Merry Christmas!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.xmasclock.com/

[redred]

Please no :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

we havent even ate turkey yet

[Pony]

*trashes thread*

[Loser]

http://i.imgur.com/3WolA.jpg

[Korpiklaani]

The meaning of Christmas has been lost in this country. Good thing I travel to Germany for a week during Christmas, where Christmas was basically invented.....besides the Jesus Christ part.

[Muddy]

I thought Christmas was invented in Jerusalem?

[RBP]

Santa Claus was invented in NYC right?

[Korpiklaani]

Santa Klaus: Made in Germany
Ornaments: Made in Germany
Christmas Tree: Made in Germany/Lithuania
Star on top of tree: Made in Germany
Candy Canes: Made in Bavaria, Germany
The word "Christmas": Made in Germany

And much more that I probably dont know of.

And no, Santa was not made in NYC. lol

@Muddy: Thats why I said the except the Jesus Christ part. I mean, its his birthday.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Santa Claus was invented in NYC right?

The santa we all know with the beard and belly was made by coke. That's real talk son

[Muddy]

Santa Klaus: Made in Germany
Ornaments: Made in Germany
Christmas Tree: Made in Germany/Lithuania
Star on top of tree: Made in Germany
Candy Canes: Made in Bavaria, Germany
The word "Christmas": Made in Germany

And much more that I probably dont know of.

And no, Santa was not made in NYC. lol

@Muddy: Thats why I said the except the Jesus Christ part. I mean, its his birthday.

Righto..

[RBP]

The santa we all know with the beard and belly was made by coke. That's real talk son

I thought it was a department store like Macy's or something. :dunno:

[Korpiklaani]

Haha, he sits at Macys and has little children sit on his lap. Santa is a pedophile if you ask me.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I don't take my kids to that shit

[Korpiklaani]

When I have kids, im not raising them to believe in Santa. Just like my parents did for me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't take my kids to that shit


When I have kids, im not raising them to believe in Santa. Just like my parents did for me.

http://i.imgur.com/5779K.jpg

[Korpiklaani]

Im just saying man, ive seen kids be told that Santa is not real, and then they start crying, then temper, then denial, then acceptance. It has stages. lol I was the kid in grade school that always told the kids that he was not real. I would always be put in time out. I was like "for what? Because I speak the truth? You stupid bitch", and yes, I caller her a bitch in the second grade, everyone was like, whats that word? Instead of going ohhhhhhh.

Sorry, off topic. Yes Christmas is awesome and cant wait to see my family in Germany and possibly have a repeat of last year and get piss drunk and end up in a Darmstadt City Jail cell... I love my family so much.

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/5779K.jpg

Porky hates Christianity and anything directly tied to it..

Now if it were any other religion or mystical belief like, e.g. Indians that smoke some form of hallucinogenic drug and shape shift into dogs, he would totally expose them to it.. :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Porky hates Christianity and anything directly tied to it..

Now if it were any other religion or mystical belief like, e.g. Indians that smoke some form of hallucinogenic drug and shape shift into dogs, he would totally expose them to it.. :thumbsup:

Bwhahahahahahah. :tup:


I dont have anything against santa, Im just not sticking my kids on the lap of some nasty pedophile hobo. I mean really, who takes that job?

[Muddy]

Bwhahahahahahah. :tup:


I dont have anything against santa, Im just not sticking my kids on the lap of some nasty pedophile hobo. I mean really, who takes that job?

In my town (a respectable place compared to Cali.) we have a few guys that have done it forever.. One of them is a retired Police officer named Sgt. Santa.

http://i.imgur.com/ekucV.jpg

Another one is from a now closed store called Miller & Rhodes... He is held in high regard and is kn own as "Legendary Santa"..

http://www.virginialiving.com/articles/75-years-of-santa

http://i.imgur.com/jtrQw.jpg


There are people out there that are capable of interacting with a child and not fucking it, you just have to look in better places than you obviously frequent.

P.S. Stay away from Chicago as well.

[RBP]

P.S. Stay away from Chicago as well.

:-s

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/3QlKm.jpg

[Muddy]

:-s

:slap:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/cc6125c1dd0493cc7895d87d254022d5/l.jpg

[Muddy]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/cc6125c1dd0493cc7895d87d254022d5/l.jpg

Is that your dad?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think we should ban Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and all those kinds of things. Kids need to harden the fuck up. They don't deserve to be kids....us adults need to live in reality, so the fucking kids should have to deal with it too.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Is that your dad?

Thats was me as a child

[Jezter]

http://i.imgur.com/jKviY.png

[RBP]

I think we should ban Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and all those kinds of things. Kids need to harden the fuck up. They don't deserve to be kids....us adults need to live in reality, so the fucking kids should have to deal with it too.

:-s

And repeal child labor laws! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

And repeal child labor laws! :x

http://i.imgur.com/ZXTnU.png

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/90aGt.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The bell ringer dude for the Salvation Army was outside the grocery store this afternoon....sounds like Christmas :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7xjjlUbpJ4

[Hugh_Janus]

http://www.xmasclock.com/

http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4694-TwilightAreyoukiddingme.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWFmhJKJW8&feature=fvwrel

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjI7gT1FvI

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_70430&feature=iv&hd=1&src_vid=ojzxvgkB4eY&v=MM3IfYUBcWQ

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqeSFdV-M2E&feature=related

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3Q14Hnjuo

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_728726&feature=iv&src_vid=4o3Q14Hnjuo&v=8gOiMGUhw7c

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jWN5Myxtwg

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/Fg6p1.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/XBGVN.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/ReEJ0.jpg

[Loser]

Oh wow :lol:

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/hUi0m.jpg

[redred]

http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/h/Y/1/1hY1M/S0rJ8.gif

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hahahahha

[Hal-9000]

Ho ho HO! :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ


wow, that's pretty sick :lol:

[redred]

:lol:

[Lambchop]

Haha that guy is talented.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mek1y3zCPr1rlwj7ho1_500.gif

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I start vacation in a few hours, have happy holidays and a safe new year :tup:

[Southern Belle]

Merry Christmas everybody! I'm going to get a tree today.

[Hal-9000]

I start vacation in a few hours, have happy holidays and a safe new year :tup:

All the best to you and yours PCS, have a Merry CHRISTmas :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

I said happy holiday damn you :willie:

[Hal-9000]

oh..is that like Seasons Greetings? WTF does that mean anyhow? Are we greeting Autumn or Summer? Noooooo


from the heart


MERRY CHRISTMAS PCS!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:hand: Its all encompassing, since I dont like to offend or leave anyone out






















































:dance:





Merry Xmas Hal :twisted:

[Hal-9000]

you know I work with people from other lands....they tell me in their own ways (quietly) that they don't celebrate Christmas. No tree, no present exchange etc.

So to shame them I ask my questions - Do you consider yourself a Canadian? Do you come to work on December 25th, 26th? Do you eat all of the chocolates and other goodies that arrive here throughout the season?

by this point they catch on...and then I scream MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS! GET ME A GIFT YOU HEATHEN SCUM!!!!!


and they think I'm serious :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8g4Ztf7hIM

[Hal-9000]

5 minute youtube takes 30 minutes here...can't watch :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

The sound is shit anyway

[Hal-9000]

thanks for that nice 'happy holiday' present




:sad2: what a rip off

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:bananadance:

[Muddy]

LUUUUUKE!! Where is the fifth stocking???


http://i.imgur.com/eRYud.jpg

[minz]

Has Luke been a naughty boy? :lol:

[Muddy]

Luke the alligator.

[minz]

He looks more like a teddy bear to me. :lol:

[Muddy]

He's that too I guess..

[Hal-9000]

LUUUUUKE!! Where is the fifth stocking???


http://i.imgur.com/eRYud.jpg

your son has his father's good looks :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

*stands tall*

[Hal-9000]

*throws doggie treat*

[Muddy]

*pees on fence*

[Hal-9000]

*sniffs drippy butt*

[RBP]

I am going to totally punk the niece and nephew I help care for but giving them presents that will make them flip out, namely a bieber and a swift dvd... let the games begin. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We all know the TSwift DVD is for you :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I am going to totally punk the niece and nephew I help care for but giving them presents that will make them flip out, namely a bieber and a swift dvd... let the games begin. :lol:

:( I'd take a Bieber and Swift dvd

[Lambchop]

Anyone wanna get drunk with me on Skype tonight?

Here's to the end of the World :drunk::drunk::drunk:

Edit: wrong thread but still.

[redred]

i'll pass thanks

[Loser]

It's beginning to look a lot like apocalypse :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Anyone wanna get drunk with me on Skype tonight?

Here's to the end of the World :drunk::drunk::drunk:

Edit: wrong thread but still.

webcams but it won't be gay or anything like that?

[Lambchop]

i'll pass thanks
When you used to get drunk on AS you'd PM me for Facebook sex. I guess you have lost interest in me.

webcams but it won't be gay or anything like that?
We'd compare penis size and technique but that wouldn't be gay or anything.

[RBP]

We all know the TSwift DVD is for you :hand:

yes, it helps me purge without all that nasty finger in the throat stuff. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

yes, it helps me wank harder than I've ever wanked before. :tup:

Understandable :)

[Hugh_Janus]

I can't be fucking arsed

[Hugh_Janus]

oops.... wrongf thread :lol:

[RBP]

Understandable :)

:-s

Did you enjoy that visual?

[Richard Cranium]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/christmas-facts-6.jpg?w=500&h=467

[RBP]

Brutal!

[RBP]

I think I am going to just buy the Keurig... fuck their feelings.

[deebakes]

my wife loves the one we have. i don't drink coffee, so it is perfect for us. she can make single servings of whatever she wants and apparently the K-cups are quite decent :tup:

[RBP]

awesome! Yeah they want one but just don't want to let me buy it.

[deebakes]

if that was the case, you could buy them the K-cup holder tower and a bunch of K-cups, then they would have to buy a keurig :idk:

[RBP]

exactly. If they pitch a fit that is exactly what I will do. Same money either way.

[deebakes]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e69/xrmaddness/VeryNice-1.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now...

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/TvQBx.gif

[RBP]

Maybe it's late, but that made me lol

[Leefro]

I would like to say peace and love to you all

[DemonGeminiX]

Thanks, Lee. Peace and love to you back and have a happy Christmas.

[Leefro]

I will try and do that when I get home from work later today :)

[RBP]

Merry Christmas Everyone! :hug:

[redred]

Have a good Christmas folks

[Dr Death]

Have a safe and wonderful Christmas my friends! :tup:

[Goofy]

Merry Christmas guys and gals! :ok: Can't wait for the t-bone steak :homer:

[minz]

Happy Christmas to the best bunch on teh web :hug:

[Goofy]

Happy Christmas to the best bunch on teh web :hug:

And what about us? :(















:dance: Merry Christmas minz!

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/GCjtp.gif


Merry Christmas everyone! :wavey:

[RBP]

Merry Christmas, Hal. :)

[DemonGeminiX]

I hope everybody is having or has had a decent Christmas.

[RBP]

Thanks DGX :)

What did you do? Get the gift cards you were expecting?

[DemonGeminiX]

Thanks DGX :)

What did you do? Get the gift cards you were expecting?

Actually, I was at my sister's house all day. I just got in and checked my email and my brother sent me an email gift card to Amazon.com for $100.

:shock:

I gotta call him.

I got an Eddie Bauer gift card, a $25 gift certificate to a local restaurant that I frequent, a Visa gift card, $200 in cash, a cheesy star wars t-shirt (my sister's idea of a joke), a black vest jacket (my mother swears up and down that I'm gonna die of a cold when I go outside because I never wear a jacket and I'm always wearing t-shirts), and a couple of checks from aunts and uncles (why, I have no idea. I'm 37 years old for chrissakes. They still look at me like I'm a little kid).

So yeah, I'm gonna be doing the thank you card thing this year. I usually send two or three out every year, but some people went above and beyond the call of duty this year, so I'm looking at 6 thank you cards.

[DemonGeminiX]

How'd you make out, RBP?

[RBP]

Actually, I was at my sister's house all day. I just got in and checked my email and my brother sent me an email gift card to Amazon.com for $100.

:shock:

I gotta call him.

I got an Eddie Bauer gift card, a $25 gift certificate to a local restaurant that I frequent, a Visa gift card, $200 in cash, a cheesy star wars t-shirt (my sister's idea of a joke), a black vest jacket (my mother swears up and down that I'm gonna die of a cold when I go outside because I never wear a jacket and I'm always wearing t-shirts), and a couple of checks from aunts and uncles (why, I have no idea. I'm 37 years old for chrissakes. They still look at me like I'm a little kid).

So yeah, I'm gonna be doing the thank you card thing this year. I usually send two or three out every year, but some people went above and beyond the call of duty this year, so I'm looking at 6 thank you cards.

:shock:

Wow, Merry Christmas!


How'd you make out, RBP?

I got $10 in lottery tickets from a niece. :lol: Didn't win shit! :sad2:

But mom said she'd buy me a new phone and a new winter coat of I want, so I might get those, we'll see. And my sis is taking me and my other sister to a play Sunday so that's nice. :)

[DemonGeminiX]

That is very nice.

My brother-in-law's grandmother always asks for lottery tickets every year and I always consider hooking her up, but I wouldn't want my shitty luck to rub off on her. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope that everyone had a very Merry Christmas this year :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thanks, Lance. How was yours?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was good, thanks...Christmas morning with my dad, g/f, and her daughter and then off later that day to the g/f's parents place for Christmas part 2. It was a good day :)

Sounds like you had a good Christmas too :)

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, I did. It definitely took me by surprise how much I got. I feel kinda guilty about it. I'm gonna have to raise the stakes for next year.

[RBP]

Yeah, I did. It definitely took me by surprise how much I got. I feel kinda guilty about it. I'm gonna have to raise the stakes for next year.

I'd be willing to take some of it off your hands to ease your guilt. :d

I'm giving like that. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'd be willing to take some of it off your hands to ease your guilt. :d

I'm giving like that. :tup:

I'll pass some of the love I was made to feel onto you: Merry Christmas, RBP.

:)

[RBP]

I'll pass some of the love I was made to feel onto you: Merry Christmas, RBP.

:)

Maybe I wasn't clear enough :sad2:

:P :hug: Thanks DGX.