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Teh One Who Knocks
08-10-2012, 05:09 PM
Man assumed he would be released after crude act, they say
WDSU-TV Channel 6


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THIBODAUX, La. -

Some might say anything to get out of a ticket, but police in Thibodaux said a man soiled himself to avoid arrest.

Police said they pulled over Wayne Benoit, 53, about 2 p.m. Tuesday after officers noticed Benoit’s truck swerving in the road, nearly striking a bicyclist.

According to police, Benoit smelled of alcohol and failed a field sobriety test.

Once Benoit realized that he was going to be placed under arrest, officers said he began straining and purposely soiled himself.

Officers said Benoit thought he would be released after the episode. The act didn’t deter officers from arresting him, however.

Benoit was taken to the Lafourche Parish Detention Center, where it was determined he had a blood alcohol level of 0.20.

Goofy
08-10-2012, 05:45 PM
:facepalm:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-10-2012, 05:52 PM
Now you get to sit in jail and shit the rest of the night

Hal-9000
08-10-2012, 06:12 PM
Mr Chucklehead Poopypants

RBP
08-10-2012, 07:55 PM
Now that's a shitty day!