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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi:

[Hal-9000]

Observers! :shock:




*runs*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't like my new mouse :|

[Hal-9000]

What flavor?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/en-us/p/wireless-mouse-5000

I don't like the scroll wheel on it

[Hal-9000]

Does it click when scrolling or feels like it has a drag to it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No clicking, it's a 'smooth' scroll wheel, but I can't get the scroll speed where I want it. It has 40 different setting for the scroll speed, but none of them are right :wha:

It's either too slow or too fast...plus it's a bit 'jumpy'

[Hal-9000]

Are you using the actual mouse settings or using the Windows 7 mouse settings?


maybe one works better?


*checks to see if Win 7 has the feature*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It installed all the MS Intellipoint software when I plugged in the USB receiver

[Hal-9000]

Could be the problem there...uninstall that crap, reboot, let WIN 7 provide and see if it improves?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what Win7 installed for it when it was plugged in, I didn't use the CD that came with it

[Hal-9000]

Go the other way then and try the CD drivers?

I lucked out with my ghetto Logitech keyboard/mouse combo.Plugged in the fob, no drivers installed and they both just worked instantly.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Other than the stupid scroll wheel, I like it :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I bought a MS keyboard/mouse combo..wired I think and it sucked.

It needed drivers and once installed every time I hit a key it would delay or repeat letters....tttttttttttttttttttttt like that.
The mouse was ok, but something was fubar'ed with the keyboard for sure.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just replaced my Logitech set-up....I liked it except the mouse wasn't working right anymore. It's like there was something interfering with the wireless signal. That and the scroll wheel was getting all gunked up and wouldn't spin well anymore. I looked and looked but couldn't for the life of me see anyplace to take it apart so I could try and clean it.

I've had MS hardware before and had okay luck with it.

[Hal-9000]

you should have dipped that mouse in warm, soapy water :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seriously?

[Hal-9000]

:lol: some people freak when they spill liquids on their keyboards and mice...when you take a keyboard apart there's only a small circuit board, some covered wire and the rest is plastic.

*DISCLAIMER*

You could immerse old wired keyboards and mice, once they dried out they worked fine.

Not sure on wireless products but what have you got to lose? If you're going to turf the mouse anyways, give it a bath! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm trying to pry apart my Logitech wireless mouse and can only get the panel off for the batteries..

maybe some extra pressure......

:shock:
















shit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: some people freak when they spill liquids on their keyboards and mice...when you take a keyboard apart there's only a small circuit board, some covered wire and the rest is plastic.

*DISCLAIMER*

You could immerse old wired keyboards and mice, once they dried out they worked fine.

Not sure on wireless products but what have you got to lose? If you're going to turf the mouse anyways, give it a bath! :lol:

I have the keyboard and mouse in the closet, saving in case of emergency. But it probably couldn't hurt to try it :-k


I'm trying to pry apart my Logitech wireless mouse and can only get the panel off for the batteries..

maybe some extra pressure......

:shock:
















shit

Exactly

[Hal-9000]

maybe not :lol:

ignore the first idiot answer and read down....



http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110720130149AAWUer8

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, that makes since if you try and use it while still wet, but if it's completely dry, I don't see how you can short it out

[Hal-9000]

One guy says he uses alcohol swabs on the exterior of the mouse...another says don't use anything other than water!...and still another says don't get any liquids inside the mouse

It almost seems once your wireless mouse gets full of gunk, you gotta buy a new one

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, that makes since if you try and use it while still wet, but if it's completely dry, I don't see how you can short it out

I bathed a keyboard, turned it upside down overnight and then used canned air to blow it out.It worked fine the next day....
I'd be tempted to agree on the mouse.It's circuits on a board with a few clicky parts within....it's not like you'll have it connected when washing it ffs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One guy says he uses alcohol swabs on the exterior of the mouse...another says don't use anything other than water!...and still another says don't get any liquids inside the mouse

It almost seems once your wireless mouse gets full of gunk, you gotta buy a new one



That's sure how they make it sound :wha:

At least on the old school mice with the track ball in them, you could take them all apart and clean them.

[Hal-9000]

Well, it's a good experiment if you have no intention of using it anyways.

Fill the bathroom sink with warm water, throw it in and then try and hang it somewhere overnight :lol:


I bet it works tomorrow....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, it's a good experiment if you have no intention of using it anyways.

Fill the bathroom sink with warm water, throw it in and then try and hang it somewhere overnight :lol:


I bet it works tomorrow....

Imma do it right now :dance:

[Hal-9000]

:cheerlead:








and I bet geeks all over the world are doing this right now :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

I think the key is using compressed air to get the moisture out.....or,


you could throw it in the dryer :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I even added a hint of soap to the water....gonna let it soak about an hour

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

He bought it???????

:rofl:





just kidding...:lol:

[Hal-9000]

experiments like this are cool....something you'd never try when using the device for fear of ruining it

who know? it could work very well when it's dry and you've discovered a method to prevent buying mice every 6 months :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

He bought it???????

:rofl:





just kidding...:lol:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

experiments like this are cool....something you'd never try when using the device for fear of ruining it

who know? it could work very well when it's dry and you've discovered a method to prevent buying mice every 6 months :thumbsup:

It would definitely be easier on the wallet :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*starts laundry*

Let's see...socks, underwear, tshirts, wireless mouse, router, videocard...

yep, full load ready to go :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I've developed the bad habit of eating every meal in front of my pc...

my mouse has goo on it already and I just bought it in April :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*starts laundry*

Let's see...socks, underwear, tshirts, wireless mouse, router, videocard...

yep, full load ready to go :thumbsup:



What about the CPU? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've developed the bad habit of eating every meal in front of my pc...

my mouse has goo on it already and I just bought it in April :oops:

Yeah, I have that problem too :lol:

[Hal-9000]

What about the CPU? :-s

:slap:

Don't be ridiculous, I have to send that out to be dry-cleaned

[Hal-9000]

Seems kinda dumb...I'm just looking at my mouse and I have the one slit along the scroll wheel and fairly big gaps on each side of the wheel.
And you can't take them apart to clean? Judging by the net, we're not alone with the question.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seems kinda dumb...I'm just looking at my mouse and I have the one slit along the scroll wheel and fairly big gaps on each side of the wheel.
And you can't take them apart to clean? Judging by the net, we're not alone with the question.

Like you said, they want you to have to buy a new mouse instead of cleaning it :wha:

[Hal-9000]

I've just found a few sites....the key is getting the damned thing open and then it's gravy after that :lol:

They do come apart, usually by taking the battery cover off and either looking for a screw or forcing the top casing off.
If I wasn't using this one right now I'd play....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I just took the old one out of the bath and rinsed it with cold water...now I'm letting it dry.

And I looked everywhere for a way to take the damn thing apart and couldn't find anything. I think it's held together by magic :|

[MrsM]

Hi all :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :hi:

[Hal-9000]

Hi MrsMmmmm-bop

[Hal-9000]

Well, I just took the old one out of the bath and rinsed it with cold water...now I'm letting it dry.

And I looked everywhere for a way to take the damn thing apart and couldn't find anything. I think it's held together by magic :|

Chisel und hammer!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Chisel und hammer!

It's magic you Muggle :x

[Hal-9000]

:lol: piss off Howard

this one site had technical articles for disassembling a variety of mice and one humor article was - water cooling for keyboards and mouse

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

geez....guys are changin the LED's in them from red to blue


bored much? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

painting your mouse panels


:rofl: oh gawd stop

[Teh One Who Knocks]

geez....guys are changin the LED's in them from red to blue


bored much? :lol:


painting your mouse panels


:rofl: oh gawd stop

Some people have too much time on their hands

[Hal-9000]

right up there with windows in the side of your case

You can see all the stuff inside!...sitting there...and...ummm....working! :face:


while I place the box neatly under my desk out of sight ...

[RBP]

Good afternoon my little pretties. :)

[Hal-9000]

Well, I've promised myself a nice long ride on the exercise bike this afternoon :| time to go



*fires up bike riding simulation 1.2*


Ooooh, I can almost feel the wind in my hair :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

right up there with windows in the side of your case

You can see all the stuff inside!...sitting there...and...ummm....working! :face:


while I place the box neatly under my desk out of sight ...

What is there to freaking see? There's no moving parts besides the fans :facepalm:


Good afternoon my little pretties. :)

:howdy:

[minz]

Evening girls :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I've promised myself a nice long ride on the exercise bike this afternoon :| time to go



*fires up bike riding simulation 1.2*


Ooooh, I can almost feel the wind in my hair :)

:sadwavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Evening girls :wave:

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

Good afternoon my little pretties. :)

Hello and see ya RBP.....

Hey you're a smart cookie...can you take apart a wireless mouse without experiencing that sickening sound of plastic and silicon cracking?

[RBP]

The best way to repair a mouse is to buy a new one. ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The best way to repair a mouse is to buy a new one. ;)

Capitalist pig :x

[RBP]

Capitalist pig :x

It's called aggravation avoidance. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When I pay $40 for a mouse, it should last longer than 6 months [-(

[minz]

The best way to repair a mouse is to buy a new one. ;)


Capitalist pig :x


It's called aggravation avoidance. :)

Makes sense to me.

[RBP]

When I pay $40 for a mouse, it should last longer than 6 months [-(

Warranty?

[minz]

A mouse lasts around 10 minutes here, once Pete and Oscar get their little snakey mouths around it. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Warranty?

Because it's dirty and can't be cleaned? I somehow doubt they would warranty that ;)

[Jezter]

What day it is and what time it is?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What day it is and what time it is?

Tuesday the 42nd and it's 32 O'clock

[RBP]

Because it's dirty and can't be cleaned? I somehow doubt they would warranty that ;)

You bought a rollerball for $40?


What day it is and what time it is?

Saturday at 3:30 here.
Saturday at 23:30 there.

damn drunks. :x

[Jezter]

Tuesday the 42nd and it's 32 O'clock
Fuck me man! This is scary! I need to get my shit together... I must've been frozen for centuries since the time and all changed so bad..


Saturday at 3:30 here.
Saturday at 23:30 there.

damn drunks. :x
I like 3:30 better. Tha tis when I order my last shots... 8-]

[minz]

Its 9.30pm here.

[Jezter]

Its 9.30pm here.

Why are you not clubbing, huh!? I was... I came to refill my cider back home. Love living in the city center I do!

[RBP]

Jezter booty dancing on some hotties. work et!

[minz]

Why are you not clubbing, huh!? I was... I came to refill my cider back home. Love living in the city center I do!

I dont like the city centre, im a country bumpkin, besides, im too busy packing up the house ready to move. :(

[Jezter]

Jezter booty dancing on some hotties. work et!

The bartender had a nice butt, I admit... And I don't know where the bowl of chips...that had an apple in it...appeared. Not sure if I paid for it or what. Anyway...been goooood and tomorrow I be deeeed! :D

[RBP]

I dont like the city centre, im a country bumpkin, besides, im too busy packing up the house ready to move. :(

Upgrading?

[Jezter]

I dont like the city centre, im a country bumpkin, besides, im too busy packing up the house ready to move. :(

Im moving too! Wooo!! A couple of weeks and Im in a new place. 600 meters from where I live now. :lol:
Where you moving? TO FINLAND!?!

[minz]

Im moving too! Wooo!! A couple of weeks and Im in a new place. 600 meters from where I live now. :lol:
Where you moving? TO FINLAND!?!

I’m moving about 15 miles away, I live in a town and hate it, I’m moving back to a semi rural area, I've got a week to go.

[Jezter]

I’m moving about 15 miles away, I live in a town and hate it, I’m moving back to a semi rural area, I've got a week to go.

Cool beans, redhead. So I wont get another lady hairdresser here... did you know, that I only let women cut and do my hair? Im weird like that... :D

[minz]

Cool beans, redhead. So I wont get another lady hairdresser here... did you know, that I only let women cut and do my hair? Im weird like that... :D

Im not so much a hairdresser more a therapist, I do all the beauty treatments, nails, waxing, massage etc.

[Jezter]

Im not so much a hairdresser more a therapist, I do all the beauty treatments, nails, waxing, massage etc.

I was close tho! Sorry for not following really... :oops: I only gathered you do some beauty work. :D Maybe you can wax my crack or summat...

[minz]

I was close tho! Sorry for not following really... :oops: I only gathered you do some beauty work. :D Maybe you can wax my crack or summat...

Oooh thats going to hurt :rofl:

[Jezter]

Aaanyhow my beauties! Im off to dance, rave, party whateverthefuuuuck I do on weekends. Take care, be good, be safe and all that. Sorry Im dead tomorrow... :oops:
Minz *hugz*

[minz]

Aaanyhow my beauties! Im off to dance, rave, party whateverthefuuuuck I do on weekends. Take care, be good, be safe and all that. Sorry Im dead tomorrow... :oops:
Minz *hugz*

Have a great night Jez :hug:

[minz]

I'm here all alone, better head off to bed I guess...

[Southern Belle]

I’m moving about 15 miles away, I live in a town and hate it, I’m moving back to a semi rural area, I've got a week to go.

YAY! Country girl

[Fodster]

hello everyone :tup:

[MrsM]

Hi Fods - and Belle if you are still here :wave: and anyone else :wavey:

[Fodster]

hey MrsM, some great pic posts lately :tup:

[MrsM]

hey MrsM, some great pic posts lately :tup:

Thanks hun :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[MrsM]

Hi Lance :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hiya MrsM...how are ya?

[MrsM]

Tipsy and heading to bed

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same here (minus the tipsy part)...g'night! :bye:

[MrsM]

Good night all :bye:

[Southern Belle]

I was gone but back now, watching Roy Orbison on Austin City Limits.

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Damn cheating Czechs :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Leefro]

:yawn:

Damn cheating Czechs :meh:

:)

They sure did bounce :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Damn cheating Czechs :meh:

http://i.imgur.com/PU3Gd.png

:-k

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/PU3Gd.png

:-k

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2033489/Scotlands-Danny-Wilson-rages-Jan-Rezeks-penalty-dive-claim.html

2-1 up with a couple of minutes to go when a dirty cheating Czech bastard dived and got a penalty......... the referee was fucking shocking all day yesterday, ive seen better officiating at amateur level :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is that the match you went to with your dad mate?

[Goofy]

Is that the match you went to with your dad mate?

Yep, great day out :tup:

Got the train from Perth to Glasgow at 8.40am, we were in a group of 9. Went for breakfast at a cafe just off George Square........ full scottish breakfast, bacon, sausage, black pud, egg, tattie scone, beans :homer: Then it was off to the pub (via the bookies), great banter in there :thumbsup: Managed to get a taxi up nearer the ground to another pub about 1pm, few more beers in there then walked up to Hampden. Not the greatest of games tbh but the atmosphere was awesome...... especially when we scored the 2nd goal with only 5-10 minutes left :D .......... and then they cheated to make it 2-2 :( With seconds left we were denied a penalty that was more of a penalty than the one they got :wha:

Anyway, we sat in the stand till most of the others had left then started the long walk back to the town centre just me and dad........ got lucky when i managed to hail a taxi :dance: Phoned one of the others when we were back in the bar near the train station and he met us there........ tried to get the next train but it was mobbed so we went for another beer then a kebab. Finally got on the next train (packed like sardines) back to Perth, had a beer in Perth then got a bus back to our village and had another couple of beers at the local club before staggering home :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sounds like a great day mate, that's awesome :tup:

Sorry there wasn't a better outcome at the match tho :(

[Leefro]

Goof goes to a game shocker

[minz]

I hate moving house :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then leave it where it is? :-s

[Goofy]

Goof goes to a game shocker

Considering i spent about £150 yesterday (not including the match tickets), i dunno if i could afford to do it every week :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

That's almost $250 :faint:

[Goofy]

Yep :lol: If a jobs worth doing..... :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've done the same thing before :lol:

If you don't do it very often, might as well have a good time when you do it :tup:

[Goofy]

Damn straight :tup:

If i was going to the footy every week then i'd have to be more careful with the money........ and it wouldnt be as much fun :)

[Leefro]

Considering i spent about £150 yesterday (not including the match tickets), i dunno if i could afford to do it every week :)

Welcome to my world ;)

Glad I don't do away games as much as I used to Costs 55 quid for chelsea away

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn straight :tup:

If i was going to the footy every week then i'd have to be more careful with the money........ and it wouldnt be as much fun :)


Exactamundo :thumbsup:

Like the weekend I went to the US Women's Open, I probably spent about $400 over the whole weekend, but when will the next time I will ever get the chance to go to a golf major?

[Goofy]

My mate's a Newcastle fan, goes to most of the home games - spends a fortune! I'm meant to be going down to St Jimmys in December for their home game vs Chelski......... should be expensive fun :lol:

[Goofy]

Exactamundo :thumbsup:

Like the weekend I went to the US Women's Open, I probably spent about $400 over the whole weekend, but when will the next time I will ever get the chance to go to a golf major?

:thumbsup: I was at the final day of the Open in '99 at Carnoustie, great day out :tup: Ryder cup is about 25 miles away from me in 2014 :dance:

[Goofy]

Time for me to go, bowling in a friendly match today........ would rather stay in an lie on my bed tbh :lol: Ciao :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Out for a bit :bye:

[RBP]

Bye Lance. Good morning all.

Why does a NY Times cost $6?!?

[Leefro]

My mate's a Newcastle fan, goes to most of the home games - spends a fortune! I'm meant to be going down to St Jimmys in December for their home game vs Chelski......... should be expensive fun :lol:

When I used to regular home and away I would spend on average about 3-4 grand a season

[Jezter]

Im alive... and rather well considering. :D

[RBP]

Im alive... and rather well considering. :D

You made it! Hope you got some pussy!

[Jezter]

You made it! Hope you got some pussy!

I aint hauling no sweaty, dirty bar skanks home! Ew. Waking up with a massive hangover is punishment enough.

[RBP]

I aint hauling no sweaty, dirty bar skanks home! Ew. Waking up with a massive hangover is punishment enough.

*sigh* I'm coming over there to get me some sweaty bar skank pussy since you're a fag.

[Hal-9000]

*sigh* I'm coming over there to get me some sweaty bar skank pussy since you're a fag.


:lol:




Jez is so effeminate that the gay people consider him flamboyant :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

Holy coincidence!




It's our city's Pride Parade today :cheerlead:

[RBP]

:lol:

[RBP]

Holy coincidence!

It's our city's Pride Parade today :cheerlead:

Dude you should go, those are wild parties.

[Hal-9000]

Our new mayor is the parade marshal this year...
Ghey, deaf guy at worked wanted me to go...I politely declined :lol:

I'm literally hanging by a thread right now, too many lost brain cells and lack of sleep.Have to do something positive to equal it out

[RBP]

Don't say "positive" at the guy pride parade, no one will have sex with you.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

even that one took me a few seconds....I'm really toast right now.

I should go out and get a store bought coffee, see ya later

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't say "positive" at the guy pride parade, no one will have sex with you.

:rimshot:

[minz]

Been off to the wholesalers this morning, so I've called home for a coffee and a skive. :lol: Shhh dont tell the others. :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Goofy]

Been off to the wholesalers this morning, so I've called home for a coffee and a skive. :lol: Shhh dont tell the others. :mrgreen:

Damn skivers [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof :hi:

[Goofy]

Lance :hi:

Hows monday looking? I'm still suffering from the weekends exertions :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Last day of the long weekend already :(

Tuesday is gonna suck though, I checked my work e-mail and there is gonna be a big problem to deal with tomorrow :|

[Goofy]

Forgot you were off today :oops: Big problem - pass it on to someone else :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will fly by no doubt :wha:

I wish I could, it's gonna suck :suicide:

[Goofy]

My afternoon doesnt look too bad......... as long as i dont see many customers ill be quite happy :) Gonna have to head back now, got a bonnet to prep for my dads tractor which i'll be painting at 5pm, ciao for now :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't work too hard mate :bye:

[RBP]

Good morning jellyfish

[Teh One Who Knocks]

R to the B to the P :howdy:

[RBP]

I guess I was a little tipsy last night because I feel a little hung over today. Plus that would explain Pitbull on max volume in my headphones. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[RBP]

How's Mr Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay I guess...can't believe the long weekend flew by so fast tho :wha:

How are you besides hungover? :lol:

[RBP]

I'm good thanks. Think I might play golf today. Last day off before the grind returns for school - twice the class load of last quarter plus a week in Atlanta for a residency. Yeek!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Atlanta? Do you have to pay for all that yourself?

[RBP]

Yes. Tuition is $1500 plus $1200 for flight and hotel and that doesn't include meals or hookers! :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yikes :wha:

That sucks they don't offer anything closer

[RBP]

I almost signed up for Honolulu just because I have not ever been there, but it was WAY more.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should have come to Denver :slap:

[RBP]

Hey :x They didn't offer Denver. Originally I picked ATL because my brother's there and I was going to spend the weekend before playing golf, but that didn't pan out.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're just saying they didn't offer Denver [-(

[RBP]

and miss the opportunity to drink you under the table? never!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:funnel:

[RBP]

I'll be interested to see if I really have any free time at the conference. Be nice to go out or catch a ballgame. ATL is home against the Phillies, last week of the season.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I bet they keep you pretty busy :-k

[RBP]

I'm thinking so too. There's a webinar about preparing for residency on the 13th so I'll know more then.

But for now I am off to attempt that game called golf - be back in a couple hours, just playing 9 I think.

:bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one bud :bye:

[Goofy]

*shibby*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shobby? :-s

[minz]

Finally home :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

Hello :wavey:



awww shitty poo poo...I have to clean out my car today :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[minz]

Hello :wavey:



awww shitty poo poo...I have to clean out my car today :sad2:

Ive just got here, isnt that your sign to leave me all alone as usual? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:oops: Untrue!

By the time you usually log on I've been posting for 3 hours...all of the good insults are used up by then :lol:


I was out all morning and have to take my car in tomorrow for some work...I have to sandblast it out and hide the evidence before they have it for a day.
And it's sooo nice out right now....25C and will be hotter all week :dance: and I'm on holidays

[minz]

:oops: Untrue!

By the time you usually log on I've been posting for 3 hours...all of the good insults are used up by then :lol:


I was out all morning and have to take my car in tomorrow for some work...I have to sandblast it out and hide the evidence before they have it for a day.
And it's sooo nice out right now....25C and will be hotter all week :dance: and I'm on holidays

Its cold here, Ive got the heating on.

[Hal-9000]

Well...I'd better get this done.

See ya in about 1/2 hour or 45 if people are still hanging out

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[RBP]

I lost money on golf. :|

It was a massacre

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's your own fault :nono:

[Hal-9000]

mmmmm Armor all, Windex and Febreeze all mixed together remind me of someone I used to date :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can come do my truck next :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I'll do your truck alright...from the outside...with a full bladder and a spray can :thumbsup:

[minz]

My car needs a wash too.

[Hal-9000]

My car needs a wash too.

You live in Britain...just put some soap on it at night and I'm sure it'll rain soon :thumbsup:

[minz]

You live in Britain...just put some soap on it at night and I'm sure it'll rain soon :thumbsup:

But the rain is even more dirty than the car. :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll do your truck alright...from the outside...with a full bladder and a spray can :thumbsup:

:gtfo:

[minz]

Besides, I'll break a nail if I have to wash my own car. :shock:

[Hal-9000]

But the rain is even more dirty than the car. :huh:

Then find some low hanging trees and drive back and forth under them really fast

[Hal-9000]

Besides, I'll break a nail if I have to wash my own car. :shock:

*throws tarantula at Minz*

quit being such a woman! :x

[Hal-9000]

:gtfo:

*throws tarantula at Lance...just because*

[minz]

*throws tarantula at Minz*

quit being such a woman! :x

*Trows tarantula back at Hal* you quit being such a woman :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*throws tarantula at Lance...just because*

Impossible, I know for a fact you wouldn't pick one up :hand:

[minz]

Poor Lance :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Impossible, I know for a fact you wouldn't pick one up :hand:

http://i.imgur.com/MQTMV.jpg

[minz]

Im really tired tonight, might go for an early night soon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I should go to bed early tonight too...gonna be a crap day tomorrow :|

[minz]

I should go to bed early tonight too...gonna be a crap day tomorrow :|

Awww I hope its not too bad :hug:

[Hal-9000]

I have to get up early to drop my car off...on my first day of holidays :x

%%$##@!@

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awww I hope its not too bad :hug:

Thanks, but it's going to be, I already know going into it :wha:


I have to get up early to drop my car off...on my first day of holidays :x

%%$##@!@

What's today? :-s

[minz]

I have to get up early to drop my car off...on my first day of holidays :x

%%$##@!@

Your on holiday again? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

What's today? :-s

Labor Day, the whole country gets it off....:hand: doesn't count

[minz]

the whole country gets it off....:hand: doesn't count

Sounds intriguing :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Your on holiday again? :shock:

One week at the beginning of July and one week now, yes...

This is my favorite time of the year, end of August/beginning of September.It's a little bittersweet though as one of my best friends fell and died climbing years ago in the end of August :(
I should drive out to the canyon and visit him this week....

[minz]

One week at the beginning of July and one week now, yes...

This is my favorite time of the year, end of August/beginning of September.It's a little bittersweet though as one of my best friends fell and died climbing years ago in the end of August :(
I should drive out to the canyon and visit him this week....

Awww :hug: I.m away in September for a few days.

[Hal-9000]

Sounds intriguing :lol:

Yeah all Canadians wake up on Labor Day and orgasm immediately :lol:

[minz]

Yeah all Canadians wake up on Labor Day and orgasm immediately :lol:

What, no fun getting there? :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Labor Day, the whole country gets it off....:hand: doesn't count

Wouldn't you have to work occasionally to have a holiday called "Labor" Day? :-k

























:dance:

[minz]

Wouldn't you have to work occasionally to have a holiday called "Labor" Day? :-k

























:dance:

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

Oooh what's this shiny new dock item?

Virus Lance with a message widget?


*downloads*

[Hal-9000]

Hey Lankabilly...did the mouse live?



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

:spy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Lankabilly...did the mouse live?



:lol:

Yup, used it the next morning, no problems :tup:

[Hal-9000]

What, no fun getting there? :(


Of course, I delay the orgasm for at least 60 seconds when alone..don't you know the man chart for sex time?

60 seconds realtime = 1/2 hour man time
3 minutes realtime = one hour man time
5 minutes realtime = all night lovin...

[minz]

Of course, I delay the orgasm for at least 60 seconds when alone..don't you know the man chart for sex time?

60 seconds mantime = 1/2 hour real time
3 minutes mantime = one hour realtime
5 minutes mantime = all night lovin...

I'm only too aware. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Yup, used it the next morning, no problems :tup:

Was it better, as in you didn't need to buy a new one?

I may use the goo-bath technique when this one packs it in :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm only too aware. :sad2:

I screwed up the post :doh: and had to correct....and you quoted it :lol:

oops

[minz]

And it’s not confined to exaggerated times either. :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

*ding*

Breaking Bad is ready :)

[minz]

Does that mean your leaving me again? :(

[Hal-9000]

And it’s not confined to exaggerated times either. :rofl:

Try and think of it this way...if a man could go hours shagging you, doing different positions...something is holding him back from shooting the goo...

:rolleyes: just think about it for a minute....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Ob_QmJu2o

[Hal-9000]

Does that mean your leaving me again? :(

My brother is here :| ...helping my Dad cut down some branches in the back

I should go make an effort to say hello and help....I don't care for him much :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was it better, as in you didn't need to buy a new one?

I may use the goo-bath technique when this one packs it in :thumbsup:

Yup, good as new :tup:

[minz]

Soooo 5 minutes is holding back. :-k





:shock:

[Hal-9000]

I used the word shagging in context....:facepalm:


wtf is wrong with me..

[Hal-9000]

Soooo 5 minutes is holding back. :-k


:shock:

hours of real time you nutter :lol:

my God it's like leading a blind person across a minefield with you

[Hal-9000]

Yup, good as new :tup:

:dance:

I'm taking a bath with my electronics tonight...my PSU is getting a lil dusty :tup:

[Hal-9000]

*ding*

True Blood is done :)

[minz]

I dont have internet from Friday, who am I going to annoy. :sad:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*ding*

True Blood is done :)

Both excellent episodes last night :thumbsup:

[RBP]

I fell asleep. 8-[

[Hal-9000]

NAPPER! :x :x :x

[RBP]

Guilty as charged. :)

[Hal-9000]

I dont have internet from Friday, who am I going to annoy. :sad:

From this coming Friday? You have no net? Why?

[Hal-9000]

Both excellent episodes last night :thumbsup:

Lovely...I have so much crap on my pc to watch I can't decide where to start :lol:

[minz]

From this coming Friday? You have no net? Why?

I move from here on Sunday so Ive had to cut off the services from Friday, I cant access this site on my crapberry. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I fell asleep. 8-[

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lovely...I have so much crap on my pc to watch I can't decide where to start :lol:

With both of them :tup:

Only one episode of True Blood left :(

[Hal-9000]

I move from here on Sunday so Ive had to cut off the services from Friday, I cant access this site on my crapberry. :(

You're moving?

Must be nice to have some money :sad2:

Do you want a hand lifting the boxes?

[minz]

You're moving?

Must be nice to have some money :sad2:

Do you want a hand lifting the boxes?

I would love a hand thanks :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I'll make a raft and start the journey over tomorrow..should be there by Friday, please put the coffee on :face:

[minz]

I'll make a raft and start the journey over tomorrow..should be there by Friday, please put the coffee on :face:

:cheerlead: cool, look forward to it. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Out for a bit :bye:

[minz]

Out for a bit :bye:

See you later Lance :hug:

[Hal-9000]

Me toi, have to go kick the crap out of a brother...what a weener-head he is

[minz]

I guess I should get to bed too, sweet dreams all, see you Friday Hal :lol:

[RBP]

Bye Lance, Bye Hal, Night Minzy. :wavey:

[Southern Belle]

Hey RBP!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Fodster]

:wave: