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Jezter
08-22-2012, 06:06 PM
Range of chemicals in semen 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers

Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.

It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.

The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.

It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).

Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering 'drugs' found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.


To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.

'THE BENEFITS OF SEMEN'

Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect 'foreign' semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen.

They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies - via greater risk of preeclampsia - because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.

Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners - and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them - experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.


Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.

Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.

The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and 'never' used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who 'usually' or 'always' used condoms.

Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.

By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described 'promiscuous' women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.

The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.

Hal-9000
08-22-2012, 06:48 PM
sure makes me feel good when the stuff leaves my body :thumbsup:

Acid Trip
08-22-2012, 07:01 PM
The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.

No wonder sluts are so happy. They are walking talking semen repositories.

Jezter
08-22-2012, 07:10 PM
No wonder sluts are so happy. They are walking talking semen repositories.

:lol: :tup:


Also, this article is worth showing to our gfs/wives. :D

Hal-9000
08-22-2012, 07:14 PM
:lol: :tup:


Also, this article is worth showing to our gfs/wives. :D

I'll show it to your girlfriend when I'm down there tonight :tup:

redred
08-22-2012, 07:36 PM
:lol: :tup:


Also, this article is worth showing to our gfs/wives. :D

I tried mine said it was a load of bullshit :lol:

Hal-9000
08-22-2012, 07:38 PM
I tried mine said it was a load of bullshit :lol:

wtf do you eat man????? :lol:

redred
08-22-2012, 07:58 PM
My post may have needed a , to make it word better

Jezter
08-22-2012, 08:55 PM
I'll show it to your girlfriend when I'm down there tonight :tup:

:slap:

redred
08-22-2012, 09:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yFWRH.gif

allsmiles
08-23-2012, 04:49 AM
You dont have to convince me. I've been singing semen's praises for years. I definitely need more of it in my diet.

redred
08-23-2012, 06:25 AM
Send me your address I'll ship some out in the post

allsmiles
08-23-2012, 07:02 AM
Thanks, but I prefer it strait from the tap.

allsmiles
08-23-2012, 07:12 AM
And Suomi flavored.

Jezter
08-23-2012, 07:56 AM
You dont have to convince me. I've been singing semen's praises for years. I definitely need more of it in my diet.
Good. I think you will be literally all smiles after Im done with dosing you with some Suomi semen...

Send me your address I'll ship some out in the post
Oi! :overkill:

Thanks, but I prefer it strait from the tap.


And Suomi flavored.
That's my girl. :hug:

redred
08-23-2012, 08:15 AM
I can do cider flavored :lol:

Jezter
08-23-2012, 08:54 AM
I can do cider flavored :lol:

:hand:

I can do salmiakki flavored and I know my girl loves some salmiakki.

Muddy
08-23-2012, 09:33 AM
wtf do you eat man????? :lol:

Lol

redred
08-23-2012, 11:31 AM
:hand:

I can do salmiakki flavored and I know my girl loves some salmiakki.

Salty liquorice, also known as salmiakki or salmiak, is a variety of liquorice flavoured with ammonium chloride :shock:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gtMY_27PTc

MrsM
08-23-2012, 01:52 PM
Let me guess - this was written by a man :)

I call BS!

deebakes
08-24-2012, 01:45 AM
vagina is "good for men's health and helps fight depression" :-k

Dovah
08-24-2012, 05:05 AM
I need to see some sources.

allsmiles
08-24-2012, 06:13 AM
Let me guess - this was written by a man :)

I call BS!

I don't know about the fighting depression part, but it sure makes me happy :) and I can testify that it is great for your skin. Makes mine super soft. Best stuff out there.


vagina is "good for men's health and helps fight depression" :-k Can't argue with that. I love my vagina. I would be depressed without it.

Jezter
08-24-2012, 07:02 AM
I don't know about the fighting depression part, but it sure makes me happy :) and I can testify that it is great for your skin. Makes mine super soft. Best stuff out there.

Can't argue with that. I love my vagina. I would be depressed without it.

The woman speaks the truth.