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Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 10:53 PM
:hug:

:biggestbarfingsmileyIcanfind:









dammit, wrong code :x

minz
06-07-2011, 10:55 PM
:biggestbarfingsmileyIcanfind:




dammit :x

This site only has a *wrap your arms around smiley, if it had something else I might just send you one of those instead. :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I sat up last night doing paperwork till 2.30am then up again at 7am so I only have myself to blame :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-A6WH1kQLc

minz
06-07-2011, 10:55 PM
so you're in the sketchy zone...welcome to my world :lol:

I live there at the moment :)

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 10:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-A6WH1kQLc

love that song...

You're the fastest runner but you're not allowed to win ...

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 10:58 PM
I live there at the moment :)

When the walls breathe and the snake talks...it's time to sleep :face:

beowulf
06-07-2011, 10:59 PM
passing thro for 5 mins...........

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 10:59 PM
love that song...

You're the fastest runner but you're not allowed to win ...

Yup, it's truly a timeless song :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 10:59 PM
passing thro for 5 mins...........

*starts stopwatch*

minz
06-07-2011, 11:00 PM
When the walls breathe and the snake talks...it's time to sleep :face:

How do you know my snake talks, are you spying on me? *looks around* :lol:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:01 PM
passing thro for 5 mins...........

can you hit a spellcheck on the interstate? :lol:

minz
06-07-2011, 11:01 PM
Hi Beo :wave:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:02 PM
How do you know my snake talks, are you spying on me? *looks around* :lol:

all snakes talk silly...here I'll prove it.



Put your face near my groin and listen to the pinksnake....closer...closer.....you may want to open your mouth to hear better :face:

minz
06-07-2011, 11:06 PM
all snakes talk silly...here I'll prove it.



Put your face near my groin and listen to the pinksnake....closer...closer.....you may want to open your mouth to hear better :face:

:huh::-k

beowulf
06-07-2011, 11:07 PM
hi all :) :wave:

and we dont have interstates over here :hand:

:nana:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:08 PM
:huh::-k

Be careful! That venom can burn your eyes :shock:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:11 PM
hi all :) :wave:

and we dont have interstates over here :hand:

:nana:


yes I know...you people drive on the bloody sidewalk or the left hand side of the street

minz
06-07-2011, 11:12 PM
yes I know...you people drive on the bloody sidewalk or the left hand side of the street

We dont have *sidewalks* either :lol:

minz
06-07-2011, 11:13 PM
Be careful! That venom can burn your eyes :shock:

Did you type something? my eyes are a bit blurry :huh:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:21 PM
We dont have *sidewalks* either :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My coworker is here right now and I bet him that some Brit would probably say - we don't know about or we don't have sidewalks....

LOL perfect

minz
06-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Time for me to get naked, sweet dreams all. :wave:

And for Hal..... :hug:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Did you type something? my eyes are a bit blurry :huh:


Here, put this in your mouth.It will help your vision :thumbsup:


*don't be alarmed, the applicator is dick shaped

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 11:23 PM
Night Minz :bye:

Hal-9000
06-07-2011, 11:23 PM
Time for me to get naked, sweet dreams all. :wave:

And for Hal..... :hug:

AHHH NO HUGGLES!


Huggles and snuggling are ghey

beowulf
06-07-2011, 11:28 PM
night all (thats for you past people since its actually 00:25 here :lol:)................catch ya'll on the flip side

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 11:31 PM
Later Beo :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-07-2011, 11:46 PM
Ahhhhhh....hard to beat a nice hot :shower:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:17 AM
That's two :|

Deuce?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:17 AM
Deuce?

Dos

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:18 AM
I need a Dos and I only have a Coors..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:23 AM
Dos Equis isn't bad stuff....I'm not a big fan of Mexican beer tho

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 12:45 AM
night all (thats for you past people since its actually 00:25 here :lol:)................catch ya'll on the flip side

So beo, next time you're up n about...

FFS..nice sig didn't notice that at work :lol: :lol:




anyways, if you people don't have sidewalks and you have roads in front of buildings...where the fook do people walk goin down the streets? Paint me a picture please because it sounds like Dangerseekers Inc. :lol:

Southern Belle
06-08-2011, 12:50 AM
I need a Dos and I only have a Coors..


Dos Equis isn't bad stuff....I'm not a big fan of Mexican beer tho

Love Dos Equis amber.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:53 AM
Belle :wavey:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:03 AM
I like the Dos brown bottle with a lime..

RBP
06-08-2011, 01:24 AM
FFS..nice sig didn't notice that at work :lol: :lol:

you made me look. That's fucking disgusting. :|

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 01:29 AM
yes...the sigs barely move at work so I don't pay attention to them.We have 13k/day net speed so youtubes, complex gifs and music are all pointless.

Sometimes it's a godsend :lol:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 01:31 AM
I have to get under hot water, later amigos

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:31 AM
:sadwavey:

RBP
06-08-2011, 01:35 AM
yes...the sigs barely move at work so I don't pay attention to them.We have 13k/day net speed so youtubes, complex gifs and music are all pointless.

Sometimes it's a godsend :lol:

I had to block it or puke. :lol:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:36 AM
Lance did you see the Bernie Mac piece?

RBP
06-08-2011, 01:39 AM
I'm going to get some ice cream and watch the basketball game... be back later. :wavey:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:40 AM
Try the cicada.. I hear its the bomb..

MrsM
06-08-2011, 01:44 AM
:wave: - doing a bit of work - how's everyone tonight?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:44 AM
I had to block it or puke. :lol:

:lol:


Lance did you see the Bernie Mac piece?

Not yet :oops:


I'm going to get some ice cream and watch the basketball game... be back later. :wavey:

:bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:44 AM
:wave: - doing a bit of work - how's everyone tonight?

MrsM :hi:

MrsM
06-08-2011, 01:45 AM
Hi Lance - how's things tonight?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Not too bad, just watching TV...how about you? :)

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Heloo mm

MrsM
06-08-2011, 01:50 AM
Not too bad, just watching TV...how about you? :)
Watching BJ baseball and doing a bit of work


Heloo mm
Hi Muddy :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:58 AM
Work? :-s


[-(

MrsM
06-08-2011, 02:00 AM
Work? :-s


[-(

Not much - just some things that I have been not able to get done - so I'm doing it now

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:48 AM
I'm out for the night :bye:

MrsM
06-08-2011, 02:54 AM
I'm out for the night :bye:

Goodnight Lance :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:52 AM
:morning:

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:06 PM
:yawn:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:08 PM
Exactly....seems like the second I fell asleep the alarm went off :wha:

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:09 PM
I slept like crap last night......... was a bit tired about midnight then decided to watch a programme about the ex-Rangers manager........ after that i was wide awake again :wha:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:12 PM
Guten Mornintag!

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:14 PM
I slept like crap last night......... was a bit tired about midnight then decided to watch a programme about the ex-Rangers manager........ after that i was wide awake again :wha:

And you're going out tonite for bowling after work? Someon'es gonna be tired tomorrow too [-(


Guten Mornintag!

Bonjour mon ami, ca va bien?

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:20 PM
Wee Wee!

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:22 PM
Guten Mornintag!

Wie gehts?


And you're going out tonite for bowling after work? Someon'es gonna be tired tomorrow too [-(


Bowling tonight, tomorrow and possibly friday :|

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:24 PM
Wee Wee!

Pee pee!


Bowling tonight, tomorrow and possibly friday :|

You do realize that humans require sleep at some point? :-k

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:24 PM
Wie gehts?



Muy bien, mi amigo!

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:27 PM
Taco taco burrito? :-s

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:29 PM
You do realize that humans require sleep at some point? :-k

I dont have time to sleep :hand:


Muy bien, mi amigo!

ir a buscar una cervez por favor :tup:

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:29 PM
Taco taco burrito? :-s

lasagna bolognese pizza........ yeah, i can speak Italian 8-)

Muddy
06-08-2011, 12:31 PM
ir a buscar una cervez por favor :tup:

Vatni fyrst, vinsamlegast ..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:32 PM
I dont have time to sleep :hand:

You aren't human? :shock:


:hills:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:33 PM
lasagna bolognese pizza........ yeah, i can speak Italian 8-)

Enchilada empanada nachos [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:41 PM
I seriously do not wanna be here today....and it's only Wednesday :|

Goofy
06-08-2011, 12:45 PM
Vatni fyrst, vinsamlegast ..

Yeah......... me too 8-[


You aren't human? :shock:


:hills:

I wish i had a twin brother....... he could do all the work while i sit around watching tv


Enchilada empanada nachos [-(

Damn Mexicans [-(

Work time, ciao for now!

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 12:45 PM
Later Goof :bye:

KevinD
06-08-2011, 01:03 PM
Buenos noches mi amigos

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:03 PM
Hey Kev, how's it going? :hi:

KevinD
06-08-2011, 01:08 PM
8 carlsbergs, feeling pretty good, yourself?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:11 PM
:lol:

Just tired and actually gonna be kinda busy for a change, which is a good thing :)

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:13 PM
8 carlsbergs, feeling pretty good, yourself?

Dont fall off the rig!

KevinD
06-08-2011, 01:16 PM
:lol:

Just tired and actually gonna be kinda busy for a change, which is a good thing :)

Good for you (I guess)


Dont fall off the rig!
Not on a rig...Working on one in a yard, but in the hotel now. Was at the closest Chinese restaurant. Two real cuties there, one for each taste.....One very short and curvy, and one tall and thin, both have great asses, and sure do smile at me a lot for some reason. Man, I got to learn Mandarin!

Muddy
06-08-2011, 01:17 PM
If their teeth aren't green you've stumbled on to something good...

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 01:20 PM
:puke:

KevinD
06-08-2011, 02:16 PM
Nope, no green teeth. They are both I'd say late teens to early 20's. If I was a few years younger, and a whole lot more single, I'd take the taller one's invitation to some fun up. I'll ask them next time I'm there if I can take a pic or two, just for you horn dogs, lol

Well, that's it for me, new songs just got done downloading, gonna read fro a bit and go to sleep. laters!

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:18 PM
Night Kev :bye:

KevinD
06-08-2011, 02:18 PM
Oh, btw, Lance, just curious, where does it show me as logging on from?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:19 PM
Oh, btw, Lance, just curious, where does it show me as logging on from?

Kuantan, Malaysia

KevinD
06-08-2011, 02:23 PM
Oh, well, that's right then. I was thinking once that it showed me in a different country than I was in. didn't know why. You had said something about it. No biggie, G'night.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:27 PM
:bye:

RBP
06-08-2011, 02:41 PM
good morning :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:50 PM
RBP :hi:

RBP
06-08-2011, 02:52 PM
Howdy lance... how's the morning going?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 02:53 PM
Not too bad so far....boss is in a better mood and I have been busy-ish, but not overwhelmingly so :)

How's you?

golfer
06-08-2011, 02:59 PM
morning you lot... nice to see everyone

RBP
06-08-2011, 03:01 PM
Not too bad so far....boss is in a better mood and I have been busy-ish, but not overwhelmingly so :)

How's you?

Good! I may jinx this mood but I am pert near perky this morning. :shock:


morning you lot... nice to see everyone

Hiya Golfer! :wavey:

golfer
06-08-2011, 03:05 PM
hey RBP... how goes the schooling?

RBP
06-08-2011, 03:08 PM
first week, but so far so good. ask me in a couple weeks after I have some grades. :)

How have you been doing?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:11 PM
morning you lot... nice to see everyone

Golfer :hello:


Good! I may jinx this mood but I am pert near perky this morning. :shock:

Who are you and what have you done with RBP? :-s

RBP
06-08-2011, 03:19 PM
Who are you and what have you done with RBP? :-s

I know right! And it's warm and sunny too. :)

golfer
06-08-2011, 03:34 PM
I be ok... its hard to get going tis the time of year we get June Gloom

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:40 PM
Never heard of that before :-k

Muddy
06-08-2011, 03:41 PM
I be ok... its hard to get going tis the time of year we get June Gloom

I usually get Spring Fever myself...

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeWC59FJqGc

golfer
06-08-2011, 03:47 PM
Never heard of that before :-k


I usually get Spring Fever myself...

it is a thick fog created due to the ocean and the heat in Cali... So its called June Gloom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Gloom

other places get it as well ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:47 PM
Ah, gotcha :thumbsup:

golfer
06-08-2011, 03:54 PM
ok have a great day everyone... off to start errands

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:56 PM
Later Golfer :bye:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 04:00 PM
In the Spring is when I do my best fucking.

Jezter
06-08-2011, 04:32 PM
In the Spring is when I do my best fucking.

It is nice that you know your performance peak. Try to stretch it to last till summer ever? :lol:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 04:37 PM
Its something about the temperature of the air and the little breezes... makes me want to knock somebody up...

Jezter
06-08-2011, 04:40 PM
Its something about the temperature of the air and the little breezes... makes me want to knock somebody up...

Good thing your right hand doesn't come with a uterus. Unless you punch it too hard one time. :lol:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 04:42 PM
Can you come and blow on my hiney ho?

Jezter
06-08-2011, 04:42 PM
Can you come and blow on my hiney ho?

No.

Muddy
06-08-2011, 04:44 PM
whistle?

MrsM
06-08-2011, 04:55 PM
Hey all - in training all day today - so only here for a few mins :wave:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 04:57 PM
Hey all - in training all day today - so only here for a few mins :wave:

Are you able to go on the paper yet or do you still have to be sent outside? :|

MrsM
06-08-2011, 04:59 PM
Are you able to go on the paper yet or do you still have to be sent outside? :|

I go where and when my master instructs me :dance:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 05:00 PM
I go where and when my master instructs me :dance:


:thumbsup:

you give the term milkbone a whole different meaning


:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 05:11 PM
MrsM :wavey:

Jezter
06-08-2011, 05:12 PM
whistle?
No.

Hey all - in training all day today - so only here for a few mins :wave:
Hi.

Are you able to go on the paper yet or do you still have to be sent outside? :|
Hi.

MrsM :wavey:
Hi.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 05:14 PM
J to the E to the Z :hello:

MrsM
06-08-2011, 05:17 PM
Hi Lance, Jezter and Hal :wavey:

RBP
06-08-2011, 05:17 PM
Hal, MrsM, Jez... nice to see your smiling faces. :hi:

Jezter
06-08-2011, 05:18 PM
How you doin' ?

RBP
06-08-2011, 05:22 PM
I am spectacular. :)

And you? staying cool?

MrsM
06-08-2011, 05:22 PM
Hal, MrsM, Jez... nice to see your smiling faces. :hi:

Hi RBP - won't be here long - just waiting for people to return from lunch - how's things?

MrsM
06-08-2011, 05:24 PM
I am spectacular. :)

And you? staying cool?

A/C gots me nipples harder than pebbles :)

RBP
06-08-2011, 05:24 PM
A/C gots me nipples harder than pebbles :)

Now that's a visual! :tup:

Jezter
06-08-2011, 05:29 PM
I am spectacular. :)

And you? staying cool?
Staying very warm. Just took a shower tho so now is good.

Now that's a visual! :tup:
What about it getting me harder than pebbles? 8-[

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 06:10 PM
Hal, MrsM, Jez... nice to see your smiling faces. :hi:

Aren't you supposed to be in school right now?


Quit talking! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:17 PM
All downhill to the weekend now :)

RBP
06-08-2011, 09:27 PM
Aren't you supposed to be in school right now?

Quit talking! :x

:|

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:29 PM
Hit him RBP :x

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 09:34 PM
I'll tell the teacher....:rolleyes:



hal monitor-9000

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:35 PM
Where's your sash? :-s

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 09:37 PM
sashes went out in the 90's


excellent hall monitors such as myself have capes now :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:38 PM
Hall monitors wear sashes :hand:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 09:40 PM
Maybe in your ghey little world...


Up here we get capes...and if we rat out 30 kids per month, we get matching boots :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:45 PM
Maybe in your ghey little world...


Up here we get capes...and if we rat out 30 kids per month, we get matching boots :face:

:gay:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 09:47 PM
flags.....that's a great idea!



I'll talk to the principle when I give him my daily report

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Flag this :x



:slap:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:02 PM
:shock:


You're going on report mister and if you strike me again I'll get my big buddy RBP (the new, slow looking kid)
to kick your ass!!!! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:05 PM
Oh I'm soooooooooo scared :rolleyes:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:07 PM
If you don't quit bullying me....


I'll call Kurt

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:12 PM
:nana:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:15 PM
:spank:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:35 PM
:spank:

:beatdown:

minz
06-08-2011, 10:38 PM
:spank:

Ooooh, if I promise to be very good at being very bad, can I have some of that too please? :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:40 PM
:beatdown:


:help:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:40 PM
Ooooh, if I promise to be very good at being very bad, can I have some of that too please? :mrgreen:

:poke:

minz
06-08-2011, 10:41 PM
:poke:

:sad2:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:42 PM
Ooooh, if I promise to be very good at being very bad, can I have some of that too please? :mrgreen:

ah ha!

So now the true Minz appears!


Sure I can mete out some punishment....here, listen to this Britney Spears DVD for ONE HOUR STRAIGHT! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:43 PM
Go Britney! Go Britney! :dance2:

RBP
06-08-2011, 10:43 PM
ah ha!

So now the true Minz appears!

Sure I can mete out some punishment....here, listen to this Britney Spears DVD for ONE HOUR STRAIGHT! :x

Ironically, I just printed an article from the Journal of Aggression, Maltreatment & Trauma :lol:

minz
06-08-2011, 10:44 PM
ah ha!

So now the true Minz appears!


Sure I can mete out some punishment....here, listen to this Britney Spears DVD for ONE HOUR STRAIGHT! :x

Again..... Do I look like Lance? :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:44 PM
Again..... Do I look like Lance? :hand:

:maniac:

minz
06-08-2011, 10:45 PM
:maniac:

:lmao:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:45 PM
Ironically, I just printed an article from the Journal of Aggression, Maltreatment & Trauma :lol:

Journal of Aggression


now there's some light reading on a summer afternoon :lol:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:46 PM
Again..... Do I look like Lance? :hand:

:burn:


:cheerlead:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:47 PM
Go Britney! Go Britney! :dance2:

:facepalm:


where did I go wrong?

beowulf
06-08-2011, 10:47 PM
passing thro for a while...........................

minz
06-08-2011, 10:49 PM
Evening boys :wave:

minz
06-08-2011, 10:49 PM
Beo, do you do H&S?

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 10:50 PM
passing thro for a while...........................


Evening boys :wave:


I have the weirdest sense of deja-vu.........

beowulf
06-08-2011, 10:55 PM
Beo, do you do H&S?

sort of...........i have qualifications in it.........have done it as part of my job....why?

minz
06-08-2011, 10:57 PM
sort of...........i have qualifications in it.........have done it as part of my job....why?

Im looking for someone who writes policies and risk assessments, its surprising how hard they are to find.

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:07 PM
hmmm.....should be easy to find someone..................all depends on what you want to pay........they dont come cheap

i can do risk assessments, accident investigation, etc but not policies....got no experience of that

minz
06-08-2011, 11:09 PM
hmmm.....should be easy to find someone..................all depends on what you want to pay........they dont come cheap

i can do risk assessments, accident investigation, etc but not policies....got no experience of that

Oh I know they dont come cheep lol, I posted on the business forum for one and a few people took my number but so far no calls, am I that scary :lol:

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:14 PM
i forget.....whereabouts are you?......oop norf as i remember :lol:

minz
06-08-2011, 11:15 PM
i forget.....whereabouts are you?......oop norf as i remember :lol:

Yeah, the salon is close to Manchester airport.

RBP
06-08-2011, 11:16 PM
Journal of Aggression

now there's some light reading on a summer afternoon :lol:

I know right :lol:

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:23 PM
Yeah, the salon is close to Manchester airport.

i would have thought that if one of these cant help you then they would know someone who does

http://www.mohsg.org.uk/
http://www.manchester.gov.uk/info/200049/health_and_safety
http://www.mb-hs.com/
http://www.freeindex.co.uk/manchester-health_and_safety.htm

minz
06-08-2011, 11:25 PM
i would have thought that if one of these cant help you then they would know someone who does

http://www.mohsg.org.uk/
http://www.manchester.gov.uk/info/200049/health_and_safety
http://www.mb-hs.com/
http://www.freeindex.co.uk/manchester-health_and_safety.htm

Cheers Beo, I'll look into them tomorrow, Im getting kinda desperate now as the staff levels are rising.

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:33 PM
Cheers Beo, I'll look into them tomorrow, Im getting kinda desperate now as the staff levels are rising.

when you do get someone and he does the first risk assessment on the place dont get upset when he vitually condemns the place..........thats standard practice....its just cos you might not be aware of any hazards around you simply cos you dont recognise them as such...........main points are ensure the staff are trained in the tools they use and the tools are safe to use .....do monthly risk assessments/audits to make sure the kit is safe...........make sure you have a first aid box (and incident record book)....make sure you know what to do in case of an incident........record everything!....including signing and dating it...dont miss any audits cos when you have repeat audit by the guy he will catch you out

minz
06-08-2011, 11:41 PM
when you do get someone and he does the first risk assessment on the place dont get upset when he vitually condemns the place..........thats standard practice....its just cos you might not be aware of any hazards around you simply cos you dont recognise them as such...........main points are ensure the staff are trained in the tools they use and the tools are safe to use .....do monthly risk assessments/audits to make sure the kit is safe...........make sure you have a first aid box (and incident record book)....make sure you know what to do in case of an incident........record everything!....including signing and dating it...dont miss any audits cos when you have repeat audit by the guy he will catch you out


Yeah I’ve got most of those things, I have H&S booklets for the chemicals we use and the accident book, first aid box and I have an emergency evac manual, which is well rehearsed due to the number of times I have set off the fire alarms and had to have the building evacuated :lol:

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:43 PM
the number of times I have set off the fire alarms and had to have the building evacuated :lol:

perhaps you should try to improve your cooking skills as well :lol::lol::lol:


*runs and hides*

minz
06-08-2011, 11:54 PM
perhaps you should try to improve your cooking skills as well :lol::lol::lol:


*runs and hides*

:slap: The last time was the clothes dryer, I took out the hot washing and it set off the sensor so I ran across the hall with the washing and set of the second one as I went LOL, I was very much in the dog house for that one, ive set them off 4 times in the past 4 months.

beowulf
06-08-2011, 11:58 PM
lol............thats when it becomes dangerous cos when people hear it they start to think 'she's set if off again!' and dont react like they should

how can taking out hot washing set off a smoke alarm?.............you must be generating a lot of steam to set off the sensor :lol:

minz
06-09-2011, 12:03 AM
lol............thats when it becomes dangerous cos when people hear it they start to think 'she's set if off again!' and dont react like they should

how can taking out hot washing set off a smoke alarm?.............you must be generating a lot of steam to set off the sensor :lol:

They are ultra sensitive alarms, im learning fast :lol: they are heat activated also and one sensor is right above the washer/dryer I cant even have candles lit in the rooms.

beowulf
06-09-2011, 12:07 AM
so move the dryer :lol:

RBP
06-09-2011, 12:08 AM
Maybe it's just because you're that hot Minz!! :hug:

minz
06-09-2011, 12:09 AM
so move the dryer :lol:

I would if I could, its the only area available, besides, these things are in every single room in the building.

beowulf
06-09-2011, 12:14 AM
can you not vent out thro a window?

theres always a solution somehow :)

time to go..............duvet is calling...........catch ya'll on the flipside

minz
06-09-2011, 12:15 AM
Sweet dreams Beo and thanks for the advice, im off to bed myself too. :wave:

minz
06-09-2011, 12:16 AM
Oh and no window in that very very small room/stock room

MrsM
06-09-2011, 03:13 AM
Another busy day - time to get naked, maybe a quick rub-rub ... good night all :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 10:47 AM
:morning:

RBP
06-09-2011, 11:52 AM
morning, Lance. :yawn:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 11:53 AM
How goes it RBP? :bananahi:

RBP
06-09-2011, 11:56 AM
rainy morning - makes me want to go back to bed. I am good though, thanks. How's your morning looking?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 11:58 AM
Rainy here too :shock:


And my boss just showed up :|

RBP
06-09-2011, 11:59 AM
*sits up straight* the boss has arrived. :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:09 PM
I hate it when he comes in early....throws the whole 'feel' of the day off :|

Goofy
06-09-2011, 12:11 PM
My boss was in before me today :wha: Think thats the first time ever :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:12 PM
It messes up everything....makes it feel later than it is and makes the day seem longer :x

Goofy
06-09-2011, 12:14 PM
My boss normally comes in about 10am then vanishes into the other branch about 11am........ then i barely see him after that. Unfortunately he's been in the paintshop all morning 'organising' the new shelving etc















When i say organising i really mean getting in the fucking way :x

Goofy
06-09-2011, 12:16 PM
Time to go back :| Ho-hum....... have a good day folks :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:17 PM
Later mate :bye:

RBP
06-09-2011, 12:17 PM
see ya goof :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:27 PM
:sleepy:

KevinD
06-09-2011, 12:27 PM
Morning all!

RBP
06-09-2011, 12:30 PM
:sleepy:

:snapout:


Morning all!

Howdy Kevin. :wavey:

KevinD
06-09-2011, 12:33 PM
hey RBP, how's classes been going?

MrsM
06-09-2011, 12:34 PM
Morning everyone :wave:

KevinD
06-09-2011, 12:36 PM
<tips hat> Howdy Ma'am!

RBP
06-09-2011, 12:38 PM
hey RBP, how's classes been going?

So far good! It's taking a lot of time, but I think I am doing ok with it so far. I'll have to let you know when I start getting grades. lol

Thanks for asking. How's the trip going?



Morning everyone :wave:

Morning Mrsm! :hug:

MrsM
06-09-2011, 12:40 PM
Hi Kev - how's the weather over there

Hi RBP :hug: how's school?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:41 PM
Morning all!

Hey Kev :wavey:


:snapout:

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:41 PM
Morning everyone :wave:

Morning MrsM :hi:

MrsM
06-09-2011, 12:42 PM
Hi Lance - how's your morning (even though the boss is there)?

BRB - I have a dentist appt to go to :(

KevinD
06-09-2011, 12:43 PM
RBP, It's going fairly well this time. Have made some good progress.

MrsM, hot and muggy, it's a veritable outdoor sauna around here, lol




Speaking of saunas, any one heard from the Finn lately?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:45 PM
Hi Lance - how's your morning (even though the boss is there)?

BRB - I have a dentist appt to go to :(

Been not too bad....so far :)

Boooooo to the dentist :(

Muddy
06-09-2011, 12:47 PM
Gooten Morning in the heat wave..! 101 today..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:51 PM
Gooten Morning in the heat wave..! 101 today..

Only supposed to be 75° here today :dance2:



I saw that it hit 102° in Minneapolis yesterday :shock:

Muddy
06-09-2011, 12:52 PM
Wow, thats pretty far north for temps like that..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 12:58 PM
I know, the whole east coast is supposed to be buried in a heat wave. They said it was supposed to be 99° in NYC today

Muddy
06-09-2011, 01:02 PM
Great day for a boat ride.. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 01:04 PM
We're lucky in Denver for now....the cooler weather from the Pacific Northwest just barely dips into and covers Colorado....the whole rest of the country on the map looked like an oven :lol:

RBP
06-09-2011, 02:52 PM
We're lucky in Denver for now....the cooler weather from the Pacific Northwest just barely dips into and covers Colorado....the whole rest of the country on the map looked like an oven :lol:

oven even

Jezter
06-09-2011, 02:59 PM
oven even

Grammar nazi!

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:00 PM
oven even

:slap:


Grammar nazi!

:agreed:

RBP
06-09-2011, 03:03 PM
:hand: first of all the sentence made no sense - so I was helping clarify for the readers.

2ndly the "r" is nowhere near the "n" on the keyboard. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:05 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about :slap:

RBP
06-09-2011, 03:06 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about :slap:

damn admin! :x

Jezter
06-09-2011, 03:10 PM
damn admin! :x

:haha:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:10 PM
damn admin! :x

:spy:

golfer
06-09-2011, 03:11 PM
morning you crazy lot

MrsM
06-09-2011, 03:15 PM
Morning Golfer :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:17 PM
Golfer :bananahi:

Jezter
06-09-2011, 03:29 PM
Peoples. :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:29 PM
How goes it Jez?

Jezter
06-09-2011, 03:35 PM
How goes it Jez?

The heat is exhausting, but Im hoping to adjust to it soon. Otherwise, good!
How's things in Colorado?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 03:41 PM
Not too bad here, thanks :)

We're lucky here, we're one of the few place in the US avoiding the heat wave right now. Supposed to be only 23C today :dance2:

beowulf
06-09-2011, 06:23 PM
bye all

Jezter
06-09-2011, 06:31 PM
Later Beo! :wave:

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:34 PM
23C

Speak American you heathen! :x

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:35 PM
Later Beo! Hope your evening gets better. :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:35 PM
bye all

:bye:


Speak American you heathen! :x

Bonjour! Comment ca va mon ami! :bananahi:

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:38 PM
:bye:

Bonjour! Comment ca va mon ami! :bananahi:

We won the war so we don't have to speak German! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:39 PM
What war? :-s

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:41 PM
The big one.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:42 PM
The Clone Wars? :shock:

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:42 PM
The Clone Wars? :shock:

:slap:

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:43 PM
WWII you fruity Frenchman!

Muddy
06-09-2011, 06:44 PM
The Clone Wars? :shock:

heheheeh

RBP
06-09-2011, 06:44 PM
I am running out for a bit...

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:46 PM
WWII you fruity Frenchman!

:x

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:46 PM
I am running out for a bit...

:sadwavey:

Jezter
06-09-2011, 06:46 PM
I am running out for a bit...

Don't run too hard or your tar-filled lungs will give up. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 06:48 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2011, 11:14 PM
Man, I'm beat....this has felt like a long week :wha:

RBP
06-09-2011, 11:29 PM
Don't run too hard or your tar-filled lungs will give up. :lol:

:slap: