Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Goofy]

Rain is peaceful and calming :)

Peaceful this! :beatdown:


For the 1st hour yes 200 days of the stuff is boring :lol:

Added the zero you missed mate :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For the 1st hour yes 20 days of the stuff is boring :lol:

:snapout:


Peaceful this! :beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofakingtired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: sofakingtired

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I want to go back to bed :sleep: Instead i have to go back to work :|

:sadwavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want to go back to bed :sleep: Instead i have to go back to work :|

:sadwavey:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

:morning: Morning All

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All what? :-s

[Goofy]

Jay :wavey:

[fricnjay]

Jay :wavey:

Whats cracking Goof?


All what? :-s

All You People...:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All You People...:-k

And what do you mean by "you people"? :-s

[fricnjay]

You know, the people that are members of the forum. :grouphug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[fricnjay]

:watching:

Are you saying you like the way I look and you enjoy looking at me? :huh:

That's sexual harassment. [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No :hand:

Phrases like "you people" are microaggressions and you are being watched for making this feel like an unsafe place for people :nono:

[fricnjay]

No :hand:

Phrases like "you people" are microaggressions and you are being watched for making this feel like an unsafe place for people :nono:

Microaggressions imply racism. I wasn't speaking to any one race of people but a collective of members. Your being racist by implying such things. :hand:

[fricnjay]

:privilege:

[Goofy]

Whats cracking Goof?


Ive got the "first day back at work" blues :(

Yourself?

[fricnjay]

Just working, trying to stay warm. My office gets cold.

[Goofy]

Just working, trying to stay warm. My office gets cold.

My workshop gets colder [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Microaggressions imply racism. I wasn't speaking to any one race of people but a collective of members. Your being racist by implying such things. :hand:

Your combative attitude has made this place hostile and is now deemed an unsafe space. It was your words that triggered this :hand:

[Goofy]

Too many poofters in here [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too many poofters in here [-(

Spoiler your trigger words with a warning :nono:

[fricnjay]

Lance I think you need to go to your safe place. :lol:

[Goofy]

Spoiler your trigger words with a warning :nono:

:thumbsup: ya bunch of poofters

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/pvyc1Iz.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/pvyc1Iz.jpg

He does look like a spoiled poofter :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thumbsup: ya bunch of poofters

There was no warning!!!!!

[Goofy]

There was no warning!!!!!

:slap:

Think i just spent more time drying the dog than walking him......... fuckin' rain :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The sun is out here :)

[Goofy]

The sun is out here :)

The moon is out here........ probably......... can't see it for rain :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I see a cloud off in the distance :-k

[fricnjay]

Im in an office, I have no idea whats its like outside. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They have these wonderful inventions called windows :-k

[fricnjay]

I dont have any in my office. :hand:

[Goofy]

I see a cloud off in the distance :-k

:slap: I hope it pisses down with rain while you're walking Thor and it takes you 3 weeks to dry him! :x


Im in an office, I have no idea whats its like outside. :meh:

Cut a big hole in the wall :tup:

[Goofy]

I see a cloud off in the distance :-k

:slap: I hope it pisses down with rain while you're walking Thor and it takes you 3 weeks to dry him! :x


Im in an office, I have no idea whats its like outside. :meh:

Cut a big hole in the wall :tup:

[fricnjay]

Cut a big hole in the wall :tup:

:-k I dont think my boss would like that. :lol:

[Goofy]

:-k I dont think my boss would like that. :lol:

Cover it with a painting when he's around :ok:

[fricnjay]

Cover it with a painting when he's around :ok:

The is only one problem there, because of where my office sits I would have to cut a hole in the ceiling in order t see the outside.

[Goofy]

:facepalm: You need a new office :thumbsup:

[fricnjay]

With everything Ive been through the last few years im just thankful to have a job.

[KevinD]

Back at work. Yay! As Jay said, at least I'm still working.

[Goofy]

Yeah, ditto on that :thumbsup:

But still.......... fuckin' work :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:


That means the work week is half over already :sad2:

[Goofy]

:humpday:


That means the work week is half over already :sad2:

:beatdown:





























Sorry :oops: What i meant was........






















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was completely uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

That was completely uncalled for [-(

Sorry :oops:

















































































:-k



















































































:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help [-(

[Goofy]

A baseball bat would be helpful :-k

:clue:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

Or a minigun :tup:

:machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or a minigun :tup:

:machinegun:

Guns are banned in the UK :nono:

[fricnjay]

And yet we made it another full rotation of the earth. :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

Guns are banned in the UK :nono:

Ban this! :overkill:


And yet we made it another full rotation of the earth. :cheerlead:

Phileas Fog? :-s

[fricnjay]

Phileas Fog? :-s

:slap: Not around the world in 80 days.

One full rotation on the Earth on its axis.

http://i.imgur.com/c0BF5qp.gif

[Goofy]

Axis you say.......... :hitler:

[Fodster]

:funnel:

[fricnjay]

Wrong axis. :roll:

[Goofy]

:funnel:

:shakehead:


Wrong axis. :roll:

There can be only one [-(

[Fodster]

:shakehead:


Whys that Goofmeister?

[Fodster]

:thursday:

[Goofy]

Whys that Goofmeister?

You bevvied up at what, 3/4 in the morning during the week? :lol:

[fricnjay]

:shakehead:



There can be only one [-(

This is not the Highlander. [-(

[Fodster]

You bevvied up at what, 3/4 in the morning during the week? :lol:

ye its 3.26am

Im off work till 19th Jan

:slap:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1I84cqRYLY

:bs:

You got a problem with that Mr Goof?

:nana:

[Goofy]

This is not the Highlander. [-(

I'm Scottish......... so it could be :-k


ye its 3.26am

Im off work till 19th Jan

:slap:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1I84cqRYLY

:bs:

You got a problem with that Mr Goof?

:nana:

You're right mate, that music is bullshit :tup:

[Goofy]

Indoor bools tonight so won't be around much til later!

[fricnjay]

I'm Scottish......... so it could be :-k

Just because your a white drunk male that lives in Scotland doesn't make you Scottish...[-(


































Oh wait...YES IT DOES! :dance:

[HyperV12]

Just because your a white drunk male that lives in Scotland doesn't make you Scottish...[-(


Oh wait...YES IT DOES! :dance:

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WOLVERINESIMEANFREEDOM.jpg

[fricnjay]

:rofl:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This work week is going by too fast :sad2:

[Goofy]

This work week is going by too fast :sad2:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This every day violence with you has got to stop [-(

[Goofy]

This every day violence with you has got to stop [-(

Its a healthy outlet for my anger :slap:

Tell you what, ill stop being violent when it stops raining :tup:














Ill losely pencil that in the calendar for 2024 :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need to seek professional help [-(

[Goofy]

You need to seek professional help [-(

SAS training? :-k

[Fodster]

Fuck sake, Friday already tomorrow!

:funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

SAS training? :-k

Mental hospital :thumbsup:


Fuck sake, Friday already tomorrow!

:funnel:

I know, this week is flying by :sad2:

[Goofy]

Fuck sake, Friday already tomorrow!

:funnel:

:beatdown:


Mental hospital :thumbsup:



I know, this week is flying by :sad2:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Again with the violence [-(

[Goofy]

Again with the violence [-(

:yup:








:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seek help! :x

[Fodster]

:beatdown:


https://media.giphy.com/media/Lcn0yF1RcLANG/giphy.gif

[Goofy]

Seek help! :x

I have plenty help :villagers:















:catapult:



https://media.giphy.com/media/Lcn0yF1RcLANG/giphy.gif

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I don't see any UFO or Bigfoot stories today.......

http://i.imgur.com/dwUBVEP.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There aren't always stories about them to post on a daily basis :nono:

[Goofy]

There aren't always stories about them to post on a daily basis :nono:

Well you should make one up for me [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/Cze7ZCr.jpg

[Goofy]

:yawn: I feel like sleeping........ but if i sleep now i'll be awake half the night :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: I feel like sleeping........ but if i sleep now i'll be awake half the night :x

:point:

[Goofy]

:point:

:slap:
















:yawn:

[fricnjay]

:dunce: So yea you might as well ban me from posting in the Celeb section apparently I cant get anything right. :banghead:


:lol::shakehead:


:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:
















:yawn:



I still can't believe how fast this week has gone by :(

Thank goodness it's only 4 more days until Monday again :cheers:

[fricnjay]

I still can't believe how fast this week has gone by :(

Thank goodness it's only 4 more days until Monday again :cheers:

:shock: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dunce: So yea you might as well ban me from posting in the Celeb section apparently I cant get anything right. :banghead:


:lol::shakehead:


:dance:

Too bad there's no other sections of the forum anywhere to contribute to :( :rolleyes:




:nana:

[fricnjay]

Too bad there's no other sections of the forum anywhere to contribute to :( :rolleyes:




:nana:

I try to contribute everywhere. [-(

[Goofy]

I still can't believe how fast this week has gone by :(

Thank goodness it's only 4 more days until Monday again :cheers:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Back in a bit, gonna take the dog out :bye:

[fricnjay]

Back in a bit, gonna take the dog out :bye:

Just be honest and say girlfriend :razz:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Come on Monday :tapfoot:

[fricnjay]

Come on Monday :tapfoot:

You shut you filthy mouth! :axe:

[Goofy]

Just be honest and say girlfriend :razz:

I said dog, not bitch [-(


Come on Monday :tapfoot:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:yawn: Not sure if its friday yet......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

3 more days until Monday! :banana:

[Pony]

3 more days until Monday! :banana:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

3 more days until Monday! :banana:
:slap:

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/KfC1my3.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Come on Monday, hurry and get here! :tapfoot:

[Goofy]

Come on Monday, hurry and get here! :tapfoot:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should drink some chamomile tea or something [-(

[Goofy]

You should drink some chamomile tea or something [-(

Red Bull, gives me plenty energy to keep hitting you :tup:














:beatdown:

[Goofy]

You should drink some chamomile tea or something [-(

Red Bull, gives me plenty energy to keep hitting you :tup:














:beatdown:

[Goofy]

You should drink some chamomile tea or something [-(

Red Bull, gives me plenty energy to keep hitting you :tup:














:beatdown:

[Goofy]

You should drink some chamomile tea or something [-(

Red Bull, gives me plenty energy to keep hitting you :tup:














:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Fuckin crapatalk :x

[Pony]

And apparently short term memory loss.

[Goofy]

And apparently short term memory loss.

My memory's fine :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And apparently short term memory loss.

:lmao:

[Goofy]

:lmao:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Are you going to post this 50 times in a row as well? :-s








8-[

[Goofy]

Are you going to post this 50 times in a row as well? :-s








8-[

No [-(


:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You really need to try yoga or something to relax [-(

[Fodster]

what does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs?

a clit round the ear,a flap across the face and a crack on the head!


http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0423/7265/products/download_7_29eb49b8-a1c9-4dff-9e27-12131961afa8_large.jpg?v=1449284465

[Goofy]

You really need to try yoga or something to relax [-(

:yogaslap: :-k


what does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs?

a clit round the ear,a flap across the face and a crack on the head!


http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0423/7265/products/download_7_29eb49b8-a1c9-4dff-9e27-12131961afa8_large.jpg?v=1449284465

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yogaslap: :-k

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

:bobokick:

:-k

[Fodster]

:care:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bobokick:

:-k

:suspect:

[fricnjay]

:meatspin: :dance:

[Goofy]

:care:

:tubgirl:


:suspect:

:slap: It's what the tinkers used to say at school when we were kids, "i'll hit you with a bobokick"......... not a fucking clue what a bobokick is though :lol:



:meatspin: :dance:

:fart:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/O0RIurN.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

:clue:

[Fodster]

Do you do any fecking work?

And before you start its your fault I am up and pissed up at 1.12am

:zombie:

[fricnjay]

bunch of weirdos in here this morning...:meh:










































I like your style! :tup:

[Goofy]

Every morning you mean :ok:

[Goofy]

Time to head back to work! :waves:

[fricnjay]

Time to head back to work! :waves:

Fix some damn cars wont ya!! :razz:

[Goofy]

:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

























:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it Monday yet? :sad2:

[Goofy]

Is it Monday yet? :sad2:

No, it's :friday:

:cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only 66 hours and 20 minutes until work starts on Monday morning! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you can change the site banner, Christmas is long since over [-(

[Goofy]

:lol: asshat

Gonna take the dog out then grab a shower and watch some tv, have a good weekend mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

Have a good weekend too mate :bye:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

T.F.I.M.

Thank Fuck It's Monday :cheers:

It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:
It's Monday :dance2:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:











:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's not a very nice way to start off a glorious Monday [-(

[Goofy]

That's not a very nice way to start off a glorious Monday [-(

David Bowie doesnt think its very glorious [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He should have picked a different day to croak on? :dunno:

[Goofy]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Ho, lets go? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:

Blitzkreig Bop :slap: :hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:


But at least it's Monday :banana:

[Goofy]

:nuts:


But at least it's Monday :banana:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[Goofy]

[-(

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't ruin a good Monday with violence :hand:

[Goofy]

You can't ruin a good Monday with violence :hand:

Such a thing does not exist :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hater:

[Goofy]

:yup:

[fricnjay]

You can't ruin a good Monday with violence :hand:

Your in the Matrix! :nuts:

[Goofy]

Hurry up 5pm :x

[fricnjay]

Its only 10am here. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:16 AM.

[Goofy]

Its only 10am here. :(


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:16 AM.

Get with the now :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you know that we're already less than a week away from next Monday now? :cheers:

[fricnjay]

Did you know that we're already less than a week away from next Monday now? :cheers:


:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/1grk5qS.jpg

[Goofy]

Did you know that we're already less than a week away from next Monday now? :cheers:

:slap:


http://i.imgur.com/1grk5qS.jpg

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So much anger [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/O4GU5Cc.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/O4GU5Cc.jpg

I'd love mondays if she was sucking me off right now :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's only for true lovers of Monday :hand:

[Goofy]

Off to darts, later chaps :bye:

[Fodster]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Ditto

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tuesday seems so far away from the goodness that was Monday :sad2:

[Goofy]

Tuesday seems so far away from the goodness that was Monday :sad2:

Hmmm :-k

























:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every day it's the same thing with you [-(

[Goofy]

Nuh uh, some days i slap, other days i beat you down :thumbsup: Sometimes i even combine the two.........

















:slap: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:shock: You're such a violent person [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:nana:











:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are there any mental institutions near you that you could maybe stop by at and get checked out after work? :-k

[Goofy]

Are there any mental institutions near you that you could maybe stop by at and get checked out after work? :-k

There's one in Perth :tup:





















:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should go.....now

[fricnjay]

You 2 every morning http://i.imgur.com/utNh62D.gif

[Goofy]

You should go.....now

:slap:


You 2 every morning http://i.imgur.com/utNh62D.gif

Its afternoon :slap:

[fricnjay]

:slap:



Its afternoon :slap:

Its morning for me. [-(

[Goofy]

Its morning for me. [-(

You live in the past :hand:

Looks like im working late tonight :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Looks like im working late tonight :meh:

:point:

[Goofy]

:point:

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

You live in the past :hand:

Looks like im working late tonight :meh:

whats the date there?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Again with the senseless violence [-(

[Goofy]

whats the date there?

32nd of julember :tup:


Again with the senseless violence [-(

Sense this - :slap:

[fricnjay]

32nd of julember :tup:

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

:yup:


:freakout:

[fricnjay]

:yup:


:freakout:

http://i.imgur.com/ZqUygYa.gif

[Fodster]

:suicide:

:shots:

[Goofy]

Blah :suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:


That means it's starting downhill towards next Monday :cheers:

[Goofy]

:humpday:


That means it's starting downhill towards next Monday :cheers:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm getting tired of you always hitting me :x

[Goofy]

I'm getting tired of you always hitting me :x

Ill stop hitting you when you get back to hating mondays :nono:










:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You are the one with the problem :hand:

[Goofy]

You are the one with the problem :hand:

My only problem is that i don't have enough things to hit you with :hand:


















:clue:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:chair:

[Goofy]

:chair:

[-(




























:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always overkill with you [-(

[Goofy]

Quick finish :tup:









:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Home! :woot:

















*slaps Lance*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:fryingpan:

[Goofy]

:fryingpan:

That'll come in handy, i'm quite hungry tbh :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then eat something :-s

[Goofy]

I did :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I did :burp:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Spaghetti bolognese, twas good :tup:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[redred]

:woot: nearly monday

[Goofy]

:woot: nearly monday

Like it matters to you :hand:

[redred]

it's a monday nearer my holiday

[Teh One Who Knocks]

People that don't have jobs don't get holidays :facepalm:

[Goofy]

People that don't have jobs don't get holidays :facepalm:

:agreed:

His missus should just go alone :yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[KevinD]

Halfway through my hitch. Didn't win powerball, so yall are still stuck with me.

[redred]

:agreed:

His missus should just go alone :yup:

she needs me to read the map and carry the cases :lol:

[Goofy]

Halfway through my hitch. Didn't win powerball, so yall are still stuck with me.

:haha:


she needs me to read the map and carry the cases :lol:

Tomtom and a butler would probably be cheaper :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[redred]

don't tell her that :lol: