Attention All People of Finnish Descent

[Hal-9000]

Scientists and historians have recently reexamined the epic book Kalevala, and have determined that Finnish people have Canadian ancestry in their lineage. It was thought for years that people migrated from Europe to North America, this new evidence proves that the reverse is true.


So that means - You must now bow down to us bitchez! :x We brought you into this world and we can certainly take you out.




Thank you for your time and attention in this matter :)






http://i.imgur.com/Ac6Zy.jpg

[Muddy]

Finlands just a tiny state in United States of Europe..

[Hal-9000]

:nono:

Finland is the bastard child of Mother Canada now

[Muddy]

Canada.. the land from where all life sprung..

[Hal-9000]

Now you're feeling it :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

It's a little strange...Indians wandered and hunted in the valley that I live in. About 2 hours east of here is a place called Drumheller, renowned for one of the largest dinosaur fossil finds in North America.

Blows me away to think that T-Rexes and Brontos lived here before I did...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Canada is like the US's annoying younger brother, so Finland is our bitch cousin

[Richard Cranium]

The 5 stages of grief will begin shortly,

1) Denial —

2) Anger —

3) Bargaining —

4)Depression —

5)Acceptance —

[Goofy]

Damn........ thank god i aint Finnish :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Finnish people are actually a genetic mutation. Early Canadians had to survive harsh winters eating little more than back bacon and drinking vodka to stay warm. The 'Finn-gene' is a direct result of poor diet and shriveled penises.

[Hal-9000]

case in point


http://i.imgur.com/nknI9.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Canada is like the US's annoying younger brother, so Finland is our bitch cousin

The U.S. is like our annoying older, fatter sister. So Finland would be like the little step-brother you used to babysit and interfere with while bathing him in the tub :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

interfere with*


*touching or fondling of a young man in the no-no area, whilst no adults are in the vicinity

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Jez loves fat sisters

[Hal-9000]

He does like his girlz thick :thumbsup:

[Richard Cranium]

interfere with*


*touching or fondling of a young man in the no-no area, whilst no adults are in the vicinity

:shock:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:


ahem...Over the age of consent but under the age of 20.




8-[

[Jezter]

I will have come back to this once I truly am awake...but these shocking revelations might have me spike up my morning coffee to be able to cope with this.

[DemonGeminiX]

If Hal's related to a people who's good sense have been ravaged by Ragnarok, which they've allowed to occur willingly, then maybe there was a propensity for bad decisions to begin with, and therefore, the inherent stupidity to choose to live in ridiculously fucking cold conditions is a character trait initially passed down from Hal and the Canadians.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finland? I love ABBA! :cheers:

[Muddy]

Abba was descended from the Inuit..

[Jezter]

No, no no, nononono! Something this awesome couldn't possibly have sprung from something that shitty. No way madafaka, no way! I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Motherfucking fuck... Mister Elias Lönnrot decided to fool us all with his epoch. Gotdamnit! :x NO! Canadafags < Finntastics!
Well...if that is how it really is, which I doubt, I put it to you that it is a bit like with the Neanderthals and Sapiens...you Neanderthals will soon go extinct while we continue on as the superior life form.
But that might take ages... now wonder we've all been so partial to vodka. Somehow we've had to deal with the lingering inkling of Canadaism in our genes...
Welp... Christmases will be vastly different now that Uncle Hal and cousins Porky and MG will be around... not in a good way different.

[Hal-9000]

Canadafags? :-s





Suck my dick you ungrateful bastid son!!!! :x

[Jezter]

Finlands just a tiny state in United States of Europe..
All...

:nono:

Finland is the bastard child of Mother Canada now
..you madafakas...

Canada is like the US's annoying younger brother, so Finland is our bitch cousin
...trying to claim us as your own...

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/demotivate-may/finland_be_afraid_be_very_afraid.png

Damn........ thank god i aint Finnish :thumbsup:
Psht! :hand: You wish you had a little bit of Finn in you. And no, that was not an offer. :lol:

Finnish people are actually a genetic mutation. Early Canadians had to survive harsh winters eating little more than back bacon and drinking vodka to stay warm. The 'Finn-gene' is a direct result of poor diet and shriveled penises.
Excuse me sir, I have a proposition for you:
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22826260.jpg

case in point


http://i.imgur.com/nknI9.jpg
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_ljkgrvQ9yZ1qafrh6.gif

He does like his girlz thick :thumbsup:
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/048/aw_yiss_by_radish_earring-d387dkg.png

If Hal's related to a people who's good sense have been ravaged by Ragnarok, which they've allowed to occur willingly, then maybe there was a propensity for bad decisions to begin with, and therefore, the inherent stupidity to choose to live in ridiculously fucking cold conditions is a character trait initially passed down from Hal and the Canadians.
:overkill:

And I liked you...

Abba was descended from the Inuit..
:lol: :tup:

[Hal-9000]

that was a rather large post of denial :lol:

[Jezter]

that was a rather large post of denial :lol:
I have something large for your rectum, mister! :x

[Hal-9000]

I have something large for your rectum, mister! :x


http://i.imgur.com/P5tgb.jpg

[Jezter]

http://veedeeoo.emergentfuture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/MeGusta.png