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Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2016, 02:14 PM
It lasts the same length there as it does here :hand:

fricnjay
02-29-2016, 02:41 PM
:monday:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2016, 02:43 PM
:monday:

:snapout:

fricnjay
02-29-2016, 03:00 PM
I stayed up to late last night, damn "To Be Continued" episodes from NCIS L.A. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2016, 03:02 PM
I stayed up to late last night, damn "To Be Continued" episodes from NCIS L.A. :lol:

Watch it later :slap:

Goofy
02-29-2016, 03:07 PM
It lasts the same length there as it does here :hand:

Nuh-uh, mondays here last for 120 hours or so [-(


:monday:

:yup:

fricnjay
02-29-2016, 03:22 PM
Watch it later :slap:

What are you NUTS? I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2016, 03:27 PM
:shakehead:

Goofy
02-29-2016, 03:36 PM
What are you NUTS? I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Someone gets killed near the start of the episode then they catch the killer near the end :thumbsup:

fricnjay
02-29-2016, 04:44 PM
Someone gets killed near the start of the episode then they catch the killer near the end :thumbsup:

:slap:

Goofy
02-29-2016, 08:20 PM
:slap:

Ive seen it before, thats the plot for every episode :nono:

fricnjay
02-29-2016, 08:24 PM
Ive seen it before, thats the plot for every episode :nono:

SPOILER ALERT!!!! [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
02-29-2016, 08:27 PM
Ive seen it before, thats the plot for every episode :nono:

Sometimes it's a kidnapping :hand:

Goofy
02-29-2016, 10:37 PM
We won 6-3 and secured the league title tonight :dance: I sneaked in my 8th 180 of the season too :spy:

Goofy
03-01-2016, 11:25 AM
Blah :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 11:32 AM
As much as it tries, Tuesday just isn't Monday :sad2:

Goofy
03-01-2016, 12:28 PM
As much as it tries, Tuesday just isn't Monday :sad2:

:slap:

Ive got dirt in my left eye, fuckin annoying :meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 12:29 PM
Why did you put dirt in your eye? :-k

Goofy
03-01-2016, 12:34 PM
Why did you put dirt in your eye? :-k

I didnt :slap: A stupid vauxhall bumper did it :x

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 12:35 PM
So you're saying that the bumper physically reached out and put dirt in your eye? :-s

Goofy
03-01-2016, 12:53 PM
Pretty much :yup: American car brand too........ i bet you had something to do with it [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 12:56 PM
:umno:

There is no car brand in the United States sold by that name

fricnjay
03-01-2016, 02:17 PM
:umno:

There is no car brand in the United States sold by that name

Vauxhall is owned by GM you idgit!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 02:19 PM
Vauxhall is owned by GM you idgit!

Who cares who owns it :dumbass:

Can you walk down to your local Vauxhall dealership in the United States? :rolleyes: Learn to read :slap:

Goofy
03-01-2016, 02:21 PM
:umno:

There is no car brand in the United States sold by that name

:stfu:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 02:25 PM
:stfu:

Same for you, have one :slap:

fricnjay
03-01-2016, 02:42 PM
Nissan trucks are made in Canton, Mississippi so does that make it an American Car Brand?

Goofy
03-01-2016, 03:21 PM
Same for you, have one :slap:

Thank you kind sir :D

Goofy
03-01-2016, 06:35 PM
There's a new season of X-files :shock: No-one told me :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 06:46 PM
It's just a mini season, 6 episodes

I have them all on my DVR, haven't had time to watch them yet

fricnjay
03-01-2016, 07:53 PM
Its good, very nostalgic, I hope it did well enough for the powers that be to green light more.

Goofy
03-01-2016, 07:54 PM
I always loved the x-files.......... didn't even mind the Bob Patrick season tbh :lol: Watching the Rangers match just now so x-files will have to wait a bit longer!

fricnjay
03-01-2016, 08:01 PM
If you liked it before you will like this. :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 08:02 PM
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,

Goofy
03-01-2016, 08:07 PM
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,

I'm gonna assume that's some really shitty song lyrics :-k

redred
03-01-2016, 09:13 PM
There's a new season of X-files :shock: No-one told me :sad2:
Just watching the last one now

Goofy
03-02-2016, 07:50 AM
:yawn:

Monday :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 11:25 AM
:yawn:

Monday :|

I wish :sad2:

Is it too early to start the next Monday countdown...that way we have something to look forward to :)

Goofy
03-02-2016, 11:43 AM
I wish :sad2:

Is it too early to start the next Monday countdown...that way we have something to look forward to :)

:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 11:53 AM
What? :-s

Goofy
03-02-2016, 12:50 PM
Ill what you! :x

Im pretty sure we're gonna have some unhappy customers this week, far too much work in and we're closing both shops at 2pm tomorrow for the funeral....... theres no way we're gonna get all the work done :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 12:51 PM
Looks like you'll have to work a double shift today and Friday :-k

Goofy
03-02-2016, 12:57 PM
Not far off the truth tbh :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 12:58 PM
It builds character :tup:

Goofy
03-02-2016, 12:59 PM
It builds anger and resentment :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 01:00 PM
It builds anger and resentment :hand:

:chill:

Goofy
03-02-2016, 01:04 PM
I am chilled, its fuckin freezing here today [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 01:07 PM
:shakehead:

It's only supposed to be 18C and sunny here today :(

fricnjay
03-02-2016, 02:06 PM
It builds anger and resentment :hand:

It builds up the wallet. ;)

Goofy
03-02-2016, 03:09 PM
:shakehead:

It's only supposed to be 18C and sunny here today :(

:beatdown:


It builds up the wallet. ;)

True........ but that just means i spend more money on crap i dont need :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 03:11 PM
:beatdown:

What? :-s

fricnjay
03-02-2016, 03:19 PM
:beatdown:



True........ but that just means i spend more money on crap i dont need :lol:

:slap: How Dare You! Scotch is a basic human right! :lol:

Goofy
03-02-2016, 04:05 PM
What? :-s

:slap: you :slap: know :slap: what :slap:


:slap: How Dare You! Scotch is a basic human right! :lol:

Im actually well stocked up atm, got two bottles of caribbean cask and a doublewood :ok:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 04:14 PM
:slap: you :slap: know :slap: what :slap:

[-(

Goofy
03-02-2016, 04:15 PM
[-(

Sorry :oops:





















:maniac:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 04:15 PM
:nuts:

fricnjay
03-02-2016, 04:21 PM
Im actually well stocked up atm, got two bottles of caribbean cask and a doublewood :ok:

Little Balvenie huh. I like that Doublewood. Its not half bad. :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 04:26 PM
Pffffft.....doublewood......I have quadruplewood, it's twice as good :hand:

fricnjay
03-02-2016, 04:27 PM
Pffffft.....doublewood......I have quadruplewood, it's twice as good :hand:

:axe: Non-Scotch drinkers do not get an opinion. :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 04:33 PM
Yeah, I get an opinion, scotch sucks :thumbsup:

Goofy
03-02-2016, 04:35 PM
:nuts:

:slap:


Little Balvenie huh. I like that Doublewood. Its not half bad. :thumbsup:

Tbh i think i prefer the doublewood to the caribbean cask....... the c.c. is just a bit too fruity/flowery i think :-k


Pffffft.....doublewood......I have quadruplewood, it's twice as good :hand:

:shakehead:


:axe: Non-Scotch drinkers do not get an opinion. :hand:

:agreed:


Yeah, I get an opinion, scotch sucks :thumbsup:

:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 04:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yr4xx17.jpg

:thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 05:13 PM
Update on my dad: the last several times now that I have been to visit, he doesn't talk much and when he does, he's super hard to understand. Now that the 'mandatory' therapy stuff is done, it's obvious he doesn't work on his speech at all, or anything else for that matter. He never leaves his room, yet he complains how boring it is there. We had bought him a laptop to use, but a few weeks ago during a visit, it looks like he fucked it up, probably by dropping it on the floor somehow, so there was $400 wasted because he refused to ask someone for help for something. He isn't eating very much and last week when I stopped in to visit, the social worker for the facility caught me and said my dad rarely eats much. They had been giving him protein supplements because he hasn't been eating, but now he's refusing those too. And he won't take any anti-depressant medication or anything like that. The social worker said that it appears that he's just waiting to die. :|

And of course all this makes me feel awesome, here I am getting married in less than 2 months and all my dad cares about is complaining to me about being bored and waiting to die. :|

It absolutely wears me out when I go and visit him now. It's just so emotionally draining because he isn't trying. And by the comments he makes when I go and visit, he makes me feel guilty. The g/f hates when I stop in and see him by myself because I'm always in such a depressed mood afterwards. :| I don't know what to do anymore.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-02-2016, 05:23 PM
Thats tough, not much you can do I would imagine

fricnjay
03-02-2016, 07:22 PM
How old is he Lance?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2016, 07:36 PM
He'll be 76 in June...if he gets that far :|

Goofy
03-03-2016, 09:38 AM
Update on my dad: the last several times now that I have been to visit, he doesn't talk much and when he does, he's super hard to understand. Now that the 'mandatory' therapy stuff is done, it's obvious he doesn't work on his speech at all, or anything else for that matter. He never leaves his room, yet he complains how boring it is there. We had bought him a laptop to use, but a few weeks ago during a visit, it looks like he fucked it up, probably by dropping it on the floor somehow, so there was $400 wasted because he refused to ask someone for help for something. He isn't eating very much and last week when I stopped in to visit, the social worker for the facility caught me and said my dad rarely eats much. They had been giving him protein supplements because he hasn't been eating, but now he's refusing those too. And he won't take any anti-depressant medication or anything like that. The social worker said that it appears that he's just waiting to die. :|

And of course all this makes me feel awesome, here I am getting married in less than 2 months and all my dad cares about is complaining to me about being bored and waiting to die. :|

It absolutely wears me out when I go and visit him now. It's just so emotionally draining because he isn't trying. And by the comments he makes when I go and visit, he makes me feel guilty. The g/f hates when I stop in and see him by myself because I'm always in such a depressed mood afterwards. :| I don't know what to do anymore.

Sorry mate, that sucks :(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-03-2016, 11:38 AM
Thanks mate.

Yesterday I went to go visit him and it turns out I shouldn't have, because even though I make time in my day to go and visit him 2 or 3 times a week, he always finds a way to make me feel like shit, especially when it's just me that is there to visit.

I stop in yesterday (this is of course after working 11 hours that day, and I went straight to the home, didn't go home and shower or change or stop to eat) and he's stuck in a corner in his wheelchair and can't get to where he wants to be. So I help him after he tells me where he wants to be. I bring up a few things that I think might interest him and he says a few things, but for the most part, he just sits there in silence. :| He then asks a little later to move him again so he can see the TV, so I help him with that and he proceeds to just watch TV instead of trying to engage in any conversation. I say a few things here and there and get one and two word answers. So, since there's no extra chairs in the room, I stand there for about 35 minutes with him, mostly in silence, while he watches TV. It's now getting to be about 4:30, I'm tired, I want to shower and change, I am starving, and the g/f will be home from work soon, so I tell him that I better get going (I've been there with him for about 35 minutes, again, mostly in silence). I go to give him a hug and tell him I love him when he says "god forbid you stay longer than a half hour". :| I ignore the comment and hug him and tell him I'll see him again soon. :|

What the hell am I supposed to do? Stand there for an hour while he sits in silence? 2 hours? Maybe he forgets that I work all day and I also have a family to go home to? Maybe if he wanted me to visit longer he shouldn't go out of his way to be an ass and make it uncomfortable when I go to visit? I already feel guilty enough about him being in a home and not visiting more often, but when I do go an visit, especially when it's just me, he says things that make me feel like shit.

:suicide: :|

Goofy
03-03-2016, 12:40 PM
Not a lot you can do tbh, he sounds like a stubborn old bugger (just like my dad). If he doesnt realise by now that he needs to be in there then he never will :(

Goofy
03-03-2016, 12:41 PM
We're all off to the boss's mums funeral in a bit....... cant say im looking forward to it :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-03-2016, 12:48 PM
Not a lot you can do tbh, he sounds like a stubborn old bugger (just like my dad). If he doesnt realise by now that he needs to be in there then he never will :(

I know, but it's just depressing, and I already have enough stress going on in my life, I really don't need him to make me feel guiltier than I already do. :(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-03-2016, 12:49 PM
We're all off to the boss's mums funeral in a bit....... cant say im looking forward to it :|

Yeah, that sucks....later mate

fricnjay
03-03-2016, 02:15 PM
So is it out of the question to verbalize how you feel or will that just cause more problems?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-03-2016, 06:30 PM
If I say anything, it will just exacerbate the situation, and it's depressing/bad enough to deal with already :|

RBP
03-03-2016, 07:21 PM
That's hard, Lance. Sorry to hear it's been rough so far.

Goofy
03-03-2016, 08:06 PM
Thats me just home, went better than expected tbh........ the only time my boss cracked was when i shook his hand on the way out of the crematorium........ which makes me realise how important i am

Teh One Who Knocks
03-03-2016, 08:09 PM
Funerals are tough :|

fricnjay
03-03-2016, 08:31 PM
Boy you boys having a tough week. Sorry to hear it guys stay strong it seems tough now but Im sure you guys will come out better for it all in the end.

Goofy
03-04-2016, 08:35 AM
Bleh :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 11:24 AM
Bleh :|

:qft:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 11:44 AM
I have a slight hangover today......... think the boss is a lot worse though :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 11:45 AM
I bet he is...and completely understandable.

I woke up with a HORRIBLE headache this morning.

Goofy
03-04-2016, 11:47 AM
I think i ate something that disagreed with me......... 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 11:52 AM
:liar:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 11:55 AM
Well it couldnt have been the dozen pints of lager or the double whisky's so something else must be to blame :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 12:02 PM
:facepalm:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 12:10 PM
What? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 12:12 PM
What? :-s

You know :slap:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 12:44 PM
I know nothing [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 12:47 PM
I know nothing [-(

:qft:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 12:49 PM
:willie:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 12:53 PM
:banana:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 02:16 PM
Its Friday!!! :cheerlead:













8-[












https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0















:mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 02:19 PM
Nope, it's Thursday

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 02:29 PM
Nope, it's Thursday

Are you smoking "Super Crack"??? :huh:

That is the ONLY explanation for such a ridiculous statement. [-(

Goofy
03-04-2016, 02:43 PM
Actually, it is indeed thursday :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 02:45 PM
Actually, it is indeed thursday :sad2:

:agreed:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 02:59 PM
Today is Friday March 4th 2016!!! :hand:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 03:00 PM
Today is Friday March 4th 2016!!! :hand:

Thursday march 4th :slap: Tomorrow will be friday march 5th, the day after will be sunday march 6th :yup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 03:05 PM
Thursday march 4th :slap: Tomorrow will be friday march 5th, the day after will be sunday march 6th :yup:

Exactly :thumbsup:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 03:05 PM
Thursday march 4th :slap: Tomorrow will be friday march 5th, the day after will be sunday march 6th :yup:

:slap: According to todaysdate.com .org and .net its Friday March 4th! And according to the all powerful Google it is also Friday March 4th. And according to me you two are smoking SUPER CRACK!!!! [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 03:10 PM
Sounds like someone needs to learn how to read a calendar :nuts:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 03:12 PM
You 2 just need to stop living in the past. :tup:

Goofy
03-04-2016, 03:27 PM
Sounds like someone needs to learn how to read a calendar :nuts:

:hi5:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 03:45 PM
:shakehead: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Teh One Who Knocks
03-04-2016, 03:53 PM
:shakehead: I'm surrounded by my intellectual superiors...

:thumbsup:

fricnjay
03-04-2016, 03:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0VCXG5h.jpg

Pony
03-04-2016, 05:03 PM
Thursday march 4th :slap: Tomorrow will be friday march 5th, the day after will be sunday march 6th :yup:


Exactly :thumbsup:

[-(

It is currently Thursday march 3.75


At 4PM EST it will be Friday March 4th.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2016, 11:25 AM
:tumble:







:friday:

Goofy
03-05-2016, 11:33 AM
:freakout:

Left my phone at home this morning, its amazing how much you miss it when you dont have it! County darts today so i knocked off early :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2016, 11:38 AM
Early? :-s

Back to work :hand:

Goofy
03-05-2016, 11:47 AM
Ive done 12 hours OT this week :slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2016, 11:51 AM
12 hours? Is that all???????? :rofl:


Part time....I had that much OT before I even showed up for work today :hand:

Goofy
03-05-2016, 12:40 PM
I had a half day off for a funeral though :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2016, 12:42 PM
And? :-s

Goofy
03-05-2016, 01:26 PM
And i would have worked more OT [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2016, 01:36 PM
Uh huh, sure, keep telling yourself that :hand:


Damn part-timers [-(

Goofy
03-05-2016, 02:13 PM
Uh huh, sure, keep telling yourself that :hand:


Damn part-timers [-(

:slap:

Goofy
03-05-2016, 07:51 PM
I won 4-3 :woot: played fuckin pish though, shouldve won 4-0

Goofy
03-07-2016, 07:46 AM
:monday:

redred
03-07-2016, 08:18 AM
Meh, should be Monday but my daughter is off school ill so it's Sunday part 2 without the football and other fun stuff

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 11:27 AM
It's Monday! :cheers:

Goofy
03-07-2016, 11:47 AM
It's Monday! :cheers:

Hmmm :-k

















:beatdown:

Looks like being another bastard of a week :|

Countdown to Cheltenham has began though........ did i mention i'm off next week? 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 11:54 AM
Well at least there will be no complaining about work from you, that will be a welcome change :-k







:banana:

Goofy
03-07-2016, 12:25 PM
True :mrgreen: I think i may actually switch my phone off all next week :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 12:27 PM
:liar:

Goofy
03-07-2016, 12:32 PM
:liar:

I never lie :hand:

















:theyareontome:


Definitely silent mode though :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 12:36 PM
:suspect:

Goofy
03-07-2016, 12:45 PM
:suspect:

What? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 12:48 PM
You know :nono:

Goofy
03-07-2016, 01:05 PM
What do i know? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 01:06 PM
Stuff? :-s

Goofy
03-07-2016, 01:52 PM
I do know some stuff right enough :-k Things too, i know some of them as well :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 01:56 PM
So you know stuff and things? That's a start I suppose :-k

Goofy
03-07-2016, 02:01 PM
I also know how to stuff things :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 02:02 PM
Are you a taxidermist? :-s

fricnjay
03-07-2016, 02:33 PM
Anyone have any motivation I can borrow? :meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 02:35 PM
Anyone have any motivation I can borrow? :meh:

:snapout:

fricnjay
03-07-2016, 02:38 PM
That's not helpful. [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 02:39 PM
Are you sure? :-k


:snapout:

fricnjay
03-07-2016, 02:55 PM
Yes! I'm positive!

Goofy
03-07-2016, 02:56 PM
Are you a taxidermist? :-s

I could be [-(


Anyone have any motivation I can borrow? :meh:

Sorry, i lost mine years ago :(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 02:56 PM
Yes! I'm positive!

Hmmmm :-k








































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:snapout:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 02:56 PM
I could be [-(

Either you are or you aren't :nono:

fricnjay
03-07-2016, 03:03 PM
Why isn't a taxidermist a person who cleans up taxis? :-k

Goofy
03-07-2016, 04:54 PM
Either you are or you aren't :nono:

Well i am then :thumbsup:


Why isn't a taxidermist a person who cleans up taxis? :-k

Nah, its a person who stuffs the taxman :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2016, 05:24 PM
Numpty [-(

fricnjay
03-07-2016, 05:42 PM
Well i am then :thumbsup:



Nah, its a person who stuffs the taxman :tup:

Stuffs him with what? :-s

Goofy
03-07-2016, 06:04 PM
Numpty [-(

:slap:


Stuffs him with what? :-s

Stuffing obviously :shakehead:

Goofy
03-08-2016, 11:23 AM
Work is getting ridiculous now :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2016, 11:27 AM
I can already tell today is gonna be a shitty day :wha:

Goofy
03-08-2016, 12:07 PM
Welcome to my world........ wont you come on in :serenade:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2016, 12:12 PM
No :hand:

Goofy
03-08-2016, 12:40 PM
Come on in!!! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2016, 12:42 PM
You can't make me [-(

Goofy
03-08-2016, 01:15 PM
You can't make me [-(
:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2016, 01:22 PM
That's not gonna help [-(

Goofy
03-08-2016, 01:23 PM
It was worth a try :slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2016, 01:24 PM
:fail:

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 02:12 PM
Feeling a bit better today. Maybe ill actually get some work done.

Goofy
03-08-2016, 02:15 PM
:fail:

:beatdown:



Maybe ill actually get some work done.

On a darts exhibition poster? :-k

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 02:33 PM
:beatdown:




On a darts exhibition poster? :-k

Actually totally forgot about that, when is the event again?

Goofy
03-08-2016, 02:40 PM
:shakehead: May 28th

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 02:55 PM
:shakehead: May 28th

HEY! I will pee in your Cheerios!

Goofy
03-08-2016, 03:30 PM
I dont have any cheerios :hand: If you pee in my frosties i may be forced to kill you though :thumbsup:

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 03:47 PM
I dont have any cheerios :hand: If you pee in my frosties i may be forced to kill you though :thumbsup:

I dont pee in Frosties...[-(





































I Shit In Them :evil:

Goofy
03-08-2016, 04:03 PM
Adds to the flavour i suppose :-k

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 04:09 PM
Adds to the flavour i suppose :-k

Depends on what I ate. :dance:

Goofy
03-08-2016, 04:43 PM
Looks like chocolate :-k

fricnjay
03-08-2016, 04:46 PM
Maybe you should taste it.... :-k

Goofy
03-08-2016, 05:33 PM
I think ill pass :)

Goofy
03-09-2016, 08:10 AM
:yawn: Damn mondays :meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 11:25 AM
Did anyone see the fucker that swiped my motivation? :meh:

Pony
03-09-2016, 11:59 AM
:outtahere:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 12:01 PM
:x

Goofy
03-09-2016, 01:34 PM
I think that bastard Pony stole mine too :shakefist:

Gonna be a long week :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 01:37 PM
Yes it is :|

I have soooo much to do and I don't feel like doing any of it :suicide:

Goofy
03-09-2016, 01:48 PM
Yes it is :|

I have soooo much to do and I don't feel like doing any of it :suicide:

Same :| Worked 8am till 8pm yesterday without any real break, be the same again today and tomorrow by the looks of things :wha:

fricnjay
03-09-2016, 02:10 PM
I dont care how you "feel" about it JUST GET IT ALL DONE you two!!!!! :rant:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 02:11 PM
I dont care how you "feel" about it JUST GET IT ALL DONE you two!!!!! :rant:

:stfu:

Goofy
03-09-2016, 02:12 PM
I dont care how you "feel" about it JUST GET IT ALL DONE you two!!!!! :rant:

Sure, just as soon as you do that poster for me :tup:

fricnjay
03-09-2016, 03:01 PM
Thats it, Your Both FIRED!!! :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 03:06 PM
:lmao:

Goofy
03-09-2016, 04:44 PM
Thats it, Your Both FIRED!!! :hand:

I can go home then! :woohoo:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 04:52 PM
I can go home then! :woohoo:

:lol:

It's like an episode of the Simpsons, one of the earlier season I think. Home called in sick or something on a Friday morning and the phone rang and Marge answered it. When she hung up, she told Homer it was the plant calling, they said if you don't come in today don't bother coming in Monday. And Homer went Woohoo! 4 day weekend! :cheers:

:lol:

Goofy
03-09-2016, 07:19 PM
:lol:

It's like an episode of the Simpsons, one of the earlier season I think. Home called in sick or something on a Friday morning and the phone rang and Marge answered it. When she hung up, she told Homer it was the plant calling, they said if you don't come in today don't bother coming in Monday. And Homer went Woohoo! 4 day weekend! :cheers:

:lol:

:lol: i used to love the simpsons, homer's a great character!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2016, 07:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opk4x7jzRS4

Goofy
03-09-2016, 07:35 PM
:lol:

fricnjay
03-09-2016, 07:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DnFGAGk.jpg

Goofy
03-10-2016, 08:05 AM
:monday:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 11:45 AM
:suicide:

Goofy
03-10-2016, 01:06 PM
:suicide:

:yup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 01:15 PM
This week sure went to shit in a hurry :|

Goofy
03-10-2016, 01:32 PM
This week sure went to shit in a hurry :|

It was always destined to be shit....... just like the previous few weeks :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 01:33 PM
Time to win the lottery I guess.

Goofy
03-10-2016, 01:34 PM
Time to win the lottery I guess.

Just remember my share :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 01:36 PM
Share of what? :-s

Goofy
03-10-2016, 01:45 PM
So you're hiding your winnings from me already? :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 01:47 PM
So you're hiding your winnings from me already? :sad2:

:snapout:

fricnjay
03-10-2016, 03:06 PM
Had a cigar and a nice glass of Scotch last night, forgot the Scotch was closer to a Cask Strength, I'm a tad hungover. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 03:27 PM
Had a cigar and a nice glass of Scotch last night, forgot the Scotch was closer to a Cask Strength, I'm a tad hungover. :lol:

:snapout:

redred
03-10-2016, 03:27 PM
How big was the glass :lol:

fricnjay
03-10-2016, 03:38 PM
How big was the glass :lol:

I'd say a Solid 3 Fingers, but thats my typical glass (for 40% alcohol content). That extra alcohol percentage can really sneak up on you if your not aware. :lol:

redred
03-10-2016, 03:45 PM
I had some 60% vodka last year a few of those an evening slapped you about abit :lol:

Goofy
03-10-2016, 05:24 PM
Bleh :|

Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2016, 05:28 PM
This fucking day :x

Goofy
03-10-2016, 05:35 PM
This fucking day :x

:slap:

I just got a bit of welding splatter in my ear.......... nice sizzling flesh noise :tup:

Goofy
03-11-2016, 08:08 AM
:thursday:

redred
03-11-2016, 08:16 AM
:friday: and i got a great weekend ahead of me :woot: party tonight , rugby tomorrow recover sunday

Goofy
03-11-2016, 09:18 AM
Darts comp tonight, working tomorrow :|

Pony
03-11-2016, 09:22 AM
:slap:

I just got a bit of welding splatter in my ear.......... nice sizzling flesh noise :tup:

:lol: I never got the ear.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 11:58 AM
Thursday #2

Goofy
03-11-2016, 12:30 PM
Thursday #2

:agreed:



:(

Goofy
03-11-2016, 12:32 PM
:lol: I never got the ear.

I had one rolling down my back too :lol: Sectioning in a new sill on a vauxhall insignia........ fucking hate doing sills!

Goofy
03-11-2016, 12:33 PM
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160311/33bfdd3e387879d37743bf1b9ea7ea53.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 12:37 PM
I had one rolling down my back too :lol: Sectioning in a new sill on a vauxhall insignia........ fucking hate doing sills!

Have you tried welding using your hands instead of your ears? :-k

Goofy
03-11-2016, 12:38 PM
Have you tried welding using your hands instead of your ears? :-k
Redred tried that and look what happened to him [-( If you dont use them, you lose them :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 12:40 PM
Fair point :-k

Goofy
03-11-2016, 12:45 PM
Point to me! :cheers:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 12:51 PM
Half a point, anyone can make ear jokes about Red, it's like shooting fish in a barrel :nono:

Goofy
03-11-2016, 01:17 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 01:34 PM
Does anyone ever shoot fish in a barrel? :-k

Goofy
03-11-2016, 01:36 PM
I guess they must have done at some point or other :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 01:40 PM
Why didn't they just shoot them in the river or lake or wherever they got them from originally? :confused:

Goofy
03-11-2016, 01:47 PM
Do i look like a fishbarrelshooterologist? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 01:52 PM
Yes :-s

Goofy
03-11-2016, 01:52 PM
:doh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2016, 01:53 PM
:tapfoot:

fricnjay
03-11-2016, 02:06 PM
Does anyone ever shoot fish in a barrel? :-k


I guess they must have done at some point or other :-k

Mythbusters did it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs

redred
03-11-2016, 02:16 PM
Redred tried that and look what happened to him [-( If you dont use them, you lose them :nono:
:fu: keep me out of your bad welds :lol:

Goofy
03-11-2016, 02:18 PM
Mythbusters did it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs

Animal cruelty [-(


:fu: keep me out of your bad welds :lol:

:dance:

fricnjay
03-11-2016, 02:36 PM
Does anyone ever shoot fish in a barrel? :-k


Animal cruelty [-(:

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! :slap:





























































:razz::dance:

Goofy
03-12-2016, 11:19 AM
Soon be the weekend :woot:

redred
03-12-2016, 11:29 AM
Friday night done 5 o'clock finish this morning need to start getting ready for rugby

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 11:35 AM
:friday:

Goofy
03-12-2016, 12:08 PM
Another hour or so and im outta here! :cheers:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 12:12 PM
I've got somewhere around 3 hours, depending on how much I get done today

Goofy
03-12-2016, 12:15 PM
Ive just got a door and rear bumper to dismantle on a porsche targa and thatll be me done......... hopefully theres no rusty screws in the bumper :pray:

Pony
03-12-2016, 12:16 PM
I'm thinking about going to get breakfast.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 12:22 PM
Ive just got a door and rear bumper to dismantle on a porsche targa and thatll be me done......... hopefully theres no rusty screws in the bumper :pray:

Why do you wanna jinx yourself? :-s


I'm thinking about going to get breakfast.

Grab me some too :tup:

Goofy
03-12-2016, 12:37 PM
Bumper was a piece of cake, just the door to do now :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 12:38 PM
:-k

Goofy
03-12-2016, 01:48 PM
Door wasnt too bad either :D Popped up to the shop and bought some lorne sausage and rolls so thats lunch taken care of......... cant be arsed cooking yet though :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 01:49 PM
Lazy [-(

Goofy
03-12-2016, 03:16 PM
:burp:

Goofy
03-12-2016, 03:16 PM
Lazy [-(

:yup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2016, 03:16 PM
:burp:

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-14-2016, 10:44 AM
:tumble:

Pony
03-14-2016, 11:52 AM
:tumble:

Goof forgot to change his clock.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-14-2016, 11:58 AM
He's off this week...plus I think Europe doesn't change to DST until this coming weekend or maybe the one after that :-k