teh thread of bacon

[redred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bmDobhFj8JE#!

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/XUkkL.png

http://i.imgur.com/OEzlY.png

http://i.imgur.com/23Gty.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mJmT0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JDBHH.jpg

[Lambchop]

Ah, a follower of the Church of EpicMealTime:wave:

[DemonGeminiX]

A bunch of real men came in here and voted this thread fantastic.

:tup:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/OcK4J.jpg

[Muddy]

I like bacon... I think its good.. But I don't see the fervor some people tie to it..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

bacon mutha fucka do you speak it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bacon: Crispy or Soft

I prefer mine somewhere in between...not too crispy but not too limpy

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Me two, I like it to hold its form. But not black

[RBP]

Me two, I like it to hold its form. But not black

:racist:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Muddy]

My wife can destroy some bacon..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

cooking or eating?

[Muddy]

Cooking..

[Hal-9000]

Bacon: Crispy or Soft

I prefer mine somewhere in between...not too crispy but not too limpy

:tup:

You can ruin a good pound of bacon by turning it into black crunchy diamond material :x

[Hal-9000]

cooking or eating?



:lol:

[redred]

just finished a few slices of back bacon :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I've only had bacon once in the past year :(

but I brewed up about a pound and a half for 2 people :thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

bacon is overrated

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:slap:



I dont eat it because its all fat, but I loved it

[Hal-9000]

:slap:



I dont eat it because its all fat, but I loved it


:slap: of course you don't, that would be cannibalism

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Want some pulled pork?

[Hal-9000]

no thank you, I'm jerking a chicken later :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

reminds me of a funny I saw over the weekend...



http://i48.tinypic.com/23w0kew.jpg

eats chicken and deals drugs...haven't come very far in 30 years :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Bwhahahahah

[Hal-9000]

I was going to mention blackened chicken in the previous post, didn't wanna be racist :oops:

[RBP]

reminds me of a funny I saw over the weekend...



http://i48.tinypic.com/23w0kew.jpg

eats chicken and deals drugs...haven't come very far in 30 years :dance:


idk who that is or why it's funny. :idk:

I am dumb today.

[Hal-9000]

idk who that is or why it's funny. :idk:

I am dumb today.


He played Gustavo Fring on the TV show Breaking Bad. Gotta be one of the best portrayals of a smart and very scary criminal. His front was a series of chicken franchises where he sold meth by the bucketload across 4 states.

[Godfather]

http://i49.tinypic.com/9gls48.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

[Korpiklaani]

I like bacon... I think its good.. But I don't see the fervor some people tie to it..

I agree. I like bacon as well, but I dont get why people praise it like its a fleshgod.

[Muddy]

I agree. I like bacon as well, but I dont get why people praise it like its a fleshgod.

Now, that ring around the edge of a rib-eye... I can see..

[Southern Belle]

I bought some Smithfield microwave bacon last night. Yum Yum!

[Hal-9000]

I agree. I like bacon as well, but I dont get why people praise it like its a fleshgod.

compared to every other meat....it's the saltiest, tastiest, greasiest, coolest textured meat in the lot.

bacon is sexy

[RBP]

bacon is sexy

http://i.imgur.com/EL5PW.jpg

[Hal-9000]

mmmmm, glistening greasy pig...wish I could see that from behind :wank:

[Griffin]

okie dokie...


http://www.thesupersistah.com/wp-content/themes/notorious/functions/thumb.php?src=http://www.thesupersistah.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/FatAss.jpg&h=260&w=570&zc=1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could really go for some bacon right now

[PorkChopSandwiches]

me too

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/IsXkM.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/4dI3P.jpg

[Goofy]

I bought some Smithfield microwave bacon last night. Yum Yum!

Microwave bacon........ :puke:


I could really go for some bacon right now

I could always go for some bacon........ even after eating some bacon :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Microwave bacon........ :puke:

I've seen it at the grocery store, never been brave enough to try it

[Goofy]

I've seen it at the grocery store, never been brave enough to try it

:lol:

[Goofy]

Bacon grills or frys pretty quickly anyway, not really any need to microwave it imho

[Muddy]

Bacon or sausage?

[deebakes]

I've seen it at the grocery store, never been brave enough to try it

it's actually pretty decent... it's pretty much the same thing that subway throws on your subs. i used to eat tons of microwave ready bacon :lol:

[deebakes]

Bacon or sausage?

:gtfo:

:lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

There's a certain naughtiness to bacon...you know it's bad for you, there are studies telling us this. We know it's fatty, not good for us, clogs our arteries etc. but we are attracted to the darkside.

Bacon is the food equivalent of the bad girl. Therefore bacon is the work of the devil! :-k I see an excuse to post a pic of a hot looking female...

http://www.anomalousmaterial.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Elizabeth_Hurley_Bedazzled.jpg

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/Nepoe.jpg

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/rfqJq.jpg

[MrsM]

http://i47.tinypic.com/17s8c9.jpg

[RBP]

There's a certain naughtiness to bacon...you know it's bad for you, there are studies telling us this. We know it's fatty, not good for us, clogs our arteries etc. but we are attracted to the darkside.

Bacon is the food equivalent of the bad girl. Therefore bacon is the work of the devil! :-k I see an excuse to post a pic of a hot looking female...



http://i.imgur.com/ik3pQ.jpg

[deebakes]

http://i47.tinypic.com/17s8c9.jpg

i personally like it how it is :idk:

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/ik3pQ.jpg

only way this could be better was if it was a six point star :lol:

[Acid Trip]

Bacon grills or frys pretty quickly anyway, not really any need to microwave it imho

And if you use the microwave you don't get to save the bacon grease. Mmmm....bacon grease. :drool:

[redred]

you all need a bacon wave :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/zlDaV.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I've nuked and I've BBQ'ed bacon...it all depends on how badly you want it :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/rfqJq.jpg

oh yummy :lol:

[redred]

looks like it's from sweden , jez is close enough to blame for that one :lol:

[Muddy]

I've nuked and I've BBQ'ed bacon...it all depends on how badly you want it :thumbsup:

You put BBQ sauce on bacon? :blech:

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/Zbepk.jpg

[Hal-9000]

oh dear Lord :homer: ^^^

[Hal-9000]

You put BBQ sauce on bacon? :blech:

BBQ'ed - verb, as in a method of cooking.

No you don't have to put BBQ sauce on bacon or eggs :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

BBQ'ed - verb, as in a method of cooking.



:lol: We dont have to go there..

[minz]

My Son must be the only person alive who doesn't like bacon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My Son must be the only person alive who doesn't like bacon.

Well, since his mother hates food of all kinds, it's actually kind of understandable :-k

[minz]

Well, since his mother hates food of all kinds, it's actually kind of understandable :-k

:lol: But i do like bacon :dunno:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: We dont have to go there..

seems we do :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: But i do like bacon :dunno:


:shock:



:faint:

[DemonGeminiX]

BBQ'ed - verb, as in a method of cooking.

:|


:lol: We dont have to go there..

But he's going to...


seems we do :lol:

See what I mean?

[Hal-9000]

:|



But he's going to...



See what I mean?



when you put something in the frying pan - it is fried
when you cook something in the oven - it is baked
when you cook something on the BBQ - it is BBQ-ed



even 5 year children know that, not sure why it's so difficult to comprehend......

[minz]

:roll: not again

[DemonGeminiX]

I am a mod. I could just delete his posts. It may be an abuse of power, but I doubt Goof or Lance would mind.

:-k

[Hal-9000]

I am a mod. I could just delete his posts. It may be an abuse of power, but I doubt Goof or Lance would mind.

:-k

:hand:

You're the one who multi-quoted and made it an issue......me and Muddy were just fine where it was left.....before you came along and trolled :x

[minz]

I am a mod. I could just delete his posts. It may be an abuse of power, but I doubt Goof or Lance would mind.

:-k

Or anyone else for that matter :lol:

[minz]

Did Hal just call a mod a troll? :shock:


:popcorn:

[Hal-9000]

Here Minz...have a sharpie. Go do something productive :)

[Acid Trip]

:snap:

:excellent:

[DemonGeminiX]

Or anyone else for that matter :lol:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

she'll never get the reference and I'm not explaining it :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

when you put something in the frying pan - it is fried
when you cook something in the oven - it is baked
when you cook something on the BBQ - it is BBQ-ed



even 5 year children know that, not sure why it's so difficult to comprehend......

:agreed:


I am a mod. I could just delete his posts. It may be an abuse of power, but I doubt Goof or Lance would mind.

:-k

You would be wrong on this subject :hand:

[minz]

she'll never get the reference and I'm not explaining it :hand:

I'm still working it out :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Let's get back to hal's original post before all of the ADD stuff appeared...


yes, you can cook bacon on the BBQ and it's delicious :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm still working it out :lol:

I'd have to link you to porn and our relationship hasn't progressed that far yet :lol:

[Jezter]

I'm still working it out :lol:

You'll be in for a surprise once you figure it out. :lol:

[minz]

I'd have to link you to porn and our relationship hasn't progressed that far yet :lol:

I guess ignorance is bliss in this case. :lol:

[Jezter]

I guess ignorance is bliss in this case. :lol:

Well...yeah. There are better things than sharpies for that kind of activity. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Let's get back to hal's original post before all of the ADD stuff appeared...


yes, you can cook bacon on the BBQ and it's delicious :tup:

I've never tried throwing bacon on the barbie....gonna have to try that when I get one :tup:

[minz]

Well...yeah. There are better things than sharpies for that kind of activity. :lol:

What activity :?

[Hal-9000]

Well...yeah. There are better things than sharpies for that kind of activity. :lol:

*makes note for future...WITHOUT using the sharpie :lol:*

[Jezter]

What activity :?
Buttplay. :D

*makes note for future...WITHOUT using the sharpie :lol:*

:shock: You've spent too much time in your hole.

[minz]

I have no idea what the hell you boys are going on about :lol:

[Acid Trip]

Bacon on a grill you say? Do you put it on something so the bacon fat doesn't mess up the grill?

[Hal-9000]

Bacon on a grill you say? Do you put it on something so the bacon fat doesn't mess up the grill?

aye, now we're getting somewhere


yes, you can use an oven sheet or tin foil. I recommend tin foil because then later your hat smells like bacon :face: win/win

[Hal-9000]

I have no idea what the hell you boys are going on about :lol:

A few years back guys would ask online girls for fanpics.....so the girls would write on their boobs or on cards while holding their shirts up - this is for hal - or something like that.

Some girls thought - Hey, how about if I shove this marker up my woo-hoo or my hoo-hah?




BAM! Now girls are putting sharpies up their butts and taking pics of the event :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/PQPmUh.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://barbequemaster.blogspot.com/2010/10/how-to-grill-bacon-and-yes-it-is.html

:homer:

[minz]

A few years back guys would ask online girls for fanpics.....so the girls would write on their boobs or on cards while holding their shirts up - this is for hal - or something like that.

Some girls thought - Hey, how about if I shove this marker up my woo-hoo or my hoo-hah?




BAM! Now girls are putting sharpies up their butts and taking pics of the event :face:

Hmmmm I think I'll pass on that. :wha:

[Jezter]

BAM! Now girls are putting sharpies up their butts and taking pics of the event :face:

Which is entertaining to look at. :tup:

[Acid Trip]

http://barbequemaster.blogspot.com/2010/10/how-to-grill-bacon-and-yes-it-is.html

:homer:

I have a gas grill. If I put it right on the grill the bacon drippings will fuck with the burners. If I used charcoal (not patient enough) I would try it.

Foil sounds like it would work.

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/PQPmUh.jpg


You can do that but it does screw up the equipment under the grill :lol:



:doh: been there, have tshirt

[deebakes]

Hmmmm I think I'll pass on that. :wha:

wait a few hours and then reconsider :lol:

[minz]

wait a few hours and then reconsider :lol:

I wont change my mind there's no alcohol in the house :lol:

[redred]

Hal when is it ever warm enough for you to have a bbq in your country ?

[Hal-9000]

Hmmmm I think I'll pass on that. :wha:

most girls usually do end up passing the sharpie....it's a natural thing :rofl:

[Jezter]

I wont change my mind there's no alcohol in the house :lol:

What if it is Hal's "sharpie" ? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Hal when is it ever warm enough for you to have a bbq in your country ?

My father and I fired up the BBQ this past weekend :thumbsup:

we're not like American baseball players who cancel the event because of a few drops of precipitation :lol:

[Jezter]

My father and I fired up the BBQ this past weekend :thumbsup:

we're not like American baseball players who cancel the event because of a few drops of precipitation :lol:

http://funnymelon.com/pics/Meanwhile-in-Finland-157.jpg

[Hal-9000]

The only thing I won't do is dive into the frozen lake on New Years day...those guys are flippin nuts!!!! :lol:

[Jezter]

The only thing I won't do is dive into the frozen lake on New Years day...those guys are flippin nuts!!!! :lol:

Pussy. :hand:

[minz]

most girls usually do end up passing the sharpie....it's a natural thing :rofl:

:wha:


What if it is Hal's "sharpie" ? :-k

Not much chance of that if I cant get him to visit :(

[redred]

Come over for a visit Hal you could come down and see me on your trip can't promise sex but could be able to sort out smoke and drinks

[Hal-9000]

Come over for a visit Hal you could come down and see me on your trip can't promise sex but could be able to sort out smoke and drinks


I'm on a no-fly list because of the incident... :sad2:



thanks for the offer tho :thumbsup:

[redred]

Boat :woot:

[Hal-9000]

Red? How come all of your posts have a thread title??


:lol: getting lost?

[redred]

Think tapatalk puts it in ,i noticed muddy had the some thing earlier

[Jezter]

I'm on a no-fly list because of the incident... :sad2:



thanks for the offer tho :thumbsup:

You are just scared of flying. :hand:

[Hal-9000]

You are just scared of flying. :hand:

I've flown since I was 17......sometimes on a plane too! :dance:

[minz]

I'm terrified of flying, only flown there and back 3 times in my life, hope I never have to fly again :(

[Hal-9000]

I'm terrified of flying, only flown there and back 3 times in my life, hope I never have to fly again :(

You have to be pragmatic and look at it this way...you have a 50/50 chance. Either the plane will land at the other airport or it will crash.

and since most people don't survive plane crashes you don't have to worry about that part :)

[minz]

You have to be pragmatic and look at it this way...you have a 50/50 chance. Either the plane will land at the other airport or it will crash.

and since most people don't survive plane crashes you don't have to worry about that part :)

Thanks, that really helps :sad:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You have to be pragmatic and look at it this way...you have a 50/50 chance. Either the plane will land at the other airport or it will crash.

and since most people don't survive plane crashes you don't have to worry about that part :)

http://i.imgur.com/vQ3IE.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:dance:



I'd rather take a plane flight than drive across our city during a snowstorm (like what's happening now)

[Goofy]

I am a mod. I could just delete his posts. It may be an abuse of power, but I doubt Goof or Lance would mind.

:-k

I agree with Hal.......... for once :)


:agreed:



You would be wrong on this subject :hand:

:ok:



http://i.imgur.com/PQPmUh.jpg

Fuck yeah :homer:


You can do that but it does screw up the equipment under the grill :lol:


Screw up the charcoal? :-s Or are you talking about a FAKE barbeque that uses gas? :-k

[Muddy]

Goof, I cant believe you didnt like my turkey.. :(

[Hal-9000]

@ Goof

A BBQ that uses propane and has fake briquets or stones

[Muddy]

@ Goof

A BBQ that uses propane and has fake briquets or stones

Like a gas grill? :dance:

[Hal-9000]

Like a gas grill? :dance:

Yes :lol: very similar if not the same

[Goofy]

Goof, I cant believe you didnt like my turkey.. :(

What turkey? :-k


@ Goof

A BBQ that uses propane and has fake briquets or stones

So, a FAKE barbeque :hand: A real barbeque has either charcoal or hickory in the bottom then a grill on top :nono:

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/Zbepk.jpg

This one!

[redred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JKb1IeovH60

[Goofy]

This one!

That's no turkey......... that's a baconurkey!! :homer:

I'm hungry now :(

[DemonGeminiX]

Baconer - Reign in Bacon

1. Angel of Bacon
2. Bacon by Bacon
3. Necrobacon
4. Altar of Bacon
5. Bacon Saves
6. Criminally Bacon
7. Rebacon
8. Bacondemic
9. Postbacon
10. Raining Bacon

:headbang:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/VzcB2.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/zKOY6.jpg

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/lvnEw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wRfyC.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/eFQ04.jpg

[minz]

I want a bacon sammich now. :(

[Acid Trip]

LSFW

http://i.imgur.com/wzok5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/poBRe.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4h46v.jpg

[RBP]

LSFW

http://i.imgur.com/wzok5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/poBRe.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4h46v.jpg

:drool:

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/eFQ04.jpg

What method prepared this, I wonder..?

[RBP]

What method prepared this, I wonder..?

I know right...every slice looks perfect. :drool:

[minz]

It looks really fatty. :wha:

[RBP]

It looks really fatty. :wha:

whad you call me? :x

[minz]

whad you call me? :x

:slap: the bacon...

[RBP]

:slap: the bacon...

you want me to slap the bacon :shock:

:oops:

[Griffin]

I did that last night

[minz]

you want me to slap the bacon :shock:

:oops:

I assume that means something but I have no idea what :lol: nor do I want to know. :wha:

[RBP]

I assume that means something but I have no idea what :lol: nor do I want to know. :wha:

It was a :wank: joke :oops:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/hZ57R.jpg

[RBP]

lolwut? where do you find this shit, Red?!?

[Leefro]

It's him ffs

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/8loUi.jpg

[redred]

you guys have a tv show of it :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/VWvsfV0.png

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/hZ57R.jpg


:lol:

[Muddy]

you guys have a tv show of it :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/VWvsfV0.png

It's true.. I wont watch it though.. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have watched it, the host is pretty duchey

[Muddy]

duchey?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have watched it, the host is pretty duchey

Aren't most of the hosts on these "reality shows"?

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/KdlRp7P.jpg

[redred]

:puke: no thank you

[Muddy]

drink it.. :x

[redred]

i like my vodka to taste like vodka so i'm good thanks

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i like my vodka to taste like vodka so i'm good thanks

Vodka has no taste :hand:

[redred]

well how come i can taste the difference between cheap supermarket crap and grey goose then?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well how come i can taste the difference between cheap supermarket crap and grey goose then?

Quality :slap:

[Muddy]

I can taste Vodka...

[redred]

i would disagree ,i think vodka does have a taste

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pure vodka is odorless and tasteless....all you can taste/smell is the alcohol

[Muddy]

So its the alcohol Im tasting I guess then..

[redred]

so you wouldn't be able to taste the brands made with grain rather than potato ?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

so you wouldn't be able to taste the brands made with grain rather than potato ?

Real vodka is made from potatoes :slap:

[redred]

thats because you country has past problems with russia :lol: i like my vodka made with grain

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/oQ8vOcu.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_iluxQ1IQ

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_tvx_CKB7uI&feature=endscreen

[Acid Trip]

http://i.imgur.com/oQ8vOcu.jpg

Just sent this to every vegetarian I know. Eagerly awaiting pissed off replies.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/yTgpWc5.jpg

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/qN4GsVJ.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/PyLp8Y5.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/6EN05Ec.jpg

[Muddy]

Repost?

http://i.imgur.com/bDa8phm.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Repost?

http://i.imgur.com/bDa8phm.jpg

not sure but that's a damn fine looking woman

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/vqX1Exx.png

[redred]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971598_10151604742226840_441023578_n.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/3Mwsxxv.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And which forum member would this be? :-k

http://i.imgur.com/8oCm5yN.jpg

[Griffin]

hmmm...doesn't look like Canadian bacon

[Hal-9000]

And which forum member would this be? :-k

http://i.imgur.com/8oCm5yN.jpg

PORKCHOPSANDWICHES no doubt...

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/3Mwsxxv.jpg


:drool:

[redred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kjujVnwZEs

[deebakes]

http://i59.tinypic.com/2h6g3lz.gif

[redred]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/20/avudegyb.jpg

[redred]

http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/11/13/4e2de2fdd03e81c8.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol: :woot:

[redred]

http://www.blurtit.com/var/question/q/q3/q32/q325/q3257/q3257177_1159512_590_88_bacon_hitler

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/iTVAQhy.gif

[amex]

That kid with photoshopped bacon is scary :hills:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/ch9YbT6.jpg