Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis "Have Sex Like Kenyan Marathon Runners"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

by Bruna Nessif - E! Online


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To think of the sounds coming off of their apartment walls...

Actress Olivia Wilde—who recently shacked up with boyfriend Jason Sudeikis—was very open about the past and present adventures of her lady kitty while speaking at These Girls, a night of monologues hosted by Glamour magazine In NYC last night, reports Vulture.

"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners," she said of her and Jason's intimate time, and added that she is "blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love."

But Wilde's sex life wasn't always that hot and, um, wild (get it?).

"I felt like my vagina died," she said referring to the end of her first marriage to Tao Ruspoli. "Turned off. Lights out...And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina."

After that, Olivia considered switching teams and experiencing "a soft kind of lesbian relationship, just gentle kissing and scissoring," but before she could act it out, she met Sudeikis—the man that brought her vagina back to life.

Kudos, Jason.

[Muddy]

Right on, Sudeikis!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Celebuzz News


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Tron: Legacy star Olivia Wilde disclosed some very personal information at Monday’s These Girls — a night filled with monologues hosted by Glamour magazine.

Based off of her tweets from Tuesday night, the 28-year-old actress may not have spilled all those mushy details if she knew they were going to be etched in stone.


The “These Girls” monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of LOVE, girls, and honesty.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) October 10, 2012

What else pushed Wilde’s buttons?

The girlfriend of Saturday Night Live funnyman Jason Sudeikis was appalled at the reporting that took place, Tweeting:


Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) October 10, 2012

In a statement released by Vulture, Wilde confessed to the audience, “I felt like my vagina died,” adding, “Turned off. Lights out . . . you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”

Her comments were thought to be of relevance to her previous marriage with Italian prince Tao Ruspoli and their failed marriage of eight years, especially since she was also reportedly discussed how her body was affected by the decision to split.

Wilde reminisced to the star-studded audience about her conscious choice to cut the cord with her ex in March of 2011. She recalled that her lady part stared up at her and said “Oh, you think?”

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I would have fucked her dead vagina