Jezter
02-15-2011, 04:50 PM
It's a horse racing analogy - like a horse who comes out of the gate too fast, I am feeling like I expended too much initial energy this morning so I'm starting to crash.

Ohhh I see! I learn something new everyday! Thanks, buddy! Crash and restart for you then.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 04:51 PM
oh......hello everyone :oops:




dammit

Vixen
02-15-2011, 04:52 PM
:giggle:

heya Hal :hug:

Hi everyone :wavey:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 04:53 PM
He was ridden hard and put away wet last night????

:lmao: no he just wishes ;) :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:12 PM
Vix :wavey:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 05:15 PM
heya Lance :hug: finally over the hangover from hell?

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:23 PM
Yeah, but still tired. Didn't sleep well again last night tho :huh:


How are you doing?

Goofy
02-15-2011, 05:25 PM
Hal, Vicki, Lance :hi: .......... I just farted btw :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:26 PM
Goof :hi:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 05:30 PM
Yeah, but still tired. Didn't sleep well again last night tho :huh:


How are you doing?

tired as hell as my eldest woke me up at 4.20am to tell me he couldn't get back to sleep :wtf: he expected me to be able to do about it I don't know :huh:

other than that I'm good ta and looking forward to my week off :D



Hal, Vicki, Lance :hi: .......... I just farted btw :oops:

I wondered what the smell was :ewww:

hey Goof :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:34 PM
I wish I had a week off :sad2:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 05:37 PM
:hug:

I'll be wishing I had another week off by the time it;s the middle of March as we will be moving out of the porta-cabins and back into the nursery at work the week I'm back (we've been in them since September for a refurbishment and extension)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:38 PM
I'm just burned out from work I think....that and spring fever after this bizarre winter we've been having

Goofy
02-15-2011, 05:45 PM
Christ i'm tired tonight......... last nights drunken sleep obviously wasn't very refreshing :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 05:52 PM
It never is :wha:

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:03 PM
75 dips and my elbow feels hokey now.

:|

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:04 PM
Sup y'all

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:05 PM
How's it going, GF?

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 06:05 PM
75 dips and my elbow feels hokey now.

:|

Like a puck or a stick? :-k


Sup y'all

GF :hi:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:07 PM
Morning Lance, DGX :D

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:08 PM
Like a puck or a stick? :-k

:|

Hokey! Not hockey!

:slap:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 06:11 PM
what's hokey? :|

heya GF

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:13 PM
Hokey is regional American slang for weird. Basically, I'm saying my elbow doesn't feel quite right. I'm not hurting, but it doesn't feel normal.

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:14 PM
Morning vixen!

Hokey is like, insincere, not credible, tacky, overly sentimental...

"this restaurant with plastic pirate stuff all over the wall is really hokey" :lol:

Starchild
02-15-2011, 06:16 PM
Also forms part of the popular 1940's dance invented by Al Tabor!

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:16 PM
Morning vixen!

Hokey is like, insincere, not credible, tacky, overly sentimental...

"this restaurant with plastic pirate stuff all over the wall is really hokey" :lol:

That's one definition. There are others. And I use it like everybody in the area where I grew up used it. Hence why I said "regional slang".

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 06:17 PM
:|

Hokey! Not hockey!

:slap:

Must be your accent [-(

Starchild
02-15-2011, 06:18 PM
Also forms part of the popular 1940's dance invented by Al Tabor!

Indeed, when Al died and they went to put him into his coffin, they got the left leg in and thats when all the trouble started :rimshot:

I'm killing myself!!!! hahahahahahaaaaaagh! :yup:

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:18 PM
Must be your accent [-(

:hand:

Fuhgedaboudit.





8-[

Vixen
02-15-2011, 06:19 PM
Indeed, when Al died and they went to put him into his coffin, they got the left leg in and thats when all the trouble started :rimshot:

I'm killing myself!!!! hahahahahahaaaaaagh! :yup:

:giggle:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:20 PM
That's one definition. There are others. And I use it like everybody in the area where I grew up used it. Hence why I said "regional slang".

What do you mean? :-k How do you use it?

It's not exactly a complicated word with a deep etymology I didn't think :lol:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 06:20 PM
and thanks DGX and GF for both versions......you learn summat new everyday :D

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:22 PM
what do you mean? :-k how do you use it?

It's not exactly a complicated word with a deep etymology i didn't think :lol:

:|

re-gio-nal slang

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:23 PM
:roll: Jesus you see how smug that looks right?

I just asked how do you use it... ie. an example.

Nevermind

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:25 PM
:lol:

Look to the post that got us into this conversation, Mr. A.D.D.

ex. My elbow feels hokey.

i.e. My elbow doesn't feel quite right. It's not injured, per se, it just doesn't feel normal. It feels a little weird.

:lol:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:26 PM
Gotcha :lol:

I didn't want to read back... I was La-zy :P :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 06:27 PM
:|

re-gio-nal slang




:roll: Jesus you see how smug that looks right?

I just asked how do you use it... ie. an example.

Nevermind


:lol:

Look to the post that got us into this conversation, Mr. A.D.D.

ex. My elbow feels hokey.

i.e. My elbow doesn't feel quite right. It's not injured, per se, it just doesn't feel normal. It feels a little weird.

:lol:

:stooges:

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 06:27 PM
:lol:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:27 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 07:25 PM
Indeed, when Al died and they went to put him into his coffin, they got the left leg in and thats when all the trouble started :rimshot:

I'm killing myself!!!! hahahahahahaaaaaagh! :yup:

:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 07:53 PM
Time to get ready to go home...catch ya laters :bye:

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 07:54 PM
K later

Godfather
02-15-2011, 08:13 PM
I just applied for this job with a company on Lonsdale... which is only about 20 minutes from my parent's place in Vancouver. Great location, great company. The ad has been on the IBABC website for a while now so maybe they're waiting for a candidate like me!?

I'm trying not to get my hopes up but I really would love a shot at this job. An interview would be nice.... get that monkey off my back

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 08:24 PM
I just applied for this job with a company on Lonsdale... which is only about 20 minutes from my parent's place in Vancouver. Great location, great company. The ad has been on the IBABC website for a while now so maybe they're waiting for a candidate like me!?

I'm trying not to get my hopes up but I really would love a shot at this job. An interview would be nice.... get that monkey off my back

Will start on fries or do you have to work your way up from shakes?

Pony
02-15-2011, 08:33 PM
:monkey:


An interview would be nice.... get that monkey off my back

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 08:46 PM
Wow, I made awesome time getting home :shock:



:wavey:

Goofy
02-15-2011, 08:51 PM
So i see........ :-k ...... helicopter? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 08:52 PM
Must have been....don't remember getting in one tho :-k

Goofy
02-15-2011, 08:53 PM
Will start on fries or do you have to work your way up from shakes?

pmsl :lol:

Goofy
02-15-2011, 08:53 PM
Hmmm, the plot thickens :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 08:55 PM
I even had time to stop and get some fast food before I came home :shock:

Goofy
02-15-2011, 08:56 PM
:shock:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 08:57 PM
Will start on fries or do you have to work your way up from shakes?

Careful mon frere

Remember the number one rule of restaurants:
Don't fuck with the people who touch your food :demon:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 08:58 PM
That's why I never watch the food being cooked :)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 08:58 PM
I know :-k

Must have been a wormhole in space or something that I went thru :-k

Goofy
02-15-2011, 08:59 PM
Careful mon frere

Remember the number one rule of restaurants:
Don't fuck with the people who touch your food :demon:

I thought the number one rule was 'dont fondle yourself at the table' :-k

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Must have been, you were 15 minutes earlier than usual.......... think it might be a record actually :-k

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:00 PM
should we call you speedy gonzales from now on? :|

Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:00 PM
That's why I never watch the food being cooked :)

:lol: That's especially important at fast food joints I find...


Sometimes you just need a BigMac... you never need to see the 15 year old greasy kid pull 'meat' out of a yellow drawer and make your burger with his dirty mitts

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:01 PM
And it felt like traffic was slow today too :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:04 PM
should we call you speedy gonzales from now on? :|

I don't drive fast :shifty:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:05 PM
:poke: well yer haven't acquired and ghost/xmen like skills to have gone all the way through everyone :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:08 PM
:spy:

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:09 PM
'She' always said Lance was faster than a speeding bullet 8-[



























:dance2:

Pony
02-15-2011, 09:11 PM
I don't drive fast :shifty:

Yep, it everyone else driving slow.

Pony
02-15-2011, 09:14 PM
I thought the number one rule was 'dont fondle yourself at the table' :-k

I don't know what kinda restaurants you go to.

Here that's perfectly acceptable. :huh:

Yea, if you are gonna complain about the service save it until after you eat and don't ask them to box up the leftovers.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:15 PM
'She' always said Lance was faster than a speeding bullet 8-[



























:dance2:

:nutkick:


Yep, it everyone else driving slow.

Exactly :tup:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:16 PM
you have leftovers? :huh:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:17 PM
who's 'she' the cat's mother? :|

Pony
02-15-2011, 09:20 PM
you have leftovers? :huh:

Haha.. Remember I live in the US where they supersize every portion.

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:25 PM
d'oh! to be fair it has been a few years since I was on AS and I barely remember what I did yesterday nevermind owt else :lol:

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:26 PM
who's 'she' the cat's mother? :|

*shrugs* Random female that Lance has slept with........ i don't know their names :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:26 PM
*shrugs* Random female that Lance has slept with........ i don't know their names :lol:

:beatdown:

KevinD
02-15-2011, 09:27 PM
Hiya guys..Busy day off here..took my Z to get inspected, spent all day helping my Mom look for a new (used) car....Man I hate car salesmen, esp Used Cars..Geesh!

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:27 PM
I don't know what kinda restaurants you go to.

Here that's perfectly acceptable. :huh:

Yea, if you are gonna complain about the service save it until after you eat and don't ask them to box up the leftovers.

Not if Michelle Obama has anything to say about it :nono:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:29 PM
*shrugs* Random female that Lance has slept with........ i don't know their names :lol:

you don't? :huh: but I thought you was always in the wardrobe filming :|

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:29 PM
:beatdown:

:dance:


Hiya guys..Busy day off here..took my Z to get inspected, spent all day helping my Mom look for a new (used) car....Man I hate car salesmen, esp Used Cars..Geesh!

:lol: Hi Kev :hi: Z? 350Z? :D

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:30 PM
you don't? :huh: but I thought you was always in the wardrobe filming :|

I only know what they look like......... the duct tape stops the girls from talking :|

Goofy
02-15-2011, 09:31 PM
Well, i can't stop yawning so i'm heading off to bed, night folks :bye:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:32 PM
I only know what they look like......... the duct tape stops the girls from talking :|

:lol: fair enough :lol:


Well, i can't stop yawning so i'm heading off to bed, night folks :bye:

night Goof :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:34 PM
Hiya guys..Busy day off here..took my Z to get inspected, spent all day helping my Mom look for a new (used) car....Man I hate car salesmen, esp Used Cars..Geesh!

Kevin :hi:


Well, i can't stop yawning so i'm heading off to bed, night folks :bye:

Later mate!

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:35 PM
Hiya guys..Busy day off here..took my Z to get inspected, spent all day helping my Mom look for a new (used) car....Man I hate car salesmen, esp Used Cars..Geesh!Me too. I HATE car shopping.


Well, i can't stop yawning so i'm heading off to bed, night folks :bye:Nite Goofs

Hey Vixen!

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:36 PM
heya belle :D

KevinD
02-15-2011, 09:37 PM
:dance:



:lol: Hi Kev :hi: Z? 350Z? :D


:spank::slap: hahaahaa

No, my 99Z28..Nothing wrong with 350Zs, but I prefer domestic muscle..

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:38 PM
I don't know about you but I've been a little lazy today. I had good intentions....

KevinD
02-15-2011, 09:40 PM
Yeah, I don't get it.. Keep telling the salesmen that we are just looking today, to see what all is available in her price range, but they keep trying to get her to sign paperwork, and one place wouldn't even say what the prices were, they just wanted to talk payments. I'm a fairly intelligent guy, let's discuss price, THEN we'll talk payment options, Then trade in.

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:40 PM
no lazy day for me today as I've been at work but after Friday I will be having a lazy week :D

KevinD
02-15-2011, 09:43 PM
I took today off (with pay of course) to help Mom out. Dunno when I'll take some real free lazy days. Maybe after I get back from Malaysia

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:43 PM
I cleaned house, did laundry, applied for jobs, etc but nothing strenuous.
What kind of work do you do?

KevinD
02-15-2011, 09:45 PM
Me Belle?

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:47 PM
Y'all are making me hungry.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:50 PM
I took today off (with pay of course) to help Mom out. Dunno when I'll take some real free lazy days. Maybe after I get back from Malaysia

When are you heading back? Definite date yet?

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:51 PM
Me Belle?
I meant Vixen. I have a pretty good idea what you do. I think.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KflcL.jpg


:shifty:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:53 PM
I'm a part time secretary in a day nursery....I have the sense to work away from the kids ;) :lol:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 09:53 PM
well I've eaten but now I feel hungry again.....thanks Lance ye bastid! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:54 PM
:banana:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:55 PM
Lasagna instead? :shifty:


http://i.imgur.com/rYZHW.jpg

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:56 PM
I have some gluten free crabcakes thawing. Going to make some slaw to go with them.

Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:56 PM
Ahh lance is killing me with the Italian food :lol:

Now I'm hungry again too...

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 09:58 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 09:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GTFVZ.jpg

Meatball sandwich! :banana:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:00 PM
how the fuck do you eat that AND stay clean? :|

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:01 PM
Ohh Man :lol: Food porn

It's supposed to get dirty and nasty Vixen... that's the only answer

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:02 PM
foodgawker.com is a great food-porn site

People post their own random photos of food. It's drool-ific

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8dq5v.jpg

Baked mac & cheese :yumyum:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/49btA.jpg

Ribeye steak :dance2:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:11 PM
I just went and got some yogurt at the store...I also picked up a cheesecake sampler.
The plate is like 14 inches in diameter and there are 6 types of cheesecake...HUGE pieces.

If I had my camera here I would take a pic and post...mmmmmmmmmm

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:12 PM
cheesecake = :ewww:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:13 PM
Cheesecake has always been to rich for me :-k I love cake but cheesecake isn't my thing


Why is it that it's a staple chick food?

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:14 PM
it isn't it's minging

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:14 PM
You know, I don't think I have ever even tried cheesecake :-k

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:15 PM
lucky you :ewww:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:16 PM
cheesecake = :ewww:

Cheesecake is the best dessert on the planet..so rich and creamy and yummy.

In fact, given the chance I would fuck cheesecake.That's right, take my pants down and stab my penis right into that creamy goodness...ohhh yesss

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:17 PM
Cheesecake is the best dessert on the planet..so rich and creamy and yummy.

In fact, given the chance I would fuck cheesecake.That's right, take my pants down and stab my penis right into that creamy goodness...ohhh yesss

:shock:

How am I supposed to get that image out of my head now? :x

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:17 PM
You know, I don't think I have ever even tried cheesecake :-k

You should at least once.They have all sorts of flavors and styles.Chocolate swirl cheesecake...mmmmmmm

Even the basic New York style with graham wafer crust is delicious.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:18 PM
:shock:

How am I supposed to get that image out of my head now? :x

Later tonight I'll take some pictures to help with the indelible mental imagery :lol:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:20 PM
Cheesecake has always been to rich for me :-k I love cake but cheesecake isn't my thing


Why is it that it's a staple chick food?


Comfort food?.. and probably the 9 billion calories per square inch has something to do with it :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:21 PM
Later tonight I'll take some pictures to help with the indelible mental imagery :lol:

I'll kill you! :x

:maniac:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:22 PM
OH MY GOD NO

:shock: Dexter's car just flipped over when he fell asleep at the wheel and THERES A BODY IN THE BACK

WAKE UP DEXTER WAKE THE FUCK UP :shock:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:23 PM
I'll kill you! :x

:maniac:

I love cheesecake soooo much, I could use it as lubricant when I masturbate....


:face: heyyyyyyy

KevinD
02-15-2011, 10:24 PM
No, no def date yet. If as normal, it'll be 2 days after my phone rings, hahaha

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:24 PM
OH MY GOD NO

:shock: Dexter's car just flipped over when he fell asleep at the wheel and THERES A BODY IN THE BACK

WAKE UP DEXTER WAKE THE FUCK UP :shock:

Dexter dies right there :(

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:25 PM
I love cheesecake soooo much, I could use it as lubricant when I masturbate....


:face: heyyyyyyy

:fire:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:25 PM
Dexter dies right there :(

First episode of season four?! :lol: Damn, the next few seasons are going to be booooring

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:26 PM
Dexter dies right there :(

:lol2:

I never did get around to watching season 4....

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:26 PM
I love cheesecake soooo much, I could use it as lubricant when I masturbate....


:face: heyyyyyyy

so if you were double jointed would that mean you would lick it off yer own cheesy bellend too then? :lol:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:27 PM
OH MY GOD NO

:shock: Dexter's car just flipped over when he fell asleep at the wheel and THERES A BODY IN THE BACK

WAKE UP DEXTER WAKE THE FUCK UP :shock:

Is someone a little lost? :lol:

we're talkin about screwing desserts here you punk, hit the bricks

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:28 PM
so if you were double jointed would that mean you would lick it off yer own cheesy bellend too then? :lol:

I can already suck my own penis....eating dessert off of my penis would be just plain perverted.

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:28 PM
Is someone a little lost? :lol:

we're talkin about screwing desserts here you punk, hit the bricks

Sorry, Sorry I know... I have it on, on one side of the screen

The car flipped and I wrote my panicked outburst in the first thread I saw :lol: My bad

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:28 PM
who the fuck is Dexter? and :wtf: are they talking about? :huh:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:29 PM
I can already suck my own penis....eating dessert off of my penis would be just plain perverted.

and sucking yer own penis isn't? :lol:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:29 PM
who the fuck is Dexter? and :wtf: are they talking about? :huh:

:wtf: Seriously? It's one of the biggest shows on TV :lol:

Really great show.. you should check it out. Highly addictive I must warn you. He's a lovable serial killer, killing the scum of the earth and trying to live a normal life as a psychopath without the ability to actually feel emotion

I put off watching it for years but now that I am, I'm hooked.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:30 PM
Sorry, Sorry I know... I have it on, on one side of the screen

The car flipped and I wrote my panicked outburst in the first thread I saw :lol: My bad

Like I've never mixed subjects in threads :rolleyes:



jus teasing...Dexter is a great show

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:30 PM
who the fuck is Dexter? and :wtf: are they talking about? :huh:

Awesome Tv series about a serial killer with a conscious. He only kills bad people. Good show!

KevinD
02-15-2011, 10:30 PM
My fav cake is Cream cheese cake with cherry topping. My gran used to make it for me (no bake) now Mom makes it for me.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:30 PM
and sucking yer own penis isn't? :lol:

Only if you swallow...otherwise self penis sucking is like meditation for me :face:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:31 PM
:ewww:

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:31 PM
Aaaaand the creepiest comment of the week award goes to:


I can already suck my own penis....eating dessert off of my penis would be just plain perverted.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:31 PM
My fav cake is Cream cheese cake with cherry topping. My gran used to make it for me (no bake) now Mom makes it for me.

I wish I could take a pic of this plate....the varieties are yummy looking and my ass just gained a cheek looking at it ffs :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:32 PM
I can already suck my own penis....eating dessert off of my penis would be just plain perverted.

Great, now I need to drill a hole in my head so I can pour some bleach in it to erase the fact that I ever saw this post :|

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:32 PM
Aaaaand the creepiest comment of the week award goes to:

*mouth is full...brb*

mrphhhhhh

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm just going to blow my brains out...

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:33 PM
*mouth is full...brb*

mrphhhhhh

Ever had a moment where you're not sure if you should laugh or cry?!

Right here... thanks hal.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:33 PM
Great, now I need to drill a hole in my head so I can pour some bleach in it to erase the fact that I ever saw this post :|

again...pictures are worth a thousand posts :lol:

I'll include it in 'the cheesecake series' I'm going to pm to you tonight :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:33 PM
I'm just going to blow my brains out...

:suicide:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:34 PM
Ever had a moment where you're not sure if you should laugh or cry?!

Right here... thanks hal.

:sad2:

I suck my own dick when I'm stressed...it's been a bad day







:lol:

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:35 PM
Hmm, Cheesecake, serial killers and self pleasure....

Yep. I'm scarred.

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:35 PM
Do you guys fold your t-shirts, hang them, or roll them up :-k

No sex jokes, I'm trying to keep the cost of my impending trip to a councilor down :lol:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:37 PM
there could never be a better time for this smilie.....if nothing but to encourage Hal to carryon grossing Lance and GF out :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2m2x5xd.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:37 PM
Do you guys fold your t-shirts, hang them, or roll them up :-k

No sex jokes, I'm trying to keep the cost of my impending trip to a councilor down :lol:

None of the above

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:37 PM
You know if you roll them up....

nevermind.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:37 PM
there could never be a better time for this smilie.....if nothing but to encourage Hal to carryon grossing Lance and GF out :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2m2x5xd.jpg

Don't encourage him :x

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:37 PM
Do you guys fold your t-shirts, hang them, or roll them up :-k

No sex jokes, I'm trying to keep the cost of my impending trip to a councilor down :lol:

I have a little folding unit like Sheldon on TBBT :lol:

seriously...I hang both my pants and shirts

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:38 PM
:lmao: sorry Lance but...

http://i42.tinypic.com/bf2b8y.jpg

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:38 PM
None of the above
You don't fold them when they come out of the laundry? You don't own t-shirts? What? :lol:


I ask because a friend was teasing me about having creases in a t-shirt I was wearing the other day :-k It never occurred to me to roll instead of fold :lol:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:38 PM
there could never be a better time for this smilie.....if nothing but to encourage Hal to carryon grossing Lance and GF out :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2m2x5xd.jpg

pssssst, I'm already formulating the context of the photo shoot in my head for Lance :lol:

lighting, props....what flavor cheesecake goes best with my balls

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:38 PM
Do you guys fold your t-shirts, hang them, or roll them up :-k

No sex jokes, I'm trying to keep the cost of my impending trip to a councilor down :lol:

Fold at home, roll when packing to travel.

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 10:39 PM
Do you guys fold your t-shirts, hang them, or roll them up :-k

No sex jokes, I'm trying to keep the cost of my impending trip to a councilor down :lol:

Depends on where I'm going to wear them.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:39 PM
You don't fold them when they come out of the laundry? You don't own t-shirts? What? :lol:


I ask because a friend was teasing me about having creases in a t-shirt I was wearing the other day :-k It never occurred to me to roll instead of fold :lol:

They stay in the laundry basket until I need them

KevinD
02-15-2011, 10:39 PM
I wish I could take a pic of this plate....the varieties are yummy looking and my ass just gained a cheek looking at it ffs :lol:

Your wish is my command:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hZF4EPRp4uE/Sxarh7bqTPI/AAAAAAAAAWI/8ZI3tr0mP34/s400/pie.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:39 PM
pssssst, I'm already formulating the context of the photo shoot in my head for Lance :lol:

lighting, props....what flavor cheesecake goes best with my balls

:ban:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:40 PM
pssssst, I'm already formulating the context of the photo shoot in my head for Lance :lol:

lighting, props....what flavor cheesecake goes best with my balls

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:tup:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:40 PM
They stay in the laundry basket until I need them

*hums the Single for Life theme song softly in the background*



:lol:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:41 PM
Your wish is my command:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hZF4EPRp4uE/Sxarh7bqTPI/AAAAAAAAAWI/8ZI3tr0mP34/s400/pie.jpg

That's got some hardcore fruit on top Kev....the types I just picked up are more the multi-flavored and colored.

Looks yummy indeed

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:43 PM
*hums the Single for Life theme song softly in the background*



:lol:

Dude, there is literally a HUGE pile of clothes on the floor in my bedroom :lol:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:44 PM
:-k I'd check underneath for dead bodies

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 10:45 PM
Clothes on the floor is my pet peeve. My ex did that along with the daily newspapers he read in bed at night. It drove me nuts.
Everybody who sleeps in my house knows not to leave clothes on the floor.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:45 PM
:-k I'd check underneath for dead bodies

No need, I have a special place to get rid of bodies :spy:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:46 PM
pig farm?

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:46 PM
Dude, there is literally a HUGE pile of clothes on the floor in my bedroom :lol:

Yep. me too. It just seems pointless to put my work clothes away every week. My better shirts and pants get folded though so they don't wrinkle.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:46 PM
Dude, there is literally a HUGE pile of clothes on the floor in my bedroom :lol:

:lol:


I shouldn't joke about others.I'm literally Penny when it comes to doing laundry.It all goes in and it all comes out...simple :lol:

I did learn to hang all of my clothes at a young age.They actually last longer and look better.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:47 PM
Clothes on the floor is my pet peeve. My ex did that along with the daily newspapers he read in bed at night. It drove me nuts.
Everybody who sleeps in my house knows not to leave clothes on the floor.

Clothes belong in piles :hand:

Pile #1 - Looks clean, smells clean

Pile #2 - Looks clean, smells dirty

Pile #3 - Looks dirty, smells clean

Pile #4 - Looks dirty, smells dirty

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:48 PM
Clothes on the floor is my pet peeve. My ex did that along with the daily newspapers he read in bed at night. It drove me nuts.
Everybody who sleeps in my house knows not to leave clothes on the floor.

I leave mail on the floor :lol: Not sure why I do it but it seems to be a reminder to pay things or respond.I'm a pretty tidy guy (so I've been told), still not sure why I sort my correspondence on the carpet :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:48 PM
pig farm?

Old abandoned mine shafts up in the mountains ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:48 PM
Yep. me too. It just seems pointless to put my work clothes away every week. My better shirts and pants get folded though so they don't wrinkle.

Exactly

minz
02-15-2011, 10:48 PM
I dont like an untidy mess...

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:49 PM
Clothes belong in piles :hand:

Pile #1 - Looks clean, smells clean

Pile #2 - Looks clean, smells dirty

Pile #3 - Looks dirty, smells clean

Pile #4 - Looks dirty, smells dirty

:lol: :lol:

ffs.....PENNY

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 10:49 PM
Same here Kev. I think I have something for the first of March but if there's an emergency between now and then......

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:50 PM
I dont like an untidy mess...

*sorts mail quick and washes off cheesecake*


Hi Minz!

Vixen
02-15-2011, 10:50 PM
Old abandoned mine shafts up in the mountains ;)

pig farm would be better no evidence left behind to be discovered at a later date, they will literally eat everything bar hair and nails I believe but only cos they can't be digested

Pony
02-15-2011, 10:52 PM
Clothes belong in piles :hand:

Pile #1 - Looks clean, smells clean

Pile #2 - Looks clean, smells dirty

Pile #3 - Looks dirty, smells clean

Pile #4 - Looks dirty, smells dirty

I only have two piles. Clean work clothes and clean regular clothes. All the dirty ones go down the chute to the basement where the gnomes launder them for the low cost of two mismatches socks.

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:52 PM
:lol: :lol:

ffs.....PENNY

What? :lol:


pig farm would be better no evidence left behind to be discovered at a later date, they will literally eat everything bar hair and nails I believe but only cos they can't be digested

Trust me, the mine shafts I'm talking about are where no one would ever find a body ;)

minz
02-15-2011, 10:52 PM
*sorts mail quick and washes off cheesecake*


Hi Minz!

Haha, hi Hal :)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 10:53 PM
I only have two piles. Clean work clothes and clean regular clothes. All the dirty ones go down the chute to the basement where the gnomes launder them for the low cost of two mismatches socks.

I don't have a laundry chute....or a basement....or gnomes :sad2:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:54 PM
I only have two piles. Clean work clothes and clean regular clothes. All the dirty ones go down the chute to the basement where the gnomes launder them for the low cost of two mismatches socks.

:lol: :lol:






I never lose socks to the gnomes.....sometimes my manly briefs turn into panties, not sure why that happens

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 10:54 PM
I leave mail on the floor :lol: Not sure why I do it but it seems to be a reminder to pay things or respond.I'm a pretty tidy guy (so I've been told), still not sure why I sort my correspondence on the carpet :oops:
I leave mine on the kitchen counter, then transfer it to the desk. NOTHING ON THE FLOOR1

I dont like an untidy mess...:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:55 PM
I leave mine on the kitchen counter, then transfer it to the desk. NOTHING ON THE FLOOR1
:thumbsup:

*throws sock on the floor*


*runs*

minz
02-15-2011, 10:57 PM
I need my bed...

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 10:58 PM
*throws sock on the floor*


*runs*:beatdown:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:58 PM
I need my bed...

sleeeep sweet princess, sleep

tomorrow is another day

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 10:59 PM
:beatdown:

:lol:


had to check your av, thought it was Lance for a moment

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:00 PM
Had to charge my camera :)


http://i.imgur.com/qGsKY.jpg


:banana:

Vixen
02-15-2011, 11:00 PM
well that's me out for the night catch yer all tomorrow :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:02 PM
G'night Vix :bye:

minz
02-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Sweet dreams everyone, hugs and kisses to those who want them...

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:03 PM
G'night Minz :bye:

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 11:03 PM
Had to charge my camera :)


http://i.imgur.com/qGsKY.jpg



:banana:


BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! :lol: :lol:

I pictured you as Mr Tidy-anal guy.The other pics you've posted usually show a nice, clean, controlled area


:lol: that's great .....PENNY!

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:04 PM
And that's a closet door they are piled in front of :lol:

Pony
02-15-2011, 11:04 PM
Old abandoned mine shafts up in the mountains ;)

You really should cover your tracks better.
http://ezpicshare.com/images/lance1.jpg

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 11:05 PM
Nite ladies. I love having a bunch of girls here. :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:05 PM
You really should cover your tracks better.
http://ezpicshare.com/images/lance1.jpg

Do you think I took pix of the places I hide the bodies? :-s

KevinD
02-15-2011, 11:06 PM
g'night y'all!

Pony
02-15-2011, 11:06 PM
Sweet dreams everyone, hugs and kisses to those who want them...

:yup:

Southern Belle
02-15-2011, 11:07 PM
:lol:


had to check your av, thought it was Lance for a moment

I was married to a controlling slob for over 20 years. Don't put up with it any more.

Pony
02-15-2011, 11:08 PM
There was another pic of a metal door covering a shaft but I couldn't save it. Reminded me of "Lost"

minz
02-15-2011, 11:08 PM
Had to charge my camera :)


http://i.imgur.com/qGsKY.jpg



:banana:

This looks like my Son's bedroom, must be a boy thing.

Hal-9000
02-15-2011, 11:11 PM
I've been told my bedroom is like a prison cell.Spotless, one single bed, three pictures on the wall and a small desk for books and a lamp :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:12 PM
I've been told my bedroom is like a prison cell.Spotless, one single bed, three pictures on the wall and a small desk for books and a lamp :oops:

My bedroom is a disaster area :dance2:

KevinD
02-15-2011, 11:19 PM
Hey Pony, you do bodywork/painting, right?

Pony
02-15-2011, 11:23 PM
Yep. Along with Goofy and YtTrash (scamdot) I believe.

KevinD
02-15-2011, 11:27 PM
Got a question, but will post it in the garage.

Pony
02-15-2011, 11:31 PM
:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2011, 11:59 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh....nothing like a long hot shower :)

Pony
02-16-2011, 12:03 AM
TV time, See ya'll later!

Godfather
02-16-2011, 12:05 AM
Golden showers are kind of like a hot shower

Teh One Who Knocks
02-16-2011, 12:06 AM
Golden showers are kind of like a hot shower

It would depend how hot she was :-k

KevinD
02-16-2011, 12:07 AM
Later Pony, thanks for the advise in teh garage. I'm getting ready to go take a shower and then watch "V" Catch y'all later.