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Hugh_Janus
09-17-2012, 11:05 PM
:-k

:wave:

the amout its going to cost to repair my claud butler up to the spec I'd like, I may aswell spunk out on a new bike, so I'ma need some help:mrgreen:

Muddy
09-17-2012, 11:58 PM
I like Trek and Giant and I think Raleigh makes some in your area..

RBP
09-18-2012, 12:06 AM
:potkettle:

Griffin
09-18-2012, 12:41 AM
I really need to get my hearing checked. I thought he was going on a mountain hike and needed a Trek Stick.

DemonGeminiX
09-18-2012, 01:21 AM
Fucksticks?

:-k

Godfather
09-18-2012, 01:32 AM
Order one from Cove bikes, these beauts were born and raised on the North Shore mountains which you'll find in most pro mountain bike videos. Expensive shit though.

http://covebike.com/bikes

Muddy
09-18-2012, 01:47 AM
Nice names! Lol

RBP
09-18-2012, 01:49 AM
Nice names! Lol

Are those real? :-k

Muddy
09-18-2012, 02:08 AM
I guess? Lol..the hummer..

Noilly Pratt
09-18-2012, 03:44 AM
How hardcore are you gonna get? Many of the store bought ones are OK for average trail riding.

Raleigh has a budget line too -- be careful and watch where it's manufactured. A lot of badge engineering in the bike industry. Best you immerse yourself in a forum or two and a magazine or two as well.

Godfather
09-18-2012, 03:54 AM
Are those real? :-k

Yep they are :lol: Stiffee is a very popular one around here.

redred
09-18-2012, 12:18 PM
ain't got a clue about mountain bikes ,i just got one of these ,but all blue

http://i46.tinypic.com/fb9czl.jpg

need to find a front tyre/tire for it in the uk

Muddy
09-18-2012, 12:21 PM
ain't got a clue about mountain bikes ,i just got one of these ,but all blue

http://i46.tinypic.com/fb9czl.jpg

need to find a front tyre/tire for it in the uk

You big gay dork.

redred
09-18-2012, 12:24 PM
but fitter :lol: i think it was better designed for flat beach paths ,not the hills of bristol ,i've also put some cow horn handle bars on it

Pony
09-18-2012, 12:24 PM
:giggle:

redred
09-18-2012, 12:27 PM
[-(

Muddy
09-18-2012, 12:33 PM
Are you going to put a basket on the front?

http://i.imgur.com/hbOne.jpg

:razz:

redred
09-18-2012, 12:35 PM
:slap: no

Teh One Who Knocks
09-18-2012, 12:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Oe9x0.jpg

Red? :-k

Muddy
09-18-2012, 12:40 PM
I wanted a comfort bike with a little trail lite riding abilities so I got this..

http://i.imgur.com/oUN2L.jpg

Trek Navigator 2.0

redred
09-18-2012, 12:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Oe9x0.jpg

Red? :-k

i'd get one of those :lol:

Hugh_Janus
09-18-2012, 07:33 PM
Fucksticks?

:-k
fucksticks :hand:

How hardcore are you gonna get? Many of the store bought ones are OK for average trail riding.

Raleigh has a budget line too -- be careful and watch where it's manufactured. A lot of badge engineering in the bike industry. Best you immerse yourself in a forum or two and a magazine or two as well.
not gunna lie, its mostly going to be ridden on the road, but it will get used on the odd trail. Only looking at spending about £500 so all I'm concerned about is not buying one with duff bits. I've been looking at some forums and tbh, like computers, because the bikes don't particularly interest me, the stuff I read doesn't sink in, so I could be reading shit all day and be none the wiser :facepalm:

Yep they are :lol: Stiffee is a very popular one around here.
HA! That's the one I was most interested in, its a sexy looking bike, but I'm not spending that much :lol:

ain't got a clue about mountain bikes ,i just got one of these ,but all blue

http://i46.tinypic.com/fb9czl.jpg

need to find a front tyre/tire for it in the uk
jesus christ, red

redred
09-18-2012, 07:37 PM
what it's an american classic :lol:

Acid Trip
09-18-2012, 07:42 PM
ain't got a clue about mountain bikes ,i just got one of these ,but all blue

http://i46.tinypic.com/fb9czl.jpg

need to find a front tyre/tire for it in the uk

Did it come with a free purse and gift card to Victoria's Secret?

redred
09-18-2012, 07:50 PM
:slap: it's a mans bike

i checked on the frame types first :lol:
http://www.schwinnbikes.com/gbr/bikes/cruisers

Goofy
09-18-2012, 07:51 PM
:slap: it's a mans bike

That's what they told you ;)

redred
09-18-2012, 07:52 PM
i do know the seat is a lot better than the hard plastic bmx seats :lol:

Lambchop
09-18-2012, 08:03 PM
I once hit a female pedestrian who crossed the road without looking while on my mountain bike. She went flying.

Hope this helps,

LC

Hal-9000
09-18-2012, 08:18 PM
ain't got a clue about mountain bikes ,i just got one of these ,but all blue

http://i46.tinypic.com/fb9czl.jpg

need to find a front tyre/tire for it in the uk


You big gay dork.


Did it come with a free purse and gift card to Victoria's Secret?


:rofl:

DemonGeminiX
09-18-2012, 08:32 PM
:slap: it's a gay mans bike

i checked on the frame types first :lol:
http://www.schwinnbikes.com/gbr/bikes/cruisers

FTFY

:tup:

Hal-9000
09-18-2012, 08:36 PM
jeez Red all you need now is those little multi colored streamers coming out of the ends of the handlebars :lol:

Acid Trip
09-18-2012, 08:38 PM
jeez Red all you need now is those little multi colored streamers coming out of the ends of the handlebars :lol:

And some playing cards in the spokes to make it sound cool... :)

Hal-9000
09-18-2012, 08:45 PM
and a banana seat :)

Goofy
09-18-2012, 09:06 PM
:-k

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2408/fb9czl.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/fb9czl.jpg/)





8-[

Acid Trip
09-18-2012, 09:17 PM
:-k

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2408/fb9czl.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/fb9czl.jpg/)





8-[

Oh momma sweet ride!

Muddy
09-18-2012, 09:21 PM
Nice seat dildo! :lol:

Hugh_Janus
09-18-2012, 10:01 PM
he'll be like those japanese birds riding 'round on that :lol:

redred
09-19-2012, 06:00 AM
Could you at least shop the bell out ?

DemonGeminiX
09-19-2012, 06:48 AM
fucksticks :hand:

[-(

DemonGeminiX
09-19-2012, 06:50 AM
Could you at least shop the bell out ?

:nono:

No. As part of your humiliation, you'll be required to ring the bell every 20 meters.