Playboy to Courtney Stodden: You'll NEVER Be in Our Magazine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By the TMZ Staff


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Teen bride Courtney Stodden might have her sights set on Playboy, but they want NOTHING to do with her ... sources at the magazine tell TMZ.

Stodden told TMZ Live this week she is considering doing porn -- after receiving at least 4 offers -- but then tweeted last night she wasn't ... and was doing Playboy instead.

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But according to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made to Stodden nor will one EVER be made. Our sources say Stodden "doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" ... adding she looks too "enhanced."

One source added, "[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway."

[Dr Death]

THANK YOU Playboy! :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

"doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" ... adding she looks too "enhanced."

:-s

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We'll see playboy did lindsey and that other non nude idiot from the hills

[Hal-9000]

I saw a picture taken shortly before she ran away with pervo-Doug...there's no way a woman develops that much over the course of a year.


she should take the porn offer..

[deebakes]

and do the playboy shoot too :)

[Shady]

Will these bitches never learn? Take the money now because in 5-10 years when you will undoubtedly needbit the offer wont he there and will be shit.

[Leefro]

What the fuck does to Enhanced mean ffs

[Leefro]

http://uk.eonline.com/news/342780/courtney-stodden-pictorial-did-playboy-really-pass-not-so-fast

When teen bride Courney Stodden turned 18 this week she was of course showered with porn offers. Typical 18th birthday, right?

Ahem. Anyhoo, the audacious sex kitten played it coy as only she can, tweeting:

"No to porn...yes to @Playboy ;) xxx"

You could almost hear adolescent boys from 15 to 55 nationwide screaming out a silent cheer.

Teen bride turns 18, buried under avalanche of porn offers

But that's when those birthday-party-poopers over at TMZ tried to rain on Court's (scantily clad) parade, with one of their sources saying that Playboy had no interest in what promised to be a sex-tactular Stodden pictorial.

But Courtney's momager, Krista Keller, tells E! News a different story.

"TMZ doesn't know what they're talking about. Clearly, their 'sources' are different than ours."

We think we hear that silent cheer going up again. Hooray for different strokes (and sources) for different folks.

[redred]

What the fuck does to Enhanced mean ffs

plastic surgery :shrug:

[Leefro]

Show me a playboy model that is NOT Enhanced ffs

[Hugh_Janus]

I have to say, in the op's pic, she looks at least 10 years older than she is :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Show me a playboy model that is NOT Enhanced ffs

By airbrushing yes, not by plastic surgery

[Muddy]

She's not worthy...

[deebakes]

i'd look at the pictures :shrug:

[Muddy]

Sure but this turd isn't really desirable.. With her stick legs and dumb face..

[deebakes]

i cum anywhere :tup:

[Leefro]

By airbrushing yes, not by plastic surgery

I have in my time since I have been browsing the web seen more plastic on the playboy site than in the local recycling plant

[Muddy]

i cum anywhere :tup:

I grace women with the gift of my sperm.. I can't have a bunch of freaks passing on a fucked up version of my genes..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One source said teen ‘doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model,’ but magazine simply says no thanks
By Anthony Bartkewicz / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS


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Courtney Stodden, the buxom teen bride of 52-year-old “Lost” actor Doug Hutchison, has a web series titled “Courtney’s Countdown” – as in, the countdown to when she would turn 18.

So it came as no surprise when, shortly after her 18th birthday, she tweeted about her newly legal career options. “No to porn,” she wrote. “Yes to Playboy.”

But the famous men's mag gave a Courtney pictorial a bunny-thumbs down.

"Playboy has not approached Courtney Stodden to pose for the magazine, and has no plans to do so," company representative Theresa Hennessey told the Daily News.

TMZ claimed that a source at Playboy said Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards" of the magazine's models and looks too “enhanced.”

Krista Keller, Stodden’s “momager” (that’s mom/manager), told the Daily News, “Our sources are different from their sources” and hinted that Playboy had in fact reached out to Courtney.

Keller said her daughter “has never been surgically enhanced by anyone,” and even if she had, “Playboy has not seen any nude photos of Courtney.”

Stodden actually went on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” last year and had a public ultrasound to prove that her curves were real.

“A knife has never touched this body,” she declared before the exam.

Plastic surgeon Dr. John Diaz was forced to concede, "I guess she was telling us the truth. She doesn't look like she has an implant.”

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[DemonGeminiX]

A Playboy company rep turns her down and her Mom comes out and says "our sources are different than their sources". What the hell's that supposed to mean? What were "their sources"?

[Leefro]

HP ?

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Hewlett Packard?

[Muddy]

Hostvedt Pavoni..

[Leefro]

Houses Of Parliament

[deebakes]

hot pussy? :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

hot pocket

[Richard Cranium]

Horrific poontang