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[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ahoy:

[Hal-9000]

Thanks for all the interesting content you post Lance

YES, SECONDED :thumbsup:

work would be pretty... work-like, if we didn't have good distractions

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #4 :|

[Goofy]

:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup mate? :hi:

[Goofy]

Nada, just chillin' :thumbsup: Contemplating doing a bit of cleaning......... if i can be arsed :lol: Yourself?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just trying to make it to the weekend...been a long-ish week. At least it hasn't been as bad as last week. Plus my boss and his wife are supposed to be out of town tomorrow, so that should make it a nice and easy Friday *fingers crossed*

[Goofy]

:lol:

I was bowling last night in the league, we won 10-0 for the first time this season :dance: Playing again tonight in a Floodlit Pairs comp, the only comp around here that's played at night under the lights........ pretty cool and waaaay different :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sounds like it should be a fun time :)

[Goofy]

Yeah, should be cool! Unfortunately i can't have too many beers, gonna be driving my mum and dad down to Edinburgh airport at 7am tomorrow :(

[Goofy]

Food time, back in a bit mate :waves:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, should be cool! Unfortunately i can't have too many beers, gonna be driving my mum and dad down to Edinburgh airport at 7am tomorrow :(

They going on holiday?


Food time, back in a bit mate :waves:

:bye:

[Goofy]

They going on holiday?


Yep, off to Sunny Beach in Bulgaria for two weeks :thumbsup: Which means i get two weeks of looking after this mad bastard.......


http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9494/52pz.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/52pz.jpg/)

:hills: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Take him to work with you :tup:

[Goofy]

Shouldn't have to provided i'm working at the local shop next week (which i should be). Take him out before work, at lunchtime then after work and just before bedtime :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I said take him to work! :x

[Goofy]

You take him to work [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't :hand:

[Goofy]

Lies, you just don't want to :hand: Poor Tony :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's 8,000 miles away :slap:

[Goofy]

Feeble excuse :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tell you what, you drop him off every morning at my place and I'll take him to work with me, then just pick him up when I get home from work :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

No thanks :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You obviously hate Tony then [-(

[Goofy]

My new phone just arrived :cheerlead: Was due an upgrade so got the new Iphone :tup:




















Yeah right :mrgreen: Samsung GS4

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got the S4 about 3 months ago, love it :thumbsup:

I had my S2 for about 18 months, so I figured I was due. Plus, the S3 didn't seem like it was worth upgrading to at the time.

[KevinD]

Aftermanoon gents.

[Goofy]

I got the S4 about 3 months ago, love it :thumbsup:

I had my S2 for about 18 months, so I figured I was due. Plus, the S3 didn't seem like it was worth upgrading to at the time.

My workmate got it last month, my own contract was up for renewal so thought i might as well have the new one :)


Aftermanoon gents.

Kevo :howdy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Aftermanoon gents.

:hi:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hello:

[Hal-9000]

bonsieur mon ami

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Another day in the salt mines :|

[Hal-9000]

I hear that...I have a dental appointment tonight and just want to go home, get my ereader and curl into the fetal position and say aaaack for the day

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Something minor or something major tonite?

[KevinD]

Got a bit distracted. Back at the office today, completing paperwork so I can get paid. All done now, plan to take off tomorrow and spend weekend getting house/yard back in good shape. My aunt is visiting next week.

[Hal-9000]

Something minor or something major tonite?

you know that thread you posted about the 25 torture techniques?


26, on deck.....



*just some more experimenting trying to relieve pain, nothing getting yanked or canaled thank God...probably just occlusional adjustments with a drill and deep probing with an ultrasonic instrument down to the roots of my teeth

[Goofy]

Deep probing........ *snigger*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

This ^^

[Hal-9000]

I'd rather be at the dentist than here....ffs I just got called arrogant by a sales rep because I had to send two emails and one voicemail flagging a simple math problem...they leave me a pissy message saying - hal, I don't understand YOUR problem...

I sent another voicemail - Hey _____! (sales rep's name) Grab a calculator and punch in 29, 980 and divide it by 30, then tell me what you get! (uneven number of widgets) Thanks!

fuck you asshole if you don't understand simple math, simple packaging and your own fucking products :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Worst part of my job too Hal, dealing with people

[Hal-9000]

for me, it's when they condescend down implying that there's either no problem, or there won't be a problem..

we have a huge, cumbersome internal process when something goes wrong after the fact, so I always try to flag potential problems before they're in our system or they arrive at the client...and I have about a 99.999% record of predicting the mistake that inevitably happens :lol:

[Hal-9000]

later

[deebakes]

:wavey: :hal:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #5....the end is in sight

[Goofy]

Fastest week in history :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fastest week in history :(

:slap:

[Goofy]

Has to [-( And now i have to dog-sit for two weeks :x Pesky mutt :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This week was like 3 weeks long :hand:

[Goofy]

This week was like 3 seconds long :hand:

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thumbsup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

The facts don't lie [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

:liar:


The facts don't lie [-(

:nono:

Think i'll go take mad-mutt out for a bit :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate :bye:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Hal-9000]

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How'd it go last night bud?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nevermind, just saw you other post :(

[Hal-9000]

it was pretty bad...1.5 hours of occlusional experimenting, then a laser, then deep root planing on specific teeth

my jaw is swollen this morning and my teeth are on fire...my face is fucking twitching because the muscles and nerves are trying to adjust....in the words of Han Solo,
they didn't even ask me any questions :lol:


when I got home I got to watch a good episode of The Bridge tho :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry to hear :(

I haven't watched it yet, g/f's kid had her first soccer practice, so I was at that last night.

[Hal-9000]

found the singer who does The Bridge tune....the whole song is pretty good :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I never really paid attention to the opening theme :-k

[Hal-9000]

pay attention! :x



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiW5dozlQcw

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No sound at work :hand:

[Goofy]

it was pretty bad...1.5 hours of occlusional experimenting, then a laser, then deep root planing on specific teeth

my jaw is swollen this morning and my teeth are on fire...my face is fucking twitching because the muscles and nerves are trying to adjust....in the words of Han Solo,
they didn't even ask me any questions :lol:

That sounds like fun :shock: :empathy:


g/f's kid had her first football practice, so I was at that last night.

FTFY :tup:

[Hal-9000]

No sound at work :hand:


Good morning, Helen Keller machine shop how may we direct your call?

what? what???? WHAT???????? :confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

FTFY :tup:

:slap:


Good morning, Helen Keller machine shop how may we direct your call?

what? what???? WHAT???????? :confused:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

sorry, I'm lashing out because I'm in pain....I'll only be a twat for the next couple of days then it will pass :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

sorry, I'm lashing out because I'm in pain....I'll only be a twat for the next couple of days then it will pass :lol:

No, it was funny :lol:

But you still deserved a slap for it :nono:

[Hal-9000]

No, it was funny :lol:

But you still deserved a slap for it :nono:

part 2:

They hung up. That's the 10th customer we've lost today :|





:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

Helen Keller rebuttal

[Goofy]

part 2:

They hung up. That's the 10th customer we've lost today :|





:dance:

When my boss goes on holiday he has a habit of phoning the workshop every fucking day......... it comes up "international call" on the phone so i usually answer with something stupid :lol: Personal favourite is "Perth Crematorium, you kill em, we grill em"

[Hal-9000]

When my boss goes on holiday he has a habit of phoning the workshop every fucking day......... it comes up "international call" on the phone so i usually answer with something stupid :lol: Personal favourite is "Perth Crematorium, you kill em, we grill em"

I thought a sales rep was calling me back after we exhanged a few emails one day...she's cute and a really funny younger girl.

I answered my work line with a gag response and it turned out to be some high falutin manager from eastern Canada :lol:


:oops:

[Goofy]

I thought a sales rep was calling me back after we exhanged a few emails one day...she's cute and a really funny younger girl.

I answered my work line with a gag response and it turned out to be some high falutin manager from eastern Canada :lol:


:oops:

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fuck this week is over.

[Fodster]

Few days away and 13 pages to get through ... :cheerlead:

[minz]

Just one more hour then it's home time :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

Back to work tomorrow! :cheers:

























http://i.imgur.com/wUGv05X.jpg

[KevinD]

We got some much needed rain this morning. Supposed to be more on the way. Yay!
Plans are to watch football today and just hang out inside.

[minz]

Back to work tomorrow! :cheers:

























http://i.imgur.com/wUGv05X.jpg

So I'm not the only one having to work on a BH... :(

[Fodster]

At work at 6am, gorgeous day ahead, early finish and a round of golf :four:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/R2YNydO.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That about sums it up

[Goofy]

:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where the fuck did the weekend go? :wha:

[Goofy]

Never mind the weekend, the whole of last week vanished in an instant :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The week took forever to go by :hand:

[Goofy]

I know this week will :| So will next week actually.......... time goes by slowly when i'm dog-watching :lol: Darts starting up again tonight though :woot: Having a team meeting tonight (decide on captain etc) along with a practice and a few beers, managed to arrange two friendlies for the following two mondays too :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish I had time for fun stuff :sad2:

[Goofy]

You have to make time :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can't afford it and I have no time :x

Tuesday and Thursday the munchkin has soccer practice, Saturday is her game day and Sunday is doggy training class. :|

[Goofy]

That's what you get for having a family now :nana:

Work time, later mate!

[Goofy]

That's what you get for having a family now :nana:

Work time, later mate!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:


Later Goof!

[KevinD]

Morning gang,

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Kev :hi:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal :hi:

[Hal-9000]

time to rock

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And roll? :-s

[KevinD]

Out for a bit. Gonna scrounge some nummies, then get going on some honey do's

[Hal-9000]

back...at work now


yay.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday :cheers:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll be back later.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bye:

[Goofy]

Monday :cheers:

Yep, it was monday all day today :|

Never mind, over now :dance: Next up, monday #2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sometimes Monday #2 is worse than Monday #1 :wha:

[Goofy]

Sometimes Monday #2 is worse than Monday #1 :wha:

It can be, but at least you're a bit more prepared for it :lol: First day back is always the worst imho....... especially after a break! I got in this morning and didn't know what was to get done to any of the cars......... and where was my boss? Yep, you guessed it, sitting at home watching Sky News :suicide:

[Goofy]

I've been on the ball tonight though, in the space of an hour i've managed to tire the dog out, have a shower plus cook and eat dinner (lasagne and chips, was fucking lovely) :cheers: Now i can chill for a bit before darts

[Hal-9000]

I had a week off when out city flooded earlier this summer....the guys at work went through absolute hell with huge distributions, changes to distributions and at the same time, a fuckton of my work arrived that week...


so I walk in and it looks like Beirut, I can't even drive a forklift down the aisles :lol:


my supervisor had the 1000 yard stare...

[Goofy]

I had a week off when out city flooded earlier this summer....the guys at work went through absolute hell with huge distributions, changes to distributions and at the same time, a fuckton of my work arrived that week...


so I walk in and it looks like Beirut, I can't even drive a forklift down the aisles :lol:


my supervisor had the 1000 yard stare...

When i got in this morning there were cars lying fucking everywhere........... thankfully it turned out a lot of them had been finished on saturday :lol:

[Hal-9000]

and your initial impression is - holy shit :shock:


I still get it coming back after all these years :lol:

[Goofy]

and your initial impression is - holy shit :shock:



I believe my actual words were "Jesus fuck" followed by "Have you cunts no done any work while i was off?" :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I felt sorry for my guys....I just had a week off through a very trying time for our city, as well as the workload....so I didn't make any comments


my super said and I quote - I don't how you picked that week, but it was the worst week I've ever had with this company.


:lol: he doesn't complain much usually

[Goofy]

Time for walkies apparently :lol: Later peeps :waves:

[Hal-9000]

Time for walkies apparently :lol: Later peeps :waves:

someone takes you out?

what a thoughtful master :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And 1 :|

[Hal-9000]

the day's not done yet pardner :howdy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes it is :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I know you are but what am I :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Definitely Monday #2...I didn't sleep for shit last night :yawn:

[Fodster]

Monday night, 9 pm. In bed full of flu/cold. Grrrrr

Aaaaachoo

[Pony]

*puts Fodster in quarantine*

Don't go spreading that virus around here!

[Goofy]

Monday night, 9 pm. In bed full of flu/cold. Grrrrr

Aaaaachoo

Don't you mean tuesday night? :-k


Hola peeps :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:snap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That makes no sense :hand:

[Goofy]

Why? :-s I was yawning too :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Were not [-(

[Goofy]

:yawn:




See^

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's after the fact :nono:

[Goofy]

Oops, looks like i'm gonna be late back to work :lol: Damn dog taking up my lunchbreak :x

Later mate!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Cya mate!

[Hal-9000]

mornin :yawn:


:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hello:

[Hal-9000]

keep it down will ya, I'm trying to sleep

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Off today?

[Hal-9000]

no, I'm leaving at 9



ish...:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

help me with an excuse?


dog/homework

car problems

alarm malfunction




all have been used

[Hal-9000]

imgur was loading slow?



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Accident on the way in to work delayed traffic :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

that happens often ...he may not buy the truth

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Forgot your wallet and had to turn around and go home and get it :tup:

[Hal-9000]

:cheers:

I have two swipe cards...that I never forget........UNTIL TODAY

thanks Lance :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Hal-9000]

weird..I have my cards on a lanyard around my neck


and it WON'T COME OFF :x

[Hal-9000]

chains of servitude :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

chains of servitude :|

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

my supervisor is a brother...in a strange twist of fate I'm damn tired of the black man always keepin the white man down! :x

[Hal-9000]

I call that Opie-pression


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I should go before Sharpton shows up


:bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

my supervisor is a brother...in a strange twist of fate I'm damn tired of the black man always keepin the white man down! :x


I call that Opie-pression


:lol:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

back..at work now


supervisor says I can save my excuse for another time, but it should be good

:lol: I love this guy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I generally walk around here with a bunch of paperwork in my hand...packing slips, dockets, invoicing...then I do some data entry.

one day he asks - Hey hal, what's all that paper that you're holding?
hal - It's my fistful of lies and good intentions :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's hard to look busy when there's nothing to do, so I try and walk around occasionally and look annoyed :lol:

[Goofy]

Peeps :howdy:

:burp: Just had 2 rolls n sausage, absolutely lovely!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm hungry

[Goofy]

Go have some stale pretzels :tup:















:lol: Burrito guy not around these days?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was hours ago :hand:

[Hal-9000]

It's hard to look busy when there's nothing to do, so I try and walk around occasionally and look annoyed :lol:

the furrowed brow and slight head shake as I walk has got me out of plenty of work! :lol:

[Goofy]

That was hours ago :hand:

Order some takeaway :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Hal-9000]

Blah :|

Breaking Blah - a new series on HBO featuring 4 guys working from 9-5 every day, Monday to Friday. On episode one, John arrives at work a half hour late causing hijinx and hilarity to ensue

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #3 :|

Sorry for the site being down, my bad....I had a shitty day yesterday and forgot to get the server paid. All taken care of now.

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:


I get to stay late tonight at work and move furniture, yay!





:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That sounds like fun :)

[Hal-9000]

oh yes...we've moved stock, torn down racks, painted, put in electricity and will probably have to set up desks and chairs...all so a new department can move in and get paid more than us while we cater to their every need :meh:

We have two big entranceways into another part of our warehouse...now they've hung those huge overlapping plastic strips (car wash) from each large doorway, because the little darlings will get cold...working in the farthest part of our building from the outside doors :x


and guess who has to drive a forklift through those damn plastic showercurtains every day?

Please give your ticket to your car wash professional and have an A-1 day! :)


:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh yes...we've moved stock, torn down racks, painted, put in electricity and will probably have to set up desks and chairs...all so a new department can move in and get paid more than us while we cater to their every need :meh:

We have two big entranceways into another part of our warehouse...now they've hung those huge overlapping plastic strips (car wash) from each large doorway, because the little darlings will get cold...working in the farthest part of our building from the outside doors :x


and guess who has to drive a forklift through those damn plastic showercurtains every day?

Please give your ticket to your car wash professional and have an A-1 day! :)


:x

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:

it all just sorta came out.......sorry :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's okay, I know the feeling :lol:

[Hal-9000]

time to make a mile

[KevinD]

My Mother and my Aunt just left. Aunt came from Mississippi to come see me. It was great to see her again. We stayed up late last night playing cards a talking. Tired today.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

5 Hour Energy :tup:

[Hal-9000]

5 Hour Energy :tup:

Hugs, not drugs [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hugs, not drugs [-(

It's not a drug :bounce:

[Hal-9000]

I commend you...considering the source you could have responded with a multitude of insults based on logic and truth :lol:




halenberg-9000

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm too amped up on caffeine to think :freakout:

[Hal-9000]

I'm too burnt out from weed to think :-s









brothas from a different mother :lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

:yawn:

He's on weed! :x

[Goofy]

Slept like crap last night...... last time i looked at the clock it was 3am........ think i may have gotten 3 hours sleep or so :wha: Worked till half 6 tonight too then came home and walked the dog - got home and decided to make some spag bol (got some good steak mince from the local butchers yesterday), fucking sublime :tup: Made far too much of it so that'll do for tomorrows lunch :lol:

Took my car into the local MOT testing garage at lunchtime so didnt have a chance to log on. Thought i'd better pop on now and say hello :lol: Celtic game has just started so gonna lie down on my bed and watch it for a bit, might be back later provided i dont fall asleep :mrgreen:

[Goofy]

He's on weed! :x

I wish, maybe help me sleep!

[minz]

Slept like crap last night...... last time i looked at the clock it was 3am........ think i may have gotten 3 hours sleep or so :wha:

This has been me for the past 10 days, I'm dead on my feet. :wha:

[Hal-9000]

I'm dead, burnt out and my legs and hips are sore....wtf, it's not like I'm running marathons

[minz]

I'm dead, burnt out and my legs and hips are sore....wtf, it's not like I'm running marathons

I'm just not sleeping :( too much stress and it's giving me really bad headaches at the moment too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

3 :|

[Hal-9000]

I'm just not sleeping :( too much stress and it's giving me really bad headaches at the moment too.


:| wish I was there to bang the headaches out of your body







:lol: that didn't come out right, sorry

[Muddy]

:| wish I was there to bang the headaches out of your body







:lol: that didn't come out right, sorry

Im not sure that works.. :lol: I think it only works for menstrual cramps.. :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I was thinking of one thing and typed another :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Will this week ever end? :|

[Goofy]

I cured my insomnia :cheers: All it took was a bottle of red wine followed by 3 large whisky's - slept like a log :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Pony]

I cured my insomnia :cheers: All it took was a bottle of red wine followed by 3 large whisky's - slept like a log :tup:

I'll have to try that tonight!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I'll have to try that tonight!

I might just try it again tonight myself......... just for confirmation :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Alcohol induced sleep is not restful sleep :nono:

[Goofy]

I felt a lot better rested today than yesterday :-k

[Goofy]

Suppose i better get back :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate! :bye:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal :hi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The never-ending week :|

[Hal-9000]

ya tomorrow is my last day before holidays and it seems like today has been 20 hours already

[Goofy]

The never-ending week :|

Same, doing a job for a mate tomorrow night as well plus working saturday :suicide: Have to fit in dogwalking, bowling (saturday and sunday), laundry etc too :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Hal-9000]

I love when guys say that they have to fit in recreational activities...like it's a chore or something :lol:

like me - tonight I have to clean out my car, gets some finance info on my car from the net, go food shopping for my family and try to squeeze in 3 hours of Call of Duty on the pc


:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The g/f's kid has soccer practice tonite, so that's what I'll be doing :|

[Goofy]

If it takes time and involves effort then it counts as a chore........ even if it's enjoyable :lol:

[Goofy]

The g/f's kid has soccer practice tonite, so that's what I'll be doing :|

:empathy: Holler abuse from the sidelines, surefire way to not get asked back :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:empathy: Holler abuse from the sidelines, surefire way to not get asked back :lol:

It's just practice, can't really justify hollering abuse :lol:

[Hal-9000]

If it takes time and involves effort then it counts as a chore........ even if it's enjoyable :lol:

:lol: righto

[Hal-9000]

It's just practice, can't really justify hollering abuse :lol:


:rofl:

you gave me some good mental imagery ending with the coach approaching you slowly and saying - you do realize this is just a practice don't you sir?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

you gave me some good mental imagery ending with the coach approaching you slowly and saying - you do realize this is just a practice don't you sir?

:lol:

[Goofy]

It's just practice, can't really justify hollering abuse :lol:

Hmmm, i suppose :lol:


:rofl:

you gave me some good mental imagery ending with the coach approaching you slowly and saying - you do realize this is just a practice don't you sir?

:lol:

[Goofy]

Got a singles final at the bowls on saturday, this is the big one! If i win it then i go into the "Club Champion" match against the winner of the other singles final :tup: Oh, and i also get money plus a massive trophy :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can do it mate :tup:

[Goofy]

I hope so! Been playing well in singles matches recently - won my last 5 games i think and put in a couple of memorable performances against top players (21-3 and 21-8 both against County players being the highlights). If i can play like that then i know i can win.......... although my opponent is a great player, a 40 year veteran :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

40 years? :shock:

Well, 2nd place is good too :)


:lol:

[Goofy]

:lol: Yeah, he started bowling when he was 20 or so, in his 60s now and has been our club champion about a dozen times :lol: I have no fears though, i know i can beat him :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Goof are you allowed to yell things when the other guy is just about to release his ball?

[Goofy]

Goof are you allowed to yell things when the other guy is just about to release his ball?

Ehhhhhh, no :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday 4.5 :|

[Goofy]

:wavey:

I thought you were off today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me? Hell no....I get Monday off for the holiday, that's it.

[Goofy]

Ah, i thought it was today - my mistake :)

I'm doing a job for a mate tonight + working tomorrow........... so about 12 more hours of work until the weekend :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, Labor Day weekend in the US is always the first Monday in September. I don't think there are any holidays that always happen on a Friday :-k

[Goofy]

Our garage is always open on the standard holidays (barring christmas and new year).

Gotta go, have a good one mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya Goof!

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal :ahoy:

[Hal-9000]

Happy F-day Lanceroooo

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You too :)

And the end of this week cannot come soon enough.

[Hal-9000]

took a coworker for a test drive in my Grand Amborghini...

He's going to give me 2000 rupees for it! :cheerlead:

[KevinD]

took a coworker for a test drive in my Grand Amborghini...

He's going to give me 2000 rupees for it! :cheerlead:

WOW!!! a whole $30??!!!

[Hal-9000]

2000 rupees and a nice curry his wife will make for me :)

[KevinD]

Sooo, he's goanna shaft ya, and give you the shits? What a bro. :lol:

Just found out I have to go up near Kansas Monday. :yay:

[Goofy]

took a coworker for a test drive in my Grand Amborghini...

He's going to give me 2000 rupees for it! :cheerlead:

wtf is the Grand Amborghini anyway? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

wtf is the Grand Amborghini anyway? :lol:


2003 pontiac product....belly button production car back in the day

[Goofy]

Ah, Pontiac Grand Am........ :oops:

[Hal-9000]

this exact model and color


http://i44.tinypic.com/fndys.jpg

[Hal-9000]

have you seen the 2014 Toyota Corollas Goof? the new toaster/appliance car?? :lol:


I'm driving one next week