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[fricnjay]

Cant we all just get along? :dunno:



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cant we all just get along? :dunno:



:lol:

:beatdown: Get :beatdown: along :beatdown: with :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:


No

Awww:sad2:


Cant we all just get along? :dunno:



:lol:

No :slap:

[Goofy]

Still raining :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The sun's out and it's hot here :meh:

[Goofy]

The sun's out and it's hot here :meh:

I think i'm about ready for that weather swap now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You'd melt :P

[Goofy]

You'd melt :P

Then i could drink myself to keep cool :tup:

[fricnjay]

Then i could drink myself to keep cool :tup:

You know how that sounds right? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then i could drink myself to keep cool :tup:


You know how that sounds right? :lol:

:ghey:

[Goofy]

I'm surrounded by numpties as usual :shakehead:

[fricnjay]

:ghey:

Ding Ding Ding! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

[fricnjay]

I'm surrounded by numpties as usual :shakehead:

http://i.imgur.com/EywZ1fE.gif

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:suicide2:

[redred]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/CoolDool/moonwalk.gif thursday

[Goofy]

:stfu:

[Fodster]

:funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Yup, and i feel like crap :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, and i feel like crap :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I want to go back to bed :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want to go back to bed :(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[fricnjay]

Is it Friday yet. :meh:

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s

For fun :slap:


Is it Friday yet. :meh:

:rofl:

Itll never be friday :hand:

[fricnjay]

For fun :slap:



:rofl:

Itll never be friday :hand:

:banghead:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

I fell asleep after dinner last night and woke up at 1am....... that was some nap :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thursday :suicide:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/0YCu7f3.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/0YCu7f3.jpg

S.H.I.T.

[Goofy]

Thursday :suicide:

Yup :|


http://i.imgur.com/0YCu7f3.jpg

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/mDw8ad6.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/mDw8ad6.jpg

Classy this! :beatdown:

[fricnjay]

Classy this! :beatdown:

http://i.imgur.com/4ZhE0GJ.jpg

[Goofy]

Go fuck yourself San Diego :)

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/qmHXHup.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/qmHXHup.jpg

S.H.I.T.

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/gzGzq1T.jpg

:dance:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/PncqfLV.gif

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Fodster]

:funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

:gimme5:

[RBP]

I worked until 3a. I better go pass out. :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:gimme5:

*hands Lance 5........ things*


I worked until 3a. I better go pass out. :cheers:

3a......... someone steal your M's? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*hands Lance 5........ things*

:suspect:

[Goofy]

Fine, i'll keep them all to myself [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fine, i'll keep them all to myself [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

You had your chance :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You had your chance :hand:

:slap:

[Goofy]

It's the weekend now btw :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In about 2 hours or so it will be....give or take

[Goofy]

It's the weekend now!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's the weekend now!!!! :x

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:56 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:56 AM.

:clue:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:clue:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:31 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:31 AM.

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:42 AM.

[Goofy]

*tries to reboot Lance-bot*

:beatdown:


:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*tries to reboot Lance-bot*

:beatdown:


:-k

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:49 AM.

[Goofy]

*switches Lance-bot off then on again*

:-k

[Goofy]

Gotta pop into town, have a good weekend mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You too mate! :bye:

[Goofy]

:monday:


:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel like crap today :wha:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/aToNkAz.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/aToNkAz.jpg

:true:

[Goofy]

I want to go back to bed :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me too...I slept like shit last night :wha:

[Goofy]

I seem to feel like crap every monday these days :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Quit drinking on Sundays? :-s

[fricnjay]

Quit drinking on Sundays? :-s

:qft:

[Goofy]

Quit drinking on Sundays? :-s

Never touched a drink all weekend....... havent had a drink since last weekend tbh :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never touched a drink all weekend....... havent had a drink since last weekend tbh :-k

:serious:

[fricnjay]

:serious:

:agreed:

[Goofy]

:serious:


:agreed:

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[fricnjay]

So Goof you guys are on an elevated terrier alert?

[Goofy]

:dance:

:slap:


So Goof you guys are on an elevated terrier alert?

:-s West highland terrier alert?

[fricnjay]

:slap:



:-s West highland terrier alert?
http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?82543-More-Scottish-police-ordered-to-carry-guns-amid-terror-threat

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So Goof you guys are on an elevated terrier alert?


:-s West highland terrier alert?


http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?82543-More-Scottish-police-ordered-to-carry-guns-amid-terror-threat

:oyh:

[fricnjay]

:oyh:

Just noticed my spell check decided to have a bit of fun with me :oops:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

halB :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

halB :|

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Damn violent folk [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent folk [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

You need anger management [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need anger management [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it :hand:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/2uhl2WQ.jpg

:-k

[Goofy]

*re-programs Lance*


:-k

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/2uhl2WQ.jpg

:-k

:beatdown:










Wait.......... hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*re-programs Lance*


:-k

:shakehead:

[fricnjay]

:shakehead:

http://i.imgur.com/2EbVBLy.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:huh:

[Goofy]

:huh:

I think its Texan slang for a reacharound :-k

[fricnjay]

:huh:


I think its Texan slang for a reacharound :-k

lo·bot·o·my
ləˈbädəmē/
noun
noun: lobotomy; plural noun: lobotomies

a surgical operation involving incision into the prefrontal lobe of the brain, formerly used to treat mental illnes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So you're mentally ill and need a lobotomy? :-k Makes sense now :thumbsup:

[fricnjay]

So you're mentally ill and need a lobotomy? :-k Makes sense now :thumbsup:

:facepalm:

I was offering one to you jack ass. You know to help with your anger issues ;)

http://i.imgur.com/WfOad1V.jpg

:dance:

[deebakes]

off to DC for a few days for a meeting, catch you guys on the weekend probably :wavey:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Yup :suicide2:

[Goofy]

At least im not working sat this week, playing in an all-day drinking bowls competition :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure if I'm working this weekend or not....I probably will, that way I can take the following Saturday off and actually enjoy my full 3 day weekend.

[Goofy]

I need a holiday :(










8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof's work schedule:

Work 3 days, have 9 days off.....work 2 days, have 5 days off....work 6 days, have 17 days off.....repeat

[fricnjay]

At least im not working sat this week, playing in an all-day drinking bowls competition :tup:
I see what you did there. :watching:


I need a holiday :(








8-[
:empathy: oh wait I meant :slap:


Goof's work schedule:

Work 3 days, have 9 days off.....work 2 days, have 5 days off....work 6 days, have 17 days off.....repeat

:agreed:

[Goofy]

Goof's work schedule:

Work 3 days, have 9 days off.....work 2 days, have 5 days off....work 6 days, have 17 days off.....repeat

I wish :sad2:


I see what you did there. :watching:


:empathy: oh wait I meant :slap:



:agreed:

:slap:

[Goofy]

I had quite a few pints of guinness at the bowls last night.......... :fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:tubgirl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tubgirl:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart3:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

I had quite a few pints of guinness at the bowls last night.......... :fart2:


:puke:


:puke:


:tubgirl:


:fart3:

http://i.imgur.com/TOfOPb8.jpg

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Its too hot today and im still at work :suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its too hot today and im still at work :suicide2:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

Its too hot today and im still at work :suicide2:

How hot is it?

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:slap:


How hot is it?

Sweaty bollocks hot!

[fricnjay]

:slap:



Sweaty bollocks hot!

Its about 36°C here or 96°F

[Goofy]

Its about 36°C here or 96°F

I think its around 60°C here..... give or take :-k

[fricnjay]

I think its around 60°C here..... give or take :-k

:shock: Its the End global warning has finally come!!!

:hills:

[Goofy]

Fuck the EU! :dance:

[redred]

Sturgeon wants you back in :lol:

[Goofy]

She can go fuck herself :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Damn remain supporters [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn remain supporters [-(

Thanks for making all the global markets collapse :slap:

[Goofy]

:dance:

The Yen seems to be liking it........ think im gonna start studying Japanese just in case :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If the Pound keeps falling and my dollar becomes worth more, I think I'mma buy Scotland :-k

[Goofy]

Do it :tup: Buy Wales too :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't want Wales, I heard it smells :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lanceland (formerly known as Scotland) :-k

[Goofy]

I don't want Wales, I heard it smells :hand:

Yeah, it stinks! :thumbsdown:


Lanceland (formerly known as Scotland) :-k

Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

King Lance the I of Lanceland....has a nice ring to it :-k

[fricnjay]

Does that mean I will be drink Lance and not Scotch now? :-s

[fricnjay]

Does that mean I will be drink Lance and not Scotch now? :-s

I dont like the way that sounds.....[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:naughty:

[fricnjay]

I do not want a nice dram of Lance. :puke:

[Goofy]

King Lance the I of Lanceland....has a nice ring to it :-k

:shakehead:


I do not want a nice dram of Lance. :puke:

Lance on ice? :-k

[fricnjay]

:shakehead:



Lance on ice? :-k


Lance on the rocks...:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

Kneel before your new King :x

[Goofy]

Lance on the rocks...:-k

Yeah, kill him with rocks then put him on ice :tup:


Kneel before your new King :x

Im already on my knees :hand: (doing a sill repair).

[fricnjay]

Kneel before your new King :x

http://i.imgur.com/G1CdSck.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/G1CdSck.jpg

I don't care about you, you don't live in Lanceland :hand:

[fricnjay]

I don't care about you, you don't live in Lanceland :hand:

Maybe I want to move? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe I want to move? :-s

We have very strict immigration laws :hand:

[fricnjay]

We have very strict immigration laws :hand:

But I have a lot to offer, any country would be lucky to have me :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But I have a lot to offer, any country would be lucky to have me :tup:

Such as? :-s

[fricnjay]

Such as? :-s

Well #1 I'm a White Male!!!

:privilege:


:dance:

[Goofy]

We have very strict immigration laws :hand:

Damn straight, us non-EU countries wont just let anyone in......... especially those damn Texans :hand:

[fricnjay]

Damn straight, us non-EU countries wont just let anyone in......... especially those damn Texans :hand:

:racist:

[Goofy]

:yup:

[fricnjay]

:yup:

But we just sit around and drink Whiskey and smoke cigars. :beerchug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn straight, us non-EU countries wont just let anyone in......... especially those damn Texans :hand:

I like the way you think, I will name you as my trusted advisor :tup:

[Goofy]

:woot:

[fricnjay]

I like the way you think, I will name you as my drunken advisor :tup:

:ftfy:

[Goofy]

No drink tonight, im driving to a bowls match :(

:sadwavey:

[fricnjay]

No drink tonight, im driving to a bowls match :(

:sadwavey:

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
Its been the weekend for ages, im half drunk as it is :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I'm just about outta here to start my weekend mate, so have a good one! :bye:

[Goofy]

Well, I'm just about outta here to start my weekend mate, so have a good one! :bye:

Im blootered :lol:


Its been the weekend for ages, im half drunk as it is :hand:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I slept like crap last night :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I didn't sleep well most of the weekend...and now it's Monday already :|

[Goofy]

Yesterday flew by, i blinked once and missed it :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

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:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/ZGR7xU6.png

[Goofy]

:-k



























































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:beatdown:

:slap:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/ZGR7xU6.png

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Pony]

Save a round for me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I should have just stayed home today :|

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup :|

[Goofy]

:waves:












:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Just read about your dad, im so sorry mate :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thanks mate, it wasn't unexpected, but it doesn't make it any easier.

[Goofy]

Why does the whole of Scotland need their cars repaired today? :x

[fricnjay]

Why does the whole of Scotland need their cars repaired today? :x

Because you all drive drunk? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because you all drive drunk? :-s

Sounds reasonable :-k

[Goofy]

Because you all drive drunk? :-s

That doesnt mean their cars all have to be repaired on the same day :slap:


Sounds reasonable :-k

:slap:

[fricnjay]

That doesnt mean their cars all have to be repaired on the same day :slap:



:slap:


Hey I cant help it if your water has been replaced with Scotch.....Actually sounds pretty amazing. :homer:

[Goofy]

Hey I cant help it if your water has been replaced with Scotch.....Actually sounds pretty amazing. :homer:

I wish :sad2: If that were the case id bottle it and sell it to gullible Americans.........














8-[

[fricnjay]

I wish :sad2: If that were the case id bottle it and sell it to gullible Americans.........














8-[

:lol:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Forgot my phone this morning :doh:

[Pony]

Having a panic attack yet?

[Fodster]

Decided today I was going to give up beer

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Having a panic attack yet?

I did....... but i popped home for it :lol:



Decided today I was going to give up beer

:faint:


:suicide:

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:meatspin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:uwank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[redred]

Decided today I was going to give up beer

:slap: why :lol:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| halB

[fricnjay]

Blah :|

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Comin' out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me in the back with a jack and the jukebox
Don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Boy, gonna be a rockstar
Come put a little love in my glovebox
Gonna dance with no pants on (holla)
Meet me in the back with a jack and the jukebox
Just cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked but you're wasted

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin that
Blah blah blah blah blah

You be delayin' you always sayin' some shit
You say I'm playin' I'm never layin' that bitch
Sayin' blah blah blah, cause I don't care who you are
In this bar it only matters who I is
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin' that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin' that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Stop talkin'
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

[Goofy]

:| halB

:slap:


Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Comin' out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me in the back with a jack and the jukebox
Don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Boy, gonna be a rockstar
Come put a little love in my glovebox
Gonna dance with no pants on (holla)
Meet me in the back with a jack and the jukebox
Just cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked but you're wasted

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin that
Blah blah blah blah blah

You be delayin' you always sayin' some shit
You say I'm playin' I'm never layin' that bitch
Sayin' blah blah blah, cause I don't care who you are
In this bar it only matters who I is
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin' that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car car car
If you keep talkin' that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Stop talkin'
Stop ta-ta-talkin' that

:tldr:

[fricnjay]

:slap:



:tldr:

Lazy Bum :hand:

[Goofy]

Lazy Bum :hand:

Too busy working :slap:

[fricnjay]

Too busy working :slap:

Part Time :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Part Time :hand:

Says the 9 to 5 guy :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Part Time :hand:

:slap:


Says the 9 to 5 guy :rolleyes:

:yup:

[fricnjay]

Says the 9 to 5 guy :rolleyes:

8 to 5 ish :slap:


:lol:

[Goofy]

8 to 5 ish :slap:


:lol:

:shakehead:

[fricnjay]

:shakehead:

Jealous Much? :dance:

[redred]

Nope :dance:

[fricnjay]

Nope :dance:

:slap: :lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:



:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:bleh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:helb:

[Goofy]

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