Help me in congratulating Lance

[Hal-9000]

He's been a member since Jan/2012

Roughly 300 days of posting at the new site

Over 75000 posts


That's an average of 250 per day














:lol: get some help man

[minz]

If you've just sat and worked all that out then you need the help just as much :lol:

[Hal-9000]

ok scrap this thread...he's been a member since Jan/2011

that's only 125 posts per day






:oops:

[Hal-9000]

If you've just sat and worked all that out then you need the help just as much :lol:

I worked it out badly :lol:

[minz]

Only 125? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

yeah, he's strictly noob-ville if he's only done 125 posts per day :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's my way of thanking him for all of the galleries, pics and new stories every day...really an amazing thing when you think of it.

I can't just come right out and be nice to him or our relationship will suffer :lol:

[Hal-9000]

it actually works out to 112.78 posts per day....

what a slackass

[minz]

Maybe you should set up teh basement annual awards :lol:

[minz]

it actually works out to 112.78 posts per day....

what a slackass

He's gonna kick your arse mate :lol:

[Hal-9000]

we used to have threads congratulating people on 5m, 10m posts etc....

it got so I couldn't keep up and always thought anyways ....so what if some guy has 25000 posts and some guy has 105? It's all about right now IMO, you're either a daily member or you're not...end of story.

[Hal-9000]

good example is that PCS has about half the amount of posts that I do....and he posts tons of videos, nsfw stuff and news stories....


I don't :lol:

[minz]

we used to have threads congratulating people on 5m, 10m posts etc....

it got so I couldn't keep up and always thought anyways ....so what if some guy has 25000 posts and some guy has 105? It's all about right now IMO, you're either a daily member or you're not...end of story.

I agree, we cant all be as gobby as you. :dunno:

[Hal-9000]

gobby?

GOBBY???? :x



*spits at Minz*

[minz]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'll have you know I've been watching Spooks and plan to get the UK version of Life on Mars...

so I can start translating all of your various euphemisms and sayings...

[Hal-9000]

I'm on episode 3096 of Corrie Street :oops:

[minz]

I'll have you know I've been watching Spooks and plan to get the UK version of Life on Mars...

so I can start translating all of your various euphemisms and sayings...

Life on Mars was filmed around 15 miles from here, Manchester and Stockport have a yukky accent, different from the Cheshire girls but very similar dialects :lol:

[KevinD]

This is just to check my post count. Can't remember when exactly I joined either. I'm more of a part time whore, lol

[minz]

I'm on episode 3096 of Corrie Street :oops:

And i do NOT sound anything like that!

[Hal-9000]

Have you ever heard Lance's accent?


:shifty: pure lower Midwestern corn-drawal

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

[minz]

Have you ever heard Lance's accent?


:shifty: pure lower Midwestern corn-drawal

No Ive only met Belle, she has a lovely accent and voice.

[Hal-9000]

And i do NOT sound anything like that!

Belle says you sound like the Queen Mum....I suspect more like Kelly on Misfits :rofl:

[KevinD]

Cool, I'm averaging 6 posts a day! lol

[minz]

Belle says you sound like the Queen Mum....I suspect more like Kelly on Misfits :rofl:

:lol: I have a slightly plumy accent but I'm by no means posh and defiantly nothing like Kelly.

[minz]

Belle says you sound like the Queen Mum....I suspect more like Kelly on Misfits :rofl:

And if you would give in and talk to me on the phone you would know what I sound like. :hand:

[Hal-9000]

And if you would give in and talk to me on the phone you would know what I sound like. :hand:

I've blocked international calls on my cell phone, nothing personal Kelly :lol:.....


HEY! This is about slagging Lance, not about your life growing up as Posh Spice :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol: I have a slightly plumy accent but I'm by no means posh and defiantly nothing like Kelly.

You do realize that those of us in the Western hemisphere wouldn't know the difference. Right?

:-s

[DemonGeminiX]

I bet she sounds exactly like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

:outtahere:

[minz]

I bet she sounds exactly like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

:outtahere:

:nutkick:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te_Nv3lMUnA

[Hal-9000]

I bet she sounds exactly like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

:outtahere:

I bet she sounds exactly like Basil from Fawlty Towers :lol:

[Goofy]

yeah, he's strictly noob-ville if he's only done 125 posts per day :lol:


it actually works out to 112.78 posts per day....

what a slackass

n00b :roll:

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2395/easycapture1qj.png (http://img528.imageshack.us/i/easycapture1qj.png/)

[minz]

You bunch of bastids but at least its getting closer :lol:

[Hal-9000]

One on the left is Minz :rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVR2GeqXzUs

[Hal-9000]

n00b :roll:

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2395/easycapture1qj.png (http://img528.imageshack.us/i/easycapture1qj.png/)


Hey Einstein?

How many nuts does it take to shut up a Scotsman?

Open yer mouth and I'll pull down my pants and we'll find out :x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[minz]

:popcorn:

[Hal-9000]

:dance:


I do math in my head and you stalk profiles......:hand: No comparison, my numbers are more...erm....organic :lol:

[Goofy]

:popcorn:

:steal:

[DemonGeminiX]

One on the left is Minz :rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVR2GeqXzUs

Man, her nose is freakin' huge. She reminds me of Philly girls from the 80s (in mannerisms, not accents).

[Hal-9000]

:popcorn:


:wank::steal:


...

[Hal-9000]

Man, her nose is freakin' huge. She reminds me of Philly girls from the 80s (in mannerisms, not accents).

You gotta hear her character when she gets going....you almost need subtitles :lol:

[minz]

North Manchester...

[Hal-9000]

North Manchester...

and where do you live ma'am?

middle Manchester? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

You gotta hear her character when she gets going....you almost need subtitles :lol:

:-s

And minz sounds like that? I will never do a voice chat with that woman.




8-[

[minz]

:-s

And minz sounds like that? I will never do a voice chat with that woman.




8-[

I do not sound like that :rant:


We should have a voice chat on here :lol:

[Hal-9000]

ok...I'm Canadian and you've seen a few pics...what do you think I sound like?

[DemonGeminiX]

ok...I'm Canadian and you've seen a few pics...what do you think I sound like?

RuPaul.

:d

[minz]

ok...I'm Canadian and you've seen a few pics...what do you think I sound like?

Many many whitty thoughts entred my head when I read that, I'll stay quiet out of fear that you may never talk to me again :rofl:

[RBP]

RuPaul.

:d

:lol:

[minz]

RuPaul.

:d

:lol: I was thinking along the same lines. :d

[Hal-9000]

this is me..



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5rIuJPTt0

[RBP]

Congrats Lance. And thanks for all you do! :cheerlead:

[minz]

and where do you live ma'am?

middle Manchester? :lol:

Cheshire.

[DemonGeminiX]

this is me..



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5rIuJPTt0

If that's true then I'd love to observe your job interviews.

[Hal-9000]

Lance has a powerful, engaging voice...much like Barrack Obama :)

[RBP]

Cheshire.

Like the Cat!

[Hal-9000]

Cheshire.

we put that sauce on steaks over here..

[Hal-9000]

Congrats Lance. And thanks for all you do! :cheerlead:

solid bro, righteous

[minz]

Like the Cat!

:yup:


we put that sauce on steaks over here..


I've never heard of Cheshire sauce :?

[Hal-9000]

Only GF has heard me...and I was wasted at the time :lol:


slow, deep, well modulated voice is what I'm told...









so yeah, pretty much RuPaul :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:yup:




I've never heard of Cheshire sauce :?

If it's gone a bit old....worse cheshire sauce?








:coat:

[DemonGeminiX]

Worcestershire sauce

[minz]

I dont get that :wha:

[minz]

OK now I do :lol:

[Hal-9000]

geez Louise :doh:

[minz]

:lol: I'm not as sharp at this time of night.

[Hal-9000]

wasn't much of a joke anyways..

hey, so after we're done here and Lance bans me and trashes this thread....do I still get to keep the posts for my postcount? :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

Dear Wack

All me rellies live in Cheshire (Port Sunlight, Runcorn, The Wirral and one in Liverpool proper), so I know exactly what you sound like. I'm threatening to go visit next year -- maybe I can come in for a cut? :)

And Canadians, except for the far east coasters sound alike, even to us

[MrsM]

Yay Lance on the 75K...

I used to be over 100 posts a day - but life doesn't allow that kind of time anymore :(

[deebakes]

cpmgrats lance:tip:

[redred]

good example is that PCS has about half the amount of posts that I do....and he posts tons of videos, nsfw stuff and news stories....


I don't :lol:

He would have more than you if we didn't trash all his reposts :dance:

[Jezter]

cpmgrats lance:tip:


He would have more than you if we didn't trash all his reposts :dance:

Did Dee and Red somehow magically trade places there? :lol:


Either way... Congratumalations Lancaster! :cheerlead: Keep fucking that chicken!

[minz]

It is a pretty impressive record on top of keeping the site running, on top of working, on top of moving house.... does Lance actually sleep at all? :huh:

[Jezter]

It is a pretty impressive record on top of keeping the site running, on top of working, on top of moving house.... does Lance actually sleep at all? :huh:

I guess it is time for you to know...it is a well-kept secret... Lance is actually an Android.

[Goofy]

I dont get that :wha:


OK now I do :lol:

:lol:


does Lance actually sleep at all? :huh:

Yep, in September 1996 for 7 seconds, he didn't enjoy it so never tried it again :)

[Hal-9000]

Either way... Congratumalations Lancaster! :cheerlead: Keep fucking that chicken!


....yes! Keep doing that :lol:




wtf

[Jezter]

....yes! Keep doing that :lol:




wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc

the woman's look after he said that :lol:


wtf???

[minz]

Oh I asked the girls at work, 'who do you think I sound like' I dont like them anymore :(

[Hal-9000]

Oh I asked the girls at work, 'who do you think I sound like' I dont like them anymore :(

their response please? :face:

[Hal-9000]

:-s




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v5ZNc5dm2M

[minz]

Liz Hurley, wtf her voice is really deep, they did relent and say i had a softer tone but I think that was just to butter me up when they saw the look on my face :(

[minz]

I think it was just more the way I pronounce my words :meh:

[Hal-9000]

*searches for Liz speaking parts*


brb

[Hal-9000]

She speaks with a kind of posh, easy to understand accent. Never knew she had such a sexy, deep voice :thumbsup:

[minz]

She speaks with a kind of posh, easy to understand accent. Never knew she had such a sexy, deep voice :thumbsup:

I really dont think my voice is as deep as hers.... well I hope not....

[minz]

I have to concede, word pronunciation they are pretty close to the mark, maybe a little less well spoken at times :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It is interesting for us to listen to Brits...the accents are so varied throughout your country. I watch a few Brit TV series and I can tell who's from London, who's Irish and of course the Scottish folk :lol:

Scottish accents always crack me up because my old boss could do any one of a handful of Brit accents and his Scottish brogue dude was hilarious. His wife was from Newcastle and I think I enjoyed her very prim and proper accent the most.

[minz]

Cheshire is a bit of a mixed bag, I dont really have so much of a regional accent, more a generic one.

[Hal-9000]

My favorite accent is the southern states. We make lots of redneck/hillbilly jokes, but the truth is that I love hearing the women talk...it's so melodic.

[Jezter]

So when's the webchat? I just finished building a computer for my buddy and Im not going anywhere tonight...plus I have a nice nasal voice cuz of the man-flu. :lol:

[Goofy]

It is interesting for us to listen to Brits...the accents are so varied throughout your country. I watch a few Brit TV series and I can tell who's from London, who's Irish and of course the Scottish folk :lol:

Scottish accents always crack me up because my old boss could do any one of a handful of Brit accents and his Scottish brogue dude was hilarious. His wife was from Newcastle and I think I enjoyed her very prim and proper accent the most.

Britain has fucking loads of regional accents......... Dundee is about 30 mins away from me and the folk there speak completely differently to us :lol: I've been down to Liverpool twice and their accent is epic :mrgreen:


So when's the webchat? I just finished building a computer for my buddy and Im not going anywhere tonight...plus I have a nice nasal voice cuz of the man-flu. :lol:

Where are you now eh? *taps foot*

[DemonGeminiX]

My favorite accent is the southern states. We make lots of redneck/hillbilly jokes, but the truth is that I love hearing the women talk...it's so melodic.

There is nothing sexier than a woman's soft southern accent... not the trailer trash wanna-be-a-black-girl kind, but the kind you'd hear coming from a woman who's a genuine lady.

[Goofy]

I love the Irish accent on a woman :homer:

[Jezter]

B

Where are you now eh? *taps foot*

I was in bed, cuz no one was here when I was...

[Hal-9000]

*dumbass accent*

so wut is this thread about again? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My favorite accent is the southern states. We make lots of redneck/hillbilly jokes, but the truth is that I love hearing the women talk...it's so melodic.
Have Muddy put his wife on web chat. She's got it :tup:

[Southern Belle]

So we're doing webchat? I tried to get on it one night with RBP and Kevin but couldn't get it to work. By then I'd had too much to drink anyway :lol:

[Muddy]

Have Muddy put his wife on web chat. She's got it :tup:

There a big difference between Southern and Redneck..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

There a big difference between Southern and Redneck..

I know. He said southern.

[Muddy]

I know. He said southern.

I never read back.. :mrgreen:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Muddy]

I'm drinking flying dogs snake dog IPA.. Do you have that out there?

[Jezter]

http://chatonic.com/

Maybe try there?

[Hugh_Janus]

shit.... bringing back memories od 130+ppd at as

[Hal-9000]

holy shit I just realized something....Lance has just moved to his new place, no internet yet.


so right now he's in a total blackout/deadzone after he leaves work everyday....


I give him 4 days tops....before he kills someone for a wifi signal at least :lol:

[Jezter]

He could always use his phone as hot spot... Ohhh wait, in the States they charge extra for that (Atleast Verizon used to)... :rolleyes: Even tho it is a standard Android feature and shouldn't make a difference if you already have unlimited data.