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Teh One Who Knocks
11-05-2012, 12:19 PM
Britain has invaded all but 22 countries in the world in its long and colourful history, new research has found.
By Jasper Copping - The Telegraph


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Every schoolboy used to know that at the height of the empire, almost a quarter of the atlas was coloured pink, showing the extent of British rule.

But that oft recited fact dramatically understates the remarkable global reach achieved by this country.

A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe.

The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British.

Among this select group of nations are far-off destinations such as Guatemala, Tajikistan and the Marshall Islands, as well some slightly closer to home, such as Luxembourg.

The analysis is contained in a new book, All the Countries We've Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To.

Stuart Laycock, the author, has worked his way around the globe, through each country alphabetically, researching its history to establish whether, at any point, they have experienced an incursion by Britain.

Only a comparatively small proportion of the total in Mr Laycock's list of invaded states actually formed an official part of the empire.

The remainder have been included because the British were found to have achieved some sort of military presence in the territory – however transitory – either through force, the threat of force, negotiation or payment.

Incursions by British pirates, privateers or armed explorers have also been included, provided they were operating with the approval of their government.

So, many countries which once formed part of the Spanish empire and seem to have little historical connection with the UK, such as Costa Rica, Ecuador and El Salvador, make the list because of the repeated raids they suffered from state-sanctioned British sailors.

Among some of the perhaps surprising entries on the list are:

* Cuba, where in 1741, a force under Admiral Edward Vernon stormed ashore at Guantánamo Bay. He renamed it Cumberland Bay, before being forced to withdraw in the face of hostile locals and an outbreak of disease among his men. Twenty one years later, Havana and a large part of the island fell to the British after a bloody siege, only to be handed back to the Spanish in 1763, along with another unlikely British possession, the Philippines, in exchange for Florida and Minorca.

*Iceland, invaded in 1940 by the British after the neutral nation refused to enter the war on the Allies side. The invasion force, of 745 marines, met with strong protest from the Iceland government, but no resistance.

* Vietnam, which has experienced repeated incursions by the British since the seventeenth century. The most recent – from 1945 to 1946 – saw the British fight a campaign for control of the country against communists, in a war that has been overshadowed by later conflicts involving first the French and then Americans.

It is thought to be the first time such a list has been compiled.

Mr Laycock, who has previously published books on Roman history, began the unusual quest after being asked by his 11-year-old son, Frederick, how many countries the British had invaded.

After almost two years of research he said he was shocked by the answer. "I was absolutely staggered when I reached the total. I like to think I have a relatively good general knowledge. But there are places where it hadn't occurred to me that these things had ever happened. It shocked me.

"Other countries could write similar books – but they would be much shorter. I don't think anyone could match this, although the Americans had a later start and have been working hard on it in the twentieth century."

The only other nation which has achieved anything approaching the British total, Mr Laycock said, is France – which also holds the unfortunate record for having endured the most British invasions. "I realise people may argue with some of my reasons, but it is intended to prompt debate," he added.

He believes the actual figure may well be higher and is inviting the public to get in touch to provide evidence of other invasions.

In the case of Mongolia, for instance – one of the 22 nations "not invaded", according to the book – he believes it possible that there could have been a British invasion, but could find no direct proof.

The country was caught up in the turmoil following the Russian Revolution, in which the British and other powers intervened. Mr Laycock found evidence of a British military mission in Russia approximately 50 miles from the Mongolian border, but could not establish whether it got any closer.

The research lists countries based on their current national boundaries and names. Many of the invasions took place when these did not apply.

The research covered the 192 other UN member states as well as the Vatican City and Kosovo, which are not member states, but are recognised by the UK government as independent states.

The earliest invasion launched from these islands was an incursion into Gaul – now France – at the end of the second century. Clodius Albinus led an army, thought to include many Britons, across the Channel in an attempt to seize the imperial throne. The force was defeated in 197 at Lyon.

Mr Laycock added: "One one level, for the British, it is quite amazing and quite humbling, that this is all part of our history, but clearly there are parts of our history that we are less proud of. The book is not intended as any kind of moral judgment on our history or our empire. It is meant as a light-hearted bit of fun."

The countries never invaded by the British:

Andorra

Belarus

Bolivia

Burundi

Central African Republic

Chad

Congo, Republic of

Guatemala

Ivory Coast

Kyrgyzstan

Liechtenstein

Luxembourg

Mali

Marshall Islands

Monaco

Mongolia

Paraguay

Sao Tome and Principe

Sweden

Tajikistan

Uzbekistan

Vatican City

Hugh_Janus
11-05-2012, 05:42 PM
we're number 1!

PorkChopSandwiches
11-05-2012, 05:44 PM
war criminals

Goofy
11-05-2012, 05:48 PM
war criminals

We keep good company then ;)

redred
11-05-2012, 05:49 PM
We've gave most back :roll:

Hugh_Janus
11-05-2012, 05:53 PM
war criminals

you just be jelly of our swag

PorkChopSandwiches
11-05-2012, 05:56 PM
swagy

redred
11-05-2012, 06:32 PM
i think we maybe the ones being invaded now

Muddy
11-05-2012, 06:34 PM
What a forks wrong with you guys?

Hugh_Janus
11-05-2012, 06:38 PM
What a forks wrong with you guys?

small country syndrome

minz
11-05-2012, 06:39 PM
small country syndrome

:lol: Good answer :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-05-2012, 06:48 PM
small country syndrome

Bwhahahahahah

Hal-9000
11-05-2012, 07:53 PM
small country syndrome


:lol:





you guys were worse than the Romans ffs..

Griffin
11-05-2012, 11:20 PM
now if we could just teach them to speak English

Hal-9000
11-05-2012, 11:22 PM
from the TV show [Spooks]


"We lost him, looks like he pulled a runner."


wut? :lol:

Hugh_Janus
11-06-2012, 12:09 AM
from the TV show [Spooks]


"We lost him, looks like he pulled a runner."


wut? :lol:
are you sure that's what they said?

Hal-9000
11-06-2012, 12:26 AM
Of course I am, was I not speaking slowly enough for you? :slap:


pulled a runner - expected to stay but escaped while they weren't watching

Griffin
11-06-2012, 12:29 AM
since it was the British I assumed this.
http://postcardsfromoblivion.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stocking-runs.jpg

Hugh_Janus
11-06-2012, 12:30 AM
I've nev er heard anyone say "pulled a runner"

pulled a fast one.... yes

done a runner.... yes

pulled a runner.... nope

minz
11-06-2012, 12:31 AM
I've nev er heard anyone say "pulled a runner"

pulled a fast one.... yes

done a runner.... yes

pulled a runner.... nope

Pulled a sicky but not heard pulled a runner. :dunno:

Hugh_Janus
11-06-2012, 12:31 AM
*unless they've shagged someone that's a professional runner

Hugh_Janus
11-06-2012, 12:33 AM
Pulled a sicky but not heard pulled a runner. :dunno:

you're wrong.... hal obviously knows more than us :slap:

Leefro
11-06-2012, 01:12 AM
Pulled ya pud ?

Hal-9000
11-06-2012, 04:36 PM
I've nev er heard anyone say "pulled a runner"

pulled a fast one.... yes

done a runner.... yes

pulled a runner.... nope

Yes they said pulled a runner on us......I guess it would be like done a runner or did a runner? :shrug:

can't really see why you're splitting hairs here, it seems you knew the phrase anyways :slap:

sorry I brought it up you nasty Britsessssssssssss.....

Leefro
11-06-2012, 04:40 PM
I'm not British so it don't really matter

Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2012, 04:41 PM
I'm not British so it don't really matter

Do you live in Great Britain?

Leefro
11-06-2012, 04:42 PM
No I live in England

Hal-9000
11-06-2012, 04:44 PM
why do they call it GREAT Britain anyways? Other than Katie Price, I've never seen any great people come from there (Except Lee)

Leefro
11-06-2012, 04:49 PM
why do they call it GREAT Britain anyways? Other than Katie Price, I've never seen any great people come from there (Except Lee)

You flatterer

Well it would be if I was British ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2012, 04:50 PM
No I live in England

http://i.imgur.com/rfIQH.gif

Leefro
11-06-2012, 04:51 PM
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/maps/europe/england/map_of_england.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2012, 04:54 PM
Great Britain (Welsh: Prydain Fawr, Scottish Gaelic: Breatainn Mḥr, Cornish: Breten Veur, Scots: Great Breetain), also known as Britain, is an island situated to the north-west of Continental Europe. It is the ninth largest island in the world, the largest European island and the largest of the British Isles. With a population of about 60.0 million people in mid-2009, it is the third most populous island in the world, after Java and Honshū. Great Britain is surrounded by over 1,000 smaller islands and islets. The island of Ireland lies to its west. Politically, Great Britain may also refer to the island itself together with a number of surrounding islands which constitute the territory of England, Scotland and Wales.[7][3][8][9] [10][11]

All of the island is territory of the sovereign state of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and most of the United Kingdom's territory is in Great Britain. Most of England, Scotland, and Wales are on the island of Great Britain, as are their respective capital cities: London, Edinburgh, and Cardiff.

The Kingdom of Great Britain resulted from the political union of the kingdoms of England and Scotland with the Acts of Union 1707 on 1 May 1707 under Queen Anne. In 1801, under a new Act of Union, this kingdom merged with the Kingdom of Ireland to create the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After the Irish War of Independence (1919–1921) most of Ireland seceded from the Union, which then became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

The relatively limited variety of fauna and flora on the island is due to its size and the fact that wildlife has had little time to develop since the last glacial period. The high level of urbanisation on the island has contributed to a species extinction rate that is about 100 times greater than the background species extinction rate.

Leefro
11-06-2012, 04:55 PM
hroughout its long history, it's been a green and pleasant land, a sceptred isle and a nation of shopkeepers. It's stood as a beacon of democracy and a bastion of ideological freedom, as well as a crucible of empire and a cradle of class oppression. Magna Carta, the King James Bible and the welfare state were all dreamt up here, but then again so were beer bellies, Bovril and Mr Bean. It's a nation of tea-tippling eccentrics and train spotters, of dog lovers and footy fanatics, of punk rockers, gardeners, gnome collectors, celebrity wannabees, superstar chefs, free-wheeling city traders, pigeon fanciers, cricket bores and part-time Morris Dancers. To some it's Albion. To others it's Blighty. To many it's the most eccentric, extraordinary and downright incomprehensible place on earth. Welcome to England.

To journey through England is to journey through time (interspersed with several cups of tea) - from the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge to the space-age domes of the Eden Project in Cornwall. It's also a trip to the 21st-century: London is gearing up for the 2012 Olympics while cities like Manchester, Leeds and Newcastle revel in their heritage and confidently face the future, with industrial buildings revitalised as waterfront galleries or trendy apartments, flanked by tempting bars, shops, restaurants and some of the finest music venues on the planet.

For visitors, the beauty of travel in England is the compact nature of the country. By spending less time going between places and more time in them, you can immerse yourself in the scenery, instead of just breezing through. Whether you're strolling the undulating hills of Oxfordshire, cycling in Norfolk, surfing off Newquay or rock-climbing in the Peak District, England is perfect for activity and adventure. And with time on your side, you'll get closer to understanding local sensibilities: relaxing with the locals in a country pub, enjoying a music festival or watching a cricket match.

Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2012, 04:59 PM
You can be in denial all you want, but you live in Britain :nana:


The Kingdom of England—which after 1284 included Wales—was a sovereign state until 1 May 1707, when the Acts of Union put into effect the terms agreed in the Treaty of Union the previous year, resulting in a political union with the Kingdom of Scotland to create the new Kingdom of Great Britain. In 1801, Great Britain was united with the Kingdom of Ireland through another Act of Union to become the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

Leefro
11-06-2012, 05:00 PM
You can be in denial all you want, :nana:

Nah I would be in Egypt ;)

Nemowork Pt2
11-06-2012, 05:09 PM
If anybodies bored i'm sure we can plan a long weekend and knock Luxembourg or Andorra off that list?

Teh One Who Knocks
11-06-2012, 05:12 PM
If anybodies bored i'm sure we can plan a long weekend and knock Luxembourg or Andorra off that list?

Why not Vatican City? Afraid of the Swiss Guard? :-s

Hal-9000
11-06-2012, 05:27 PM
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/maps/europe/england/map_of_england.jpg

wow, my ancestors came from a small bay on the eastern side of Ireland FACING the British...

no wonder they packed up and got the fook outta there, the view must have been terrible :lol:

Leefro
11-06-2012, 05:49 PM
Yeah it's them fucking Scousers

Hugh_Janus
11-06-2012, 07:21 PM
I'm not British so it don't really matter


Do you live in Great Britain?

he's german really