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Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:34 PM
Have a good turkey day!




:tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 05:35 PM
Is it a holiday? Do you have work off?

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:39 PM
yes & yes :thumbsup:

Richard Cranium
10-08-2012, 05:39 PM
Today is the day Columbus discovered the United States of America. :rofl:

http://www.valleyfallslibrary.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/columbusdayflag.gif






Happy Turkey Monday to you Canadians.. :canada:

minz
10-08-2012, 05:41 PM
:cheerlead: Happy TG day I look forward to the drunk posts later. :lol:

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:43 PM
well I don't drink and rarely eat large meals like that....


it's more of a day of refection for me :tryingnottobeserioussmiley:

Jezter
10-08-2012, 05:45 PM
Jour de l'Action de grâce!

http://www.crewsnest.vispa.com/tgivingcanadatop.jpg

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:45 PM
huh? :lol:

Muddy
10-08-2012, 05:45 PM
Fried fried la Beef!

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:47 PM
:doh:


Our typical Thanksgiving fare is a big plate of poutine and flapjacks with maple syrup and bacon :tup:


*and some Tim Hortons timbits for dessert

Muddy
10-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Merry Christmas to all!! And to all a good night!

Jezter
10-08-2012, 05:48 PM
huh? :lol:

L'Action de grâce ou Thanksgiving (en anglais) est une fête célébrée au Canada le deuxième lundi d’octobre 2 et aux États-Unis le quatrième jeudi de novembre. Certains pays la célèbrent à d'autres dates.

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 05:51 PM
October is the real Thanksgiving date...

redred
10-08-2012, 05:55 PM
happy thanks giving hal :canada:

Muddy
10-08-2012, 05:56 PM
The Canadian are giving us in the US thanks for finding and letting them have a little country of their own.. :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-08-2012, 05:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lmv6h.jpg

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:18 PM
The Canadian are giving us in the US thanks for finding and letting them have a little country of their own.. :dance:

While you guys are asleep every night, we've been discreetly moving the border south, 1 inch/day.

In 390 years you guys will be nothing but a thin strip of land next to the Mexicans...so piss off Pedro! :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 06:21 PM
We are the only thing stopping Mexico from taking over Canada

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:26 PM
We are the only thing stopping Mexico from taking over Canada

you pipe down Ricardo

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 06:28 PM
http://www.redicecreations.com/ul_img/6717boy-scout-border-patrol-exercise.jpg

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:31 PM
I think Canada and the States should just amalgamate. You're screwing us with border trade anyways, may as well open them up and call it The United Canadian States of North America :thumbsup:

do away with the useless tariffs and taxes and become one huge gigantic superpower (with bacon)

Muddy
10-08-2012, 06:33 PM
I think Canada and the States should just amalgamate. You're screwing us with border trade anyways, may as well open them up and call it The United Canadian States of North America :thumbsup:

do away with the useless tariffs and taxes and become one huge gigantic superpower (with bacon)


I agree..

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 06:35 PM
Im fine with that, we all ready own everything surrounding you

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:47 PM
I agree..


Im fine with that, we all ready own everything surrounding you

:faint: good gravy, two of you agreed?

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:47 PM
maybe then we can get some ^%$#@! White Castles up here and some fooking McRibs!!!!!



:dance:

Muddy
10-08-2012, 06:49 PM
McRibs... :lol:

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:51 PM
:lol: yes....and then we can stop acting so gawd dammed polite and lay a good shit-kicking on parts of the world that burn flags and women and behead people for saying that beheading is wrong...

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 06:52 PM
maybe then we can get some ^%$#@! White Castles up here and some fooking McRibs!!!!!



:dance:

2 of our worst products in America :tup:

Muddy
10-08-2012, 06:55 PM
2 of our worst products in America :tup:

Embrace it, fooker.. :x

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:57 PM
We could actually just call the new land North America..

North - Canadians
America - well America, duhh


We'd save a boatload on Atlas's, maps :lol:

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 06:58 PM
and then we could divide the entire land mass into 4 simple quadrants...NE, NW, SE, SW...


do away with all of the provinces and little states and all of their contradictory rules and regulations. One land, one set of laws :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 06:59 PM
Embrace it, fooker.. :x

Have you ever eating a white castle burger? Its like two greasy sponges holding some "meat" product

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 07:00 PM
except for the eastern parts of Canada that are French....in those areas we could do some underground nuclear testing and tons of frakking along the border....and then those people could float over to France :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 07:02 PM
Have you ever eating a white castle burger? Its like two greasy sponges holding some "meat" product

I hear you can get bags of 10 or 20 of those little fckers.....:homer:

Muddy
10-08-2012, 07:03 PM
Have you ever eating a white castle burger? Its like two greasy sponges holding some "meat" product

Let it go, Jester..

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 07:08 PM
I hear you can get bags of 10 or 20 of those little fckers.....:homer:

I think they call it a suitcase

http://kimberlysays.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/white-castle-crave-case.png

http://assets3.whitecastle.com/system/pages/photos/1/admin/cravers.jpg?1254942868


30 of them :shock:

Jezter
10-08-2012, 07:11 PM
Let it go, Jester..

How did I get dragged into this?

Hal-9000
10-08-2012, 07:18 PM
I think they call it a suitcase

http://kimberlysays.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/white-castle-crave-case.png

http://assets3.whitecastle.com/system/pages/photos/1/admin/cravers.jpg?1254942868


30 of them :shock:



crave case....I like it :lol:


marketing aimed at the discerning stoner

Teh One Who Knocks
10-08-2012, 07:22 PM
2 of our worst products in America :tup:

Says the guy that told me In-N-Out Burger was awesome :roll:


Worst.Burger.Ever.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 07:34 PM
:hand: You must not have gotten animal style. I dont know how it could be the worst ever, its fresh ground beef, never frozen You cant get any fast food burger thats not been frozen first. And homemade buns, made onsite. Frys made from a whole potato when you order them. You crazy

Muddy
10-08-2012, 08:41 PM
In and out burger is trash..

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 09:36 PM
You shut your whore mouth

Muddy
10-08-2012, 09:43 PM
Roys Big Burger ftw!

http://i.imgur.com/T7xi2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZltHF.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
10-08-2012, 09:46 PM
by Michael Speier - D Magazine


http://i.imgur.com/2meVP.jpg

I can’t explain it.

Los Angelenos love In-N-Out more than they love Kardashian sightings. They love it more than they hate the Celtics. They love it more than Kabbalah. Botox. Bieber. And I have no idea why.

I’ll surely get filleted for saying this, but here goes: In-N-Out sucks. It’s a chain with basic burgers, unsatisfying French fries, few menu items, and, honestly, some pretty gross sauce that makes the popular restaurant’s name gastronomically appropriate. It’s cheap food with long lines and (often) drunk and otherwise sketchy customers who loiter in the booths.

But In-N-Out gets a huge free pass in Los Angeles. Always has. You can’t whisper “In-N-Out” in L.A. without people fawning over days gone by. Without someone reminiscing about the time he piled into a stoner pal’s IROC-Z and ditched school. To so many, it represents their teenage years—in all of their trying-to-get-laid-after-the-homecoming-game glory. Or, even younger, Daddy used to take them out for dinner on Saturday nights, and then they stayed up late to watch The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. They equate this only so-so spot with youthful innocence and happier times. In-N-Out is the way it’s supposed to be—whatever the hell that means.

So, as a marketing triumph, good for them. But stop telling me it’s the best hamburger on the planet. Stop telling me it’s a food mecca. Stop putting it on Best-of-L.A. lists. It’s embarrassing. Because when it comes to the actual product, there are so many places in L.A. that do it better. So many places have great burgers, giant burgers, fat burgers (really, the Fatburger chain is a much better experience).

But for some strange reason, everyone in Southern California makes love to their past when In-N-Out is mentioned. They go nuts.

And they’ll claim it’s because it’s so damn tasty. They’ll claim it’s because of that tangy pickleish “spread” they rub on the buns (which is pretty much just Thousand Island dressing). They’ll claim it’s because of the classic American cheese that—according to supposed aficionados—binds the burger better than at any other joint. They’ll claim it’s all about the milkshakes made from real ice cream. They’ll claim it’s because of the simple menu with only four food items on it (hamburger, cheeseburger, Double-Double, and French fries). They all think they’re so damn smart because they know about the “secret menu,” which isn’t so secret anymore now that it’s on the chain’s website.

Oh, people want me to love it. People have gotten mad at me. People have screamed at me and threatened my children’s health, said that if I don’t declare In-N-Out the best burger place of all time, there’s something wrong with me. That I don’t deserve a job in Hollywood. That I don’t deserve to be married. That I don’t deserve myself.

But In-N-Out is just, merely, ordinary. Nothing special. My kids love it, but show me a kid who doesn’t like going to any restaurant. I could tell them we’re going to a vegan soup restaurant, and they’d be happy. My wife loves it because the whole bill for four people comes to, like, $12.

Look—I apologize for not having grown up in Los Angeles, which is apparently the common denominator with everyone who loves In-N-Out. I am simply being objective. In-N-Out is just another fast-food chain that serves just another burger.

You’ll see.

Now, if only a Kardashian would eat one with me.

Godfather
10-08-2012, 09:59 PM
I thought In-N-Out was supposed to be awesome!? I've never had it but always wanted to try :lol:


Anyways, off to a big turkey feast! Happy thanksgiving all my Canadian buds! Hope it was a good one.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-08-2012, 10:01 PM
I'm sure there are better burgers. But comparing other fast food its better then mcdonalds or jack or Carl's. You could go to fat burger but pay twice as much. You notice he gave zero examples of the better spot

Griffin
10-08-2012, 10:34 PM
I hope they all got stuffed.

DemonGeminiX
10-08-2012, 11:01 PM
Happy Canuckian Thanksgiving, boys and girls on ice skates. Make love to an Eskimo for good luck.

:tup:


You can’t whisper “In-N-Out” in L.A. without people fawning over days gone by. Without someone reminiscing about the time he piled into a stoner pal’s IROC-Z and ditched school. To so many, it represents their teenage years—in all of their trying-to-get-laid-after-the-homecoming-game glory. Or, even younger, Daddy used to take them out for dinner on Saturday nights, and then they stayed up late to watch The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. They equate this only so-so spot with youthful innocence and happier times. In-N-Out is the way it’s supposed to be—whatever the hell that means.

Dude... that sounds like me and my cousin reminiscing about our early teenaged years in Jersey eating cheese steaks and Benny's pizza, staying up to watch Monstervision or Up All Night. Drinking Jolt soda in the afternoon with friends and being so fucking wired that we'd play tackle football in the middle of the street until 3am. Talk about memories...


I'm sure there are better burgers. But comparing other fast food its better then mcdonalds or jack or Carl's. You could go to fat burger but pay twice as much. You notice he gave zero examples of the better spot

:hand:

Hey, hey, hey now... Carl's Jr = Hardees here in the South. And Hardee's makes a damn good burger.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 12:15 AM
Happy Canuckian Thanksgiving, boys and girls on ice skates. Make love to an Eskimo for good luck.

:tup:



Dude... that sounds like me and my cousin reminiscing about our early teenaged years in Jersey eating cheese steaks and Benny's pizza, staying up to watch Monstervision or Up All Night. Drinking Jolt soda in the afternoon with friends and being so fucking wired that we'd play tackle football in the middle of the street until 3am. Talk about memories...



:hand:

Hey, hey, hey now... Carl's Jr = Hardees here in the South. And Hardee's makes a damn good burger.

They do. I have eaten a ton of them, used to cook there even. The thing they have working for them is flame broiling instead of frying on a fkat top. But the patties go in frozen.

Muddy
10-09-2012, 12:52 AM
Roys Big Burger ftw!

http://i.imgur.com/T7xi2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZltHF.jpg

Yes, I love them as we'll..

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:12 AM
They do. I have eaten a ton of them, used to cook there even. The thing they have working for them is flame broiling instead of frying on a fkat top. But the patties go in frozen.

Doesn't matter if they go in frozen or fresh if they're comin' out fantastic.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:12 AM
I like a dead whore stuck in my mattress but that's not what is being debated

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:13 AM
My comment was about muddys post ;)

Muddy
10-09-2012, 01:13 AM
I like a dead whore stuck in my mattress

We have so much in common... Lol

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:13 AM
Yes, I love them as we'll..

Sorry dude, but it looks like they're local to Virginia. You're gonna need a few Virginians to wax philosophic with you in your love of Roy's.

Muddy
10-09-2012, 01:14 AM
Sorry dude, but it looks like they're local to Virginia. You're gonna need a few Virginians to wax philosophic with you in your love of Roy's.

Totally one greasy shit hole location.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:15 AM
http://www.hark.com/clips/jzlmrncvxv-police-get-someone-over-here-right-fucking-now

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:15 AM
Totally one greasy shit hole location.

:-k

With dead whores in the mattresses?

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:16 AM
Where else

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:16 AM
http://www.hark.com/clips/jzlmrncvxv-police-get-someone-over-here-right-fucking-now

That movie's freakin' hilarious.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:18 AM
One of my favorites :tup:

Muddy
10-09-2012, 01:20 AM
Never heard of it

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:22 AM
I haven't seen it in a long time. I gotta go see if I can get the Dvd. That last skit where he lops off the dude's finger, snatches up the money, and calmly skidaddles out of the room while all the others run around like maniacs always makes me howl.

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:23 AM
You need to watch it.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:23 AM
Never heard of it

Four Rooms


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:24 AM
I haven't seen it in a long time. I gotta go see if I can get the Dvd. That last skit where he lops off the dude's finger, snatches up the money, and calmly skidaddles out of the room while all the others run around like maniacs always makes me howl.

Bruce Willis :lol:

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:27 AM
This is Cristal! Everything else is just piss!

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:30 AM
Quentin Tarantino is the worst actor in all his movies

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:35 AM
:lol:

Unreal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzYOrldilP4

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:44 AM
I love how he struts out

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 01:47 AM
:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9JqOCzEJus

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:48 AM
There it is. I tried youtube, but wasn't having any luck

PorkChopSandwiches
10-09-2012, 01:49 AM
Don't.... misbehave

DemonGeminiX
10-09-2012, 02:00 AM
That 3rd skit is the best one in the film.

deebakes
10-09-2012, 02:22 AM
have a great day canadians, eh :tup:

Hal-9000
10-09-2012, 03:30 PM
I like a dead whore stuck in my mattress but that's not what is being debated

Thanksgiving is about a lot of things for different people :lol: