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Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 03:28 PM
:lol:

my entire day is run by the clock yet I don't wear a watch or seek out the clock...I just watch the brown folk scurry around at various times and I'm good :lol:

10 am tea and snack
12:30 lunch
2 pm tea and more snacks
3:30 pm their exit time


I swear...they move at the speed of backwards all day long picking orders...then, at the times above they become Usain Bolts and vanish

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 03:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BNkBtJa.jpg

The view from my desk...it's right over the top of my monitor :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 03:40 PM
you need a large flip up poster over that thing :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 03:41 PM
I have that new Taylor Swift song JUST CRANKED and drove my supervisor away from his desk


:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 03:43 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 03:44 PM
The song is pretty catchy :-k

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:28 PM
it is....and the twerp Earl from Twitter is an idiot


if you listen to the lyrics, she's basically saying - I'm going to do my own thing and don't really care about fads or dances

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 04:30 PM
I know, all the blacks that are bitching about it just need to STFU

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:38 PM
Our Asian guy here...just 30 minutes ago said - She can't do that

meaning she can't do pop songs because she's a country singer

I told him to quit being racist and go heat some rice ffs



:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 04:39 PM
:bwaha:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 04:39 PM
Damn racist white people [-(

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:43 PM
couple of guys are off...I am truly the minority in our work environment today


I have no problem screaming that out every chance I get :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:43 PM
I think I need to earworm my boss with Taylor again...it's been well over 20 minutes since the last dose :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 04:44 PM
They gonna string you up :nono:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:50 PM
I have the keys to all forklifts and have 3 Exacto knives in my desk

:hand: no fear

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 04:52 PM
I just jump on a lift and as I drive away I sprinkle naan bread, some curry, some kool aid, watermelon slices, some rice and chicken.....and the chase is over baby




:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 04:53 PM
:shakehead:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 05:01 PM
Hey...we get Jamaican patties....little pockets of spicy meat in pastry. They come in two temperatures - really spicy and mild.

So the east Indian guy who picks them up says - Hal, I'll get you chicken with the white spice (meaning mild)


:lol: bigoted bastards

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:03 PM
I do the same thing here tho :lol:

Because I like hot food, when someone tells me something is spicy before I try it, I always ask them if they mean hot or white people hot :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 05:05 PM
:lol:

our guests yesterday brought two boxes of donuts with them....so I opened both boxes and wrote white on one cover and brown on the other....put them on the order picker's desk.


I'll be damned if the east Indian guys didn't eat only out of the brown box and me this other white guy ate the 'white donuts'


:lol: it's neverending here...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:10 PM
That's freaking hilarious :lmao:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 05:13 PM
kind of a funny...

there's one white Canadian guy here, he's a little older than me and works with the brown guys all day picking orders...

some of the brown guys speak a common tongue that's part Hindi, part Muslim....and this guy, Bruce told me in private he gets a little annoyed when they speak their language constantly around him all day long

So I told him in front of the other guys that him and I are making up a new language, because we feel left out. It will be called 'Brucelim'.

So Bruce needs the forklift and starts ranting - Alla bala macka mulacka.....and I respond Yabba Dabba Doo malacka Nikki Minaj!

boss, brown guys, guests........all shaking their heads :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:15 PM
:rofl:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 05:19 PM
Bruce is old school, whitebread Archie Bunker too....he has very little shame. He also eats and takes breaks with the 65 yr old East Indian guy here, they're pretty tight which is cool to see...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:21 PM
Well, that's good that you can all joke around like that and get along

Goofy
08-22-2014, 05:25 PM
Too much racism in here today...........



















I like it :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:28 PM
:klan:

Goofy
08-22-2014, 05:29 PM
:hitler:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 05:29 PM
:lol:

our guests yesterday brought two boxes of donuts with them....so I opened both boxes and wrote white on one cover and brown on the other....put them on the order picker's desk.


I'll be damned if the east Indian guys didn't eat only out of the brown box and me this other white guy ate the 'white donuts'


:lol: it's neverending here...

You know what would be comical? Get 2 boxes of donuts, one full of chocolate (brown) donuts and one full of powdered sugar covered (white) donuts, and label the boxes accordingly :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 06:23 PM
You know what would be comical? Get 2 boxes of donuts, one full of chocolate (brown) donuts and one full of powdered sugar covered (white) donuts, and label the boxes accordingly :lol:

ummm....I did that. Put all of the colored donuts in one box and the white/plain ones in the other (I hate the white/plain ones)



too funny :rofl:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 06:23 PM
:hitler:


:hand: my bigotry only extends to the United Kingdom

Goofy
08-22-2014, 06:25 PM
:hand: my bigotry only extends to the United Kingdom

Mine only extends to maple leafs and ice hockey :)

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 06:29 PM
Mine only extends to maple leafs and ice hockey :)

Toronto and a sport.....doesn't confront me none :hand:

True Canadians live out west :dance:

Goofy
08-22-2014, 06:40 PM
I hate Canadians too :)





















:lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 06:42 PM
:cheers:







I don't feel like getting a warning/infraction/banning today so I'm gonna let this exchange fizzle out :lol:

Goofy
08-22-2014, 06:43 PM
Pussy :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 06:50 PM
you got better buttons than me....piss off :lol:

Goofy
08-22-2014, 06:52 PM
:lol:

Have to go, meeting a mate for a beer, later bud :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 06:53 PM
:meh:

KevinD
08-22-2014, 07:00 PM
At the stealership getting oil changed in work truck. Still waiting on some parts to arrive (since yesterday).

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 07:00 PM
:meh:

what's going on mon frere? You gonna kill someone?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 07:01 PM
what's going on mon frere? You gonna kill someone?

I should be on my way home by now, but now I'm stuck waiting for a customer to show up. :x

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 07:03 PM
I should be on my way home by now, but now I'm stuck waiting for a customer to show up. :x

it's just waiting though, isn't it?

our shipper/receiver is off, gay deaf guy is working at another location (because they need the coverage....ahem), another guy on holidays and my effin supervisor is taking his prego wife lunch right now...

I'm all alone :x and trying to post dammit!!!!!!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2014, 07:08 PM
I just wanna go home, I already have over 50 hours in this week :(

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 07:29 PM
I just wanna go home, I already have over 50 hours in this week :(


*waves wand*

Poof! You're at home :)


fairygodmother-9000

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 07:32 PM
and to top it off...I brought a Michelina's chicken and potato dinner for lunch and it's total ass :x

they can't even call it chicken..I think the box says - Chiken n spuds - for legal reasons :x

Hal-9000
08-22-2014, 07:33 PM
man...black folk would refuse this chicken...it's that bad

Goofy
08-22-2014, 09:45 PM
:meh:

What's up princess? :empathy:

Goofy
08-22-2014, 09:46 PM
I should be on my way home by now, but now I'm stuck waiting for a customer to show up. :x


I just wanna go home, I already have over 50 hours in this week :(

The next page had answers :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 10:29 AM
:monday:

Where the fuck did the weekend go? :|

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:07 AM
No kidding. :meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 11:09 AM
And of course this week will seem extra long because the upcoming weekend is a long weekend.

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:16 AM
This week will seem extra long because my allergies have reached a critical level. I am miserable. Can't get into the doc til tomorrow.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 11:19 AM
I'm taking Claritin every 36 hours right now, seems to be holding the worst of it at bay for now. I was trying to put it off as long as possible, but it got unbearable for me so I started on the pills early this year. I'm so glad they aren't as bad as yours bud.

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:26 AM
You better be glad! :x

I'm taking 24hour zertec twice daily and benadryl allergy on top of that. It's barely taking the edge off and I'm getting worse every day. I need to get into the doc now because by the end of the week I will likely end up with bronchitis.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 11:27 AM
I already said I was glad :hand:

How long is it good for/effective is the shot?

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:36 AM
It's cortizone into the muscle and usually a B12 shot as well, typically will get me through the season (first frost). It becomes a little less effective every year though. I try to avoid getting one in the spring and really don't want to get more than one in the fall.
It really is a "last resort" measure that can cause muscle and tissue damage.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 11:39 AM
Yikes :wha:

What sucks is the first good hard frost is still forever away at this point (at least it feels that way)

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:51 AM
Yep. Usually one shot though will get me through the worst of it, symptoms start coming back after 6 weeks or so but I typically can manage to get through til frost. I'm usually praying for one really cold night by then though. :lol: Just one hard frost in Oct then it can warm up for the rest of the winter.

Pony
08-25-2014, 11:51 AM
Gotta run, I have to type up my island bill.

See ya later bud!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 11:55 AM
Later Pony!

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 01:44 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 01:45 PM
:faint:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 01:51 PM
:-s

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 01:51 PM
It's a bit on the early side for you :suspect:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 01:52 PM
naww...I just don't log on from home very often


I only do it when I don't want to go to work :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 01:53 PM
And what days do you want to go to work? :confused:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 01:56 PM
:-k


stop making sense...I'm not accustomed to it this early in the day

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 01:59 PM
Point for me :banana:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:01 PM
:hand:

Compared to my coworkers and the company I work for...Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne make more sense when they're having a bad day :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 02:01 PM
:-k

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:02 PM
You're in fine company :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 02:03 PM
Did you insult me? :x

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:04 PM
Oh no.

That comes later when I'm fully awake :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 02:07 PM
Oh no.

That comes later when I'm fully awake :thumbsup:

:beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:10 PM
:yawn:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:10 PM
well I should saddle up and hit the dusty trail

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 02:11 PM
:sadwavey:

Hal-9000
08-25-2014, 02:50 PM
Hello again :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 02:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXpJ0bM5zbM

Goofy
08-25-2014, 05:30 PM
:minionhi:

Another looooooong week in store :|

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 05:31 PM
You ain't kidding :wha:

Goofy
08-25-2014, 05:36 PM
The weekend was pretty much non-existent for me, never had a second to chill :( Today i had to go over to the club during my lunchbreak to recarpet the stage for the darts tonight (don't ask :lol: ), will have to head over early tonight to get it finished and put the oche down......... oh, and put a practice board up :roll: Busy at work too so gonna be a long week........ plus one of the panel guys goes off on holiday tomorrow night for a week :x

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 05:37 PM
You need to work harder :hand:

Goofy
08-25-2014, 05:39 PM
I don't have the time for that [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 05:47 PM
Find the time, Mister! :x

Goofy
08-25-2014, 05:53 PM
Time's up, i gotta go :sadwavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2014, 05:54 PM
Have a good one mate :bye:

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:35 AM
:morning:

KevinD
08-26-2014, 07:23 AM
Morning Goof. Just got to hotel. Gonna sleep now. Have an awesome day

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 10:23 AM
:meh:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 02:47 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 02:48 PM
:ahoy:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 03:06 PM
Avaste ye scurvy dog....arrrrhhhhh

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 03:12 PM
Avaste ye scurvy dog....arrrrhhhhh

:snapout:

Goofy
08-26-2014, 05:17 PM
:minionhi:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 05:22 PM
:howdy:

Goofy
08-26-2014, 05:23 PM
Lance :wavey: How's the day going?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 05:24 PM
Very long so far :|

I have a stack of paperwork in front me but no motivation. :wha:

How about you?

Goofy
08-26-2014, 05:33 PM
Today wasn't too bad, got a fair bit done :thumbsup: Gonna be rushing around daft the rest of the week though no doubt :lol:

Back in a few, need food!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 05:38 PM
And I happen to have about 1500 lbs of aluminum plates that is supposed to be all pristine that came in all gouged and scratched up :|

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 05:44 PM
both of our shippers are off....one guy for holidays and the other guy has to work down at our Shell mail outlet downtown...because the employees quit there...

I hate that they remove our employees for work in other buildings and absolutely cripple us...because management can't manage some offsite department and staffing issues...


:x then we get in shit for falling behind...gee I wonder why

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:16 PM
And I happen to have about 1500 lbs of aluminum plates that is supposed to be all pristine that came in all gouged and scratched up :|

I hate working with aluminium :wha:


both of our shippers are off....one guy for holidays and the other guy has to work down at our Shell mail outlet downtown...because the employees quit there...

I hate that they remove our employees for work in other buildings and absolutely cripple us...because management can't manage some offsite department and staffing issues...


:x then we get in shit for falling behind...gee I wonder why

:empathy:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 06:27 PM
I have to do a fair amount of physical work..to create a fuckton of clerical work


and I feel like just sitting here and playing with my dick :|

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:28 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 06:29 PM
Get a lot done today hal?

Ya!!! Two kleenex boxes worth at least :lol:

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:34 PM
I always said you were a wanker Hal :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 06:40 PM
I hate working with aluminium :wha:

They know this shit is supposed to be kept in perfect condition, but they still stacked the plates on top of each other with nothing in between them.

http://i.imgur.com/ieDZvE1.jpg

Just one of the plates out of the 5...they are all jacked up

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 06:41 PM
I always said you were a wanker Hal :tup:


it's funny...I sit here on my work pc and handle emails, spreadsheets, inventory systems....and the time goes soooooo slow


at home in front on the pc, I open up one tab that says boobies and all of sudden it's time to go to bed :(

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 06:43 PM
They know this shit is supposed to be kept in perfect condition, but they still stacked the plates on top of each other with nothing in between them.

http://i.imgur.com/ieDZvE1.jpg

Just one of the plates out of the 5...they are all jacked up


was going to say....they didn't put a slipsheet in between those.....we have Greyhound signs from a company in the States, they're about 5 ' x 3 ' and they sent 50 of them up here, same scenario and all of them had to be written off to the tune of about 12000 bucks after printing on them

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:44 PM
They know this shit is supposed to be kept in perfect condition, but they still stacked the plates on top of each other with nothing in between them.

http://i.imgur.com/ieDZvE1.jpg

Just one of the plates out of the 5...they are all jacked up

Eejits :roll: Aluminium is easily damaged, those muppets should know better!


it's funny...I sit here on my work pc and handle emails, spreadsheets, inventory systems....and the time goes soooooo slow


at home in front on the pc, I open up one tab that says boobies and all of sudden it's time to go to bed :(

Relativity :lol: Anything that feels twice as good lasts half as long.......... or something like that

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 06:46 PM
was going to say....they didn't put a slipsheet in between those.....we have Greyhound signs from a company in the States, they're about 5 ' x 3 ' and they sent 50 of them up here, same scenario and all of them had to be written off to the tune of about 12000 bucks after printing on them


Eejits :roll: Aluminium is easily damaged, those muppets should know better!

Nothing in between the plates at all...and they should definitely know better because these are cast aluminum tooling plates which are supposed to have nice clean surfaces and they are all ground to be flat on both sides. :|

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:49 PM
Is it guys you deal with regularly? Have you written them an angry letter yet? :-k
















jk :lol: I'd be having a word with whomever signed for the shipment first......... then contact the suppliers :thumbsup:

Goofy
08-26-2014, 06:50 PM
Gonna go watch the Celtic game (and hopefully watch them get fucked out of Europe 8-[ ), later chaps :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 06:52 PM
Is it guys you deal with regularly? Have you written them an angry letter yet? :-k
















jk :lol: I'd be having a word with whomever signed for the shipment first......... then contact the suppliers :thumbsup:

I've e-mailed our sales rep....and as for the guy that signed for the shipment, not his fault, there are 5 plates all stacked up on each other and they each weigh about 300lbs, it would be a bitch to unstrap the load and then inspect every plate. It wasn't the shipped that fucked these up, it was the aluminum supplier.


Gonna go watch the Celtic game (and hopefully watch them get fucked out of Europe 8-[ ), later chaps :bye:

:bye:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 07:21 PM
Nothing in between the plates at all...and they should definitely know better because these are cast aluminum tooling plates which are supposed to have nice clean surfaces and they are all ground to be flat on both sides. :|

Our aluminum sheets/signs were physically stuck together because of the rubbery type ink they used :lol: The client (Greyhound/Staples) tried to blame us initially...

after some pictures and a well worded email from yours truly, that nonsense stopped in a hurry :lol:

#commonsense

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 07:24 PM
Yeah, you would think the supplier would show a bit of common sense, but that may be asking too much.

