Butthole Tattoos Are the ‘Next Big Thing’ [Very LSFW]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Neetzan Zimmerman - Gawker



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GBVF8FzPI0&hd=1

While attending the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, staffers from the Fort Lauderdale-based alt weekly New Times Broward-Palm Beach came across a young lady who was very eager to show off a tattoo she got of her boyfriend's name.

A little too eager when you consider that the tat was on her anus.

According to the 22-year-old butthole inscriber, the rectum-inking experience feels "really, really good," but your results may vary.

Also on hand at the expo was world-famous Love Psychic Jill Dahne, who told the New Times she expects the asshole tat to be "the next big thing."

And if anyone knows a thing or two about anus tattoos becoming a trend, it's the woman who predicted that Howard K. Stern was responsible for the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Loser]

I'm down, I'ma get HAL-9000 tattoo'd around mine :woot:

[Hal-9000]

I'm down, I'ma get HAL-9000 tattoo'd around mine :woot:

I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell :doh:



Looser

[Acid Trip]

I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell :doh:



Looser

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:buttholetat:

[Loser]

I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell :doh:



Looser

Fucker, I spit pop all over my desk :lol:

[minz]

Is she saying her boyfriend is an ass?

[Muddy]

:facepalm:

ditto

[Griffin]

Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. Heyya! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

[MrsM]

Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. Heyya! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

:lolwut:

[Goofy]

:lolwut:

Ditto :huh:

[Muddy]

On top of that, what is that pear thing with teeth?

[Griffin]

From the movie Fletch when Chevy Chase was posing as a mechanic and told them it looked like a bad sphincter valve.

[MrsM]

On top of that, what is that pear thing with teeth?

No idea - it was just there :)


From the movie Fletch when Chevy Chase was posing as a mechanic and told them it looked like a bad sphincter valve.

Sorry - never seen it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

On top of that, what is that pear thing with teeth?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolwut

[Muddy]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolwut

Thanks.. It really doesn't explain why they added the caption to that though..

[Hal-9000]

watched the vid last night...


"it feels sooooooo fuckin goooooood! :x "


that chick is possessed

[Richard Cranium]

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New Times – When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.

When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family.

As for your newfound fame?

I love it. I’m famous overnight. And I’m already all healed up and ready to go. It heals fast because the cheeks are squeezed together. No oxygen gets through. I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they’re calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I’m totally against man-made drugs.

Have you ever been arrested?

The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with “Rockwood” because anyway if we broke up then “I rock wood in my ass.”

So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I’m a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.

I was 21, I turned 22 in jail. The day I got out, her father passed away. I said, “You fucked me over, and you lost your father the day I got my freedom back, he dies, that’s karma.” I went to court over and over, and I finally got probation for 18 months to three years, but I’m not behind bars, I’m not a felon. If anything, it made me stronger.

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me “dick shit.” I still don’t know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said “Fuck Hallmark, this is jailmark.”

I told them, I’m really not that sad. I got to spend it with you guys instead of Rockwood. They even hustled to make me a birthday cake. We all saved our cookies from lunch and dinner, crushed them, put them in a cup, mixed in water, put it in the microwave, and in just a few seconds it makes this cake like material. It was awesome.

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maybe NSFW http://nyc.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2012/08/marialouisedelrosario009-thumb-565x565-480x480.jpg


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[Loser]

No pictures of the tattoo tsk, tsk....

[Griffin]

cuming to a theater near you!

[Muddy]

What a genius...

[Hal-9000]

hey Swifty...I hate to break it to you but booze is a man made drug :lol: