Clinton: Who wants a president who’ll “repeatedly tell you something he knows isn’t true?”

[FBD]

ROFL...this, from the president who was impeached on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice...in defense of the guy we know has been telling us all kinds of things he knows arent true :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9MSk2pkG4A

Who wants a president that will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows is not true? … When I was a kid, if I got my hand caught in the cookie jar, where it wasn’t supposed to be, I turned red in the face, and I took my hand out of the cookie jar. You’ve got to give it to Gov. Romney, when he gets his hand caught in the cookie jar, he just digs down for more cookies. … You don’t have to be from Ohio to want your president to tell you the truth when it comes to jobs for the American people.

[Griffin]

I'm just glad that he validated the age old dispute that receiving a blowjob is not having sex

[DemonGeminiX]

In Bill's defense: You have to lie about getting a blowjob when it's not your wife that's smoking your sausage. It's like a law or something.

[Hal-9000]

I still don't see how he got blown in the Oval office with all of the security and cameras and mics etc...


someone must have seen that cow sneak in there to graze :lol:

[Griffin]

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, "I've got another dress that needs to be cleaned."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk says, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica, "It's mayonnaise."

[Hal-9000]

:rimshot:

[Hal-9000]

she kept that dress with dried cum on it for what? ....8 months?


nothing like a premeditated bj

[Griffin]

Thank you! I'll be here all week.

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

WHORES DRAWERS! Lewinsky was a Republican plant! :lol:

[Griffin]

a Republican plant! :lol:

http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/5230943/il_fullxfull.44551703.jpg

[Hal-9000]

'xactly :tup:

[Griffin]

you mean...:shock:
...they're a bunch of pussies?

[Southern Belle]

Why would anybody pick Clinton to be their spokesperson?

[Nemowork Pt2]

Because theyve seen Obama and Mittens and he's STILL better than those two?