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Teh One Who Knocks
11-13-2012, 12:10 PM
by Rossella Lorenzi - Discovery News


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An ancient Maya text has emerged from the jungles of Guatemala confirming the so-called "end date" of the Maya calendar, Dec. 21, 2012.

Considered one of the most significant hieroglyphic finds in decades, the 1,300-year-old inscription contains only the second known reference to the "end date," but does not predict doomsday.

"The text talks about ancient political history rather than prophecy," Marcello A. Canuto, director of Tulane University's Middle American Research Institute, said.

Carved on a stone staircase, the inscription was found at the ruins of La Corona, in the dense rainforest of northwestern Guatemala, by an international team of archaeologists led by Canuto and colleague Tomás Barrientos of the Universidad del Valle de Guatemala.

The archaeologists made the discovery as they decided to excavate in front of a building that had been heavily damaged nearly 40 years ago by looters looking for carved stones and tombs.

"We knew they found something important, but we also thought they might have missed something," Barrientos said.

Indeed, the archaeologists not only recovered 10 discarded hieroglyphic stones, but also something that the looters missed entirely -- an untouched step with a set of 12 exquisitely carved stones still in their original location.

Combined with the known looted blocks, the original staircase had a total of 264 hieroglyphs, making it one of the longest ancient Maya texts known, and the longest in Guatemala.

According to David Stuart, director of the Mesoamerica Center of the University of Texas at Austin, who deciphered the hieroglyphics, the stairway inscription recorded 200 years of La Corona's history.

Bearing 56 delicately carved hieroglyphs, the stone referring to the year 2012 commemorated a royal visit to La Corona (which the ancient Maya called Saknikte’) by the ruler Yuknoom Yich’aak K’ahk’ from the great Maya capital of Calakmul on Jan. 29, 696 A.D.

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Also known as Fire Claw or Jaguar Paw, Yuknoom Yich’aak K’ahk’ had suffered a military defeat the year before, during a war with Calakmul's longstanding rival Tikal (located in modern Peten, Guatemala).

"Scholars had assumed that the Calakmul king died or was captured in this engagement, but this new extraordinary text from La Corona tells us otherwise," said Stuart.

In the wake of the defeat, the Maya ruler visited La Corona and perhaps other trusted allies to allay their fears after his defeat.

According to the archaeologists, the 2012 reference would have been a political move by the Calakmul king, who wanted to reassure the peoples of La Corona after the stunning defeat.

The key to understanding the reference to 2012 is a unique title that the king gave himself, said the archaeologists.

In the text, he calls himself the "13 K’atun lord" -- the king who presided over and celebrated an important Mayan calendar ending, 13 K’atun calendar cycle, in the year 692.

In order to vaunt himself even further and place his reign into an eternal setting, the Maya king connected himself forward in time to when the next higher period of the Maya calendar would reach the same 13 number -- December 21, 2012.

"This was a time of great political turmoil in the Maya region and this king felt compelled to allude to a larger cycle of time that happens to end in 2012," Stuart said.

The discovery is consistent with the only other reference to the 2012 date in ancient Maya inscriptions -- Monument 6 from Tortuguero, Mexico.

"What this text shows us is that in times of crisis, the ancient Maya used their calendar to promote continuity and stability rather than predict apocalypse," Canuto said.

FBD
11-13-2012, 06:02 PM
/crosses galactic plane
/flips earth's magnetic field
/provides populace with enough information to revolt against those that scammed them for the last K'atun or 3

PorkChopSandwiches
11-13-2012, 06:03 PM
This is why I have sold everything and am living large until the end

Acid Trip
11-13-2012, 06:08 PM
In celebration of December 21st I went out and bought myself a new toy.

AR-15 with foregrip, bipod, and 4-16x optical scope. Looks almost identical to this one except the scope is bigger.

http://i.imgur.com/TTow9.jpg

RBP
11-13-2012, 06:09 PM
This is why I have sold everything and am living large until the end

How much for your women, I want to buy your women.

Jezter
11-13-2012, 06:09 PM
Welp...it was a good run!

RBP
11-13-2012, 06:09 PM
In celebration of December 21st I went out and bought myself a new toy.

AR-15 with foregrip, bipod, and 4-16x optical scope. Looks almost identical to this one except the scope is bigger.

http://i.imgur.com/TTow9.jpg

paintball gun? cute!

Acid Trip
11-13-2012, 06:10 PM
paintball gun? cute!

Yup, for painting zombie brains all over the wall.

Goofy
11-13-2012, 06:22 PM
The world's gonna end on a friday? ......... well that sucks :(

minz
11-13-2012, 06:23 PM
Great, that cuts my Christmas shopping bill down :tup:

RBP
11-13-2012, 06:25 PM
Great, that cuts my Christmas shopping bill down :tup:

whadya get me? :-s

Muddy
11-13-2012, 06:25 PM
IMO.. If the bible has a chance of being true, this does as well.

minz
11-13-2012, 06:26 PM
whadya get me? :-s

Cant say on an open forum, wouldnt want to tarnish my reputation to such an extent :tup:

RBP
11-13-2012, 06:29 PM
Cant say on an open forum, wouldnt want to tarnish my reputation to such an extent :tup:

You hang out with Hal... how much could anything else hurt your reputation? :huh:

minz
11-13-2012, 06:30 PM
You hang out with Hal... how much could anything else hurt your reputation? :huh:

Hmmmm :-k good point....

PorkChopSandwiches
11-13-2012, 06:43 PM
IMO.. If the bible has a chance of being true, this does as well.

cute, hold on to the fantasy

PorkChopSandwiches
11-13-2012, 06:44 PM
How much for your women, I want to buy your women.

I plan on dying while fucking. :hand:

minz
11-13-2012, 06:45 PM
How much for your women, I want to buy your women.

And ask if a post dated cheque would be ok, lets say 22nd December. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 06:47 PM
I plan on dying while fucking. :hand:

:-k

Does your wife know?

Lambchop
11-13-2012, 06:50 PM
I predict looting.

Muddy
11-13-2012, 06:58 PM
cute, hold on to the fantasy

Whats that supposed to mean?

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 06:59 PM
I predict that nothing is going to happen. In fact, I predict that people are gonna get so worked up about this, that in a ridiculous effort to secure their entrance to heaven, people will stay at home and pray, or at the very least, they'll be uncharacteristically nicer than they usually are.

Remember that crazy old dude that predicted the world would end two times? On each date that he said the world would end, I went out and drove around, went into different stores, and just observed. There was hardly anybody out on either date, and the few that were, they were ridiculously cordial. People around here aren't usually that nice. They're not complete and utter assholes like they are up north, but they're usually self-centered and oblivious to anyone else around them. They went out of their way to be nice on those two days. That's exactly how it's gonna be on December 21st. At least down here it is. Then they'll go back to being self-centered like they usually are on the 22nd.

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 07:05 PM
I still think that it was a shitfuck moment....guy was carving the calendar, hit the chisel wrong and it split in half.


:oops:


Ok folks, world will now end...ummm.....Dec 21/2012 :)

minz
11-13-2012, 07:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

FBD
11-13-2012, 07:09 PM
oh, sweet...I already have this day scheduled off :dance:

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 07:25 PM
I wish it would come sooner so I could avoid our year end inventories :sad2:

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 09:57 PM
This article's from June.

:wha:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-13-2012, 10:13 PM
Whats that supposed to mean?

You will know the answer when nothing happens on the calendar end

Hugh_Janus
11-13-2012, 10:19 PM
at least I'll have my birthday before I die

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 10:22 PM
at least I'll have my birthday before I die

You know, everybody alive had at least one birthday before they'll die. The day they were born.

Hugh_Janus
11-13-2012, 10:39 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2mrflzo.jpg

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 10:52 PM
You know, everybody alive had at least one birthday before they'll die. The day they were born.

:hand: :hand: :hand: The day you were born is not counted as a birthday. We wait one year and then you get your first birthday.


and this from a math whiz, sheesh :slap:

minz
11-13-2012, 10:55 PM
:hand: :hand: :hand: The day you were born is not counted as a birthday. We wait one year and then you get your first birthday.


and this from a math whiz, sheesh :slap:

DGX is correct, the day you are born is your birthday.

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 10:57 PM
DGX is correct, the day you are born is your birthday.

So how come we don't have a birthday party for when you turn ZERO, Einstein? [-(


No gifts, no cake....just a slap on the butt and lots of womb goo to be cleaned off.

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 10:58 PM
DGX is correct, the day you are born is your birthday.

and you NEVER agree with a moderator...wtf is wrong with you girl? :slap:

minz
11-13-2012, 10:58 PM
So how come we don't have a birthday party for when you turn ZERO, Einstein? [-(


No gifts, no cake....just a slap on the butt and lots of womb goo to be cleaned off.

So what do you call all the gifts given to newborns when they arrive?

minz
11-13-2012, 10:59 PM
Birthday gifts :dance:

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:09 PM
So what do you call all the gifts given to newborns when they arrive?


Since they actually go to the parents and save them money, I'd call them Parent Gifts to help with costs?

Muddy
11-13-2012, 11:09 PM
You will know the answer when nothing happens on the calendar end

You totally missed my point.

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:10 PM
so Minz....how come after 365 days alive we have the FIRST birthday party and tell the spud he's one year old today?

minz
11-13-2012, 11:16 PM
so Minz....how come after 365 days alive we have the FIRST birthday party and tell the spud he's one year old today?

The day you are born or the day of your birth is your birthday so to speak so in that sense you have a birthday.

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 11:19 PM
:hand: :hand: :hand: The day you were born is not counted as a birthday. We wait one year and then you get your first birthday.


and this from a math whiz, sheesh :slap:

So when businesses ask you for your birthdate with the year on forms, what do you put? I put the day I was actually born, because it's my birthday, snowbrain!!!

[-(

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:23 PM
So when businesses ask you for your birthdate with the year on forms, what do you put? I put the day I was actually born, because it's my birthday, snowbrain!!!

[-(

Not the same.......you grande merde!!!!* Your initial post on the subject stated that we already have one birthday before our first birthday. You're confusing the issue with double speak and Americanism.


*you can look that one up :lol:

minz
11-13-2012, 11:25 PM
Snow brain :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 11:28 PM
Not the same.......you grande merde!!!!* Your initial post on the subject stated that we already have one birthday before our first birthday. You're confusing the issue with double speak and Americanism.


*you can look that one up :lol:

It's your birthdate, frozen nuts!!! And I am not a big shit!!!

[-(


Although, I do admit, 'grande merde' looks a lot better than 'big shit'.

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:28 PM
Snow brain :lol:

Shut yer piehole, Emma Peel :x

minz
11-13-2012, 11:28 PM
Shut yer piehole, Emma Peel :x

:lol:

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:29 PM
It's your birthdate, frozen nuts!!! And I am not a big shit!!!

[-(


Although, I do admit, 'grande merde' looks a lot better than 'big shit'.


ffs I had to dumb down the French insults :lol:


there's a joke in there somewhere...


and it's literally GREAT SHIT, not big, but that applies just as well :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 11:31 PM
:dunno:

Ok, so google sucks too. Go bitch at them for fucking up French.

Muddy
11-13-2012, 11:32 PM
DGX is right and Hal is wrong and loses... :point:

minz
11-13-2012, 11:33 PM
:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-13-2012, 11:39 PM
Gotta side with Hal on this one....counting numbers start with one as we all learn in grade school, not zero. So therefore, your first birthday is when you turn one, otherwise you would be turning two using the FAIL logic of the others in this thread.

And they ask you to write down your DATE of birth, not your birthday :hand:

Muddy
11-13-2012, 11:40 PM
Lance is Right and DGX is wrong and loses.. :point:

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:40 PM
DGX is right and Hal is wrong and loses... :point:

Oh yeah? How many languages do you speak? Two...English and Confederate :x


(I guess that didn't have much to do with the original argument....piss off anyways :lol:)

Muddy
11-13-2012, 11:41 PM
Hal is right and I am wrong and lose.. :sad:

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:41 PM
Gotta side with Hal on this one....counting numbers start with one as we all learn in grade school, not zero. So therefore, your first birthday is when you turn one, otherwise you would be turning two using the FAIL logic of the others in this thread.

And they ask you to write down your DATE of birth, not your birthday :hand:


:tup: 10 dollars to the usual Paypal account, on the way

Hal-9000
11-13-2012, 11:42 PM
Hal is right and I am wrong and lose.. :sad:


:hug:






Mein Himmel WTF is wrong with me today???? :x

DemonGeminiX
11-13-2012, 11:53 PM
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

:-s

Who asked you?

Whatever...

:stfu: