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[SmoothBob]

Sig's back! Yay! :)

Sup Hal :wavey:

I had a wee 'i hate people' moment today but then i played my 'chill mon' tune and all was gravy again! I highly recomend having a couple o emergancy tunes on the old ipod, mine is Groove Armada - At The River, works every time! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Hey Smoothdude...yep music is my go-to relaxation technique :thumbsup:


(after weed, cigarettes, wanking and pissing off Lance :lol:)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's four

[SmoothBob]

Totally agree dude, maybes no the Lance bit.. :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ut9CVfaui1o/TbhFn1tQteI/AAAAAAAAAD8/xpMEFhSm4ec/s1600/SmokeWeed.jpg

[minz]

So, have I missed anything?

[RBP]

So, have I missed anything?

Hal's pregnant

[SmoothBob]

Lance says it aint his..

[minz]

Hal's pregnant

:shock: Its not mine...:hand:

[SmoothBob]

Whos is it then? :-k

[RBP]

we're doing a paternity test on the Maury show

[Hal-9000]

Hal's pregnant

That's not a baby bump! :x :x

It's from too much cheesecake and chocolate chip cookies!



wait...*checks calendar* I haven't had a period for a loooong time :shock:

[SmoothBob]

Be a ratings winner! :)

[minz]

Whos is it then? :-k

No idea... *looks at RBP* well he did know before anyone else. :huh:

[minz]

That's not a baby bump! :x :x

It's from too much cheesecake and chocolate chip cookies!



wait...*checks calendar* I haven't had a period for a loooong time :shock:

Its triplets... one of each. :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I get to leave work early today...like right now :lol:

thankfully

[minz]

I get to leave work early today...like right now :lol:

thankfully

Have fun, see you tomorrow :hug:

[SmoothBob]

No idea... *looks at RBP* well he did know before anyone else. :huh:

Found! :D

[Goofy]

:waves:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:howdy:

[Muddy]

Hello Goody!

[Goofy]

Lance :hi: Nearly the weekend, cant come soon enough! :D

[Goofy]

M-Gut :hi: Or does Muddy_G sound better............. :-k

[Muddy]

MG works best.. :)

[Goofy]

MG works best.. :)

Crappy cars though :-k

[Goofy]

In other news, i fitted a new graphics card to my pc earlier tonight :dance: The fan on the old one was starting to sound like......... a really noisy thing :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance :hi: Nearly the weekend, cant come soon enough! :D

I hear that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In other news, i fitted a new graphics card to my pc earlier tonight :dance: The fan on the old one was starting to sound like......... a really noisy thing :)

An atomic bomb exploding? :-k

[Goofy]

An atomic bomb exploding? :-k

Yeah........ but louder :thumbsup: Purring like a kitten now :tup: The new one has a cable for dual monitors.......... i'm tempted :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Other than looking kinda cool, I really don't see the point of dual monitors TBH :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Holy crap the site got slow :|

[Goofy]

Other than looking kinda cool, I really don't see the point of dual monitors TBH :-k

Yeah, the coolness factor :lol:


Holy crap the site got slow :|

it...... sure.... did :| :snail:

[RBP]

Other than looking kinda cool, I really don't see the point of dual monitors TBH :-k

I LOVE my dual monitors

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nobody likes a showoff :hand:

[Goofy]

*shows off*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*shows off*

:slap:

[RBP]

dual 19" - it's awesome

[Teh One Who Knocks]

dual 19" - it's awesome

:slap:

[Goofy]

dual 19" - it's awesome

Single 24" widescreen........ awesomer :cool:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

45283745602134952309465734209658702349567801934657 104978 inch plasma screen

Coolest 8-)









8-[

[Goofy]

45283745602134952309465734209658702349567801934657 104978 inch plasma screen

Coolest 8-)









8-[

That fits in your room? :-s

[Goofy]

45283745602134952309465734209658702349567801934657 104978 inch plasma screen

Coolest 8-)









8-[

That fits in your room? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sure :thumbsup:

[Pony]

I don't remember if I mentioned my 24" LG crapped out on me a few months ago, was about 2 years old. I just assumed it was out of warranty so didn't look into getting it fixed until last week, turns out LG has a 3 year manufacturer warranty on it, I just gotta print the post label and find a big enough box and enough stuffing to ship it to them. They want 4" of packing material all around and will void the warranty if it gets damaged in shipping. Pretty damn big box.....

[Southern Belle]

'sup?

[RBP]

Single 24" widescreen........ awesomer :cool:

I actually don't like the widescreen because they are too short. I don't remember how big as widescreen you have to get to have the height of a 19 but it was pretty big.


45283745602134952309465734209658702349567801934657 104978 inch plasma screen

Coolest 8-)

8-[

:slap:

[RBP]

'sup?

Wut up G

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't remember if I mentioned my 24" LG crapped out on me a few months ago, was about 2 years old. I just assumed it was out of warranty so didn't look into getting it fixed until last week, turns out LG has a 3 year manufacturer warranty on it, I just gotta print the post label and find a big enough box and enough stuffing to ship it to them. They want 4" of packing material all around and will void the warranty if it gets damaged in shipping. Pretty damn big box.....

4 inches of padding? :-s

I guarantee it doesn't have that much padding when they ship it :wha:


'sup?

Belle :hi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

What? :-s

[Goofy]

Belle, Purps :hi: S'up peeps?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How come up so late Goof? Can't sleep?

[Southern Belle]

Home from another disappointing day at work.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What happened Belle?

[Goofy]

How come up so late Goof? Can't sleep?

Fell asleep after dinner :lol:


Home from another disappointing day at work.

Sorry to hear that Belle :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fell asleep after dinner :lol:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

I know :wha: Now i'm gonna be awake all night......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

At least tomorrow is Friday

[minz]

Munchkins being mean to me :sad:

[Goofy]

:lol:

At least tomorrow is Friday

Amen to that :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's been a hectic week :wha:

[Goofy]

Same here, i'll be glad when everyone is back from holiday......

[RBP]

Munchkins being mean to me :sad:

Spare the rod and spoil the child! :spank:

[minz]

Spare the rod and spoil the child! :spank:

I would but he's bigger than me :lol: he's 6ft and im only a half pint :(

[Goofy]

I would but he's bigger than me :lol: he's 6ft and im only a half pint :(

Size matters not, respect thy mother!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Size matters not

http://i.imgur.com/kyhD3.jpg

:-k

[minz]

Size matters not, respect thy mother!

I just showed him this post and he laughed, he wont be laughing when I shave off one of his eyebrows when he's gone to sleep. :)

[Southern Belle]

Nite guys, not in the mood.

[minz]

Nite guys, not in the mood.

Sleep well Belle :hug:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/kyhD3.jpg

:-k

Clever you are :tup:


I just showed him this post and he laughed, he wont be laughing when I shave off one of his eyebrows when he's gone to sleep. :)

:lol:


Nite guys, not in the mood.

Take care Belle!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nite Belle

[RBP]

Nite Belle

[minz]

Im off to bed myself, sweet dreams all :hug:

[Goofy]

Night minz :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Minz :bye:

[Goofy]

Gonna head off to bed myself, later folks :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

G'night mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So tired....gonna try to get to sleep early tonite. Laters peeps :bye:

[SmoothBob]

Is 7:39 am, gettin on train tae Glasgow, cloudy morning, but its..

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

Gonna be a busy day I think :wha:

But at least it's :friday:

[Muddy]

So sumbitches need to quit using my daily good morning thingys... Dont you know Im too lazy to type out


GOOD MORNING EVERYONE... :roll:














:lol:

[SmoothBob]

Lunch, pizza n cola n nicotine :)

[SmoothBob]

AfTernoon Muddy :wavey:

[Muddy]

Hello Robert... :wave:

[SmoothBob]

Wassa crack fella?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MG and Bob :hi:

[SmoothBob]

40 mins o work left an the weekend starts! :tup:

Afternoon Sir Lance :wavey:

[SmoothBob]

40 mins o work left an the weekend starts! :tup:

Afternoon Sir Lance :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How's tricks Bob?

[SmoothBob]

She's alright! :)

And im even better, the weekend has just started!
Finished work, ahm goin home tae sit in me garden, maybes have a gin! :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm undecided as to whether I wanna go out tonite or not

[RBP]

I was up late. went shopping at 11 pm.

good morning all.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :hi:

What did you buy me? :)

[RBP]

a bag of spinach. gotta keep you healthy. :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[RBP]

eat your spinach dammit :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You aren't the boss of me :hand:

[RBP]

fine then have a perogie

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had a burrito instead :banana:

[Hal-9000]

:yawn:




:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:howdy:

[Hal-9000]

I was up way too early for a day off.....damn family and their early morning....communication!! :x

How are things today Lance-man?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm always up early on my days off....force of habit

Not too bad, been a pretty laid back day so far :)

[RBP]

I'm always up early on my days off....force of habit

Not too bad, been a pretty laid back day so far :)

Friday!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday!

:tup:

And I'm still on the fence on if I wanna go out tonight :-k

I'm leaning towards no, because I'm in a trivia tourney tomorrow and I don't wanna be hung over for it :lol:

[RBP]

yeah might be best to save it for the tournament.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

$1000 for first place in the tourney and no entry fee :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm always up early on my days off....force of habit

Not too bad, been a pretty laid back day so far :)

Never understood that...I tend to get up early too but try and lay in.I went out and saw a friend last night...was out until about 3am.
Very good time tho :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never understood that...I tend to get up early too but try and lay in.I went out and saw a friend last night...was out until about 3am.
Very good time tho :face:

I'm the exact opposite, I can't understand how someone can get up every day at the same time 5 days a week, and then completely change their sleeping habits for 2 days.

[Hal-9000]

I'm the exact opposite, I can't understand how someone can get up every day at the same time 5 days a week, and then completely change their sleeping habits for 2 days.

Because you don't have to get up :slap:

[Hal-9000]

where's Lank?


I kinda....ummm...miss him :sad2:


I'm going to get busy tonight so I won't have much time to chat later

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because you don't have to get up :slap:

Yes, so it's much better to just lay in bed doing nothing like a lazy ass? :-s

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've decided, no beer tonight. Don't wanna be hungover tomorrow

[minz]

I think more coffee is needed to keep me awake.

[Hal-9000]

Yes, so it's much better to just lay in bed doing nothing like a lazy ass? :-s

:shakehead:


:slap: nooo, the idea is to stay up later and do stuff on your nights off..then lay in about an hour later because...you can!

there's no talking to you old people, you just don't get it

[RBP]

the man gets laid one time and everyone else is old and ponchy :rolleyes:

[minz]

the man gets laid one time and everyone else is old and ponchy :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

the man gets laid one time and everyone else is old and ponchy :rolleyes:

one time?

you underestimate me...




:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

the man gets laid one time and everyone else is old and ponchy :rolleyes:

You know what they say about those that brag about things the most ;)



:dance:

[Hal-9000]

maybe I should post every time I get laid? It had been over 4 months, give me a break pls and let me enjoy the once in 120 days moment? :lol:

some events I keep to myself because others seem to have a problem with reading about things they don't do themselves...life is life

[Teh One Who Knocks]

maybe I should post every time I get laid? It had been over 4 months, give me a break pls and let me enjoy the once in 120 days moment? :lol:

some events I keep to myself because others seem to have a problem with reading about things they don't do themselves...life is life

Sorry Sally, didn't realize you would be so sensitive with a little razzing :rolleyes:










:nana:

[RBP]

maybe I should post every time I get laid? It had been over 4 months, give me a break pls and let me enjoy the once in 120 days moment? :lol:

some events I keep to myself because others seem to have a problem with reading about things they don't do themselves...life is life

4 months. :hand: abstinence amateur. ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

4 months. :hand: abstinence amateur. ;)

Pffffft.....24 months and I couldn't care less :hand:

[Hal-9000]

oh whores drawers I've gone longer than 4 months :lol:
I've abstained from sex AND masturbating for 14 months in 2002, reason unimportant.

That's right, over a year without any type of sexual release....that I was aware of.After a few months, the urge wasn't very pronounced which amazed me.
And I don't mind sharing that when it did come time to release the hounds so to speak sometime early in 2003, I was scared! :lol:

[RBP]

Pffffft.....24 months and I couldn't care less :hand:

I meant Hal was at 4 months... I'm at... wow... like 33 months? :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I meant Hal was at 4 months... I'm at... wow... like 33 months? :oops:

:gimme5:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh whores drawers I've gone longer than 4 months :lol:
I've abstained from sex AND masturbating for 14 months in 2002, reason unimportant.

That's right, over a year without any type of sexual release....that I was aware of.After a few months, the urge wasn't very pronounced which amazed me.
And I don't mind sharing that when it did come time to release the hounds so to speak sometime early in 2003, I was scared! :lol:

What exactly are whores drawers? :-k

[Hal-9000]

I didn't touch myself or even put myself in a spot to become aroused for over a year...because I fell in love :|

We broke up and I felt so incomplete without her that I was talking to myself nightly like she was right there...I was writing poetry that no one would ever read..and one day I got really mad at myself for not being able to move on.
So I guess it was an experiment of sorts and I denied myself of any potential pleasure that way because I was tired of being addicted to an idea..that I couldn't live or function without her.And all others paled in comparison.

I worked out non stop (my first pic at AS from 2005 shows a trim hal at 185 pounds, no fat, all muscle) and became a drug smoking monk.Went to work, came home and worked out, then got high every night.Rinse, repeat.
One golden day I woke up and realized that women are beautiful people and all of that self pity only benefited me one way, which was getting in physical shape.

I haven't loved anyone since and accept relationships without love...and don't get all mopey about it anymore.

Apologies guys, I've never shared that with anyone before.I should go.

[minz]

What exactly are whores drawers? :-k

They're the ones without the elastic which is why they keep falling down :lol:

[Hal-9000]

What exactly are whores drawers? :-k

about 29.95 by mail...

[Hal-9000]

oh crap Minz is here and I make a blubbering personal post...ffs


I gotta run, have a good night

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal's story was here....in case he decides he wants to edit his post

Dude, no worries, I was just razzing you. And believe me, I think we've all been in similar situations....I know I have. That's why I haven't been in a relationship for quite awhile now....and I mean AHILE.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh crap Minz is here and I make a blubbering personal post...ffs


I gotta run, have a good night

:(

[minz]

He always disappears when I’m here, I’m starting to get paranoid. :sad:

[RBP]

We still love you Minzy :hug:

[minz]

We still love you Minzy :hug:

Awww thanks, now I feel all warm and fuzzy :hug:

[Hal-9000]

things are fine Lance, thanks...I should go (relatives here...not Minz :lol:)


I frustrate the hell out of girls and know it.I also know and understand why I'm alone for the most part.Because part of me wants it that way.
Life is a serious of paths with branching directions...and usually you make the decisions about which way to turn.

I shouldn't complain or get maudlin about the path that I've chosen.






p.s. I wank all the time now :face:

[minz]

To be honest Hal, I think a lot of people are like that, when you get burned so badly it makes you very very cautious, it’s a self preservation thing, I’m exactly the same. :(

[RBP]

So serious in here.

[RBP]

Well, I am off to the movies... my date is uber sexy. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have fun RBP :bye:

[minz]

Have a good time RBP, see you in the hangover thread :lol: Im off to bed, see you all tomorrow :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Minzy :bye:

[Southern Belle]

Nite Minz, thanks for the support and hugs!
What's up peeps?

[DemonGeminiX]

I gotta run, guys.

:bye:

[SmoothBob]

On me own i guess...

[SmoothBob]

Need sleep

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Goofy]

:waves: Finally the weekend is here!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will go by fast, just like every weekend does :sad2:

[Goofy]

Yep....... but i'm gonna enjoy it anyway :tup: Bowling at 3pm today then playing tomorrow at 12 lunchtime, other than that i'll be doing nought :)

Yourself?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Trivia tourney this afternoon and then after that, nada :)

[Goofy]

Pffft, you're no good at trivia quizzes :hand:
























8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We never do very well at these....they're hard :lol:


I'm kinda scared tho, I Googled the pub that's hosting this tourney and it's in the ghey area of the city :afraid:

[Goofy]

Wear you latex trousers :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm thinking a suit of armor :-k

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Goofy]

Well, good luck at the quiz mate - i gotta go and grab a shower, have lunch etc - talk to you later :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thanks mate, same to you, good luck today :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's already getting hot :|

[golfer]

Hi everyone... ok well hi golfer...

[golfer]

hi golfer welcome to an empty mod free forum... just remember if you run a muck then no one can fix it for now... :lol:

[Southern Belle]

Nobody here?

[golfer]

not really ...

[Southern Belle]

w00t! Everybody who is anybody is here right now. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Sapphire]

Boo!

[SmoothBob]

Hello :wavey:

[RBP]

Hi Bob. :hi:

[SmoothBob]

Hey Rainbow, hows tings, enjoyin ur weekend?

[minz]

Evening. :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or better yet :tumble:

[Goofy]

Yeah, i got rid of the weed :oops:

[Goofy]

Looks like i'm gonna be working at the Perth branch for another 2 weeks :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well that sucks :wha:

I miss lunchtime Goof :sad2:

[SmoothBob]

Plug me in, Plug me in..

[Goofy]

Well that sucks :wha:

I miss lunchtime Goof :sad2:

So do i :sad: Our receptionist is back there so i cant even sneak on at work either :x :lol: Not that i get much of a chance, normally when i sit down and log in here the phone rings or a customer arrives :lol:


Plug me in, Plug me in..

to what? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So do i :sad: Our receptionist is back there so i cant even sneak on at work either :x :lol: Not that i get much of a chance, normally when i sit down and log in here the phone rings or a customer arrives :lol:

Laptop out in the shop :shifty:

[Goofy]

Laptop out in the shop :shifty:

I could hide one in a drawer in my toolbox :-k

[Goofy]

Dinner time, back in a bit :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have something for me too, I've been starving all day

[Muddy]

Wassup, just getting back from Cici's pizza where I have witnessed the largest concentration of low lifes and scrubs in one place I have ever seen...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:worthless:

[Muddy]

The one shitbag had like a fresh tattoo he appeared to not want to touch his shirt so he had his shirt rolled up under his armpits.... Walking around the restaurant with an open wound... *projectile vomit*

[Goofy]

The one shitbag had like a fresh tattoo he appeared to not want to touch his shirt so he had his shirt rolled up under his armpits.... Walking around the restaurant with an open wound... *projectile vomit*

Lovely :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate my job :rant:

[Hal-9000]

We have a civic holiday today...I hate my job from a distance :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Canada and Europe...where every third day is some kind of holiday :rolleyes:

[Muddy]

Frenchy La Kook day...

[Hal-9000]

Canada and Europe...where every third day is some kind of holiday :rolleyes:

We gotz lesser than youse!!! :x







Today is National Spelling Day :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We gotz lesser than youse!!! :x







Today is National Spelling Day :)

You just said today you have a civic holiday :-s

You know what we call it in the US? Monday :|

[Hal-9000]

Frenchy La Kook day...

:lol: oui! sucken le cocke day


It's either this one or one we get in February... that we get instead of November 11th.Our Remembrance Day :|
I would rather work this one than miss one of the most important stat holidays we get.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's either this one or one we get in February... that we get instead of November 11th.Our Remembrance Day :|
I would rather work this one than miss one of the most important stat holidays we get.

I've never had Veteran's Day off at any job I ever worked :wha:

[Hal-9000]

You just said today you have a civic holiday :-s

You know what we call it in the US? Monday :|

We have 10 this year...I've bulleted the ones we actually get from the list.Each province gets different days...

Note that August 1st is called ' Civic Holiday ' :facepalm:


http://i.imgur.com/RvgWn.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not any worse than the Europeans and their "Bank Holiday" :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you get 4 more holidays than I do :nono:

[Goofy]

The only statutory holidays i get are two at christmas and two at new year......... the rest i choose myself :) There are a lot of public holidays over here though......... i just don't get them

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My holidays:

New Year's Day (Jan 1)
Memorial Day (last Monday in May)
4th of July
Labor Day (1st Monday in September)
Thanksgiving (last Thursday in November)
Christmas Day (Dec 25)

:|

[Goofy]

My holidays:

New Year's Day (Jan 1)
Memorial Day (last Monday in May)
4th of July
Labor Day (1st Monday in September)
Thanksgiving (last Thursday in November)
Christmas Day (Dec 25)

:|

Is that the only 'paid' holidays you get off? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is that the only 'paid' holidays you get off? :-k

Yup....then I have 13 days of vacation/sick time to use....that I can never use. :|

I've taken 3 days off so far this year.

[Hal-9000]

And you get 4 more holidays than I do :nono:

We're larger geographically, we need them :nono:

[Hal-9000]

It's not any worse than the Europeans and their "Bank Holiday" :lol:

Yep pretty soon they'll take Good Friday and replace it with Thursday-Day or something similar :lol:

[Muddy]

I have 20 days and then the shitty ones Lance listed...

[Goofy]

By law in GB we're entitled to 28 days of paid leave per year - http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Employment/Employees/Timeoffandholidays/DG_10029788

[Muddy]

Jesus..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By law in GB we're entitled to 28 days of paid leave per year - http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Employment/Employees/Timeoffandholidays/DG_10029788

I'm pretty sure that I read they have the same thing in France as well...in fact, it might even be 6 weeks leave in France if I remember right

[Hal-9000]

28?

You Brits do suck you know :lol:

[Muddy]

I'm pretty sure that I read they have the same thing in France as well...in fact, it might even be 6 weeks leave in France if I remember right


Now when you say "France", do you mean France France? or do you mean Canada?

[Hal-9000]

Across Canada for hourly people, other companies range from 3 to 7 paid sick days per year...we get nothing like that.

If we're off more than 2 days (without getting paid) we automatically have to go on short term disability through an insurance provider :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now when you say "France", do you mean France France? or do you mean Canada?

France :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was close....5 weeks in France plus a buttload of other holidays:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_statutory_minimum_employment_leave_by_coun try

USA....the only country not to have any mandatory time off :|

[Hal-9000]

Now when you say "France", do you mean France France? or do you mean Canada?

In keeping with my vow to never type a complete sentence of French....

lick my sweaty bag in English will have to do :lol:

[Muddy]

I think Mugzy speaks French as a primary language...

[Hal-9000]

we have a small Eastern Block in a corner of our country...I've been working on moving the rest of country at night without notifying them, but they always seem to wise up to the plan somehow :|

[Goofy]

28?

You Brits do suck you know :lol:

Don't hate the player :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Don't hate the player :hand:

http://i.imgur.com/hDSqp.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a shower :|

[Hal-9000]

I need a blowjob from a senior without teeth :|

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/hDSqp.jpg


Is that the Queen, up in that beech?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a blowjob from a senior without teeth :|

http://i.imgur.com/sIsmG.jpg

:-k

[Hal-9000]

ihatemyteeth dot com




ffs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I gotta travel outside of my bookmark comfort zone :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't wanna see mine :oops:

[Hal-9000]

Actually I would like to see the sites you get your 2350 x 1800 celeb gallery pics from...

[minz]

Um, I hate housework. :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually I would like to see the sites you get your 2350 x 1800 celeb gallery pics from...

Ancient Chinese secret :)


Um, I hate housework. :sad2:

Don't do it? :-s

[minz]

Don't do it? :-s

I have to do it, got a viewing on the house tomorrow... :meh:

[Hal-9000]

Um, I hate housework. :sad2:

Minz..I gotta go, it has nothing to do with you



:lol: honest

[minz]

Minz..I gotta go, it has nothing to do with you



:lol: honest

Do I smell? :sad:

[Hal-9000]

Do I smell? :sad:

If you have a nose I imagine the ability is in there somewhere? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you have a nose I imagine the ability is in there somewhere? :-s

:rimshot:

[minz]

If you have a nose I imagine the ability is in there somewhere? :-s

:stfu:

[Hal-9000]

time to roll n roll, last dinner with sis..she leaves tomorrow and I'm back to work :sad2:



laters

[minz]

time to roll n roll, last dinner with sis..she leaves tomorrow and I'm back to work :sad2:



laters

See you tomorrow sweets :hug: :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

time to roll n roll, last dinner with sis..she leaves tomorrow and I'm back to work :sad2:



laters

:sadwavey:

[SmoothBob]

...ping!

[Muddy]

Bing!

[SmoothBob]

Google!

This is the right thread, yesh? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ask.com :tup:


:shifty:

[SmoothBob]

and the winner is....



drum roll...





























google!



:mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I said Ask :x

[minz]

Who does he want you to ask?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[SmoothBob]

LMAO!

hokay.. is 00:29, i gotta get up for work in 6 1/2 hrs, thank u and goodnight..

:wavey:

[minz]

Sweet dreams smooth :hug:

[minz]

:facepalm:

Sorry Lance, but you "asked" for that one. :giggle:

[Southern Belle]

Sup peeps?

[KevinD]

Evening Belle. Any luck with the pup?

[Southern Belle]

No, I'm going to have to take him to the animal shelter tomorrow while I'm off work. I put him on craigslist and bulldog rescue but no response. If I could afford to fly him to you I would. He's a sweet dog but I can't handle him at all.