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Teh One Who Knocks
11-19-2012, 07:05 PM
The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson


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Ohhhhh, Canada!

Sex toy retailers in Alberta, Canada say that business has been buzzing this autumn, and they think they know why: The NHL lockout.

“We’d be gearing up for [NHL hockey] now, but there’s nothing, so I guess we need to find some better ways to spend our time,” Vinay Morker, owner of Hush Lingerie and More in Edmonton, told the Toronto Sun. Morker says his sales of sex toys, sex games, sexual guides and lingerie have gone up 15 per cent since October.

While not all hockey fans have traded scoring goals for scoring with each other, Hal Roseberg, who owns Edmonton's Tease Adult Boutique, told the paper that he's noticed a similar spike in business.

“I suppose that’s one of the other reasons it’s as busy as it is -- there’s no hockey,” he said.

On the other hand, maybe the rise in sales is simply part of a larger trend in consumer spending habits. In May, sex toy sales were projected to skyrocket on a global scale, with some experts crediting the bad economy.

“At a time when unemployment is high," Stefan Dallakian, owner of Paris Intimates, told CNBC, "and bank account balances are low, people are passing the time by getting busy."

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 07:07 PM
No hockey, now the Canadian men can't get it up?

:-k

MrsM
11-19-2012, 07:32 PM
I haven't purchased any new toys for a while... so this spike has nothing to do with me :)

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 07:34 PM
I haven't purchased any new toys for a while... so this spike has nothing to do with me :)

Don't you already own every sex toy in existence?

:-k

Hugh_Janus
11-19-2012, 07:35 PM
Don't you already own every sex toy in existence?

:-k

she doesn't own me :slap:

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 07:37 PM
she doesn't own me :slap:

Sorry.

MrsM, don't you already own every quality sex toy in existence?

:-k

RBP
11-19-2012, 07:39 PM
:burn:

MrsM
11-19-2012, 07:44 PM
Don't you already own every sex toy in existence?

:-k

Not everyone - there are still quite a few that I want to get/try.


she doesn't own me :slap:

I couldn't afford you :)


Sorry.

MrsM, don't you already own every quality sex toy in existence?

:-k

:snap: :burn:

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 07:48 PM
Not everyone - there are still quite a few that I want to get/try.


:-s

Oh. I thought you were gonna come back and say, "Not everyone... I still haven't replaced the ________ I broke two months ago."

MrsM
11-19-2012, 07:59 PM
:-s

Oh. I thought you were gonna come back and say, "Not everyone... I still haven't replaced the ________ I broke two months ago."

Toys are fun :)

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 08:03 PM
:naughty:

Hal-9000
11-20-2012, 12:14 AM
Toys R Us



:)

Godfather
11-20-2012, 02:55 AM
I have to say... on the up side, I think the lockout has led to an increase in sex by at very least one or two times more a week. :lol:

"This movie sucks, that show is a repeat and there are no sports on tv. ..........."

Single hockey loving girls are plentiful up here... no surprise that they're bored too!

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 03:22 AM
Need a roommate, GF? Mind if I move in? Got any cute female friends you can set me up with?

:d

Hal-9000
11-20-2012, 03:26 AM
Need a roommate, GF? Mind if I move in? Got any cute female friends you can set me up with?

:d


they're Canadian girls dude....within 15 minutes you'd be calling 911A

Griffin
11-20-2012, 03:31 AM
let's start our own Christmas charity drive...Toys for Twats.

minz
11-20-2012, 03:31 AM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 03:32 AM
they're Canadian girls dude....within 15 minutes you'd be calling 911A

Aside from them drinking me under the table, I think I can handle them.

:yup:

minz
11-20-2012, 03:37 AM
Aside from them drinking me under the table, I think I can handle them.

:yup:

If they drink you under the table would that not be counter productive so to speak? :?

DemonGeminiX
11-20-2012, 03:38 AM
If they drink you under the table would that not be counter productive so to speak? :?

They could take advantage of me, different path to the same end.

:naughty: