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Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2012, 10:45 AM
Reporting Laura Cole - CBS Sacramento


TWAIN HARTE (CBS13) – A man took an unusual retaliatory step for his neighbor’s constant gospel music, countering song with sin.

“I decided to watch the porn on the back deck,” said the Twain Harte man, who didn’t want to give his name.

The man also didn’t want to show his face but was willing to tell CBS13 his story Tuesday, saying he moved his big-screen TV out on his deck Sunday evening and turned up the volume on a porno flick – all aimed at getting back at his neighbors.

“Just to kind of give them a taste of offensive play there, just a little payback,” he said.

But why a little payback? It turns out they play a lot of gospel music.That’s right, gospel music, and he can’t stand it.

“One day it went on for 12 hours and my dog was howling and it was bad,” he said.

But another neighbor said he’s not bothered at all by the music.

“No, it doesn’t,” Dave Kamps said. “I love it. I love it.”

The small little cul-de-sac is nestled away in the Twain Harte hills and both homes are quite close together, so it wouldn’t be hard to hear either the gospel music or the groans from the movie.

The accused gospel lovers weren’t home for us to get their side of the story, but Tuolumne County deputies say the neighbors called the department to complain and even showed the responding deputy a video of the porno playing in the neighbor’s backyard.

Did the man really think playing porn was the best way to up the ante against gospel music?

“Yeah, like I said, not the best choice, but you know what are you going to do?” he said.

“I think that was a little ridiculous,” Twain Harte resident Tara Varela said. “He shouldn’t have just played porn like that. He could have played, like I said, death metal. Anything besides that.”

We probably wouldn’t be telling the story if he had just played death metal music loudly. But blasting an X-rated movie just to make a point? Well, that definitely caught our attention.

“After all the commotion, I probably wouldn’t have done it,” he said.

The man says he won’t be living at the home much longer. So far, he’s not facing any charges for his backyard movie selection.

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2012, 10:50 AM
“I think that was a little ridiculous,” Twain Harte resident Tara Varela said. “He shouldn’t have just played porn like that. He could have played, like I said, death metal. Anything besides that."

No shit. Deicide would've been, above and beyond, the best choice here.

FBD
09-20-2012, 11:25 AM
I actually did that to a neighbor back a looooong time ago when I was in about 8th grade, my neighbor was hard of hearing and blasted this nickelodeon music (the instrument, not the channel) and we put the speakers up into the windows, and Nuclear Assault came on...LOUD. Neighbor's shit was shut off and it wasnt a problem after that :lol:

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2012, 11:30 AM
I never did it to any neighbors, I just did it to roommates in college. I had one wigger, and one dude who listened to the absolute worst of the 70s constantly.

In the battle of stereo blasting, death metal always wins. :lol:

FBD
09-20-2012, 11:35 AM
In the battle of stereo blasting, death metal always wins. :lol:

quoted for emphasis :lol:

Acid Trip
09-20-2012, 01:57 PM
I never did it to any neighbors, I just did it to roommates in college. I had one wigger, and one dude who listened to the absolute worst of the 70s constantly.

In the battle of stereo blasting, death metal always wins. :lol:

I find the threat of physical violence makes people back down faster. Especially those scrawny emo metal heads.

Muddy
09-20-2012, 02:05 PM
:giggle: @ the OP.

Acid Trip
09-20-2012, 02:06 PM
:giggle:

The new crab is awesome btw. Goofy did a great job.

Muddy
09-20-2012, 02:07 PM
Gracias amigo

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2012, 03:45 PM
Brilliant, this was me by the way

FBD
09-20-2012, 03:51 PM
I find the threat of physical violence makes people back down faster. Especially those scrawny emo metal heads.

heh now that's an oxymoron! scrawny and emo just dont equate to metal head. nor can you call that whiny bitch stuff metal. you cry, its shite.

Acid Trip
09-20-2012, 03:55 PM
heh now that's an oxymoron! scrawny and emo just dont equate to metal head. nor can you call that whiny bitch stuff metal. you cry, its shite.

This is from a heavy metal concert. I consider emo and goth the same since they all look like f'ing idiots.

http://i.imgur.com/bhUt4.jpg

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2012, 03:58 PM
There's never been anything scrawny or emo about me. And the death metal I'm referring to has nothing to do with feelings.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2012, 04:03 PM
There's never been anything scrawny or emo about me. And the death metal I'm referring to has nothing to do with feelings.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKyPE8P-d4

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2012, 04:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKyPE8P-d4

:headbang:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2012, 04:07 PM
There's never been anything scrawny or emo about me. And the death metal I'm referring to has nothing to do with feelings.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w

One of the craziest concerts I have ever seen, 250 lb dudes diving from the balcony into the pit. I stayed out and just watched.

Acid Trip
09-20-2012, 04:18 PM
There's never been anything scrawny or emo about me. And the death metal I'm referring to has nothing to do with feelings.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w

Rawr rawr..garble garble...rawr rawr...shake my head and slam my guitar.

He's probably telling the story of how his daddy always touched his special place and that's why he worships Satan now.

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2012, 04:21 PM
He's singing about how beautiful the world is after a nice rain.

Acid Trip
09-20-2012, 04:22 PM
He's singing about how beautiful the world is after a golden shower.

Fixed.

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2012, 04:23 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2012, 04:24 PM
Fixed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTqOf8SeLE

Muddy
09-20-2012, 04:43 PM
He's singing about how beautiful the world is after a nice rain.

:lol: