Going to a Jerry Springer show! [Archive]

Korpiklaani

11-11-2012, 08:20 PM

I found out that they offer a free bus ride to Stamford, CT (where it is recorded) for people living in the NYC metro area! So on Friday I applied for free tickets and they gave me a call today and told me I got accepted for tickets!! Im going tomorrow, the bus leaves Manhattan at 11:45am, but they told me to be there at like 10:00am to ensure a spot on the bus. IMMA GET MY JERRY BEADS!!

For those out of the country who do not know what Jerry Springer is, its a show based on American White Trash. Here is a clip, watch the whole thing!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPUzmX3uco

Hal-9000

11-11-2012, 08:28 PM

:lol: why

Korpiklaani

11-11-2012, 08:36 PM

Because its Jerry Fuckin Springer!! Thats why!

redred

11-11-2012, 08:39 PM

because it's free tickets would have been a better answer :lol:

Lambchop

11-11-2012, 08:40 PM

If you're lucky he might bring out the midget fighters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlWMx9_SCKw

Korpiklaani

11-11-2012, 08:46 PM

If you're lucky he might bring out the midget fighters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlWMx9_SCKw

OMG THAT WOULD MAKE MY YEAR.

And RedRed, yeah, but still, ITS JERRY FUCKIN SPRINGER!

redred

11-11-2012, 08:49 PM

:lol: porky will love that

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 12:05 AM

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Muddy

11-12-2012, 01:32 AM

I didn't know he was still on....

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 04:06 AM

He will always be on.

Loser

11-12-2012, 04:49 AM

nice! :thumbsup:

When it was filmed in chicago I was on it a few times, but I missed the infamous titty show by nikki simms :lol:

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 05:03 AM

Hahaha, thats cool man. You know, if your still in Chi, The Steve Wilkos Show is filmed there I know. Im not to sure if the tickets are free though lol.

Loser

11-12-2012, 05:13 AM

Hahaha, thats cool man. You know, if your still in Chi, The Steve Wilkos Show is filmed there I know. Im not to sure if the tickets are free though lol.

Meh, steve is too much.....drama...Jerry was all about the weave pullin and titties :lol:

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 05:22 AM

Yeah, but its always fun to see him explode. lol

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 04:55 PM

Last time I watched Springer is when Next Door Nikki was on and finally released the puppies...

I have a screen shot called - The Holy Grail has been found :lol:

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 07:39 PM

Last time I watched Springer is when Next Door Nikki was on and finally released the puppies...

I have a screen shot called - The Holy Grail has been found :lol:

her tits were over hyped

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 07:41 PM

idk man....on that show (a few years ago) she shook them for about 40 minutes and she was in good shape :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches

11-12-2012, 07:42 PM

These shows remind me how Obama got elected

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 07:44 PM

idk man....on that show (a few years ago) she shook them for about 40 minutes and she was in good shape :tup:

nah.... IIRC they kinda pointed down.... and that sucks. They looked proper firm though

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 07:46 PM

nah.... IIRC they kinda pointed down.... and that sucks. They looked proper firm though

her tits were legendary...wtf is wrong with you today? :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches

11-12-2012, 07:47 PM

H_J is overrated

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 07:49 PM

I'd nosh on her boobage for hours.....love me some big nipples :face:

PorkChopSandwiches

11-12-2012, 07:50 PM

:hand:

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 07:53 PM

her tits were legendary...wtf is wrong with you today? :lol:
they were far from legendayy :nono:

H_J is overrated
your face is overrated :hand:

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 07:54 PM

and they were pierced :wha:

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 07:55 PM

oh yes they were :yumyum:

Are you ghey Hugh? Just a little bit??? Maybe on the weekends after a few beers?

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 08:01 PM

If not really liking a pair of pierced boobs that were midiocre at best makes me ghey, then yes, I am

PorkChopSandwiches

11-12-2012, 08:13 PM

your face is overrated :hand:

:tup: But at least bitches will have a place to sit

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 08:20 PM

after they've sat on my dick :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches

11-12-2012, 08:22 PM

:puke:

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 08:40 PM

If not really liking a pair of pierced boobs that were midiocre at best makes me ghey, then yes, I am

If yer calling next door Nikki's boobs 'mediocre at best' and you're some supposed bewb-man, please turn in your titty-credentials at the front desk on the way out!

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 09:49 PM

I just didn't like them, the nipples were too low on the boob so they pointed down and that doesn't make for an aesthetically pleasing lump of fat :hand: I will concede however that they did look firm and a lot of fun to squeeze and shit

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 09:50 PM

okay...please retain your card (for now) and walk back in :)

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 10:00 PM

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i55/5/6/24/frabz-Wtf-is-going-on-in-this-thread-fe97ed.jpg

minz

11-12-2012, 10:03 PM

Its been hijacked. :threadjack:

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 10:04 PM

sorry Korps...it was a Springer thread and we went and hetero'ed it up with talk of Nikki fabulous breasts...

please accept Hugh's apology :oops:

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 10:07 PM

Tis okay. Just got back from the show. Did not get my Jerry Beads because before the show they said that only women are allowed too, THOSE SEXIST FUCKS!! And they didnt allow you to take pics during or before the show, only after, and the bus was literally about to roll out so I was unable to take any. But I do plan on going to another show. :)

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 10:10 PM

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i55/5/6/24/frabz-Wtf-is-going-on-in-this-thread-fe97ed.jpg

its my thread now, dave

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/18/TheLeagueOfGentlemen-PapaLazarou.jpg/300px-TheLeagueOfGentlemen-PapaLazarou.jpg

minz

11-12-2012, 10:10 PM

:lol:

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 10:21 PM

K fine, have it. Show wasnt that juicy anyway.

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 10:23 PM

K fine, have it. Show wasnt that juicy anyway.

What was the topic....Uncles who screw their brother's sister's wives?

Korpiklaani

11-12-2012, 10:28 PM

Just a bunch of baby momas fighting. One girl got like all her extensions torn out. lol Then they had some straight guy who cheated on his GF with a gay stripper. lol

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 10:38 PM

Just a bunch of baby momas fighting. One girl got like all her extensions torn out. lol Then they had some straight guy who cheated on his GF with a gay stripper. lol

was there any jerry chanting? :mrgreen:

Hal-9000

11-12-2012, 10:46 PM

was there any jerry chanting? :mrgreen:

was just gonna ask that :lol:

Hugh_Janus

11-12-2012, 11:34 PM

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Korpiklaani

11-13-2012, 02:10 AM

Of course there was! There is ALWAYS Jerry chanting! The "fight" bell went off several times as well. :)

Griffin

11-13-2012, 03:33 AM

I still don't get the Springer mania.
Bunch of media crazed inbreds that want to see their ignorance splashed on national television by a self important exploited mongrel.

Griffin

11-13-2012, 03:35 AM

...seems so 90'ish!

RBP

11-13-2012, 04:07 AM

...seems so 90'ish!

I went to a recreation of "stop making sense" Saturday night. Honestly, I was not sure who was "dressed 80's" and who was a hipster. :huh:

minz

11-13-2012, 08:43 AM

I still don't get the Springer mania.
Bunch of media crazed inbreds that want to see their ignorance splashed on national television by a self important exploited mongrel.

You read my mind :tup:

redred

11-13-2012, 12:57 PM

I still don't get the Springer mania.
Bunch of media crazed inbreds that want to see their ignorance splashed on national television by a self important exploited mongrel.

agree we also have this twat

http://i.imgur.com/mLC8G.jpg

he's been doing some show in the states as well