What's the worst Halloween candy there is?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Without a doubt it has to be Candy Corn. Who eats this crap on purpose? :wha:


http://i.imgur.com/l25W7.jpg

[Muddy]

You're insane.. Black jelly Beans... :d

http://i.imgur.com/ndkjL.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I agree with Muddy. Black jelly beans are horrid. The only thing they're good for is to be used as ammunition for a slingshot. Far, far nastier than candy corn.

[Korpiklaani]

I think all candy is good.....





^ INB4 FATASS!!

[MrsM]

You're insane.. Black jelly Beans... :d

http://i.imgur.com/ndkjL.jpg

I agree with this

[Jezter]

I think all candy is good.....





^ INB4 FATASS!!
I agree with this.

[Acid Trip]

You're insane.. Black jelly Beans... :d

http://i.imgur.com/ndkjL.jpg

I can't think of anything worse than black jelly beans.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

The only thing worse than black jelly beans is candy corn :dance:

[Muddy]

:x



:lol:

[Oofty Goofty]

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x406/Oofty_Goofty/licorice.jpg

Even worse than black jelly beans

[Hal-9000]

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x406/Oofty_Goofty/licorice.jpg

Even worse than black jelly beans


gets my vote

[FBD]

All of it is shite - nobody gives out the good stuff for halloween, just the sugar laden crap, might as well be putting it through a carburetor, same effect on yer guts.

[DemonGeminiX]

All of it is shite - nobody gives out the good stuff for halloween, just the sugar laden crap, might as well be putting it through a carburetor, same effect on yer guts.

:-k

What do you mean by "good stuff"?

[Muddy]

*Gives FBD a poison apple*

[Muddy]

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x406/Oofty_Goofty/licorice.jpg

Even worse than black jelly beans

It's the same thing! :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

weed candy :lol:

[minz]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/yuk.jpg

[Oofty Goofty]

It's the same thing! :lol:

I know, it just looks more menacing than a jelly bean :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:shock:

Minzie posting scat pics in a SFW thread?!?!

[minz]

:shock:

Minzie posting scat pics in a SFW thread?!?!

Its a halloween creame egg :shock:

[minz]

Wtf is a scat pic anyway and do I really want to know :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wtf is a scat pic anyway and do I really want to know :wha:

:facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wtf is a scat pic anyway and do I really want to know :wha:

Probably not, but catch me on a really bad day posting in Hal's thread in the NSFW WTF section and you might just find out.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

***WARNING!! SCAT PIC***

http://i.imgur.com/dGvtp.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Lance..

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's the same thing! :lol:

No way....black jellybeans taste ten times better than licorice. Completely different taste (up here anyways)

[redred]

i've given out flapjack when i first moved into my house the look on the kids faces :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: Lance..


:lol:

:dance:

[minz]

No way am I opening that spoiler tag :shock:

[Jezter]

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x406/Oofty_Goofty/licorice.jpg


This is good stuff.
Minz's egg looks like someone needs to get their dick checked cuz the jizz is spoiled. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

teh Basement : making people google things that they really didn't want to see for over 2 years :dance:

[Muddy]

No way am I opening that spoiler tag :shock:

I did. :wank:

[FBD]

:-k

What do you mean by "good stuff"?

teh good dark chocolate that isnt 90% sugar like the rest of crap that's handed out on halloween. but that shit's usually like 3, 4 bucks a bar. you dont give that to the neighborhood brats :lol:

[FBD]

This is good stuff.
Minz's egg looks like someone needs to get their dick checked cuz the jizz is spoiled. :lol:

:lol: yeah looked like that creme egg went south!

[DemonGeminiX]

teh good dark chocolate that isnt 90% sugar like the rest of crap that's handed out on halloween. but that shit's usually like 3, 4 bucks a bar. you dont give that to the neighborhood brats :lol:

Jeez dude, just ruin Halloween for little kids. While you're at it, why not just tell the little kids that come to your door that Santa Claus isn't real?

[Hal-9000]

Santa isn't what?


:sad2:

[FBD]

Jeez dude, just ruin Halloween for little kids. While you're at it, why not just tell the little kids that come to your door that Santa Claus isn't real?

:lol: its not like I have a sign in front of my house announcing that

[Hal-9000]

FBD'S HOUSE - two signs...

Belgian chocolate here --->

Truth about Santa back here --->




:(

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol: its not like I have a sign in front of my house announcing that

Dark chocolate... man, that's just cold. Let the kids be kids for crying out loud. Let them have their candy on this one day. Let them have Halloween!!!

:lol:


FBD'S HOUSE - two signs...

Belgian chocolate here --->

Truth about Santa back here --->

:(

:lol:

You're killing me over here.

[Muddy]

Dark chocolate is nasty unless its coupled with something really sweet like raspberry..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Screw candy altogether, why not just give kids celery stalks and gift cards to 24 Hour Fitness?

[DemonGeminiX]

OMG.

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

FBD's house, three signs...

Blood pressure monitor for kids --->

Glucose blood test for kid's sugar levels back here --->

Celery and fitness suggestions ---> this table

[Hal-9000]

these little filling finders from days gone by...


http://i48.tinypic.com/u8n89.png






Those Orange and Black Things

These rock-hard candies taste like a mixture of molasses and child abuse. Their manufacturer is so ashamed of them that nobody is even sure what they’re called, and rumor has it they’re only made in the dead of night in a hidden factory operated by the souls of the damned. Every adult who gives them out on Halloween turns into a bat and vanishes the next day. The moment a kid eats one is the moment their childhood ends.

Fun Halloween Fact: Intensive research has revealed that these candies do have a name, but it can only be pronounced if you’re a ten-tongued Lovecraftian horror.

[minz]

Dark chocolate is nasty unless its coupled with something really sweet like raspberry..

Dark chocolate is nasty full stop, as is white chocolate yuk.

[Acid Trip]

Dark chocolate is nasty full stop, as is white chocolate yuk.

:hater:

[minz]

:hater:

Milk chocolate is nice, but only if cadburys make it. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Milk chocolate is nice, but only if cadburys make it. :lol:

I've just eaten 3 wispas :dance:

[MrsM]

these little filling finders from days gone by...


http://i48.tinypic.com/u8n89.png



Those Orange and Black Things

These rock-hard candies taste like a mixture of molasses and child abuse. Their manufacturer is so ashamed of them that nobody is even sure what they’re called, and rumor has it they’re only made in the dead of night in a hidden factory operated by the souls of the damned. Every adult who gives them out on Halloween turns into a bat and vanishes the next day. The moment a kid eats one is the moment their childhood ends.

Fun Halloween Fact: Intensive research has revealed that these candies do have a name, but it can only be pronounced if you’re a ten-tongued Lovecraftian horror.

Hahahahaha - Forgot about those - those are also nasty

[Hal-9000]

Hahahahaha - Forgot about those - those are also nasty

I liked the guy's line - "These rock-hard candies taste like a mixture of molasses and child abuse"

:lol:

[minz]

I've just eaten 3 wispas :dance:

I dont like wispa :lol:

Tell you didn't know that was coming next :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There are already Halloween displays up at the stores around here, even at Petsmart :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/xlO4mwT.jpg

And this is another nominee for the most disgusting candy...anyone that gives this out on Halloween should be drawn and quartered :puke:

[Hal-9000]

My parents (and me) have given out Wagon Wheels for years.....mixed reactions from the kids.

Some kids like them and realize that they're a big round chocolately thing with marshmallow, other kids just say - Oh great, wagon wheels :|

[redred]

I like wagon wheels

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/xlO4mwT.jpg

And this is another nominee for the most disgusting candy...anyone that gives this out on Halloween should be drawn and quartered :puke:

when we ship items overseas to Red's people, we pack the boxes with those

[RBP]

"Red's people" :lol:

He has an ancient tribe.

[DemonGeminiX]

There are already Halloween displays up at the stores around here, even at Petsmart :|

They put out the greeting card displays already around here, but nothing else yet.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They put out the greeting card displays already around here, but nothing else yet.

I've seen dispalys of Halloween stuff at Walgreens, Petsmart, and Walmart already. And this past weekend one of those temporary Halloween stores that sells costumes and whatnot has opened. :|

It's fucking August!! :x