Woman says hubby threatened her with pan of water

[Teh One Who Knocks]

NW Florida Daily News


BAKER - A woman called the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office after her 73-year-old husband acted like he was going to pour a pan of water on her.

On July 30 the woman contacted the Sheriff's Office and told them she and her husband had been arguing. At one point he "acted as if he was going to pour a pot of water onto (her)" the arrest report indicated.

She also said she was afraid he was going to hit her with the pot.

The man was charged with assault. His court date is Aug. 21.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

was it hot?

[deebakes]

it was a joke you senile old biyatch :hand:

[KevinD]

So, arguing is "assault" now? He didn't pour the pot of water on her, or hit her with it, she just said she thought he might do so.
Hmm, okay bitch, if I'm gonna get arrested for it, you're gonna get hurt, lol

[Godfather]

If pouring a bucket of water on a girl's head is a crime, I should be on death row

[Hal-9000]

I peed on a girl's hand/wrist, she asked for it

[perrhaps]

I peed on a girl's hand/wrist, she asked for it

yeah, I've heard that when them "Indigenous" hos come into Calgary that they'll do anything for $$$

[Hal-9000]

yeah, I've heard that when them "Indigenous" hos come into Calgary that they'll do anything for $$$

seriously...we were dating and she said - I want to feel what a man feels when he pees.

So I let her hold it for a few seconds, then stepped back quickly and pissed all over her hand.


Then I said - Now you know :lol:


(she hit me with her urine covered hand and called me names)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I dont know if I can pee with a chick holding my dick

[Hal-9000]

I had no problem and it was one of those power stream times with lots of velocity....a proud moment :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Peeing like Tom Hanks in League Of Their Own


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD13qIlpDq8

[Hal-9000]

I think one of the Austin Powers' movies had a good pee scene in it too :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

yeah :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The never ending streams of joy :dance: