Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Hal-9000]

We haven't had bagged milk since I was a kid. Another Canadian fallacy.

Besides, the corners of the bags really hurt the cows coming out :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Everyone knows Canadian milk comes in bags, stop with your obfuscation :hand:

[Hal-9000]

You saw me obfuscating?


oh wow :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/vvVzXK4.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:hand: Not in our stores, and not for years.


Besides, bagged milk was fun. You could tape it to a fat girl's stomach, cut a corner and pretend you are milking her :face:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
Typical violent response in the face of helpfulness [-(

If I was there, it could be delivered [-(
You want to be a milkman? :-k "They called him Ernie...... and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did Ernie put his milk in bags? :-s

[Hal-9000]

I like suckling milk straight from the teat.

mmmmmm warm milk is udderly delicious :yumyum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:


Today, it’s estimated that 75 to 80 percent of the milk sold in Ontario is bagged, and across Canada, about 50 percent of milk drinkers buy the bagged variety. Nonetheless, our American neighbours find this practice a tad strange, and south of the border, most buy milk packaged in jugs and cartons.

[Hal-9000]

Find any article from the last 20 years that speaks about bagged milk in Alberta.

I've been shopping here for a long, long time :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That came from an article from February of this year :nono:

[Hal-9000]

and mentions ONTARIO


I am in Alberta, we're a few provinces to the left of that shitshow the article came from. Bagged milk is an icon from the distant past, author is smoking some funny stuff. Perhaps Devil's Anus.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't hate on Ontario :nono:

[Hal-9000]

*deletes new thread idea*


awwww

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ontario > Alberta

[Hal-9000]

You know I have nothing but spare time and a GPS course down to Colorado. I could be there in 16 hours and 13 minutes give or take.

And we could discuss that comment in person because I know what you look like! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Settle down there hayseed :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I would pay money to see the look on your face when the receptionist at work says - Lance, there's some guy named hal here to see you.


:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

I'm at the border and some numpty is nattering on about a 'passport'.

He made me stub out my joint and now he's making me bend over......HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE PAL, THAT'S NOT A SOCK PUPPET YOU'RE PLAYING WITH :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:usa:

[Hal-9000]

Sure, laugh it up. You're not the one with sudden urge to wear lilac perfume and watch Party of Five


:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpv8prvZufk

[Hal-9000]

that sounds like It's the End of the World by REM :lol: :lol:


there's 142 episodes of that POS...never in a million years

[Goofy]

Did Ernie put his milk in bags? :-s
Ernie's no heathen :hand:

[golfer]

Good Evening all

[Goofy]

Good Evening all
:faint:

[Goofy]

How the fuck is it only thursday? :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's going to be a long day :|

[Goofy]

It's going to be a long day :|
24 hours im guessing :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

24 hours im guessing :-k

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Damn violent people [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent people [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:beatdown:

[redred]

saturday part 1 of a crazy weekend full of music and partying

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Hey! :x


saturday part 1 of a crazy weekend full of music and partying

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

saturday part 1 of a crazy weekend full of music and partying

:slap:



Hey! :x


:dance:

I think this might be friday....... really cant be arsed working tomorrow :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think this might be friday....... really cant be arsed working tomorrow :wha:

Too bad, you're working tomorrow :hand:

[Goofy]

Too bad, you're working tomorrow :hand:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

You asked for that :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You asked for that :nono:

Wrong :slap:

[Goofy]

Wrong :slap:
Right! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, you have to work tomorrow :hand:

[Goofy]

Nope, you have to work tomorrow :hand:
:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Guess who's not working tomorrow? :D

<----------- clue

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmmm....can't be you, since you are definitely working tomorrow :-k

Is it Red?

[Goofy]

Hmmmmm....can't be you, since you are definitely working tomorrow :-k

Is it Red?
I cant decide which part of that is funnier, you thinking that im working tomorrow or you thinking that redred might be working tomorrow :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I cant decide which part of that is funnier, you thinking that im working tomorrow or you thinking that redred might be working tomorrow :rofl:

The part about you working tomorrow isn't funny because it's true :nono:

The part about Red was meant to be funny because we both know that a long work week for Red is about 2 hours :lmao:

[Goofy]

First part - :shakehead: :dunce:

Second part - :agreed:

[Goofy]

Suicide mondays :| :suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday!

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday!
:beatdown: woot :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Sofaking tired

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
No :slap:









:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No :slap:









:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Tom Petty's dead, im in mourning :hand:














Mourning's the same as yawning right? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tom Petty's dead, im in mourning :hand:














Mourning's the same as yawning right? :-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:empathy:







:snapout:

[Goofy]

:empathy:







:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There it is, the usual violence from you [-(

[Goofy]

There it is, the usual violence from you [-(
Nuh-uh :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:punish:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:punish:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:maniac:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[Goofy]

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
:-s














:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

[Goofy]

That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
:-k










:nuts:













:slap:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:



Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

Monty Python, cant believe i never got the reference :doh: :dunce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Quit repressing me [-(

[Goofy]

Bloody peasant :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn poofters [-(

[Goofy]

:lol:

Rule number one, no poofters!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tup: :lol:

[Goofy]

I'm suspicious of people who dont like Monty Python :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Those people are the ones that always say "I don't get it"

[Goofy]

Yep, bunch of weirdos :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monty Python will never go out of style or become old.

[Goofy]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries :agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bring out your dead!

[Goofy]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, beans and spam!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I want some spam now :sad2:

[Goofy]

Spam fritters :homer:

[Hal-9000]

Spam fritters :homer:

I like collecting the spam jelly from five cans, heating it up in a frypan with seasoning salt and butter, then cooling in a large bowl in the fridge. Meat flavored jello :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like collecting the spam jelly from five cans, heating it up in a frypan with seasoning salt and butter, then cooling in a large bowl in the fridge. Meat flavored jello :dance:

:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

Or, you can cut the spam into circles, poke in some chocolate chips, and microwave for 30 seconds.

Spamhouse cookies! :yumyum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or, you can cut the spam into circles, poke in some chocolate chips, and microwave for 30 seconds.

Spamhouse cookies! :yumyum:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

I like collecting the spam jelly from five cans, heating it up in a frypan with seasoning salt and butter, then cooling in a large bowl in the fridge. Meat flavored jello :dance:
:puke:

Or, you can cut the spam into circles, poke in some chocolate chips, and microwave for 30 seconds.

Spamhouse cookies! :yumyum:
:puke:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Pre-emptive :slap: for Lance

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
No :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakefist:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe it's Friday, my boss left for Europe for 2 weeks yesterday, so I might come in tomorrow and get some stuff done, have to see how it goes today. :-k

[Goofy]

I dunno........ i really should be in tomorrow but i have the bowls presentation tonight :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Believe me, I don't feel like coming in tomorrow, but my boss dumped a bunch of bullshit on the shop before he left :|

[Goofy]

Well this day got very busy and very shitty very quickly :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Isn't that how it usually works? :-k

[Goofy]

Yeah, pretty much :suicide2:

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:


:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Just had a cheeseburger with onions, it was awesome! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just had a cheeseburger with onions, it was awesome! :tup:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Finally home........ that felt like a long day :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:24 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:24 AM.
My slap is GMT :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

That was uncalled for [-(
Call this! :overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Goofy]

Wifi at the darts tonight :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB
:beatdown:


My boss is forcing me into having next week off, he reckons ive been working too hard recently :sad2:
















:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Working too hard :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl:

[Goofy]

You know its true [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So, your job is complaining then? Cuz you do a good job of that :-k







:nana:

:outtahere:

[Goofy]

Thats pretty accurate actually, im a moaning bastard at work :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:winner:

[Goofy]

:winner:Win this! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Im tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im tired :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:


















:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:


















:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

This week is dragging like hell :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No kidding, plus my boss is being a dick from 8000 miles away :|

[Pony]

Good day to play hooky.

[Goofy]

No kidding, plus my boss is being a dick from 8000 miles away :|
:haha:

Good day to play hooky.
Any day that ends with a "y" is good for that :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Pony]

Well, I guess I should get on the boat and go to work today.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Well, I guess I should get on the boat and go to work today.
You got a new job as a fisherman? :-k

:suicide:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:shock:






























:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:






























:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:eep:

[Goofy]

:eep:
I dont know what that smiley is :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dont know what that smiley is :(

https://i.imgur.com/5yf0H5e.png

That's my biggest issue with Tapatalk is that it can't/won't show the forum's smileys.

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/5yf0H5e.png

That's my biggest issue with Tapatalk is that it can't/won't show the forum's smileys.
Yeah, it is a bit annoying :wha: Ive learned how to type my most used ones over the years thankfully........ :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How hard can it be for them to fix that? It has to pull everything else from the forum's database, why can't it pull the smileys?

[Goofy]

Im guessing that when tapatalk scans the posts it wont even recognise that the smileys are images at all, itll only see it as text. When you or i type in a smiley it pulls the image from our database, i dont think it would be possible tbh :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

[Goofy]

:sad2:
:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:empathy:

https://i.imgur.com/bOtNzyI.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/bOtNzyI.jpg
Im sorry Captain, the dilithium crystals are fucked :(






In other news.......... its friday!!!!!! :cheerlead: :woot: :woohoo:

Did i mention im off for a week? :-k










:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
Turn that frown upside down mister, its friday!!!!! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Turn that frown upside down mister, its friday!!!!! :cheers:

:meh:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I fell asleep after work :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

It doesnt matter, not like i have work to get up for any time soon :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will be all over before you know it :dance2:

[Goofy]

I know........ but it still beats working next week :lol:

[Goofy]

Monday! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thankfully. I need something to take my mind off things.

[Goofy]

Everything ok mate? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Everything ok mate? :)

It's in the What are you Thinking thread

[Goofy]

Yeah, just saw it mate, really really sorry, what a shame for you all including Bullet :( Sadly some people out there are cunts who should never be allowed to own a pet, that's how dogs get a bad name. RIP Bullet and hope the wife's arm is ok mate.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it sucks. And it hasn't been any easier today. And you're right, some people definitely are cunts and shouldn't have pets at all. I wish you could screen out people like that. Bullet didn't deserve what happened. And yeah, the wife should be fine as long as it doesn't get infected. It's ugly, but it should heal up pretty well.

[Muddy]

Hey Lance, I want to post a pic of Luke in his thread. I just want to share the pic, I'm not trying to do anything funny..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's fine, I wouldn't think you were up to anything funny.

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Im going back to sleep........

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yesterday at home was really tough :|