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Teh One Who Knocks
10-30-2012, 12:06 PM
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The 'Mean Girls' actress once lost the key and after calling a locksmith was so embarrassed when he opened the box, she showed him some of the contents out of nervousness.

A source told America's OK! magazine: It's an open secret that Lindsay has a locked trunk in her bedroom that's full of sex toys. One day she lost the key and had to call the locksmith. She freaked out and was so worked up when it was finally opened that she showed him some of her playthings out of nervousness. The guy cracked a joke and quickly left."

Lindsay has previously spoken of her belief that sex is a "part of nature" and thinks it is important to stay in tune with her own desires as it helps her confidence.

She said: "Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature. Knowing yourself and your body is so important because it gives you confidence, and in life, women need confidence.

"It's a very male-dominated world to begin with, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman."

DemonGeminiX
10-30-2012, 12:11 PM
She had to call a locksmith? With all the trouble she's been in, and you're telling me that the bitch can't even pick a lock?!?! How useless can one human being be?!?!!?

:dunno:

Muddy
10-30-2012, 12:49 PM
Just get him to pick the lock and dont open it... Whats the big deal here?

DemonGeminiX
10-30-2012, 01:03 PM
Well, it was made apparent a while ago that she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Acid Trip
10-30-2012, 02:40 PM
She must really like her sex toys if she's willing to put them behind lock and key.

MrsM
10-30-2012, 02:43 PM
1) who doesn't have a box of toys
2) I would lock them up - it's not something you want others to "find"

minz
10-30-2012, 04:09 PM
I agree with MrsM, try explaining them to an inquisitive child :lol: so best to just lock them up and save yourself the embarrassment.

Muddy
10-30-2012, 04:11 PM
:skeetsinMinz'shair: 8-[

minz
10-30-2012, 04:16 PM
You lot keep coming out with phrases that I have no idea of the meaning :(

RBP
10-30-2012, 04:22 PM
You lot keep coming out with phrases that I have no idea of the meaning :(

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minz
10-30-2012, 04:23 PM
Oh.... :lol: Thanks for clarifying that for me RBP.

RBP
10-30-2012, 04:24 PM
:)

PorkChopSandwiches
10-30-2012, 04:34 PM
bwhahahah, i love you minz :donkeypunch:

minz
10-30-2012, 04:35 PM
I've already learned a lot from this site :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-30-2012, 04:47 PM
:dance:

Hal-9000
10-30-2012, 07:04 PM
bwhahahah, i love you minz :donkeypunch:

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Hugh_Janus
10-30-2012, 07:18 PM
I would have asked her to use them in front of me.... airtight style, yo!
1) who doesn't have a box of toys
2) I would lock them up - it's not something you want others to "find"


I agree with MrsM, try explaining them to an inquisitive child :lol: so best to just lock them up and save yourself the embarrassment.
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deebakes
10-31-2012, 01:45 AM
:wank: