Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Pony]

Can I have some of your extra money?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not 'extra' :hand:

[FBD]

I typically dont go into the office, period :dance: fuck that shit


although, in a couple weeks, I have to go into the office for a bit. new nexthink monitoring shit they're deploying and they need people that know how to troubleshoot to know what questions to even ask.

[Pony]

I made an extra $20K just in OT last year :shock:

Gimme some!

[Goofy]

:morning:

I think i might do absolutely nothing today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How is that different than any other day? :-k











































:nana:

:outtahere:

[RBP]

I made an extra $20K just in OT last year :shock:

Posting celebs at time and a half. That's awesome. :lol:

[Goofy]

How is that different than any other day? :-k











































:nana:

:outtahere:
The only difference is that im at home watching tv instead of pretending to work :lol:

[redred]

i'm drunk but not as bad as last week :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Monday! :dance2: It's Monday! :dance2: It's Monday! :dance2:

[redred]

:woot: mondya

morning:wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mondya? :-s

[redred]

ay :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

ay :shrug:

http://i.imgur.com/1MwLHID.jpg

[Goofy]

:minionhi:

I feel like crap today :wha: I think i must have the ebola......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

I feel like crap today :wha: I think i must have the ebola......

:snapout:

[Goofy]

*coughs ebola germs on Lance*

Oops, sorry 'bout that! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*coughs ebola germs on Lance*

Oops, sorry 'bout that! :)

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Always the violence with you [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This time, you asked for it :nono:

[Goofy]

All i did was give you a bit of ebola, not like it's anything serious [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All i did was give you a bit of ebola, not like it's anything serious [-(

:maniac:

[Goofy]

I want to go back to bed, it's too cold outside and i feel like crap :sad2: Stupid mondays/work etc

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/shRJ31k.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/shRJ31k.jpg

What are the bottom numbers? I'm guessing the top ones are temps in fahrenheit? :-k It said 1C at the work earlier but it feels colder in the wind.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Top numbers are the high for the day, the bottom ones are the low at night

[Goofy]

Ah right, never thought of that :lol:

http://img537.imageshack.us/img537/3336/Y0Msan.png (http://imageshack.com/i/exY0Msanp)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

I can't think of everything [-(

[Goofy]

Work time :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't think of everything [-(

:snapout:


Work time :bye:

Later mate :bye:

[RBP]

The alley side is worse... plowed in. I think I might stay home today. :-k

http://i.imgur.com/D2DzWT7.jpg?1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wuss :hand:

We got 8" overnight that I woke up to Sunday morning, I was out shoveling [-(

[RBP]

We got 15" here. And I did shovel the car out and got the SO to work. Roads are bad, 2 lanes blocked on the highway I take. Why waste the time, when I can work from here?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[RBP]

My downstairs neighbor must have walked to get a paper (after I shoveled the walk of course). He stopped as I was panting, sweating my ass off shoveling and said "I think I'll just wait for Bob [the landlord]". MY SO is the only one in hert office, she said everyone else is still trying to get out. I told here that obviously her man is THE man. :+1:

[FBD]

was scrounging in my parents basement yesterday and found the ol dartboard down there that hasnt been used in a decade :lol: I took my "good" set of darts from it, I like 'em way better. weight feels more 'centered' and I think they're 18g. sank 4 bullseyes yesterday watchin the superbowl and soldering, 1 lefty 3 rightey :tup: took a little more getting use to those darts lefty.

[Goofy]

<1hr to go :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

<1hr to go :cheers:

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:14 AM.

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

The alley side is worse... plowed in. I think I might stay home today. :-k

http://i.imgur.com/D2DzWT7.jpg?1


I've had a few Mondays like that :|

don't you love how it drifts up another 28 million inches near your car? :lol:

[Goofy]

:slap:

You're just jealous that i've had food [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I ate not that long ago :hand:

[Hal-9000]

asshole of the year award


Guy across the street from me...he's about 5 feet tall, 280 pounds and doesn't work. Every time it snows, he moves two of their family cars, then proceeds to shovel all of the snow from his walks and from the street where his cars were, and shovels it all to the middle of the street. He makes it a real project, takes him all afternoon..

Last year we were both out there shoveling and I made a joke - So you're the reason I can't drive my car down the middle of the street! That looks like hard work!

I guess our other neighbor had just given him a mouthful about piling all of his snow in the middle of the drive, I didn't know :lol:

The wingnut neighbor gets very angry with me and says - Why is everyone complaining?? You guys can't drive in winter? Aren't you Canadian??? The schoolbus drives around here every morning and packs it all down anyways!!!

He adds snow to roads that are already almost impassable...pushes it right out to the middle where your tires would go....if there wasn't a 4 foot mound sitting in your way!! :x

[Goofy]

I ate not that long ago :hand:

Bet it wasn't sausage and chips :)


asshole of the year award


Guy across the street from me...he's about 5 feet tall, 280 pounds and doesn't work. Every time it snows, he moves two of their family cars, then proceeds to shovel all of the snow from his walks and from the street where his cars were, and shovels it all to the middle of the street. He makes it a real project, takes him all afternoon..

Last year we were both out there shoveling and I made a joke - So you're the reason I can't drive my car down the middle of the street! That looks like hard work!

I guess our other neighbor hadust given him a mouthful about piling all of his snow in the middle of the drive, I didn't know :lol:

The wingnut neighbor gets very angry with me and says - Why is everyone complaining?? You guys can't drive in winter? Aren't you Canadian??? The schoolbus drives around here every morning and packs it all down anyways!!!

He adds snow to roads that already almost impassable...pushes it right out to the middle where your tires would go....if there wasn't a 4 foot mound sitting in your way!! :x

Call Mr Plow :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

asshole of the year award


Guy across the street from me...he's about 5 feet tall, 280 pounds and doesn't work. Every time it snows, he moves two of their family cars, then proceeds to shovel all of the snow from his walks and from the street where his cars were, and shovels it all to the middle of the street. He makes it a real project, takes him all afternoon..

Last year we were both out there shoveling and I made a joke - So you're the reason I can't drive my car down the middle of the street! That looks like hard work!

I guess our other neighbor had just given him a mouthful about piling all of his snow in the middle of the drive, I didn't know :lol:

The wingnut neighbor gets very angry with me and says - Why is everyone complaining?? You guys can't drive in winter? Aren't you Canadian??? The schoolbus drives around here every morning and packs it all down anyways!!!

He adds snow to roads that are already almost impassable...pushes it right out to the middle where your tires would go....if there wasn't a 4 foot mound sitting in your way!! :x

I'd find someone with a plow truck and have them come and plow a HUGE pile of snow right in front of asshole's driveway

[Goofy]

I'd find someone with a plow truck and have them come and plow a HUGE pile of snow right in front of asshole's driveway

http://i.imgur.com/kiqqequ.png

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Plow King :hand:

[Goofy]

Plow King :hand:

Barney's drunk 110% of the time :hand:

[FBD]

either that or 110% drunk :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/C59wX4d.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[RBP]

Tired, sore from shoveling, and slept past the alarm. :|

Have a good day guys. :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tired, sore from shoveling, and slept past the alarm. :|

Have a good day guys. :wavey:

:snapout:

[RBP]

I'm trying. :sad2:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Tuesday :hand:

Monday is only a memory now :(

[Goofy]

It's definitely monday [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's definitely monday [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I don't wanna :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't wanna :(

DO IT!!!! :x

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance:

It's too cold here........ i wish summer would hurry the fuck up :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's supposed to be sunny and 16C here today :(

[Goofy]

It's supposed to be sunny and 16C here today :(

:slap:

It's dry here at least but hovering around the 0C mark :wha: -4 when i went to work this morning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If it makes you feel any better, it's supposed to snow here tomorrow :wha:

[Goofy]

I'm hoping we've seen the last of it for this winter! :)

Time to go, later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[FBD]

16c? what do you guys have a heat wave over there? :lol:





correction, today is friday, last day of work for the week :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

16c? what do you guys have a heat wave over there? :lol:

We had a high of 29° on Sunday with 8" of snow, supposed to be 60° and tomorrow it's supposed to snow with a high of 37°

It's been like this all winter, it's been crazy

[FBD]

I know, I was just bustin your stones because 16c is 60 degrees :lol: that's crazy, we just got another foot yesterday

[Hal-9000]

Off to visit my Moms :) , should be back early this afternoon

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bye:

[Goofy]

:burp:

:waves:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meh:

[Goofy]

God i'm tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I'm in a bad mood, what a shitty fucking day this has turned into :|

[Goofy]

And I'm in a bad mood, what a shitty fucking day this has turned into :|

I told you it was monday, what do you expect? [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I told you it was monday, what do you expect? [-(

:slap:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:beatdown:

[FBD]

fuggin snow is up to the windows on my other garage bay door from plowing! I must have 5, 6 yards of it all piled up in between the house and the garage...and since I use the far bay to make it easier to turn around, that pile extends half the front of the garage :lol: my buddy's uncle came and plowed yesterday then it snowed 5 more inches on top of it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm gonna bet that by the time I get home, all 8" of snow in my yard will be gone because of the weather yesterday and today.

[Goofy]

I'm gonna bet that if i look out the window right now it will be dark and there will be zero snow :)

[Pony]

I bet It's not dark and there is still 8" of snow.

[Goofy]

:morning:



Monday part 3 :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh Monday, Monday, where for art thou Monday? :(

[RBP]

Oh Monday, Monday, where for art thou Monday? :(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY

[RBP]

I got up at 3:00 because they assigned my 6 month old technical issue to a new person...

...who works third shift and has zero understanding of the issue. :x

:fu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You got up the same time I did today :shock:

[RBP]

After the novel length response I sent and who I copied, I may have plenty of time to sleep in. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Rabble rouser [-(

[RBP]

First line: As stated previously, we are not on the same page and you are working on the wrong issue.

:oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:lol:

[RBP]

How much does unemployment pay these days? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not nearly enough, but with Obama in the White House, I do believe it's a lifetime benefit :tup:

[RBP]

:woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

:snapout:

[RBP]

I don't care. Fire me. :dunno:

I better get to the office and see what damage I caused. Have a good day. :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later bud :bye:

[Goofy]

Oh Monday, Monday, where for art thou Monday? :(
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x
Ho, lets go? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ho, lets go? :-k

:slap:

[Goofy]

You cant slap The Ramones, theyre all dead :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll Ramones you! :x

[Hal-9000]

First line: As stated previously, we are not on the same page and you are working on the wrong issue.

:oops:

If I had a dime for every email out of my old work pc that started in a similar way....unemployment wouldn't be looking so bad right now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn rabble rousers [-(

[Goofy]

I came home to a cordless ratchet today :cheerlead: That was pretty damn quick actually :-k Got here safe and sound, seems to all be working 100%, thanks again Lance! :D p.s. love the note :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

Lance pm'ed you a cordless ratchet? :-s



I never get anything cool :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Lance can you send me a chainsaw, 8 x 6 plastic tarp, some wrist restraint tie offs, 10 lbs of lye and some rubber gloves please? :mrgreen:


buy it all under your name/credit card and I'll reimburse with bitcoins, thanks

[Goofy]

Lance pm'ed you a cordless ratchet? :-s



I never get anything cool :sad2:

:empathy: I did make him a forum signature one time!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I came home to a cordless ratchet today :cheerlead: That was pretty damn quick actually :-k Got here safe and sound, seems to all be working 100%, thanks again Lance! :D p.s. love the note :mrgreen:

Nice :thumbsup:

Just a little bit more than a week, not too bad at all :)


Lance can you send me a chainsaw, 8 x 6 plastic tarp, some wrist restraint tie offs, 10 lbs of lye and some rubber gloves please? :mrgreen:


buy it all under your name/credit card and I'll reimburse with bitcoins, thanks

:suspect:

[Hal-9000]

Nice :thumbsup:

Just a little bit more than a week, not too bad at all :)





mental image of a very tired pigeon with a heavy ratchet tied to his tiny leg :lol:

[Goofy]

Nice :thumbsup:

Just a little bit more than a week, not too bad at all :)


Yeah, that's damn quick imho :tup: Saw it when i came home and i'm thinking "what the hell is this? Can't remember ordering anything" and then it dawned on me :lol:

[Goofy]

mental image of a very tired pigeon with a heavy ratchet tied to his tiny leg :lol:

He's been fed and watered, will send him on his way tomorrow :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

mental image of a very tired pigeon with a heavy ratchet tied to his tiny leg :lol:

:slap:


Yeah, that's damn quick imho :tup: Saw it when i came home and i'm thinking "what the hell is this? Can't remember ordering anything" and then it dawned on me :lol:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

A facepalm from the man who forgot to send it out for nearly a month? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Does it look like it was opened up and inspected by customs?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A facepalm from the man who forgot to send it out for nearly a month? :lol:

And you forgot about it too :nono:

[Hal-9000]

A facepalm from the man who forgot to send it out for nearly a month? :lol:


poor pigeon was circling for 30 days, waiting for the call to action :sad2:

[Goofy]

Does it look like it was opened up and inspected by customs?

Nah, looks like it sailed through unnoticed :tup:


And you forgot about it too :nono:

Two wrongs don't make a right :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Nah, looks like it sailed through unnoticed :tup:







:shock:





Lance, ship me some weed right now.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Two wrongs don't make a right :nono:

But two Wrights make an airplane :hand:


:shock:





Lance, ship me some weed right now.

:slap:

[Goofy]

But two Wrights make an airplane :hand:


Yeah........ but you wouldn't get me on the fucker :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah........ but you wouldn't get me on the fucker :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5o-fhBKf8Y

Why not? Looks safe enough :-k

[Goofy]

:hills:

[Hal-9000]

I like the stories of the old Hollywood stuntmen. They would literally crash their biplanes into barns and the ground for the shot..


no CGI or greenscreen back then :lol:


#realmen

[Goofy]

Time for me to go, having a darts practice with a Scotland International player tonight :ok: Been called back into the County setup and he's asked me to have a practice with him :) Later chaps!

[Hal-9000]

Time for me to go, having a darts practice with a Scotland International player tonight :ok: Been called back into the County setup and he's asked me to have a practice with him :) Later chaps!

we call those prisons over here :lol:


see ya Goof, play well

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time for me to go, having a darts practice with a Scotland International player tonight :ok: Been called back into the County setup and he's asked me to have a practice with him :) Later chaps!

Later mate :bye:


we call those prisons over here :lol:


see ya Goof, play well

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I should go clean out my car while it's nice out

[Goofy]

we call those prisons over here :lol:


see ya Goof, play well
Never thought of that, County General, sure ive heard that in a few films/shows :lol:

Was good practice tonight, ended up with four of us playing 501 winner stays on, mugs away! Neil, the Scotland cap, mustve hit at least ten 180s :lol: I managed a couple myself so my form must be coming back, think i beat Neil four times so heres hoping i bring some of that form with me to the Inter-County championships this saturday :ok:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only 4 more days until Monday! :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

Only 4 more days until Monday! :cheerlead:
:slap:

Im not working this saturday :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You just jinxed yourself! :nana:


And hey! :x

[RBP]

Howdy boys and girls. I am late and don't care. I need to trim two hours off the pay period anyway.

Have a good day. :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bye:

[Goofy]

You just jinxed yourself! :nana:


And hey! :x
Im playing darts for Perthshire County, no chance im working :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work comes before playtime :nono:

[FBD]

Never thought of that, County General, sure ive heard that in a few films/shows :lol:

Was good practice tonight, ended up with four of us playing 501 winner stays on, mugs away! Neil, the Scotland cap, mustve hit at least ten 180s :lol: I managed a couple myself so my form must be coming back, think i beat Neil four times so heres hoping i bring some of that form with me to the Inter-County championships this saturday :ok:

what's a 180? I'm just happy to hit the damn red dot once or twice a day :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

what's a 180?

Three triple 20's on one turn

[FBD]

son of a bitch :lol:

[Goofy]

Home....... finally! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not :|

And the day is d-r-a-g-g-i-n-g

[Goofy]

My day was the longest of all time :hand:

Back in a bit, need some food, never stopped for lunch today :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mine is longer, I'm still at work :nono:

[FBD]

I slept til noon :dance:

[Hal-9000]

I've had a supplementary bank account for years. Not much activity, just used it for a monthly insurance debit.

Hadn't used it for a few months and I decided to close it out today. What a shitshow :lol: Almost an hour at the bank...they claimed it was dormant so they closed it, levied a 25 dollar charge...yet no one told me at the time, no statement in the mail. She had to contact their head office, didn't know the name or number...had to print this, verify that.


:facepalm: ffs, I was a member there for something like 16 years, same monthly activity every month. They can't just pull up my file and say - You have 50 bucks left in the account, do you want it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've had a supplementary bank account for years. Not much activity, just used it for a monthly insurance debit.

Hadn't used it for a few months and I decided to close it out today. What a shitshow :lol: Almost an hour at the bank...they claimed it was dormant so they closed it, levied a 25 dollar charge...yet no one told me at the time, no statement in the mail. She had to contact their head office, didn't know the name or number...had to print this, verify that.


:facepalm: ffs, I was a member there for something like 16 years, same monthly activity every month. They can't just pull up my file and say - You have 50 bucks left in the account, do you want it?

:point:

[Hal-9000]

:(

[Goofy]

Mine is longer, I'm still at work :nono:

I'd done hours and hours of work before you even got out of bed :hand:


I slept til noon :dance:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd done hours and hours of work before you even got out of bed :hand:

I was up at 2:45 this morning :nono:

[Goofy]

I was up at 2:45 this morning :nono:

Not 2.45am GMT :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not 2.45am GMT :hand:

And? :-s

[Goofy]

And? :-s

And we all know that GMT is the only time zone that counts :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

I was up at 2:45 this morning :nono:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ahBqVuT68

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And we all know that GMT is the only time zone that counts :cheers:

:umno:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ahBqVuT68

I couldn't sleep, so that's my fault? :-s

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

a. yes
b. yep
c. yup
d. probably
e. yeah




:thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:umno:



Says Mister Eastern mountain lion time man :hand: (something like that anyway)


a. yes
b. yep
c. yup
d. probably
e. yeah




:thumbsup:

:qft:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

3 days till Monday! :cheers:

[FBD]

I've had a supplementary bank account for years. Not much activity, just used it for a monthly insurance debit.

Hadn't used it for a few months and I decided to close it out today. What a shitshow :lol: Almost an hour at the bank...they claimed it was dormant so they closed it, levied a 25 dollar charge...yet no one told me at the time, no statement in the mail. She had to contact their head office, didn't know the name or number...had to print this, verify that.


:facepalm: ffs, I was a member there for something like 16 years, same monthly activity every month. They can't just pull up my file and say - You have 50 bucks left in the account, do you want it?

my buddy's eyes almost popped out of his head when I explained to him what fractional reserve banking was last night :lol: it was priceless, literally an astonished what!? they can DO that?! and its legal!?

and people wonder how banks get away with just stealing your money like this? :facepalm: if the system of government werent bought and purchased by the banks, no, they wouldnt get away with simply declaring your money stolen. then again in this day and age of the government setting up more and more ways to steal your money and assets...

[KevinD]

Going on 28 hrs so far. Bed is screaming my name.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Going on 28 hrs so far. Bed is screaming my name.

:snapout:

[FBD]

Ooof....wow....this week in "checking out" .....we might just have....Guitar Center, of all places...


http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-05/end-guitar-center-and-irrational-addiction-growth-scourge-unregulated-structured-fin

[FBD]

I'm also seeing a little bit of evidence that the gold & silver markets are going to begin to squeeze....so if any of yous were thinking of picking up any before you pretty much cant, now's the time. Once the paper markets are revealed for the frauds they are and people find out that 100 other people have a claim on the same gold they do, there's going to be a big dash for everyone to get their hands on the physical and then the price will really start getting fun.

[KevinD]

Started buying physical gold and silver 15 years able, and cashed out 401k about 10. Just maintan enough cash in bank to last 6 months

[FBD]

nice so you got started when it was like 250 an ounce :tup: I've been telling certain friends and family who I know have some means, I've been telling them rather strenuously lately, ditch your fkn dollars, I know you have a lot of them, turn it into something that will retain its value. I had to have show and tell night the other night with my buddy's mom because she's sitting on a lot of assets and they're almost all denominated in dollars, but she cant make up her mind on anything, ever. I think holding the stuff in her hand might have stirred some interest finally :lol:

[Goofy]

Thank fuck that day is done! :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not quite, but almost

[Goofy]

It's done! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's done! :x

Almost :slap:

[Goofy]

Almost :slap:

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

Violence [-(

[Goofy]

Damn straight :ok: Friday night violence ftw!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn straight :ok: Friday night violence ftw!

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Time for a haircut, shower, food run! If you're offski before i'm back have a good weekend mate!

Oh btw, the ratchet works great! Got a good voltage converter, charges up perfectly and was using it most of the day today :D

Later :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good to hear :tup:

Talk at ya later! :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Canadian kids ffs :lol:

We had a light skiff of snow last night, the fluffy kind...neighbor is out there using a hand held snow blower and I'm using the broom on the walks. 3 kids come up to him - Blow some snow on us mister! So he starts aiming it at them and they're dancing around laughing and screaming

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you say I'm mad :hand:

[Hal-9000]

they're probably all your spawn....like the Boys From Brazil except your master plan is Kids From Colorado

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cold weather makes you feel alive :tup:

I remember nights in the middle of winter working third shift and we'd go outside to start our cars up at -40° and I wouldn't even put a jacket on :)

[Hal-9000]

I remember my friends car breaking down on a road just outside of town in -40 weather...no cell phones or houses and we only had light jackets on...walked over 3 kms in that shit


Good times!!! :tup:





:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I remember my friends car breaking down on a road just outside of town in -40 weather...no cell phones or houses and we only had light jackets on...walked over 3 kms in that shit


Good times!!! :tup:





:meh:

:serious:

[Hal-9000]

my fingers have had borderline frostbite so many times, if I'm having a drink in the summer that has ice in it, I put on a scarf


Good Times!!! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

my fingers have had borderline frostbite so many times, if I'm having a drink in the summer that has ice in it, I put on a scarf


Good Times!!! :tup:

:slap:

Gotta head off for now :bye:

[Hal-9000]

not to mention the 3 Nipple Experience cold weather brings out in men :tup:



:|

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

Gotta head off for now :bye:


See ya Lank, have a good Friday mang

[RBP]

I'll be gone a few days. I may post from afar. If not, see you all next week. I'll post pictures from the trip.

[deebakes]

enjoy yourself rbp :gimme5:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Fodster]

:bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :banana:

[Goofy]

Monday! :banana:

:maniac:

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

:monday:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:slap: No, it's monday and i can't be arsed with work.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: No, it's monday and i can't be arsed with work.

:x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

:snapout:

:slap: No means no! [-(


Hit my first 180 in competition this season on saturday, ended up playing for the B team and the A team! Won 3-1 in the B team, lost 4-2 in the A :( Was pretty annoyed tbh, was drawn against a Scotland International player and took a 2-0 lead playing pretty well........ then i just kinda tailed off :wha: Probably the lack of top competition and practice this season......... still, not too bad for my first game back :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: No means no! [-(

Embrace Monday! :x


Hit my first 180 in competition this season on saturday, ended up playing for the B team and the A team! Won 3-1 in the B team, lost 4-2 in the A :( Was pretty annoyed tbh, was drawn against a Scotland International player and took a 2-0 lead playing pretty well........ then i just kinda tailed off :wha: Probably the lack of top competition and practice this season......... still, not too bad for my first game back :)

Nice work :tup:

[Goofy]

Embrace Monday! :x


Embrace this - :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Embrace this - :slap:

:x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

That doesn't seem very embracing :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You started it with the initial violence :nono:

[Goofy]

Work time, later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one Goof! :bye:

[Goofy]

Can i go home yet? :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can i go home yet? :(

No :hand:

[FBD]

:slap: No, it's monday and i can't be arsed with work.

me neither, I got today off :dance:

[Goofy]

:morning:



:monday:

[redred]

my head hurts :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

my head hurts :sad2:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I miss Monday already :(

[Goofy]

I miss Monday already :(
:slap: It's still monday :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: It's still monday :hand:

I wish :sad2:

[Goofy]

I wish :sad2:

:slap: No-one wishes for mondays! [-(

[Goofy]

I'll have to watch TWD and BCS tonight....... having to avoid certain threads atm :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: No-one wishes for mondays! [-(

http://i.imgur.com/UV6hz.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll have to watch TWD and BCS tonight....... having to avoid certain threads atm :(

Better Call Saul was kinda meh

[Goofy]

My workmate reckoned it was pretty good :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Without spoiling anything, the consensus (so far, after one episode) in the thread Hal started is that it was underwhelming

[Goofy]

Slow burner maybe :-k It's the same writing team as BB so it can't be all bad :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't get me wrong, I'll give it a chance, but it's gonna have to get better

[Goofy]

Work time, ciao for now :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[FBD]

shit, the more I have to drink, the worse I throw darts, whoda thunk :drunk:

I hit the goddam tree last night....the tree on the printed aluminum sheet beneath the board, and it stuck right in it :lol:

[Goofy]

shit, the more I have to drink, the worse I throw darts, whoda thunk :drunk:

I hit the goddam tree last night....the tree on the printed aluminum sheet beneath the board, and it stuck right in it :lol:
:facepalm:

I tend to play my best between 4 and 8 pints :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn drunks [-(

[Hal-9000]

last time I tried to throw darts I hit the fat girl sitting at the bar...repeatedly :oops:

screamed something about being Marlon Perkins and bringin down the big one before they escorted me out..

[FBD]

:facepalm:

I tend to play my best between 4 and 8 pints :lol:
I'm not much of a drinker though :lol: 3 is usually about my limit, unless extended time periods are involved. I'm super hot and cold with throwing, its odd, but really I just started throwing again, havent tossed a dart in 10, 12 years before this past month. And I never threw leffty much before, but since I seem to be more ambidextrous at this point in my life, I just do most things either handed. the funnest one was trying to play guitar lefty....I felt like I had club wrist :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need to get a board and set-up something downstairs :-k

[Goofy]

:pirate:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ahoy:

[Goofy]

:waves:

I've just had dinner........ and now i'm yawning my head off........ nap time? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I was just at Canadian Tire getting some glass cleaner. Sketchy looking older guy in front of me had about 9 cans of Comet, 2 large jugs of bleach, some sections of what looked like plastic wrap and some rubber gloves..


kill much? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:waves:

I've just had dinner........ and now i'm yawning my head off........ nap time? :lol:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was just at Canadian Tire getting some glass cleaner. Sketchy looking older guy in front of me had about 9 cans of Comet, 2 large jugs of bleach, some sections of what looked like plastic wrap and some rubber gloves..


kill much? :lol:

Did you see if his name was Dexter? :-k

[Hal-9000]

he kept looking behind him in line..head turn every 10 seconds or so...I hate it when people do that in lineups :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Police lineup? :-s

[Goofy]

:snapout:

I'm awake, i'm awake :imok:












:yawn:

[Hal-9000]

Police lineup? :-s


those too :x


No, when you're waiting in the checkout line and the person in front of you keeps turning around and looking at you....I get the urge to make a face and stare at their crotch while fondling mine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm awake, i'm awake :imok:












:yawn:

:snapout:


those too :x


No, when you're waiting in the checkout line and the person in front of you keeps turning around and looking at you....I get the urge to make a face and stare at their crotch while fondling mine

Give them a kiss on the nose, that'll freak them out :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gotta run, stupid customer has an emergency THAT HAS TO DEALT WITH RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND 5 MINUTES BEFORE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO THE FUCK HOME. :x

[Goofy]

Gotta run, stupid customer has an emergency THAT HAS TO DEALT WITH RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND 5 MINUTES BEFORE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO THE FUCK HOME. :x

:haha:












8-[

:bye:

[Hal-9000]

Gotta run, stupid customer has an emergency THAT HAS TO DEALT WITH RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND 5 MINUTES BEFORE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO THE FUCK HOME. :x

I don't miss that. Locks on doors, alarm set at 5:29 pm and a truck driver shows up with a full 50' trailer :|

me - we're closed
driver - so you're refusing the load?
me - no, you are late by 7 hours
driver - I'll mark as refused and your company may be charged a fee...
me - Bet your Mom never refused a load
driver - Whaaa?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:












8-[

:bye:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only had to stay an extra half hour :|