8 things that PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF!

[Korpiklaani]

Title says it all.

Me first, me first!!

1. People who walk slow in front of me
2. People who go the speed limit
3. The word Yolo and Swag
4. When tourists ask me dumb questions
5. Men who act like chicks with dicks.
6. Ignorance in politics
7. Romney
8. People who are afraid of Roller Coasters

[RBP]

1. dishonesty about anything
2. when lunch meat goes bad
3. smoking rules
4. cold steak
5. yellow lights
6. shitty chinese food
7. Obama
8. Feminists

[Richard Cranium]

1) Left wing Liberals that think they are centrists
2) Preachy Green Environmentalists / Prius Fags
3) Attention whores
4) Not using a turn signal
5) Anyone who drives faster or slower than me
6) People that wrap up extension cords around their arms
7) People who talk really fucking loud for no reason
8) People who try to impress me talking about things they have no clue about in great detail
9) Making a list of things that piss me the fuck off
10)People in general

[Korpiklaani]

Haha, number 9 made me laugh. Im guessing because you were starting to get pissed off?

[DemonGeminiX]

1. People that think the world revolves around them. Get over yourself.

2. People that drive like maniacs.

3. People who intentionally blow smoke in my face. I actually carry a knife for that reason.

4. Liars.

5. People that think government should give out handouts to everybody instead of believing in the values this country was built upon: people working for their own keep. Trying to be successful on their own efforts. Kennedy had it right: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

6. Women who think they're too good for me when they're nothing compared to what I've gotten in the past and what I will end up with in the future.

7. "Philly cheesesteaks" outside of Philly. Sorry, they just don't compare.

8. Pussies who hit women.

And as a bonus...

9. Companies that don't take pride in the products or the services they provide to the paying public. :d

I could keep going...

[Richard Cranium]

Haha, number 9 made me laugh. Im guessing because you were starting to get pissed off?

You are way too fucking easy man.. :mrgreen:

I was just taking up space, like I usually do..

[RBP]

You are way too fucking easy man.. :mrgreen:

I was just taking up space, like I usually do..

9. space taker uppers :hand:

[Korpiklaani]

1. People that think the world revolves around them. Get over yourself.

2. People that drive like maniacs.

3. People who intentionally blow smoke in my face. I actually carry a knife for that reason.

4. Liars.

5. People that think government should give out handouts to everybody instead of believing in the values this country was built upon: people working for their own keep. Trying to be successful on their own efforts. Kennedy had it right: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

6. Women who think they're too good for me when they're nothing compared to what I've gotten in the past and what I will end up with in the future.

7. "Philly cheesesteaks" outside of Philly. Sorry, they just don't compare.

8. Pussies who hit women.

And as a bonus...

9. Companies that don't take pride in the products or the services they provide to the paying public. :d

I could keep going...

Thought you were from Egypt. :meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thought you were from Egypt. :meh:

I live in the deep South now, but I was originally born in Philly and I grew up in New Jersey.

[Loser]

1.)child molesters.
2.)men who beat women and children.
3.)rapists.
4.)hypocrits.
5.)the catholic church, for protecting child molesting priests....FUCK mother teresa, that sick bitch gave solace to a child molester.
6.)politicians.
7.)high gas prices. We're the number one refiner of gasoline. Why are we almost 4$ a gallon?
8.)Political correctness. If I offend you, fuck off ;)

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

1. Americans
2. Anti-environmentalists, anti-conspiracy theorists, anti-gun control, anti-depressants, antioxidants.
3. People who are given a home in my country and try to change it to suit their selfish wants and desires.


*stolen from Dick*

4. Not using a turn signal.
5. Anyone who drives faster or slower than me.


*back to original programming*

6. People who critique something that they've never experienced or encountered before.
7. People who belittle, or are judgmental and dismissive based on a person's political beliefs.
8. Anyone who has ever used a music sample in which they didn't write the original melody, lick, riff, beat and derived income from it. That's theft, not creativity.

[redred]

1- people that park on pavements
2- fuel prices
3-cider prices
4-shit cocaine
5-lack of good tv at 4 in the morning when i'm still up and drunk
6-the british weather
7-people that lie to me
8-some peoples taste in music when they put shit on the jukebox in a pub

[Acid Trip]

1. Loss of freedoms (Constitutional Freedoms) or choice
2. Liars
3. Stupid people
4. Lazy people
5. Censorship
6. Political Correctness
7. Liberals who think they can run my life better then I can
8. People who litter
9. People who drive under the speed limit
10. Hal-9000 for hating Americans ;)

[Muddy]

No particular order here..

1) People that take their sweet ass time making a turn in a shitty ass car.
2) Political correctness (nuff said)
3) People not being who they are
4) People treating my property like a public park
5) People not cleaning up after their pets
6) People who abuse the handicap parking privilege
7) My Family not picking up after themselves
8) Dogs that don't listen
9) Bad food/service in a paid environment
10) People that treat a yellow light like a chance to floor it.

I have many more.. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

1.Political correctness
2.Government getting involved in how I live my life
3.Hals Tranny loving ass
4.Government waste with our tax dollars
5.Poor service
6.My car breaking down
7.Customers who demand immediate attention, yet take forever to pay
8.When I sit on the toilet and my dick falls in the water

[Hal-9000]

8 (a). When you're driving waiting at a crosswalk for pedestrians walking...and they slow down to a crawl, or take out their phone or are otherwise too engaged to realize that cars are waiting on them. (elderly and infirm people are exempt, I will wait all day for people with genuine mobility problems)

[Hal-9000]

9. Lesbians that go "ewwwwwww" when I tell them to suck my cock :x

[Muddy]

Can someone delete these whorish posts? ^^

[Hal-9000]

10. Nosy forum members stompin all over my posts.

[Southern Belle]

1. Shitty customer service
2. People who seem oblivious to what's going on around them.
3. Answering MY phone to find I'm ON HOLD!
4. Arrogance
5. Obama and his administration
6. Hypocrisy

[FBD]

1. people that absolutely must be in the left lane
2. people that drive too slow
3. people that dont know how to drive for conditions or have any clue that the coefficient of friction can change for a given set of substances
4. driving in general
5. having to drive really fkn far
6. shitty seats
7. overlooking of simple points of failure, especially when its your job
8. cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, an trips to DMV, call it...pointless

[Muddy]

I guess I missed the title.. (8) things.. So much for reading..:mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

skimming is the new vagina :tup:

[RBP]

skimming is the new vagina :tup:

:-s

http://i.imgur.com/RpUm6.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

a rainbow of pleasure :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:-s

http://i.imgur.com/RpUm6.jpg

reading skimming :slap:

[Noilly Pratt]

In no particular order

Drivers who cut in front of you in a mad hurry, then slow down
a brother who can't return your 5 phone calls and 2 letters...for 2 years now (lives 20 min's away)
the other brother who will return your phone calls, because he wants to borrow $$$
working at the same job for years but earning less because of the high cost of living
Turn Signals...that lever on your left is meant to be used!
That blue dot on your dashboard means YOUR HIGH BEAMS ARE ON. Dork.
Roundabouts - Well not them exactly but no one explains their use to N. Americans.
Workmen who think it's OK to plug in their power tools in my Townhouse's carport without asking.

[Hal-9000]

In no particular order

Drivers who cut in front of you in a mad hurry, then slow down
a brother who can't return your 5 phone calls and 2 letters...for 2 years now (lives 20 min's away)
the other brother who will return your phone calls, because he wants to borrow $$$
working at the same job for years but earning less because of the high cost of living
Turn Signals...that lever on your left is meant to be used!
That blue dot on your dashboard means YOUR HIGH BEAMS ARE ON. Dork.
Roundabouts - Well not them exactly but no one explains their use to N. Americans.
Workmen who think it's OK to plug in their power tools in my Townhouse's carport without asking.



the first on your list....soooo much

[Acid Trip]

Some of you shouldn't be driving as angry as bad drivers make you.

[Pony]

*tailgates AT*

[DemonGeminiX]

1. Americans

:lol:

And most of his friends here just happen to be Americans.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

And most of his friends here just happen to be Americans.

:hand: pfffft, friends is a pretty strong word.


I was going to say New Yorkers in light of the thread author, but I didn't want to start waves.........

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

And most of his friends here just happen to be Americans.



3.Hals Tranny loving ass
:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I caught the various blowbacks in other people's posts :lol:


you guys took that very well IMO

[Korpiklaani]

:hand: pfffft, friends is a pretty strong word.


I was going to say New Yorkers in light of the thread author, but I didn't want to start waves.........

Hey, fuck you too!


What country are you from?

[DemonGeminiX]

I caught the various blowbacks in other people's posts :lol:


you guys took that very well IMO




:lol:

I was looking through your list and I could have sworn one or two of your entries were direct shots at Lance.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I was looking through your list and I could have sworn one or two of your entries were direct shots at Lance.

seriously - no personal shots at anyone, I don't beat around the bush. All of those things piss me off.

[DemonGeminiX]

So we Americans piss you off?

Wow.

:|

[Hal-9000]

Hey, fuck you too!


What country are you from?

*retracts post about guys taking it very well*


I'm from Lower Botswana...the southern portion. Yes I'm dark skinned but if you make a derogatory black joke, I'll kick your bitchy lil cracker ass :x

[Korpiklaani]

*retracts post about guys taking it very well*


I'm from Lower Botswana...the southern portion. Yes I'm dark skinned but if you make a derogatory black joke, I'll kick your bitchy lil cracker ass :x

Wow, you seem very insecure. I wasn't going to say anything about your skin color. I see your dark skinned type all day everyday, I live in the Bronx. I have no issue with you, your just another human.

[Hal-9000]

Wow, you seem very insecure. I wasn't going to say anything about your skin color. I see your dark skinned type all day everyday, I live in the Bronx.

:lol: and you seem very judgmental for a newer person at a forum....

fuck you?
you seem insecure??

we're going to be great friends I can see :lol:

[RBP]

Hal stop messing with the new guy. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

So we Americans piss you off?

Wow.

:|


No, just people from the southern states....Cali, Virginia, Georgia...Colorado...



:dance:

[Korpiklaani]

:lol: and you seem very judgmental for a newer person at a forum....

fuck you?
you seem insecure??

we're going to be great friends I can see :lol:

Not trying to be a douche. Just something I noticed.

[Hal-9000]

Hal stop messing with the new guy. :lol:

he's giving it out before even getting his feet wet, I will not :lol:

if I told two veterans 'fuck you', joking or not in my first 3 days at a forum....well, I just wouldn't do that :lol:


Special K is ok, I can tell already :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Not trying to be a douche. Just something I noticed.

You're fine man....I live in Canada. Blonde hair, blue eyes and about 215 lbs of Aryan rage :lol:

[RBP]

he's giving it out before even getting his feet wet, I will not :lol:

if I told two veterans 'fuck you', joking or not in my first 3 days at a forum....well, I just wouldn't do that :lol:

Special K is ok, I can tell already :thumbsup:


This is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

[Korpiklaani]

No, just people from the southern states....Cali, Virginia, Georgia...Colorado...



:dance:

Cali and Colorado are not considered southern states. Look at the American map. But yes, I hate Cali too.

[DemonGeminiX]

No, just people from the southern states....Cali, Virginia, Georgia...Colorado...



:dance:

Is it snowing up there in Canadaland yet? You got your shovel ready?

[Korpiklaani]

You're fine man....I live in Canada. Blonde hair, blue eyes and about 215 lbs of Aryan rage :lol:

Oh god. A Canadian.

[RBP]

Cali and Colorado are not considered southern states. Look at the American map. But yes, I hate Cali too.

He's referring to specific members from those states. ;)

[Korpiklaani]

Wow, I have some learning to do. About the forum that is.

[RBP]

By the way, K, I did order those e-smokes. Hope you're right! :)

[Hal-9000]

Cali and Colorado are not considered southern states. Look at the American map. But yes, I hate Cali too.


:| you're doing it again dude....you come off as very arrogant in each post.Think I've never seen a map of America??


oh Lord this is going to be a trial :rofl:

[RBP]

:| you're doing it again dude....you come off as very arrogant in each post.Think I've never seen a map of America??


oh Lord this is going to be a trial :rofl:

Hal! :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Oh god. A Canadian.


Welcome Korps, that's more like it :thumbsup:

We riff back and forth between Canada and America, but these folks know how I feel ( like a younger sister getting pimped out to her older brother's friends for 5 bucks a shot :|)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

When does the Hey Korpiklaani (WTF) thread start :twisted:

[Korpiklaani]

Lovely.

[Hal-9000]

Hal! :nono:

"Cali and Colorado are not considered southern states. Look at the American map"

what am I supposed to say? Gee thanks, I never would have considered that?


:lol: I know, I know....

[Hal-9000]

Dude, fuck off. Like, is this what you do all day? Sit on your ass while on the computer, posting on a forum? Thats probably why you have so many posts in such a short time. I understand Canada must be very boring.

whoa...was just joking. But now that you mention it, you are quick to insult people you don't know and make assumptions when frustrated.


not cool, see you around slick

[Korpiklaani]

When does the Hey Korpiklaani (WTF) thread start :twisted:

Right now.

[Hal-9000]

Actually I'm at work right now my friend...every week, Monday to Friday

[Korpiklaani]

whoa...was just joking. But now that you mention it, you are quick to insult people you don't know and make assumptions when frustrated.


not cool, see you around slick

Notice how I deleted the post, because I realized you were joking.

[Hal-9000]

Yeah but you still made me cry :sad2:

Don't you know the protocol for friends at new places? You should wait at least a week before telling a veteran to fuck off in anger.....

Make yourself at home K, all is well between us...you may find out over the coming weeks that we have a lot in common and that I have a teeny tiny sense of humor :thumbsup:


Now make some posts you fuckin noob and litter the place with your knowledge :)

[Hal-9000]

*rolls a giant fattie of kush and leans waaaaay back*





oh yeah...

11. I hate people that don't do drugs

[Hal-9000]

12. Trying to post while at work.


Don't these fucking coworkers have any respect? I'm busy on the forum ffs, keep your issues to yourselves!!! :x

[Korpiklaani]

Where do you work?

[Hal-9000]

In Canada...

I'm not trying to be a jerk dude, but I do some sensitive stuff for the government.


You?

[Hal-9000]

as an aside, I've always wanted to visit N.Y.

I've only seen news stories and movies....would like to hit the Bronx with someone who lives there and really soak it in from the ground up.

[RBP]

In Canada...

I'm not trying to be a jerk dude, but I do some sensitive stuff for the government.

You?

You are so full of shit Hal.

[Hal-9000]

You are so full of shit Hal.

:|

wow, it's been a great day....


our clients include the AMA (government registries), taxation Canada and Enmax, which supplies power to our province.....and that's only 3..


thanks tho, appreciate the little girl tattle tale posts :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/EQLAl.jpg

[Hal-9000]

oh yeah....and I design OS's for Microsoft directing reporting to The Bill meister....


:lol: ok, that is pure bullshit

[Korpiklaani]

Hal- I work as security in the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital. Dealing with people who freak out over a dying loved one and people who think that the doctor is wrong, so they take out a gun and threaten. What a world huh?

And yes, I would love to show you all the hoods in the Bronx, cant guarantee you will come out alive though. Ill show you Manhattan and where all the "non-tourist" spots are so you can see the real NYC. But, alas, I would have to see you on cam first to make sure you're not a Linux Bot. XD

What province are you from?

[Muddy]

Please excuse Hal.. He's a little territorial.. A good guy though. For a refer head Canadian..

[Hal-9000]

Hal- I work as security in the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital. Dealing with people who freak out over a dying loved one and people who think that the doctor is wrong, so they take out a gun and threaten. What a world huh?

And yes, I would love to show you all the hoods in the Bronx, cant guarantee you will come out alive though. Ill show you Manhattan and where all the "non-tourist" spots are so you can see the real NYC. But, alas, I would have to see you on cam first to make sure you're not a Linux Bot. XD

What province are you from?


Very cool job and thanks for sharing :thumbsup: I live in Alberta and work in the back end of crappy warehouse doing shitty, mindless work for a faceless corporation. And I train figure skaters for the Olympics...

[Hal-9000]

Please excuse Hal.. He's a little territorial.. A good guy though. For a refer head Canadian..

I was on the rag on Friday...it happens to all of us...sometimes people arrive at forums to spam or troll to cause trouble, it's my home too...

Seems like Korps is none of those things, and will offer lots in the way of daily interactions :thumbsup: Which is awesome and I look forward to it.




*you said I'm a good guy?*

:( thanks mang

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hal your vagina smells like cinnamon I don't care what they say

[minz]

sometimes people arrive at forums to spam or troll to cause trouble, it's my home too...






*you said I'm a good guy?*

:( thanks mang

I seem to recall you pointing that finger at me when I first arrived as AS :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hal your vagina smells like cinnamon I don't care what they say

:mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I seem to recall you pointing that finger at me when I first arrived as AS :lol:

Yes you and your traveling band of merry men were visiting a few forums as a group...I think it worked out well though. The most important one decided to hang around and brighten up everyone lives...especially mine :oops:

[minz]

Yes you and your traveling band of merry men were visiting a few forums as a group...I think it worked out well though. The most important one decided to hang around and brighten up everyone lives...especially mine :oops:

:d I stuck around because the great company :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I recall asking the supposed cross dresser for a proof pic....and he sent it to me :doh:




:lol: good times

[minz]

I recall asking the supposed cross dresser for a proof pic....and he sent it to me :doh:




:lol: good times

:rofl: Sam.

[Hal-9000]

Sam with the dress and Teh cock

[redred]

I seem to recall you pointing that finger at me when I first arrived as AS :lol:

that wasn't a finger :lol:

[minz]

that wasn't a finger :lol:

:lol:



It wasn't? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

and you needed that finger pointed at you Missy! :x










even if it did look like a dick :lol:

[Korpiklaani]

Do you really train skaters for the olympics? If so, thats fucking awesome!!

[Hal-9000]

Do you really train skaters for the olympics? If so, thats fucking awesome!!

No....:lol:

Warehouse = truth.


My sister had this cool nanny for her kids and eventually he told us he was a figure skater (we didn't know he was gay at the time) We all thought it was a joke until he showed us how he trained children ice dancers and he was quite good too.

You have to understand...we Canadians think hockey for boys and ice dancing for girls, so it was a bit of shock when he opened up like that :lol:

[minz]

No....:lol:

Warehouse = truth.


My sister had this cool nanny for her kids and eventually he told us he was a figure skater (we didn't know he was gay at the time) We all thought it was a joke until he showed us how he trained children ice dancers and he was quite good too.

You have to understand...we Canadians think hockey for boys and ice dancing for girls, so it was a bit of shock when he opened up like that :lol:

So were you good at ice dancing then?

[Hal-9000]

So were you good at ice dancing then?


A couple of hockey coaches said that I had some pretty good moves for a left winger :lol:



They hated the frills I attached to my hockey jersey tho :oops:

[Korpiklaani]

Hahaha

And Americans think the same thing about Hockey and Figure Skating. Speaking of Hockey, im a fan of NY Rangers.

[Hal-9000]

I used to like the Edmonton Oilers for about 15 years.....after they went on strike for the second time (mid 90's) I stopped going to games and watching on TV.

Used to love hockey, hate how the game has been saturated with rule changes and multi-million dollar contracts for players who play in an average way...


prolly a subject for another thread...

[Korpiklaani]

Hmmmm, reminds me of A-Rod.......who better not be returning next season. FUCK.

[Hal-9000]

Hmmmm, reminds me of A-Rod.......who better not be returning next season. FUCK.

I have a somewhat unpopular opinion on all pro athletes and the money they make for a sport that they're good at and enjoy playing. Some say that the owners make billions, why not the players who bring in the crowds?
I say...it's a recreational sport and if they can't make 5 million dollars last a year, they should maybe try getting a job in the real world for a year...

I heard the NBA guy Iverson say after being critiqued for not practicing..." Me practice? PRACTICE? What am I going to practice? I'm the best ball player in the NBA!


:lol: shit like that rankles my nerves...

[Korpiklaani]

I know that every active member did not post what pisses them off. Come on people. Think of it as a ice breaker game. :)

[DemonGeminiX]

Speaking of Hockey, im a fan of NY Rangers.

:empathy:

You poor, poor boy.

[Korpiklaani]

I didnt say die hard fan. Just fan. Now the Yankees, I must say differently.

[Muddy]

I'm happy to see that ny and Boston are not in the World Series this time..

[Korpiklaani]

I actually REALLY hate Boston, and not because in a Yankee fan and I have too.

[Hugh_Janus]

people that walk on the road when there is perfectly usable pavement either side of the road that I'm driving towards them on.... they should die in a fire

[Goofy]

people that walk on the road when there is perfectly usable pavement either side of the road that I'm driving towards them on.... they should die in a fire

Or a hit-and-run......... :shifty:

[Muddy]

Or a hit-and-run......... :shifty:

Imagine that! :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Or a hit-and-run......... :shifty:

I'm not damaging my car :hand: plus, I know a guy that got knocked over by his mate and the car was a write off :lol:

[Hal-9000]

13. People in line ups who all of sudden answer or make a cell phone call or text.....I was behind this mook the other day, girls brings his stuff to the counter and he starts texting....ignoring her as she politely told him 3 times what his total was. 3 Fcking times!!!!


and yes...I said something :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

people behind you in queues that stand way the fuck too close.... motherfuckers trying to give me a lap dance

[Hal-9000]

people behind you in queues that stand way the fuck too close.... motherfuckers trying to give me a lap dance

yes....I faked a back punch and caught the nose of someone lurking an inch from me. The counter girl laughed her head off, the guy I tapped was not amused.

[Hal-9000]

Hey Korps...wanted to let you know that I typically leave work around 5:30 pm...I think 7:30 your time.


So don't be a girl and get offended if you log on and I log out....it's nothing personal :lol:

[Korpiklaani]

When have I gotten offended for you logging off?

[Hugh_Janus]

When have I gotten offended for you logging off?

I'd count myself lucky if he logged off when I came here

[Hal-9000]

When have I gotten offended for you logging off?

it's a just in case thing....Minz was getting offended because she'd log on right when I left work most days :lol:


HOLY BATWEATHER :shock: I just heard that the New York subway is closed down because of that storm.

What's happening out there dude?

[FBD]

they closed it because half of manhattan is just about under the water line as it is, add a 10 foot storm surge and you've got a bunch of stuff underwater.

[Hal-9000]

you'll have to excuse me...I'm hearing bits of the news at work and very busy right now...

tsunami warning for the east coast or because of the earthquake on our west coast?

[Hugh_Janus]

people who try to cut you up to get off the motorway before you when there's plenty of room behind.... not on my watch, buster. Get off at the next junction, dipshit :wave:

[Hal-9000]

guys who put their turning signals on beside you...and then start honking and waving and fingering when you don't let them in

HEY ASSHAT, I CAN'T SEE YOUR BUMPERS WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT BESIDE ME :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

people behind you in queues that stand way the fuck too close.... motherfuckers trying to give me a lap dance

That shit pisses me off, where I live its heavely asain and those mother fuckers will hit you in the ass with their cart while you stand in line to pay for groceries. WTF, do you think someone going to cut in between us?

[Hal-9000]

That shit pisses me off, where I live its heavely asain and those mother fuckers will hit you in the ass with their cart while you stand in line to pay for groceries. WTF, do you think someone going to cut in between us?

I keep mentioning this but it kills me :lol:

I'm at the vid store looking at the DVD cover when this little hand sneaks around my waist and snatches the dvd from the shelf in front of me.
There was maybe 9 inches in between me and the shelf...

lil Asian guy ninja'ed me :rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

That shit pisses me off, where I live its heavely asain and those mother fuckers will hit you in the ass with their cart while you stand in line to pay for groceries. WTF, do you think someone going to cut in between us?

People down here do that shit to me. Keep in mind, I'm in a wheelchair and at any given moment in the day, I could be having back pain. The last time someone did that to me, I grabbed their cart and rammed it back into their legs and glared at them. The bitch started to say something, but stopped after I flashed my knife at her. One of these days I'm gonna get arrested in Walmart because of these inconsiderate morons.


I keep mentioning this but it kills me :lol:

I'm at the vid store looking at the DVD cover when this little hand sneaks around my waist and snatches the dvd from the shelf in front of me.
There was maybe 9 inches in between me and the shelf...

lil Asian guy ninja'ed me :rofl:

Elbow to the face. "Sorry, I had a muscle spasm."

[Korpiklaani]

it's a just in case thing....Minz was getting offended because she'd log on right when I left work most days :lol:


HOLY BATWEATHER :shock: I just heard that the New York subway is closed down because of that storm.

What's happening out there dude?

Hey dudes

Dont have much time to type (power went out) and Im using my iPhones data signal on my laptop.

So here is whats going on. Power has been out for about 4 hours, I have like 5 candles going of in my room now. The streets are COMPLETELY empty and being patrolled by NYPD because there is a driving ban. ALL Mass Transit is CLOSED until further notice, so im kind of trapped at home until it opens up again. Tons of garbage and debris in the streets because of the wind. Wind is currently 75+ MPH (120+ KPH) which has already torn down a street sign and a street light on my ave. The street light is blocking any traffic that tries to go through, I see the NYPD puppy guarding it and making tickets. lol Well thats all for now folks. Ill give an update in the morning.

[Muddy]

The bitch started to say something, but stopped after I flashed my knife at her.

"

Shit, dude! Lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

People down here do that shit to me. Keep in mind, I'm in a wheelchair and at any given moment in the day, I could be having back pain. The last time someone did that to me, I grabbed their cart and rammed it back into their legs and glared at them. The bitch started to say something, but stopped after I flashed my knife at her. One of these days I'm gonna get arrested in Walmart because of these inconsiderate morons.

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:nana:

[Lambchop]

1-8 See below.



7. People who belittle, or are judgmental and dismissive based on a person's political beliefs.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/X0QaYl.png
:nana:

http://i.imgur.com/nMArq.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/b8/e5/b8e58e_252067.jpg

Hotstinka :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

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:watching:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me if I can't cheat like a certain administrator around here. Hmmph!!!

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't cheat :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

Yes you do, Mr. Cheater McCheaterson.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I never have to edit my posts :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

You always use the Cheater McCheaterson invisible man ninja edit function.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You always use the Cheater McCheaterson invisible man ninja edit function.

[-(

:tinfoil:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

[Korpiklaani]

Wut?

[DemonGeminiX]

He's a cheater.

[Korpiklaani]

He can cheat on his wife for me all he wants. *purrr*

[Goofy]

I never have to edit my posts :nono:

Me neither :ok:

[DemonGeminiX]

Another cheater.

[-(

[Hal-9000]

He can cheat on his wife for me all he wants. *purrr*


:beatdown: men don't purr!!!!!

Next thing we know you'll be prancing about in saunas and putting coconut scented hair gel on your head! :x

[Hal-9000]

14. Men that purr

[Muddy]

Men that use the word "hon"..

[Hal-9000]

hun?

[Muddy]

yeah, that too.. grr

[Korpiklaani]

Hey Hal hun, can you put some coconut cream gel on my head? *Purrr*

[Muddy]

You better be careful... Jezter is the king of all hair care products around here..

[Korpiklaani]

Really now?

[Muddy]

Totally.

[Lambchop]

Holy schnitzel. I didn't take DGX for a stabby type of guy.

[Sadaka]

No1: Someone that says he is from Southern Botswana. If he is he will be a "Boesman".

[Hal-9000]

Hey Hal hun, can you put some coconut cream gel on my head? *Purrr*

My pleasure :wank: :lwank:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Whos getting into Jezter coconut cream?

[Korpiklaani]

I have the best boner right now.

[Hugh_Janus]

fuckin cops and their damn sirens....

[Muddy]

I have the best boner right now.

Post it in Hals thread.. He'll be yours forever..

[Korpiklaani]

I will post my pen0r someday....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:hand:

[Acid Trip]

Add vegetarians, vegans, PETA, and anti-gun lobbyists members to my list.

[Hal-9000]

I made someone's list :cheerlead:


*throws down carrot and picks up Chuck Heston died for his sins sign*


:x bring it biatch