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Leefro
08-14-2011, 10:47 AM
FOOTBALL


WBA vs Man Utd

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 10:53 AM
Sounds more like ping pong to me :hand:

Leefro
08-14-2011, 10:56 AM
A computer game sounds like premier league football ?

I got PMT so tread carefully ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 11:00 AM
Let's see you do this "computer game" ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp-FT51zPE

Leefro
08-14-2011, 11:01 AM
That is table tennis ffs ;)

Leefro
08-14-2011, 11:10 AM
Well I am out going to the pub for a pre match pint well around 4 if all goes goes well

C Ya laters :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 11:12 AM
Have a good one Lee :bye:

Goofy
08-14-2011, 11:44 AM
Well I am out going to the pub for a pre match pint well around 4 if all goes goes well

C Ya laters :)

Hope Nani bags a hat-trick :P (captain of my dream team)

Goofy
08-14-2011, 11:45 AM
In and out for me today, playing in a friendly match today - leaving in half an hour and ive still to have a shower and get dressed :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 11:46 AM
Damn in and out posters [-(

Goofy
08-14-2011, 11:47 AM
:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 11:49 AM
:x

Goofy
08-14-2011, 11:54 AM
Shower time :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2011, 11:55 AM
You'll just get dirty again :hand:

Leefro
08-14-2011, 06:03 PM
Hope Nani bags a hat-trick :P (captain of my dream team)

Well if you have man ure scum goalie them my advice is

GET FUCKING RID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goofy
08-15-2011, 05:06 AM
Well if you have man ure scum goalie them my advice is

GET FUCKING RID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not that daft, too expensive and too inexperienced........ i've got Shay Given :tup:

Southern Belle
08-15-2011, 10:14 AM
Good morning!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 10:52 AM
:monday:

I feel like crap :|

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:41 AM
Return of the Goof
(It is) Return of the Goof
(Come on) Return of the Goof
(Oh, my god) You know that I'll be back
Here I am

Return of the Goof
(Once again) Return of the Goof
(Top of the world) Return of the Goof
(Watch my flow) You know that I'll be back
Here I go :dance:



Lunchtime Goof has returned triumphantly.......... and slightly hungover :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:43 AM
:woot:


I'm very hungover :|

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:46 AM
Same here :lol: I spent a fortune yesterday at the bowls......... bought a new set of bowls from one of our opponents :oops: He was playing with a set of blue bowls that looked smart as fuck........ and it turned out he was selling them, after a bit of haggling i got them for £80! They cost £185 to buy new and he's only played with them two or three times (as good as new basically) so i couldnt pass up the opportunity - plus they're exactly the same as my own bowls....... except a nice speckled blue colour :) I'll see if i can find a pic of them.....

Anyway, how come you're hungover? What was the occasion?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:47 AM
Nice :tup:


The occasion? :-k

I was awake :tup:

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:49 AM
Nice :tup:


The occasion? :-k

I was awake :tup:

Awake is always a good thing while drinking :tup:

My new bowls look like this....

http://i.imgur.com/KjgKe.jpg

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:50 AM
Will hopefully get £70+ for my old bowls as they're only 2 years old........ plus i got those new ones for far too cheap :lol: He originally wanted £110 which was probably a fair price tbh......... a bit of haggling works well though :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:51 AM
Look at you Mr Fancy Bowls [-(

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:54 AM
Look at you Mr Fancy Bowls [-(

New user title :dance:

It's a pity new bowls never seem to make me a better player :(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:54 AM
:lol:


Maybe they're defective? :-k

Goofy
08-15-2011, 11:56 AM
:lol:


Maybe they're defective? :-k

Nope, that's just me :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:56 AM
Self :burn:

:lol:

Goofy
08-15-2011, 12:00 PM
:dance:

I really feel like crap today....... think im gonna have a lie down for a bit before i go back to work :lol: Later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 12:01 PM
I wish I could go lie down :sad2:

Have a good one Goof! :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 12:24 PM
This is gonna be a long day :|

minz
08-15-2011, 01:45 PM
Afternoon piss head :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 01:50 PM
Minz :wavey:

minz
08-15-2011, 01:51 PM
Minz :wavey:

Apart from the hangover, hows things?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 01:53 PM
Okay I guess, don't really feel like doing any of the work piled on my desk

How about you?

minz
08-15-2011, 01:55 PM
Okay I guess, don't really feel like doing any of the work piled on my desk

How about you?

Oh im skiving today :lol: booked time out to do a few things and called home for an hour. :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 01:56 PM
I wanna go home :sad2:

minz
08-15-2011, 01:57 PM
Awwww :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 01:59 PM
It's just gonna be one of those days unfortunately :(

minz
08-15-2011, 02:01 PM
It'll soon be over.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 02:08 PM
6 more hours until I can go home :(

minz
08-15-2011, 02:14 PM
6 more hours until I can go home :(

Dont look at the clock and it'll go quicker. :tup: I better get back to work now, see you later. :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 02:22 PM
Bye Minz :bye:

Muddy
08-15-2011, 02:59 PM
:monday:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 03:00 PM
:wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 03:33 PM
What a shitty day this has been so far :|

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 03:36 PM
Was it because I checked in?.. sorry :lol:


I gotta go too...boss is back and I'm buried

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 03:37 PM
Was it because I checked in?.. sorry :lol:


I gotta go too...boss is back and I'm buried

:slap:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 04:14 PM
odd day...got up brutally early because I wasn't feeling well...had some time to watch a full episode of Lost, something I never do in the morning before work...traffic was totally light like it wasn't a work day...everything is a little quiet and surreal at work too...it's like I'm still asleep



:shock:

Goofy
08-15-2011, 04:58 PM
odd day...got up brutally early because I wasn't feeling well...had some time to watch a full episode of Lost, something I never do in the morning before work...traffic was totally light like it wasn't a work day...everything is a little quiet and surreal at work too...it's like I'm still asleep



:shock:

Maybe you are still asleep :-k

Just popped in to say hello, got darts tonight and a few things i need to get done beforehand....... have a good one folks :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 05:05 PM
I think I'm gonna get fired :|

Noilly Pratt
08-15-2011, 05:16 PM
odd day...got up brutally early because I wasn't feeling well...had some time to watch a full episode of Lost, something I never do in the morning before work...traffic was totally light like it wasn't a work day...everything is a little quiet and surreal at work too...it's like I'm still asleep



:shock:

It's kind of the same for me...usually I'm inundated with the requests that managers have thought up over the weekend. But not this time.

Noilly Pratt
08-15-2011, 05:16 PM
I think I'm gonna get fired :|

Geez - hope not! What did you do? or, What didn't you do?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 05:23 PM
Geez - hope not! What did you do? or, What didn't you do?

I fucked an expensive piece of stainless steel plate up in a bad way...and the order is already running late

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 05:29 PM
I think I'm gonna get fired :|

No you are not...mistakes happen and if people are getting upset just remind them of how many days per year you commit to that job without taking vacation.
You're a lifer and part of the building.

identify mistake and admit responsibility
find out how to correct or salvage the situation
move on to next project

Goofy
08-15-2011, 05:48 PM
identify mistake and admit responsibility
find out how to correct or salvage the situation
move on to next project

Wise words :thumbsup:

Accidents happen Lance, i'm sure your boss has had a few himself :)

Muddy
08-15-2011, 05:55 PM
How much did the plate cost?

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 06:01 PM
Our Filipino girl dumped a rack on Friday...5 pallets of assorted customer stock came down.One carton of stock can easily be 500 dollars...and if we lose or destroy certain client's stock like insurance companies of utility companies...they don't do their business for that day.

Everyone is panicking, the girl who did it is pale and asking about her job and I step up and say - No one was injured, we can fix the beam that was bent and only a few cartons were damaged, which I can 'creatively explain' since we have a water main burst in the building a couple of weeks ago.

Even if thousands of dollars of stock were damaged and the client was hooped, you gotta eat the cost, ask the client if a delay is acceptable and move on with egg on your face.No one likes making a big mistake at work...it's how you get up afterwards after the fall that's important :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 06:06 PM
No you are not...mistakes happen and if people are getting upset just remind them of how many days per year you commit to that job without taking vacation.
You're a lifer and part of the building.

identify mistake and admit responsibility
find out how to correct or salvage the situation
move on to next project


Wise words :thumbsup:

Accidents happen Lance, i'm sure your boss has had a few himself :)

I haven't told him yet


How much did the plate cost?

$1800/each....two of them both cut wrong

Goofy
08-15-2011, 06:07 PM
The incidents i can remember offhand:

- smashed a door glass on a mini cooper
- helped smash a rear window glass on an Alfa Romeo
- broke an electric window controller on a bmw 7-series (expensive :oops: )
- had a BMW 5-series rear bumper crushed by mistake 8-[ That cost about £400 + painting to fix :oops:
- caught the edge of the spraybooth main door with a morgan aero 8 and had to repair an entire panel :oops:


I'm sure i'll think of more :mrgreen:

Muddy
08-15-2011, 06:08 PM
$1800/each....two of them both cut wrong

Wow.. thats a good un'...

I was gonna say dont feel bad I ordered $1200 worth of parts wrong last week NC/NR...

Goofy
08-15-2011, 06:08 PM
I haven't told him yet



$1800/each....two of them both cut wrong

:wha: So whats the plan of action?

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 06:10 PM
The incidents i can remember offhand:

- smashed a door glass on a mini cooper
- helped smash a rear window glass on an Alfa Romeo
- broke an electric window controller on a bmw 7-series (expensive :oops: )
- had a BMW 5-series rear bumper crushed by mistake 8-[ That cost about £400 + painting to fix :oops:
- caught the edge of the spraybooth main door with a morgan aero 8 and had to repair an entire panel :oops:


I'm sure i'll think of more :mrgreen:

- helped smash a rear window glass on an Alfa Romeo

teamwork always makes mistakes easier to take :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 06:11 PM
:wha: So whats the plan of action?

No time to reorder material and re-cut new plates (they've spent 4 hours total in the waterjet already, so that adds even more to the fuck up) so I gotta figure a way to try and make them usable

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 06:17 PM
An old client of ours was Westjet..Canada's busiest airline out here.
We used to get horror show orders on Friday nights....THE PLANES CAN'T TAKE OFF WITHOUT THE PROPER DOCUMENTATION!!! :x


We lost all of the printing and distribution for the client...we simply didn't bid when the contract came up because their forms
and ordering process caused so much extra time and stress.

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 06:18 PM
No time to reorder material and re-cut new plates (they've spent 4 hours total in the waterjet already, so that adds even more to the fuck up) so I gotta figure a way to try and make them usable

So the client won't accept a delay for a complete re-do?

minz
08-15-2011, 06:28 PM
I'd go for the ostrich approach. :huh:

Goofy
08-15-2011, 06:28 PM
- helped smash a rear window glass on an Alfa Romeo

teamwork always makes mistakes easier to take :thumbsup:

We were making slight adjustments to the bootlid using a block of wood.......... "one more small tweak should do it" were my final words i believe :lol:


No time to reorder material and re-cut new plates (they've spent 4 hours total in the waterjet already, so that adds even more to the fuck up) so I gotta figure a way to try and make them usable

Hope you figure something out mate :thumbsup: I gotta go for now, later peeps :bye:

minz
08-15-2011, 06:30 PM
See you later goof :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 06:34 PM
So the client won't accept a delay for a complete re-do?

Take too long, plus ordering another $3600 in material and re-doing the 4 hours of labor already in the parts wouldn't be good :|


I'd go for the ostrich approach. :huh:

That will only work for so long :|


Hope you figure something out mate :thumbsup: I gotta go for now, later peeps :bye:

Later mate :bye:

minz
08-15-2011, 06:37 PM
In other news. I have to create a twitter account for the salon, im not good with techy things :sad2:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 06:40 PM
Take too long, plus ordering another $3600 in material and re-doing the 4 hours of labor already in the parts wouldn't be good :|



That will only work for so long :|



Later mate :bye:

I have a weird habit...when I make a mistake I inform my boss asap.Doesn't usually make a difference in the outcome but I sure see how pissed off he gets when others try to cover shit up or ignore the fact they made the mistake in the first place.

Muddy
08-15-2011, 07:24 PM
That new lolwut smiley is horrid... :lol:

minz
08-15-2011, 07:30 PM
Yaay I did it, I now have a twitter account for the salon, editing it however is another story. :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 08:59 PM
Almost got t-boned by some assclown running a red light on the way home from work :|

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:07 PM
alive alive o :wavey:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:17 PM
Almost got t-boned by some assclown running a red light on the way home from work :|

Oh wow, they have all been out today, I swear I’ve had 5 people (and I use that term loosely) pull out in front of me today, I’m beginning to think I’m invisible:huh:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:18 PM
Evening Bob :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 09:19 PM
alive alive o :wavey:

Bob :hi:


Oh wow, they have all been out today, I swear I’ve had 5 people (and I use that term loosely) pull out in front of me today, I’m beginning to think I’m invisible:huh:

Came within about 3 feet of hitting me

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Almost got t-boned by some assclown running a red light on the way home from work :|



was it your boss?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 09:24 PM
was it your boss?

:slap:

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:25 PM
Hola amigo's e amigo!

que pasa?

Hows yis been?

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:26 PM
:slap:

I'm trying to be delicate!

:lol: sorry

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:27 PM
Hola amigo's e amigo!

que pasa?

Hows yis been?

We are not men, we are devo :thumbsup:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:31 PM
Bob :hi:



Came within about 3 feet of hitting me

Two of them on the motorway, I got sandwiched between a car and a 16 wheeler had to break so hard my bag ended up on the front seat.

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:34 PM
Jings, are yi ok?

minz
08-15-2011, 09:37 PM
I told the munchkins when I got home and they said with so many near misses today was I sure it wasnt my driving, cheeky sods :huh: I swear they were all on drugs. :huh:

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:41 PM
Hah hah, u said drugs! :huh: :cheerlead::cheerlead::cheerlead:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:42 PM
Hah hah, u said drugs! :huh: :cheerlead::cheerlead::cheerlead:

But they were :huh: every driver on the road today, they were out to get me. :(

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:45 PM
But they were :huh: every driver on the road today, they were out to get me. :(

maybe they were just horny?

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:46 PM
Do u have a prescription windscreen? :D

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:47 PM
Do u have a prescription windscreen? :D

:burn:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:47 PM
maybe they were just horny?

Are you being ironic? :huh:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 09:48 PM
Are you being ironic? :huh:

the moment passed, no explaining, move along pls :lol:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:49 PM
Do u have a prescription windscreen? :D

:slap: No!

minz
08-15-2011, 09:49 PM
the moment passed, no explaining, move along pls :lol:

You know you have to expain things to me :(

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:55 PM
Sorry, just thinkin o u driving along wi ur windscreen and all other drivers see comin toward them is a pair o giant eyes!

:lmao:

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 09:56 PM
and ahm also glad ur ok and ur kids were concerned :D

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 09:57 PM
Do u have a prescription windscreen? :D


:burn:

:bwaha:

minz
08-15-2011, 09:58 PM
Sorry, just thinkin o u driving along wi ur windscreen and all other drivers see comin toward them is a pair o giant eyes!

:lmao:

I nearly had no windscreen, I nearly had no car :(

minz
08-15-2011, 09:58 PM
Its ok ladies, your time will come *smugsmiley*

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 10:01 PM
and..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

minz
08-15-2011, 10:05 PM
:hand:[-(

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 10:06 PM
Ach cum ohn! :D

minz
08-15-2011, 10:07 PM
*sulkingsmiley*

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:07 PM
oh don't worry Minz, I hate driving in this city with a passion

you should try 6-8 months of snow and ice on the road without a break..

SmoothBob
08-15-2011, 10:08 PM
oh don't worry Minz, I hate driving in this city with a passion

you should try 6-8 months of snow and ice on the road without a break..

How do yi think yer tyres feel???

Yi dinnae think o them dae yi!

Poor tyres...

minz
08-15-2011, 10:15 PM
oh don't worry Minz, I hate driving in this city with a passion

you should try 6-8 months of snow and ice on the road without a break..

The last time we had deep snow (more than 2 inches :lol:) I parked the car on the drive it it didnt move for 3 days.

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:20 PM
The last time we had deep snow (more than 2 inches :lol:) I parked the car on the drive it it didnt move for 3 days.

We had our city council tell us last year that there was no money in the budget for snow removal.It snowed in October and our roads were not fully clear until
late April/May.

It has snowed every year I've been in this city, since I was born :lol: There's nothing new here....council's responses to outraged city dwellers? "buy better snow tires, take defensive driving courses, carpool"

well it's kinda hard to carpool when you can't get your vehicle off of your own front street to get to the main roads!!!!! :x :x :x

minz
08-15-2011, 10:22 PM
We had our city council tell us last year that there was no money in the budget for snow removal.It snowed in October and our roads were not fully clear until
late April/May.

It has snowed every year I've been in this city, since I was born :lol: There's nothing new here....council's responses to outraged city dwellers? "buy better snow tires, take defensive driving courses, carpool"

well it's kinda hard to carpool when you can't get your vehicle off of your own front street to get to the main roads!!!!! :x :x :x

I couldnt live where you do, I would be house bound for 6 months of the year. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:25 PM
I couldnt live where you do, I would be house bound for 6 months of the year. :lol:

I'm getting worse at winter driving, rather than better.You'd think with 25 yrs experience I would chill out a bit....nope! :lol:

that why on days like today...the 'almost hit me' days while we're still in summer...we tend to get a little bit more pissed off at someone trying
to kill you because of the way they're not paying attention :lol: There's no excuse

minz
08-15-2011, 10:28 PM
I'm getting worse at winter driving, rather than better.You'd think with 25 yrs experience I would chill out a bit....nope! :lol:

that why on days like today...the 'almost hit me' days while we're still in summer...we tend to get a little bit more pissed off at someone trying
to kill you because of the way they're not paying attention :lol: There's no excuse

:lol: You’re so right, I’m a lot more cautious than I was as a young girl.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 10:29 PM
We had our city council tell us last year that there was no money in the budget for snow removal.It snowed in October and our roads were not fully clear until
late April/May.

It has snowed every year I've been in this city, since I was born :lol: There's nothing new here....council's responses to outraged city dwellers? "buy better snow tires, take defensive driving courses, carpool"

well it's kinda hard to carpool when you can't get your vehicle off of your own front street to get to the main roads!!!!! :x :x :x

It's the same way here....we get one major early season storm and suddenly the cities are all out of money in their snow removal budget. And they don't even plow the side roads FFS...and the main roads are barely passable. There are some mornings going to work where I have to put my truck in 4WD on the freaking interstate or else I would have to crawl into work. :|

The only advantage we have here is that when the storm passes and the sun comes out, the roads clean up in a hurry, no thanks to the city workers.

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:40 PM
It's the same way here....we get one major early season storm and suddenly the cities are all out of money in their snow removal budget. And they don't even plow the side roads FFS...and the main roads are barely passable. There are some mornings going to work where I have to put my truck in 4WD on the freaking interstate or else I would have to crawl into work. :|

The only advantage we have here is that when the storm passes and the sun comes out, the roads clean up in a hurry, no thanks to the city workers.

Exactamondo :thumbsup:

We have a city 3 hours to the north of us, our province's capital.They get all main roads done and sidestreets...and then the snowbanks leftover are carted away :shock:

Our current mayor is an East Indian guy and his focal point is on 'social networking'...nice that he likes the electronic age but if he doesn't get his act together this coming winter, I sense a city wide hate crime in the making :lol:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:47 PM
to illustrate :

This past winter I was waiting at a red light and saw this minivan coming through the opposite side of the intersection at me.I knew they were doing construction to my right, so I put my car in 2, cranked the wheel and drove up an abutment.Sure enough she came right across the intersection and smacked the guy sitting to my left :lol:

I was now stuck on a boulevard and couldn't move my car.So I called my boss, said I would be very late and had to wait for a tow.Some younger guys stopped, offered a push and between the 4 of us we got my car back on the road within about two hours.

The whole point is, that was a busy intersection, if our city would have attempted a pass at it or even just thrown some gravel and salt, there wouldn't be these surreal 20 km/hour slow motion accidents and lost time from work.

:x

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 10:53 PM
to illustrate :

This past winter I was waiting at a red light and saw this minivan coming through the opposite side of the intersection at me.I knew they were doing construction to my right, so I put my car in 2, cranked the wheel and drove up an abutment.Sure enough she came right across the intersection and smacked the guy sitting to my left :lol:

I was now stuck on a boulevard and couldn't move my car.So I called my boss, said I would be very late and had to wait for a tow.Some younger guys stopped, offered a push and between the 4 of us we got my car back on the road within about two hours.

The whole point is, that was a busy intersection, if our city would have attempted a pass at it or even just thrown some gravel and salt, there wouldn't be these surreal 20 km/hour slow motion accidents and lost time from work.

:x

I wish they would go back to using salt. The liquid de-icer they use here is utter crap. It's more slick than the ice on the freaking road :|

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 10:56 PM
Our stuff only works to about -20C....:(


What I saw the most last winter? Shovel trucks with their shovels UP, almost constantly.We have so many private snow guys clamoring for work, yet the city won't pay them to do it and say in the same breath - City workers are overworked with the snowfall levels! :shock:

minz
08-15-2011, 10:59 PM
I saw a program, last year I think about under surface heating for the roads, it was designed to heat the road to just above freezing so that the snow and ice doesn’t form and the road surface doesn’t break up during severe frosts.

RBP
08-15-2011, 10:59 PM
hi hoes :)

minz
08-15-2011, 11:00 PM
Hi RBP :wave:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Hey mister P :wavey:

RBP
08-15-2011, 11:03 PM
Minz and Hal immediately respond to hoes. :-k

Leefro
08-15-2011, 11:04 PM
We had our city council tell us last year that there was no money in the budget for snow removal.It snowed in October and our roads were not fully clear until
late April/May.

It has snowed every year I've been in this city, since I was born :lol: There's nothing new here....council's responses to outraged city dwellers? "buy better snow tires, take defensive driving courses, carpool"

well it's kinda hard to carpool when you can't get your vehicle off of your own front street to get to the main roads!!!!! :x :x :x

Ebay are doing a deal on snow ploughs. Hurry while stocks last ;)

minz
08-15-2011, 11:20 PM
Im snuggly and warm under the duvet so its time for me to sleep, sweet dreams ladies. :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:24 PM
Nite Minz :bye:

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 11:26 PM
Minz and Hal immediately respond to hoes. :-k

I am not a garden implement!!!! :x

Hal-9000
08-15-2011, 11:27 PM
Im snuggly and warm under the duvet so its time for me to sleep, sweet dreams ladies. :wave:

hands above the duvet Minz, you need to sleep :thumbsup:

RBP
08-15-2011, 11:29 PM
I am not a garden implement!!!! :x


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5H5r4_CoJo

Southern Belle
08-15-2011, 11:35 PM
'Sup peeps?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2011, 11:36 PM
Belle :howdy:

RBP
08-15-2011, 11:37 PM
Howdy Ms Belle! :wavey:

Southern Belle
08-15-2011, 11:42 PM
Hey hon, how's it going?

RBP
08-15-2011, 11:43 PM
Good for me thanks. Just really busy right now, especially this week. How have you been?

Southern Belle
08-15-2011, 11:45 PM
I've been ok. Working and looking forward to my hubby getting here in Sept.
My online classes start the 23rd pf this month.

golfer
08-16-2011, 12:26 AM
hey yall... well hope everything goes smoothly for you belle

MrsM
08-16-2011, 12:41 AM
Hi All - quick work break :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 12:46 AM
Golfer :hi:

MrsM :hi:

MrsM
08-16-2011, 12:48 AM
Hi Lance :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 12:51 AM
How are ya tonite?

MrsM
08-16-2011, 01:02 AM
Busy - been working 9am to almost midnight for the last week + another 15 or so on the weekend.

How's you?

golfer
08-16-2011, 01:02 AM
doing good out on the patio smoking a cigar and playing on the laptop good times :D

MrsM
08-16-2011, 01:05 AM
doing good out on the patio smoking a cigar and playing on the laptop good times :D

Good times - all you need is a blowjob and a scotch ... then its epic times :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 01:08 AM
Busy - been working 9am to almost midnight for the last week + another 15 or so on the weekend.

How's you?

Tired :sleepy:


doing good out on the patio smoking a cigar and playing on the laptop good times :D

Nice :)

golfer
08-16-2011, 01:17 AM
Tired :sleepy:



why are you tired boss?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 01:24 AM
Too much beer, not enough sleep yesterday :lol:

golfer
08-16-2011, 01:40 AM
Too much beer, not enough sleep yesterday :lol:

yup that does the trick every time :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 02:00 AM
And I'm out....falling asleep here. Talk at ya later! :bye:

deebakes
08-16-2011, 02:01 AM
:wave: night lance

MrsM
08-16-2011, 03:42 AM
Heading to bed - night all :wave:

minz
08-16-2011, 08:04 AM
Back to the Docs this morning, although things seem to have settled down now. *crossedfingerssmiley*

Dr Death
08-16-2011, 08:12 AM
Back to the Docs this morning, although things seem to have settled down now. *crossedfingerssmiley*Sounds like someone needs some sexy hugs! :giggle:

minz
08-16-2011, 08:30 AM
Sounds like someone needs some sexy hugs! :giggle:

Oh lots of them :hug: :giggle:

Dr Death
08-16-2011, 08:31 AM
Oh lots of them :hug: :giggle:Heehee! I wish! 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:40 AM
:morning:

Goofy
08-16-2011, 11:32 AM
Mornin' Lance :hi: How did things pan out yesterday?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:36 AM
Goof :hi:

Dunno yet....I think I have a way of making the parts at least usable, but it's gonna be a pain

Goofy
08-16-2011, 11:39 AM
No pain no gain :lol: Well, at least you have a plan of attack :tup:

I'm hungover again :oops: A few of us stayed late at the club after the darts........ got home about 1am 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:41 AM
:facepalm:

Goofy
08-16-2011, 11:46 AM
Yep :lol:

I do feel better than i did yesterday though....... just a bit tired :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:49 AM
I'm dead tired....hardly slept at all last night thinking about the problem with those parts :wha:

Maybe I should have gone and got drunk :-k

Goofy
08-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Get the problem fixed today then you'll get a good nights sleep tonight :thumbsup:

Off to grab something to eat......... and a can of Red Bull :lol: Later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:59 AM
Cya Goof :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 02:52 PM
Told my boss about my fuck-up on the stainless steel plates :|

Muddy
08-16-2011, 03:27 PM
http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/taco-tuesday.jpg

golfer
08-16-2011, 04:02 PM
Told my boss about my fuck-up on the stainless steel plates :|

dis-regard see below

golfer
08-16-2011, 04:25 PM
I haven't told him yet



$1800/each....two of them both cut wrong

all caught up... hope they are fixable sorry lance... was it a bad design noticed to late(like after they spent time on the waterjet)

Muddy
08-16-2011, 04:35 PM
hope they are fixable sorry lance...

How can you fix a piece of steel you cut wrong?

Goofy
08-16-2011, 04:45 PM
Told my boss about my fuck-up on the stainless steel plates :|

How did he take it? You manage to salvage them?


How can you fix a piece of steel you cut wrong?

Welding :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 04:47 PM
all caught up... hope they are fixable sorry lance... was it a bad design noticed to late(like after they spent time on the waterjet)

I transposed a couple of numbers when I was programming the waterjet


How can you fix a piece of steel you cut wrong?


Welding :tup:

:thumbsup:


How did he take it? You manage to salvage them?

Surprisingly well TBH :-k

The welder is working on them right now.

Goofy
08-16-2011, 04:51 PM
Surprisingly well TBH :-k

The welder is working on them right now.

As i said yesterday, accidents happen and your boss understands that (or he should anyway :lol: ) :thumbsup: Maybe next time you're programming the waterjet machine you won't stop in the middle to post a celeb gallery :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 04:53 PM
As i said yesterday, accidents happen and your boss understands that (or he should anyway :lol: ) :thumbsup: Maybe next time you're programming the waterjet machine you won't stop in the middle to post a celeb gallery :mrgreen:

:slap:

Goofy
08-16-2011, 04:55 PM
:dance:

So everything's cool now?

minz
08-16-2011, 05:00 PM
Evening, home before 6pm :cheerlead: yaaay :mrgreen:

Goofy
08-16-2011, 05:02 PM
Hi Minz :hug: Early finish today?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 05:03 PM
:dance:

So everything's cool now?

Kinda....still behind on the job though and losing more time because of this

minz
08-16-2011, 05:05 PM
Hi Minz :hug: Early finish today?

Ooh yeah :)

minz
08-16-2011, 05:06 PM
I closed up at 5.30pm, should be open till 6pm but its been a quiet day, and I'm the boss so nobody can moan at me. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 05:27 PM
not having the best day at work.....grrrrr

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 05:32 PM
not having the best day at work.....grrrrr

I feel your pain my friend

minz
08-16-2011, 05:33 PM
not having the best day at work.....grrrrr

:( :hug:

minz
08-16-2011, 05:40 PM
I don’t know what I’ve been touching today but I’ve got hives all up my forearms, and they are itching like hell :sad:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 05:53 PM
I feel your pain my friend

I wish you did :lol: (not really)

I can't bend my left leg and my jaw hurts so bad I'm almost in tears...I had 3 fucking dental appointments last week, the guy forgot to give me a prescription
so I have to go back in person today to get it...miss more work...and I'll probably only take a grand total of 2 pills anyways.

and some of my coworkers need to be smacked with a stick....I actually just put in an email - Did I type in Spanish or stutter on my last note?
verbatim :lol:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 06:08 PM
oh ffs she just sent me another note - do you think you should have written the note below? (referring to my previous)

well OF COURSE I DO :lol: I wrote it you wombat! :lol:


:doh: one day she has a sense of humor, the next day she's a completely different person.....grrrrrrr

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 06:38 PM
Things are steadily getting less good here :|

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 06:40 PM
Things are ok after yesterday's kerfuffle Lance?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 06:42 PM
They were kinda this morning, but now it's getting worse :wha:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 06:43 PM
I know the feeling...I'm getting in shit right now, I can sense it...

Just try to ride it out and repeat after me - I am a leaf on the wind..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 06:47 PM
:suicide:

Muddy
08-16-2011, 07:14 PM
Lance did you get slapped in the head for fucking up that steel?

Muddy
08-16-2011, 07:15 PM
If you ever try to send me a pool ball jig with a bunch of shitty welds all over it, Im beatin' somebodys azzz....

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 07:17 PM
Happenin people :wave:

minz
08-16-2011, 07:25 PM
Better eat my lunch or it will end up in the bin!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 07:50 PM
Lance did you get slapped in the head for fucking up that steel?

Not yet


If you ever try to send me a pool ball jig with a bunch of shitty welds all over it, Im beatin' somebodys azzz....

:slap:


Happenin people :wave:

Bob :wavey:


Better eat my lunch or it will end up in the bin!

You don't fool us, we know you don't eat anything...you hate food :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 07:54 PM
Time to get ready to go home :dance2:


:bye:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 08:10 PM
Crazy days Lance?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:05 PM
Crazy days Lance?

It's been a rough week already

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:09 PM
sorry tae hear that dude :hug:

u got any good things planned tae look forward tae? If not yi need tae plan some! :tup:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:23 PM
home sweet homer :homer:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:25 PM
sorry tae hear that dude :hug:

u got any good things planned tae look forward tae? If not yi need tae plan some! :tup:

Thanks....comes with the job tho....some days are just not good ones.

I'm looking to doing a whole lot of nothing this weekend :)


home sweet homer :homer:

I didn't say you could leave early :nono:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:29 PM
and that's exactly why I did :thumbsup:

and I drove 2 kms over the speed limit all the way home just to spite you

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:30 PM
and that's exactly why I did :thumbsup:

and I drove 2 kms over the speed limit all the way home just to spite you

How would that spite me? :-s

I drive way faster than that when I'm going home :hand:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:34 PM
How would that spite me? :-s

a.leaving work without your permission
b.getting here sooner to torment you
c.I was nude for part of the trip

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:36 PM
i do about 120 kph on the way home...

onna train! :D

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:36 PM
I drive way faster than that when I'm going home :hand:


:nono: Breaking the law and endangering other people's lives is nothing to be proud of mister.Pull it over right there and think about your heinous actions.

minz
08-16-2011, 10:36 PM
I really need someone to take my mind of what im doing. :freakout:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:36 PM
a.leaving work without your permission
b.getting here sooner to torment you
c.I was nude for part of the trip

None of those things have anything to do with speeding...which is what you said you did to spite me. Are you wasted already? :-s

:slap:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:37 PM
i do about 120 kph on the way home...

onna train! :D

hobo?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:37 PM
i do about 120 kph on the way home...

onna train! :D

That's how fast I drive home in my truck :)


:nono: Breaking the law and endangering other people's lives is nothing to be proud of mister.Pull it over right there and think about your heinous actions.

Then they should all get the fuck outta my way :hand:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:38 PM
c.I was nude for part of the trip

Are yi flashing tae truckers again Hal? :nono:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:39 PM
None of those things have anything to do with speeding...which is what you said you did to spite me. Are you wasted already? :-s

:slap:

Are you a CSR? :shock:

Of course they all do :lol: ....leaving, getting here faster and being nude going fast is just plain cool.

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:40 PM
wasted already?

or still? :-k

I've been wasted since 1981...specify damn you! :x

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:41 PM
Are yi flashing tae truckers again Hal? :nono:

Flashed a minivan driver the middle finger, does that count? :lol:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:42 PM
Hey Minz :wavey:

Yi need distractred? Wanna play hide n seek or summit? :D

minz
08-16-2011, 10:46 PM
Hey Minz :wavey:

Yi need distractred? Wanna play hide n seek or summit? :D

Off you go to hide then :)

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:48 PM
Hey Minz :wavey:

Yi need distractred? Wanna play hide n seek or summit? :D

if you ever post drunk we'll never know :lol:

minz
08-16-2011, 10:50 PM
if you ever post drunk we'll never know :lol:

He cant answer you, he's hiding :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 10:51 PM
:yawn:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:51 PM
He cant answer you, he's hiding :mrgreen:

and how are you young lady?

I've missed you all day...crazy stupid day at work

minz
08-16-2011, 10:53 PM
and how are you young lady?

I've missed you all day...crazy stupid day at work

Im fine thaks sweetie, had my head buried in paperwork all evening so I've not really had much time to play :(

minz
08-16-2011, 10:54 PM
Ive searched the other threads and I cant find Bob anywhere.

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:56 PM
Ach yi didnae even try tae find me!

http://www.funnykittensite.com/pictures/Hiding_Out_Kitten.jpg

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:57 PM
Ive searched the other threads and I cant find Bob anywhere.

Im teh best, i was under a car! :D

minz
08-16-2011, 10:57 PM
I did look honest, you hide yourself too well :(

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 10:57 PM
that's cute Bob..






:x :x :x



:beatdown:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 10:58 PM
I loved u posting tae Hal i couldnae reply cos i was hiding! :lmao:

minz
08-16-2011, 10:59 PM
And we all know how much Hal loves cute :lol:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:00 PM
I loved u posting tae Hal i couldnae reply cos i was hiding! :lmao:

great..another cutesy poster who's MALE :(

minz
08-16-2011, 11:01 PM
great..another cutesy poster who's MALE :(

Are you included in the cutesy male poster bit? :)

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:01 PM
that's cute Bob..






:x :x :x



:beatdown:

Hal ur so funny :mrgreen:

:nutkick:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:05 PM
And we all know how much Hal loves cute :lol:

http://dailycuteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/kitten.jpg

iz Hal, iz Hal Iz so cutez an exciteds! :D

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:06 PM
Are you included in the cutesy male poster bit? :)

I NEVER post cute...

life it too short for that crap

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:07 PM
http://dailycuteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/kitten.jpg

iz Hal, iz Hal Iz so cutez an exciteds! :D

You know?
If I step on his little tummy just so......he emits a high pitched squeal much like a wah wah pedal for my guitar.
Let's play All Along the Watchtower with me on lead kitty :face:

minz
08-16-2011, 11:08 PM
I NEVER post cute...

life it too short for that crap

Aww your so cute when you shout :lol:

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:10 PM
I have a folder called anti-cute

I don't screw around :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0ldZv.jpg

Muddy
08-16-2011, 11:11 PM
Thats fuckin horrible, Lance... :lol:

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:11 PM
You know?
If I step on his little tummy just so......he emits a high pitched squeal much like a wah wah pedal for my guitar.
Let's play All Along the Watchtower with me on lead kitty :face:

Oh my God! You, You, Kitty Hater!!! :evil:

minz
08-16-2011, 11:12 PM
I don't screw around :lol:

Not what I heard :lol: just kidding sweets :)

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:13 PM
Yeah Lance, that aint cute.. :)

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d169/d22/d744/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:13 PM
Not what I heard :lol: just kidding sweets :)

:burn:

Muddy
08-16-2011, 11:13 PM
Yeah Lance, that aint cute.. :)

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d169/d22/d744/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg


Oh fuckin' god....

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0ldZv.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/d1MZx.jpg

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:14 PM
Oh fuckin' god....

at what? :D

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:15 PM
same as me...he's gonna barf electronically if you guys don't stop :x

golfer
08-16-2011, 11:18 PM
I drive way faster than that when I'm going home :hand:


That's how fast I drive home in my truck :)

Then they should all get the fuck outta my way :hand:

I actually went to driving classes and got told off by the whole group of other ticketed morons that speeding was dangerous... I was like well at least i was only doing 95mph and got a ticket for exceeding the posted speed limit, so i could take traffic school... no one thought it was funny oh well there loss, just please drive in the slow lane and stay the fuck out of the fast lane

SmoothBob
08-16-2011, 11:20 PM
same as me...he's gonna barf electronically if you guys don't stop :x

Fine! [-(

http://www.artinfo.com/media/image/181354/001_SHRIG-1156-Im-Dead-Cat.jpg

Muddy
08-16-2011, 11:22 PM
at what? :D

The pictures where the artist strives for cute....

Hal-9000
08-16-2011, 11:23 PM
Fine! [-(

http://www.artinfo.com/media/image/181354/001_SHRIG-1156-Im-Dead-Cat.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/V3Tjp.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2011, 11:23 PM
I actually went to driving classes and got told off by the whole group of other ticketed morons that speeding was dangerous... I was like well at least i was only doing 95mph and got a ticket for exceeding the posted speed limit, so i could take traffic school... no one thought it was funny oh well there loss, just please drive in the slow lane and stay the fuck out of the fast lane

:tup: