Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here' let me help you. Going from left to right, the days on the calendar are: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and that never changes :tup:

[Goofy]

Here' let me help you. Going from left to right, the days on the calendar are: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and that never changes :tup:
My boss can make it change :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss can make it change :nono:

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
Youve never met him :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Youve never met him :hand:

Does he have god-like powers? :-s

[Goofy]

Does he have god-like powers? :-s
.......... he thinks he does :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thinking and having aren't the same thing :hand:

[Goofy]

Thinking and having aren't the same thing :hand:
Maybe they are :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe they are :-k

:wrong:

[fricnjay]

Huh must be Saturday because I'm at home today. :-k :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

:wrong:
You dont know that [-(

Huh must be Saturday because I'm at home today. :-k :cheerlead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you would think that they must sell defective calendars in Texas as well, but the reality there is, Texans are just really slow :dunce: :shhh:

[fricnjay]

And you would think that they must sell defective calendars in Texas as well, but the reality there is, Texans are just really slow :dunce: :shhh:

No, everything is just bigger in Texas so our Saturday takes up 48 hours instead of 23. :yup:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A fresh and shiny new Monday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

A fresh and shiny new Monday! :cheers:
A fresh and shiny new :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:x

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired today :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking tired today :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, ikf you try this thing called 'sleeping' at night, it would fix that :-k

[Goofy]

You know, ikf you try this thing called 'sleeping' at night, it would fix that :-k

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
You know what :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, I don't [-(

[fricnjay]

:morning:

[Goofy]

No, I don't [-(

So....... you know nothing then? :-k


:morning:

:slap:



:oops: Sorry, i meant :beatdown:













8-[

[fricnjay]

:slap:



:oops: Sorry, i meant :beatdown:













8-[

Totally uncalled for! [-(

[Goofy]

Totally uncalled for! [-(
It was an accident :slap:

[fricnjay]

It was an accident :slap:

That didnt look like no accident...:suspect:

[Goofy]

That didnt look like no accident...:suspect:

You just have to believe :nono: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I slipped [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I slipped [-(

Slip this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You started it, like usual :hand:

[Goofy]

I started nothing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes you did :x

[Goofy]

Yes you did :x
Nuh-uh :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh :snapout:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it :hand:

[Goofy]

You made me do it :hand:
Nuh-uh :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh :slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

Yes you are, but it's okay :empathy:

[fricnjay]

You just have to believe :nono: :slap:

Why? :-s
What reason have you given me? [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because he said so? :dunno:

[fricnjay]

Because he said so? :dunno:

If Goof asked you to "just trust him" would you? :-s

I mean his name is Goofy after all. :shrug:

:razz:

[Goofy]

Yes you are, but it's okay :empathy:
:slap:

Why? :-s
What reason have you given me? [-(
See below

Because he said so? :dunno:
Precisely :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You asked for it :nono:

[fricnjay]

Precisely :)

You play with bowls, why should I believe you? :-s

[fricnjay]

GOOF! :shock:

https://i.imgur.com/qSAxBY8.mp4

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always the same :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Always the same :facepalm:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You get more mental every day :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You get more mental every day :shakehead:
Ill more mental you!!!! :maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill more mental you!!!! :maniac:

Of course you will :empathy:

[Goofy]

Of course you will :empathy:
:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

I believe in you buddy, you can do it :tup:

[Goofy]

I don't remember us ever being this busy at work - just counted through the jobcards and there's 22 jobs to be finished by the weekend :|

[Goofy]

I believe in you buddy, you can do it :tup:
I can do this!!!! :machinegun:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't remember us ever being this busy at work - just counted through the jobcards and there's 22 jobs to be finished by the weekend :|

Better get on it then :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can do this!!!! :machinegun:

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Better get on it then :tapfoot:
Ill get on this!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

Goof has finally lost it... :nuts:

[Goofy]

Goof has finally lost it... :nuts:
I never found it in the first place :hand:

[fricnjay]

I never found it in the first place :hand:

Now that I believe. :tup:

[Goofy]

How the fuck is it only thursday? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Thursday already? :shock:

[Goofy]

It's Thursday already? :shock:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:


At least that means there's less than 4 days until Monday! :cheers:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:


At least that means there's less than 4 days until Monday! :cheers:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just can't figure out which it is, are you more of a numpty or more mental? :-k

[RBP]

I just can't figure out which it is, are you more of a numpty or more mental? :-k

http://i68.tinypic.com/msek5v.png

[fricnjay]

:morning:

[Goofy]

I just can't figure out which it is, are you more of a numpty or more mental? :-k
I have quite a high IQ so i'm likely just mental :)

:morning:
:slap:

[Goofy]

:thursday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:thursday:

Bleh :|

:wrong:

[Goofy]

:wrong:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

Sofaking busy :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work faster, duh :roll:

[Goofy]

Work faster, duh :roll:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

At least we're less than 3 days away from Monday :tup:

[Goofy]

At least we're less than 3 days away from Monday :tup:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not feeling it today :|

[Goofy]

Not feeling it today :|
Me neither, feeling pretty shitty tbh :wha: Also, my boss was taken to hospital by ambulance this morning with internal bleeding :wha: He was due to be travelling to London today and having an operation tomorrow (diagnosed with pulmunary hypertension a few months back, specialist surgeon is down there). Only info we have so far is it may be a burst ulcer.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, I hope he'll be okay, that really sucks :( How old is he?

[Goofy]

57 i think

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well hopefully you'll hear something soon.

[Goofy]

Thank fuck that day's over :|

Boss is getting kept in hospital tonight and getting an endoscopy in the morning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not over yet, it's not even lunch time :(

[Goofy]

It's not over yet, it's not even lunch time :(

:giggle:


Right, i'm gonna go update tapatalk........ i "think" i've edited the config file correctly so that the retarded tapatalk smileys dont show........ wish me luck :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:


Right, i'm gonna go update tapatalk........ i "think" i've edited the config file correctly so that the retarded tapatalk smileys dont show........ wish me luck :lol:

Speaking of Tapatalk, have you had any issues with the Thanks button? It hasn't been working for me lately.

[Goofy]

Speaking of Tapatalk, have you had any issues with the Thanks button? It hasn't been working for me lately.

Yup, that's the exact reason i was doing the update............. but.......... Houston, we have a problem :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Thankfully i'm sensible enough that i didnt delete the old folder so at least i can revert it back if i can't figure out how to fix that error text at the top of the page :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, you broke it :lol:

[Goofy]

Yeah, you broke it :lol:

I think i've un-broke it now :lol: Stupid........ things :lol:

[Goofy]

Test

:D :shock: :freakout:

[Goofy]

Smileys work....... thanks button still doesn't though :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[Goofy]

:-k

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :facepalm:

[fricnjay]

Lance you let a drunken Scotsman work on forum code? :shock:

We're Doomed! :freakout:

[Goofy]

What was that for? :facepalm:
For reasons :slap:

Lance you let a drunken Scotsman work on forum code? :shock:

We're Doomed! :freakout:
:slap:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, still not feeling it today either. This is already turning into a long week. :|

[Goofy]

My boss got out! Had the endoscopy first thing this morning and they reckon its been an infection and inflamation of the stomach lining. He's off to the airport now to head down to London :)

Although i sometimes wish he was dead im glad hes ok :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: I know how you feel

And that's good news :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Yep, so fingers crossed part 2 goes according to plan :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[fricnjay]

:morning:

[Goofy]

Ive earned 100 kin from tapatalk team! :woot:

[fricnjay]

Ive earned 100 kin from tapatalk team! :woot:

100 kin? Is that like you have 100 new family members now? :-s

[Goofy]

:shrug: Its some currency bollocks that tapatalk have implemented

[fricnjay]

:shrug: Its some currency bollocks that tapatalk have implemented

So what can you buy with said currency? :-k

[Goofy]

So what can you buy with said currency? :-k
Fucked if i know or care :lol: Go look it up, you can be our informant :tup:

[fricnjay]

Fucked if i know or care :lol: Go look it up, you can be our informant :tup:

https://www.ccn.com/mobile-forum-giant-tapatalk-will-reward-its-300-million-users-with-kin-cryptocurrency

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was a long day :|

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

12 hour day yesterday and today's not looking a whole lot better. Except the city is under a blizzard warning for this afternoon and tonight. :|

It was 80° (27C) yesterday FFS

[Goofy]

12 hour day yesterday and today's not looking a whole lot better. Except the city is under a blizzard warning for this afternoon and tonight. :|

It was 80° (27C) yesterday FFS
:giggle:


















:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish I worked part time like you :sad2:

[Goofy]

I wish I worked part time like you :sad2:
I didn't get home until after 8pm last night :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

[Goofy]

And? :-s
My shift was longer than yours given i was at work just after 7am :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My shift was longer than yours given i was at work just after 7am :slap:

:uhhuh:

[Goofy]

:uhhuh:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

And the mental numpty strikes again :shakehead:

[Goofy]

And the mental numpty strikes again :shakehead:
:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

I wish I worked part time like you :sad2:

I work part time! :dance: :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:ffs:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I work part time! :dance: :nana:

Yeah, but that's because the laws say that the mentally challenged can't work real full time jobs :empathy:

[fricnjay]

Yeah, but that's because the laws say that the mentally challenged can't work real full time jobs :empathy:

Nope! [-(





















Its because I have a sugar momma. :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope! [-(





















Its because I have a sugar momma. :dance:

Whatever you have to tell yourself, we don't judge :empathy:

[Goofy]

Whatever you have to tell yourself, we don't judge :empathy:
I always judge :hand:

Pair of numpties :roll:

[fricnjay]

Whatever you have to tell yourself, we don't judge :empathy:


I always judge :hand:

Pair of numpties :roll:

Yall are just jealous! :hand:



:hater:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How on earth can this only be Thursday? :|

[Goofy]

How on earth can this only be Thursday? :|
Not.a.fucking.clue.com :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been busy all week, the days are actually going by kinda fast, but the week is dragging. It doesn't make sense. :|

[Goofy]

I know what you mean - we're as busy as i can ever remember, not enough hours in the day to get everything done....... yet it feels like ive been working for 100 days straight :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Exactly. Usually the week only drags when it's super slow and there's nothing to do.

[Goofy]

Tried to thank your post there...... dammit :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tried to thank your post there...... dammit :x

:giggle:

[Goofy]

:giggle:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:| helB

[Hal-9000]

How on earth can this only be Thursday? :|

Have you ever thought it may be Sunday? The guys who make the calendars screw up by a few minutes each day and every year the days get farther from the truth! :x


:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you ever thought it may be Sunday? The guys who make the calendars screw up by a few minutes each day and every year the days get farther from the truth! :x


:-k

https://i.imgur.com/a5RHuUR.gif

[Hal-9000]

It's actually only 2011! :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's actually only 2011! :shock:

What if they made a mistake the other way and it's really 2145? :-k

[Hal-9000]

damn I have to go out...three places.


see you within an hour (or a year?) :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

What if they made a mistake the other way and it's really 2145? :-k

Yeah there's really only 322 days per year and we're approaching a third millennium :lol:

[fricnjay]

:friday:

[Goofy]

Friday....... thank fuck :|

[Goofy]

Tapatalk update this morning - Thanks is working now :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

I thanked your yawn :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

Actually surprised that they fixed it that quick.

[Goofy]

Yeah, same :lol:

I'm not working tomorrow!!!!!!! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you sure? I think you are. :-k

[Goofy]

Are you sure? I think you are. :-k
Hmmmmm :-k















No :beatdown: i'm :beatdown: not :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
No u

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No u

u oN

[Goofy]

u oN
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

5pm cant come quick enough....... :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

5pm cant come quick enough....... :|

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:26 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:26 AM.
Sucks to be you then :haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sucks to be you then :haha:

You too, 5 PM is a loooooooong ways away from 7:26 AM :-k

[Goofy]

You too, 5 PM is a loooooooong ways away from 7:26 AM :-k
4.36pm here and ive just hit the wall....... sitting on my arse doing fuck all now :lol: Youd never guess my gaffer's in London!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could easily lay down on the hard and dirty floor and fall asleep right now.

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I could easily lay down on the hard and dirty floor and fall asleep right now.

I used to fall asleep sitting up at my desk around 4pm, in a busy warehouse with forklifts running around, both big bay doors opening and closing and huge dock plates being deployed into trucks and then back down again.

My shipper buddy used to stand next to me until I woke up and then say - You are fucking amazing man :lol:

Hang in there Lance.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

This day is dragging like hell :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This day is dragging like hell :|

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:44 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:44 AM.
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[fricnjay]

Fuck me that was a busy ass weekend. :morning:

[Goofy]

:x
:slap:

Fuck me that was a busy ass weekend. :morning:
:hola:
























:slap:

[fricnjay]

:slap:

Don't slap me I'm sore. :zombie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't slap me I'm sore. :zombie:

:violin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Nearly hometime thank fuck :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nearly hometime thank fuck :yawn:

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:58 AM.

[fricnjay]

:violin:

Seriously though Friday, I put a new carburetor on my Echo trimmer and rebuilt the carburetor on my Toro mower. Then went to the DMV to renew my drivers license and then came back home and trimmed and cut my lawn. Saturday it rained so I pretty much did nothing but yesterday I picked up the house got laundry going then raked the leaves after the storm, which was a bitch of a job. 3 big yard bags of leaves!. The I went and bought an edger because its to much edging to use a trimmer for the future. After all that I went grocery shopping and then cooked dinner. FYI my wife was at a board meeting all week. I need a damn weekend from my weekend. :lol:

[fricnjay]

Nearly hometime thank fuck :yawn:

I wish I was still home in bed :sad:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:


Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The mental is strong in this one :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

The mental is strong in this one :rolleyes:
:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you are just proving my point :shakehead:

[Goofy]

And you are just proving my point :shakehead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Numpty :rolleyes:
You sure are :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You sure are :empathy:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Snap out of what? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Snap out of what? :-k

You know :nono:

[Goofy]

:shrug:

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shrug:

:nuts:

Yes, yes you are :empathy:

[fricnjay]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Yes, yes you are :empathy:
:beatdown:

:yawn:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always with the violence :|

[fricnjay]

Always with the violence :|

I'm telling ya, maybe we should send Goof to anger management counseling. :-k

[Goofy]

Always with the violence :|
:snapout:

I'm telling ya, maybe we should send Goof to anger management counseling. :-k
Manage this! :beatdown: