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The Monk
04-07-2011, 01:12 PM
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim



2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim



3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim



4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim



5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim



6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim



7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim



8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim



9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim



10. You find this offensive or racist.

You may be a Muslim