Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:| helB

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/VDHrYne.png

[Pony]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

:slap:
Hit him again!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence is never the answer [-(

[Goofy]

Violence is never the answer [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Troglodytes :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Pony]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

https://i.imgur.com/ONYhwpX.png

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you guys buy defective Chinese calendars again or something? :-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR8YUj3C9lI

[Pony]

Sat #1

[Goofy]

Sat #1
You're even worse :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're even worse :shakehead:

Than you? :-k


:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love the smell of Monday in the morning! :woohoo:

[Goofy]

I love the smell of Monday in the morning! :woohoo:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

It's a fresh new week, a brand new start :tup:

[Pony]

I love the smell of Monday in the morning! :woohoo:

Tomorrows Monday is going to be much worse than todays.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tomorrows Monday is going to be much worse than todays.

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

:snapout:

[Pony]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakefist:

:willie:

[Pony]

:willie:

:rant:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide2:

Cheer up, it's all downhill to next Monday :tup:

[Pony]

Cheer up, it's all downhill to next Monday :tup:

Lies. It's all uphill, in the wind and snow with zombies popping up out of every shadow.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sleeping on the Interstate, oh-oh-oh
Getting wild, wild life
Checking in and checking out, oh-oh-oh
I got 'em, wild, wild life

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

https://i.imgur.com/3In1voY.jpg

[Goofy]

Doubtful :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doubtful :|

:facepalm:

You are mad when it's Monday, you aren't happy when it's almost Friday. :shakehead:

When are you happy? :-k

[Goofy]

When are you happy? :-k

When i'm not at work :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When i'm not at work :)

:snapout:

[Pony]

When i'm not at work :)

So.... most of the time?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So.... most of the time?:burn2:

[Goofy]

So.... most of the time?
Pot, kettle :slap:


Got my first vaccine shot yesterday...... guess Bill Gates knows i'm going for a shite now :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pot, kettle :slap:


Got my first vaccine shot yesterday...... guess Bill Gates knows i'm going for a shite now :)

Which one? I'm team Pfizer. Still waiting for the 5G to kick in, but it hasn't yet :sad2:

[Goofy]

Which one? I'm team Pfizer. Still waiting for the 5G to kick in, but it hasn't yet :sad2:
Vauxhall Astra Zenica here :) Bit of a sore arm today and feeling a bit tired, other than that i'm good.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Vauxhall Astra Zenica here :) Bit of a sore arm today and feeling a bit tired, other than that i'm good.

Yeah, that's all I had after the first shot. After the second one though, I felt like I have a mild case of the flu for about half a day. But after that, right as rain.

[Goofy]

Yeah, that's all I had after the first shot. After the second one though, I felt like I have a mild case of the flu for about half a day. But after that, right as rain.
It seems to affect everyone differently........ mum and dad both got it on the same day, dad had zero side-effects while mum was bedridden with flu-like symptoms for nearly 2 days. My boss has had both doses and felt nothing at all while another workmate looked like death the day after, poor guy 😂

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It seems to affect everyone differently........ mum and dad both got it on the same day, dad had zero side-effects while mum was bedridden with flu-like symptoms for nearly 2 days. My boss has had both doses and felt nothing at all while another workmate looked like death the day after, poor guy ��

Yeah, definitely totally different from person to person. Me and the wife were both the same, about half a day of feeling pretty crappy but then after that we were both fine. And she had the Moderna shot and I got the Pfizer one.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A brand new Monday :woot:

[Goofy]

A brand new Monday :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Numpty :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

You need to talk to someone about your Monday hatred :|

[Goofy]

You need to talk to someone about your Monday hatred :|
Bob Geldof? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bob Geldof? :-k

He's not dead yet? :shock:

[Goofy]

He's not dead yet? :shock:
:shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shrug:

You should know the status of all fellow Brits. I know the disposition of all the Americans here [-(

















:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

You should know the status of all fellow Brits. I know the disposition of all the Americans here [-(

















:theyareontome:
I only know the status of non-arsehole Brits :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I only know the status of non-arsehole Brits :nono:

:liar:

[Goofy]

:liar:
:snapout:

[Goofy]

Actually, you're right....... i know my boss's birthday :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually, you're right....... i know my boss's birthday :oops:

:watching:

[Goofy]

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:theyareontome:

You can run but you can't hide :nono:

[Goofy]

You can run but you can't hide :nono:
I can't run :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't run :hand:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only six days until Monday thank god.

[Goofy]

Only six days until Monday thank god.
:-s








:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Monday is even closer now :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Turn that frown upside down :tup:

:D

[Goofy]

Turn that frown upside down :tup:

:D
Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

:banana:

[Goofy]

:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meh:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

https://i.imgur.com/5H0iRUt.png

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/3In1voY.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/3In1voY.jpg
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you looking at your defective calendar again? :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Are you looking at your defective calendar again? :facepalm:
Ill make you defective!!!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always straight to the violence with you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Always straight to the violence with you :facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

The truth hurts :hand:

[Goofy]

The truth hurts :hand:
As does this!!!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

As does this!!!!! :nutkick:

I rest my case :shakehead:

[Goofy]

I rest my case :shakehead:
No rest for the wicked!!! :maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No rest for the wicked!!! :maniac:

You need help....serious, serious help :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
I wish :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish :|

:facepalm:

It's Friday you numpty :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

It's Friday you numpty :rolleyes:
:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

https://i.imgur.com/vUY1Kao.png

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The calendar doesn't lie :nono:


Of course unless you are using those defective Scotch calendars [-(

[Goofy]

The calendar doesn't lie :nono:


Of course unless you are using those defective Scotch calendars [-(
A whisky calendar sounds nice :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A whisky calendar sounds nice :-k

:facepalm:

A Scotch calendar, you know, a calendar used in Scotchland :shakehead:

[Pony]

The calendar doesn't lie :nono:


Of course unless you are using those defective Scotch calendars [-(

He drank all 31 days of the advent calendar the first night.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He drank all 31 days of the advent calendar the first night.

:doh:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

A Scotch calendar, you know, a calendar used in Scotchland :shakehead:
:willie:

He drank all 31 days of the advent calendar the first night.
Who wouldn't? :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[deebakes]

A whisky calendar sounds nice :-k

i got my girlfriend a scotch advent calendar one year... so much pussy that month :lol:

https://www.gobourbon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/FC17FC65-EEE5-4729-914E-F51F61D10398-1024x721.png

[deebakes]

i know that's bourbon, but was too lazy to find the scotch one :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Both are yucky :lol:

[Goofy]

i got my girlfriend a scotch advent calendar one year... so much pussy that month :lol:

https://www.gobourbon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/FC17FC65-EEE5-4729-914E-F51F61D10398-1024x721.png
:homer:

Both are yucky :lol:
:snapout:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Pony]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saturday :tup:

[Goofy]

Saturday :tup:
Well, it is now :shrug:

[lost in melb.]

:woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
Want some rain? We've got plenty to spare :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It rained almost all of the night before last, we're good :hand:

[Goofy]

It's been raining here for approx 24532144667433 years now iirc :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's been raining here for approx 24532144667433 years now iirc :-k

:suspect:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How about Lefty taking a sponsor exemption to play and then becoming the oldest guy to ever win a major :tup:

[Goofy]

:suspect:
Its true [-(

How about Lefty taking a sponsor exemption to play and then becoming the oldest guy to ever win a major :tup:
Yeah, unbelievable! Life in the old dog yet :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you see Brooks Koepka pitching a fit about the people celebrating Lefty's win at the end? :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Did you see Brooks Koepka pitching a fit about the people celebrating Lefty's win at the end? :rolleyes:
Nah, only saw some highlights this morning. Koepke's a bit of a tit though from what i gather.....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nah, only saw some highlights this morning. Koepke's a bit of a tit though from what i gather.....

https://nypost.com/2021/05/23/brooks-koepka-unhappy-over-insane-phil-mickelson-crowd/

[Goofy]

https://nypost.com/2021/05/23/brooks-koepka-unhappy-over-insane-phil-mickelson-crowd/
I mean, i can kinda see his point....... he is a dick though :lol:

[deebakes]

'they bumped my knee'... what a pussy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I mean, i can kinda see his point....... he is a dick though :lol:


'they bumped my knee'... what a pussy

Yeah, if his knee was that bad then he probably shouldn't have been playing 72 holes of golf.

[deebakes]

but... money $

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[Goofy]

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just one of those days today :|

[Goofy]

Just one of those days today :|
One of those decades :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of those decades :|

One of those centuries :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Pony]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Pony]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Pony]

Due to high winds the weather conditions at the docks has deteriorated and ferry service is suspended at this time. The weekend is cancelled.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:agreed: :woohoo:

Due to high winds the weather conditions at the docks has deteriorated and ferry service is suspended at this time. The weekend is cancelled.
:giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And it's a 3 day weekend :cheers:

[Pony]

CANCELLED

[Teh One Who Knocks]

CANCELLED

:wrong:

[Pony]

Stuck on the island until tomorrow afternoon. I'm where I need to be. Apparently at work there was a mass exodus of people checking out a day early and today the boat service shut down, looks like a nice quiet weekend for those few that made it to the island early.

[Goofy]

And it's a 3 day weekend :cheers:Saturday + sunday = 2 days......... :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stuck on the island until tomorrow afternoon. I'm where I need to be. Apparently at work there was a mass exodus of people checking out a day early and today the boat service shut down, looks like a nice quiet weekend for those few that made it to the island early.

It's supposed to be mostly rainy and unseasonably cool all weekend here. Today is the last decent day, supposed to be in the 80's today, low 60's tomorrow with a chance of rain, and 50's and rain on Sunday and Monday.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saturday + sunday = 2 days......... :nuts:

Saturday #1 + Saturday #2 + Sunday = 3 days :facepalm:

[Goofy]

It's supposed to be mostly rainy and unseasonably cool all weekend here. Today is the last decent day, supposed to be in the 80's today, low 60's tomorrow with a chance of rain, and 50's and rain on Sunday and Monday.
Meant to be nice all weekend here, the 4577543224467 days of rain has finally taken a break :woot:

[Pony]

Saturday + sunday = 2 days......... :nuts:

Sat+Sat+Sat+Sun = 4 days.


It's supposed to be mostly rainy and unseasonably cool all weekend here. Today is the last decent day, supposed to be in the 80's today, low 60's tomorrow with a chance of rain, and 50's and rain on Sunday and Monday.

Us too, we cooled down yesterday, high 50's, low 60's and crap the rest of the week.

[Goofy]

Pair of nutters :shakehead:

[Pony]

Pair of nutters :shakehead:

:slap:

I left at noon yesterday and don't have to be back until the day after the day after tomorrow. You're the one that can't count 1+1+1+1.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They have defective calendars in Scotland.

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Pony]

Scotchland?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlaVnDyzIA

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:monday:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:-s

Yesterday was Sunday, today is Monday :shakehead:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Pony]

I'm confused, what day is it now?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm confused, what day is it now?

Monkeysday? :confused:

[Goofy]

I'm confused, what day is it now?
Blahday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blahday :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Something caused the forum DB to be corrupted some time over night. I was able to run the DB repair function in WHM and luckily it fixed it, but I have no idea what caused it.

[Goofy]

It wasn't me [-(






















:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It wasn't me [-(






















:theyareontome:

:suspect:

[Goofy]

The evidence is circumstantial, it won't hold up in court :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The evidence is circumstantial, it won't hold up in court :hand:

Or will it? :-s

[Goofy]

Well i suppose it might :-k











:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Case closed.

[Goofy]

Case closed.
Case of beer? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Case of beer? :-k

Case of WhoopAss! :x


:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Pony]

:tumble:

Goof is still recovering from that case of whoopass. I've seen what a single can will do, I think you may have gone a little too far.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof is still recovering from that case of whoopass. I've seen what a single can will do, I think you may have gone a little too far.:oops:

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/wSmXUVn.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:-s




:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always with the violence :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Always with the violence :shakehead:
:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yup:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #2

[Goofy]

Monday #2
Yup :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, the internet is fucked this morning, there are a crap ton of sites that are all down.
1402207249167273988
Can't even access the website of the Independent that posted this Tweet. :wha:

[Goofy]

Man, the internet is fucked this morning, there are a crap ton of sites that are all down.
1402207249167273988
Can't even access the website of the Independent that posted this Tweet. :wha:
They all catch Covid? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's the end of the world :sad2:

[Goofy]

It's the end of the world :sad2:
No more work!!!!! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No more work!!!!! :cheers:

You will work right up until the very last second :nono:

[Goofy]

You will work right up until the very last second :nono:
:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

https://i.imgur.com/qIj5D4p.png

[Goofy]

:cry:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:cry:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh uh [-(

Be happy you are working :x

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:| halB

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:rumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rumble:

: dumble: ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑

[Pony]

:bumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ASs9J6w.png

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/ASs9J6w.png
Wednesday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wednesday :|

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

Once a numpty, always a numpty :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thursday :|

The world needs to get an aid group together to get actual correct calendars to Scotland it would appear :-k

[Goofy]

The world needs to get an aid group together to get actual correct calendars to Scotland it would appear :-kYou would understand if you worked full time :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You would understand if you worked full time :hand:

I've already got more than 40 hours of work in....in just 4 days :nono:

[Goofy]

I've already got more than 40 hours of work in....in just 4 days :nono:
And? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

It takes you 6 days to get the same amount of work done as I do in 4 :nono:

And I'm like the army, I do more before 6 AM than you do all day :hand:

[Goofy]

Part-timers trying to convince the world otherwise :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not my fault it takes you 6 days to complete 2 days worth of work :dunno:

[Goofy]

Says the man that spends half the day playing around on the internet :rofl: Some of us actually have to work when we're at work :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Says the man that spends half the day playing around on the internet :rofl: Some of us actually have to work when we're at work :hand:

Not my fault you can't multi-task and do more than one thing at a time...and STILL need extra days to get the same amount of work done :hand:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Don't hate the player, hate the game :hand:

[Goofy]

Don't hate the player, hate the game :hand:
I can hate both if i want [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can hate both if i want [-(

:hater:

[Goofy]

:hater:
:yup:

:hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:monday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s
Fun :)