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 07:33 PM
I've written off literally thousands of boxes of envelopes and forms.....big stickers 12'' x 12" saying DO NOT DOUBLE STACK...and when they arrive, pallets are stacked on top of each other in the trailer and all banged to shit.

big pain in the ass to create a damage claim and some of the trucking claims offices know me by name :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 07:37 PM
We have to make these work somehow, no time to scrap them out and re-order, the job is already running behind.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2014, 07:49 PM
Gotta run for now, have a few things to finish up if I wanna get outta here at a reasonable time :sadwavey:

Hal-9000
08-26-2014, 07:58 PM
:bye: good ruck, Chuck

Goofy
08-27-2014, 06:48 AM
Gonna go watch the Celtic game (and hopefully watch them get fucked out of Europe 8-[ ), later chaps :bye:

They lost :cheers:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 10:08 AM
:hater:

Goofy
08-27-2014, 01:55 PM
I want to home :yawn:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 02:02 PM
Then go? :-s

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 02:56 PM
I just got here dammit :x




mornin

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 03:00 PM
:shakehead:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 03:02 PM
:(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 03:03 PM
:(

:snapout:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 03:19 PM
First Timmys, now this


:( :(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 03:20 PM
First Timmys, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Burger King Corporation from the United States of America, now this


:( :(

FTFY :tup:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 03:28 PM
:x

What's next...you gonna steal our national sport and corrupt that too?









oh yeah :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 03:35 PM
Don't worry, I bet a Canadian team will win the Stanley Cup before the end of this century :thumbsup:

Maybe :tup:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 03:44 PM
my team won plenty of cups in the 80's :x



you big bully bastards

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 03:45 PM
Pipe down or we'll send an NFL team up there and take the Grey Cup away too :hand:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 04:05 PM
I want new neighbors :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 04:58 PM
We can relocate you to Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona and you can have Mexico for your new southern neighbors :tup:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 05:06 PM
We can relocate you to Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona and you can have Mexico for your new southern neighbors :tup:

At least they won't steal our sports, inventions, resources, filming locations and our bloody coffee franchises :x :x


*they'll only take our jobs :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 05:29 PM
Get packing :tup:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 05:39 PM
Imma start Operation: Move Canada


I'll need some nuclear devices and large shims :-k

Goofy
08-27-2014, 06:04 PM
:hola:


I want to home :yawn:

Someone must have stolen my "go" :-k It was that kind of day right enough! Bowling tonight again, through to the quarter finals of that floodlit pairs comp :thumbsup: Also bowling tomorrow night at home (mixed pairs final at our club) then doing a job for a mate on friday night! Those plans are subject to change though, i believe if we win tonight then we're back over there for the semi final tomorrow night then the final on friday.......... so not sure if i want us to win tonight or not :lol:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 06:10 PM
Hey Goof you bowlin maniac

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 06:18 PM
Someone must have stolen my "go" :-k It was that kind of day right enough! Bowling tonight again, through to the quarter finals of that floodlit pairs comp :thumbsup: Also bowling tomorrow night at home (mixed pairs final at our club) then doing a job for a mate on friday night! Those plans are subject to change though, i believe if we win tonight then we're back over there for the semi final tomorrow night then the final on friday.......... so not sure if i want us to win tonight or not :lol:

:facepalm:

Goofy
08-27-2014, 06:29 PM
Hey Goof you bowlin maniac

Hey Halwynn you........... watcher of tv programmes :-k Hmmm


:facepalm:

What? Not much i can do about it :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 06:30 PM
What? Not much i can do about it :lol:

Take a break? :-s

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 06:30 PM
Hey Halwynn you........... watcher of tv programmes :-k Hmmm



What? Not much i can do about it :lol:



HEY! I get plenty of exercise running, mountain climbing and chopping wood daily!!! :x (while playing Skyrim)

Goofy
08-27-2014, 06:32 PM
Take a break? :-s

Winners don't take breaks :nono:


HEY! I get plenty of exercise running, mountain climbing and chopping wood daily!!! :x (while playing Skyrim)

You must have the fittest hands in Canada :tup:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 06:33 PM
I joined a Pilates class but they got all butthurt over the smoking :x


disgusting narrow minded heathens

Goofy
08-27-2014, 06:37 PM
Time for me to go, later chaps :bye:

Hal-9000
08-27-2014, 06:39 PM
buttless chaps :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2014, 06:50 PM
Winners don't take breaks :nono:

Coffee is for closers :nono:


Time for me to go, later chaps :bye:

:sadwavey:

Pony
08-28-2014, 10:34 AM
:cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 10:37 AM
Blah :|

Pony
08-28-2014, 10:51 AM
I have to go to work, wait for one car to get painted, put it together and then I'm off until next Wed.

:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 10:56 AM
:rolleyes:

Pony
08-28-2014, 01:00 PM
Clocked in
went to Mcdonalds for breakfast
back to work
paid some bills
mailed the bills
stopped at the bank
stopped at walgreens
back to work for the morning meeting
smoked a cig
surfin Tehfalloutshelter

Tough day so far!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 01:03 PM
:facepalm:

Pony
08-28-2014, 01:11 PM
:yawn::tapfoot:

Goofy
08-28-2014, 01:33 PM
This latest tapatalk update on my phone is crap :thumbsdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 01:34 PM
:yawn::tapfoot:

:shakehead:


This latest tapatalk update on my phone is crap :thumbsdown:

I haven't tried it in awhile, what did they change?

Goofy
08-28-2014, 01:36 PM
They changed pretty much everthing :lol: fuckin dicks!

Goofy
08-28-2014, 01:38 PM
Cant even figure out how to quote posts :x

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 01:39 PM
Why do people always insist on changing absolutely everything when something works fine the way it is? :wha:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 01:39 PM
Cant even figure out how to quote posts :x

:lol:

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 02:30 PM
Cant even figure out how to quote posts :x


Cant even figure out how to quote posts :x


mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 02:30 PM
:minionhi:

Goofy
08-28-2014, 02:31 PM
Test

Goofy
08-28-2014, 02:31 PM
Cock

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 02:32 PM
:minionhi:


bonjour mes ami, comment ca va?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 02:32 PM
Test


Cock

Test cock? :-k

Goofy
08-28-2014, 02:32 PM
:lol:
:cheers:

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 02:32 PM
Test cock? :-k

you took my post verbatim :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 02:32 PM
bonjour mes ami, comment ca va?

Estoy bien, gracias por preguntar. :)

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 02:55 PM
preguntar is asking?


:lol: sounds a lil crude to me

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 02:57 PM
preguntar is asking?


:lol: sounds a lil crude to me

Mimi itabidi wewe ghafi! :x

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 02:59 PM
raw?


:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 03:02 PM
:confused:

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 03:06 PM
I'll have you raw


was the pc conversion ..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 03:08 PM
:lmao:

It started out as "I'll crude you!" :lol:

Hal-9000
08-28-2014, 03:19 PM
I can finagle my way through most languages (and Red-speak) without using translate but that one perplexed me :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 03:26 PM
I hadn't been over to Google translate lately and I saw that they now have like a zillion different languages to translate into :lol:

Goofy
08-28-2014, 04:25 PM
1.5 to go :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 04:27 PM
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:27 AM.

Goofy
08-28-2014, 04:33 PM
Your point being? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 04:39 PM
There's more than 1.5 hours to go :nono:

Goofy
08-28-2014, 05:17 PM
There's more than 1.5 hours to go :nono:

I meant 1.5 days :slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 05:23 PM
You're confusing :hand:

Goofy
08-28-2014, 05:24 PM
I'm confused, not confusing :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 05:25 PM
I'm confused, not confusing :nono:

I said you're confusing! :x

Goofy
08-28-2014, 05:27 PM
Now i'm really confused :confused:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2014, 05:41 PM
:bazinga:

KevinD
08-28-2014, 07:13 PM
Damn I'm getting tired of this rig. 24hrs yesterday/today. 5hrs sleep, and back at it.

Goofy
08-28-2014, 10:42 PM
Damn I'm getting tired of this rig. 24hrs yesterday/today. 5hrs sleep, and back at it.

Stop posting and get back to work you slacker [-(

KevinD
08-29-2014, 03:25 AM
I did. :lol:
Have some parts arriving in the AM that should take care of one problem, and have a good idea about how to fix a problem that has been on this rig since it was built. Hope to get some time tomorrow to play around with it. Going component level. Been a few years since I've had to do that.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 10:31 AM
TFIF...can't wait for the long weekend to begin

Goofy
08-29-2014, 12:27 PM
Short weekend for me :(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 12:27 PM
And who's fault is that? :-s

Goofy
08-29-2014, 12:44 PM
And who's fault is that? :-s
Society's :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 12:45 PM
:suspect:

Goofy
08-29-2014, 12:47 PM
You suspect nothing :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 12:49 PM
:watching:

Hal-9000
08-29-2014, 02:44 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 02:49 PM
:hello:

Hal-9000
08-29-2014, 02:51 PM
:wank:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2014, 02:51 PM
You have Monday off too Hal?

KevinD
08-29-2014, 03:13 PM
Doubt I will. The third party vendor sent the wrong part last night. So, another 12-14 hour wait for correct shit to arrive. If it's too late, will just go to hotel and come back in morning to install.

Noilly Pratt
08-29-2014, 03:20 PM
Monday and Tuesday off for me :cheerlead:I work extra so I can have every 2nd Monday off. So my Monday becomes a Tuesday.

Hal-9000
08-29-2014, 06:29 PM
You have Monday off too Hal?

yes, Labor Day :thumbsup:

and then I'm boss all next week :(

Muddy
08-29-2014, 06:34 PM
You canookians celebrate Labor day?

Hal-9000
08-29-2014, 06:42 PM
You canookians celebrate Labor day?

Oh yes, since the beginning of time...

RBP
08-29-2014, 11:11 PM
I chose to work Monday and take Tuesday off.

Hal-9000
08-29-2014, 11:20 PM
OMG....today is my g/f's birthday and I totally forgot...no text, no email, no phone call, no flowers...


well, I guess my part time girlfriend just got a whole lot more part time ffs :lol:



:facepalm:

Goofy
08-29-2014, 11:26 PM
OMG....today is my g/f's birthday and I totally forgot...no text, no email, no phone call, no flowers...


well, I guess my part time girlfriend just got a whole lot more part time ffs :lol:



:facepalm:
:facepalm:

RBP
08-30-2014, 03:43 AM
OMG....today is my g/f's birthday and I totally forgot...no text, no email, no phone call, no flowers...

well, I guess my part time girlfriend just got a whole lot more part time ffs :lol:

:facepalm:

You posted that at what, 5:20 pm local? That's a lifetime to make a save.

Noilly Pratt
08-30-2014, 05:52 AM
There's time - hope you made a nice dinner, or took her out someplace nice.

Goofy
08-30-2014, 07:03 AM
I should be at work by now........

Hal-9000
08-30-2014, 04:19 PM
You posted that at what, 5:20 pm local? That's a lifetime to make a save.


There's time - hope you made a nice dinner, or took her out someplace nice.

She lives out on the island Noilly :lol:


and RBP, I appreciate the thought....it's the fact I spent the whole day worrying about work woes and completely forgot...not my habit for important things like this :doh:



Update : No answer by phone and then she texts last night - I'm at the bar with my girlfriends, hope your day wasn't too busy................




that girl knows how to throw shade like a pro :lol:

KevinD
08-31-2014, 09:13 PM
On the way home. Roughly half way there. Just passed through Red Stick, Louisianna. Stopped for a late lunch. Eta 21:00

redred
08-31-2014, 09:20 PM
beer o'clock :tup:

Goofy
09-01-2014, 04:57 PM
:minionhi: Monday done, 4 days till holiday! :cheers:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 04:59 PM
:wavey:


today off, I'm boss for four days then the weekend :woot:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 04:59 PM
:sad2: the celeb leaks link is down...I wanted to be part of The Fappening

Goofy
09-01-2014, 05:02 PM
:wavey:


today off, I'm boss for four days then the weekend :woot:

I'm off all next week :dance:


:sad2: the celeb leaks link is down...I wanted to be part of The Fappening

http://www.reddit.com/live/thwsx6wkbysn ;)

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:11 PM
thanks Goof...a couple of links still active


it's funny, Victoria Justice tries to discredit hers as fakes immediately but it looks like due to the clothes etc her pics are real :lol:


facial of J-Law :wank:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:13 PM
and Ariana Grande is saying hers are faked - because her tiny butt is way sexier..


I don't know....I'd be pretty happy claiming that was me in some of those ass pics :lol:

Goofy
09-01-2014, 05:13 PM
Sure was a nice surprise to wake up to this morning :lol: It was all over the news on the radio today at work too, by the sounds of things there's tons more to come! :cheers: The holy grail of celeb nudes!!

Goofy
09-01-2014, 05:15 PM
and Ariana Grande is saying hers are faked - because her tiny butt is way sexier..


I don't know....I'd be pretty happy claiming that was me in some of those ass pics :lol:

Hell yeah, damn sweet ass, looks especially good in the side-on pic :lol:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:18 PM
one chick - Hope you're happy looking at pics I took for my husband years ago (more vile insults etc etc)


well girlie, here's a tip - you're a celebrity. you buy a digital camera.take some pics. download the pics to a flash drive through a computer, without iTunes/iInterface/iAnything software on it...then delete all traces of the interaction on your pc...delete all traces of pics from digital camera...then guard that flashdrive with your life and QUIT BEING A FUCKING NINNY

Goofy
09-01-2014, 05:20 PM
Exactly, bunch of eejits :lol:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:37 PM
some oldies in that folder, thanks Goof


wish there were some of Kaley :)

Goofy
09-01-2014, 05:42 PM
some oldies in that folder, thanks Goof


wish there were some of Kaley :)

So far i think there's only been two pics of her released (neither are full nudes) plus that gif......... hopefully more to come though :pray:

I gotta go, playing darts tonight, later mate :bye:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:57 PM
have fun poking things :bye:

Hal-9000
09-01-2014, 05:58 PM
Kirsten Dunst is kind of a plain girl but has a sexy body....them jugs :wank:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 10:19 AM
How the fuck does a 3 day weekend go by that fast? :|

:monday:

Goofy
09-02-2014, 12:18 PM
Im lacking motivation today :|

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 12:19 PM
Today? :-s

Hal-9000
09-02-2014, 02:40 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 02:42 PM
:ahoy:

KevinD
09-02-2014, 03:38 PM
Got a good day of rest yesterday. Now going to take dogs to vet. (way overdue), called hvac company to line up installation, still have to clean work truck, and wash clothes. Tomorrow will be remodel day, as I have some sub flooring underneath carpet in guest bedroom and hallway that has to be replaced due to water leaks from old washing machine and hvac system. Dunno when I'll go back to work yet.
This last job kicked my but. 33 days with 2 off (non consecutive) and final tally is 405 hours.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 03:48 PM
Damn slackers [-(

KevinD
09-02-2014, 04:02 PM
Just doing my part for the unemployed, lol

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 04:03 PM
You better, especially since the last story I saw said that more than 33% of Americans are now collecting welfare :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
09-02-2014, 06:54 PM
:x :x :x :x :x



boss is off all this week...I had to call him 2 hours in...just love how he leaves 183452 ongoing issues and doesn't say a word to me about it..

I had to shame him when he came in

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 06:57 PM
Your boss almost takes as much time of as you do :-k

Hal-9000
09-02-2014, 07:41 PM
and then he leaves, taking two hot shot orders (direct delivery to Edmonton today) which are worth over 800 bucks each in shipping charges alone because of the same day delivery....and doesn't say a word to me ....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am losing my patience with this non communication, let's make hal do 18 times the work LOOKING FOR SHIT THAT ISN'T HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Hal-9000
09-02-2014, 07:42 PM
I am going to walk out this building in about 2 minutes without a word....I don't get paid enough for this fucking shit

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2014, 07:49 PM
You need to break something to let a little of the stress out

Hal-9000
09-02-2014, 08:04 PM
my boss works like a dog but unfortunately he doesn't let us know about certain things...

I've looked for over 100000 dollars worth of stock today (no exaggeration) only to find out that this happened, or that happened...

I finally had him come in here, asked WTF and said to him to communicate a little or his holiday will be cut short by my termination......

he knows it ain't right and apologies at this point don't help


ok, I am fucking pissed and have to be careful....apologies

Goofy
09-02-2014, 09:11 PM
Lost 21-17 in a bowls singles final tonight :( My right knee is fucking killing me :wha: I need a new job........

Goofy
09-02-2014, 09:13 PM
Today? :-s

If i wasn't having wifi issues at the work today i would have replied with:

"Well, every day........ but more so today :( "