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RBP
11-19-2012, 07:54 PM
I just got two text messages.

One said "what's your mail address"

the second was a picture of a stripper on a pole. :shock:

:-k

What should I say in response? :mrgreen:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-19-2012, 07:55 PM
Put 2 fingers in your ass and send a pic so I know its you

Hugh_Janus
11-19-2012, 07:57 PM
Put 2 fingers in your ass and send a pic so I know its you

fuckin LOL! :lol:

RBP
11-19-2012, 07:58 PM
:lol:

RBP
11-19-2012, 07:59 PM
How about "you're mailing me a stripper? Sweet!"

Lambchop
11-19-2012, 08:00 PM
I was talking to Hannah and she said she wanted to lose her virginity to you

I shit you not.

Muddy
11-19-2012, 08:01 PM
How about "you're mailing me a stripper? Sweet!"

Use porkys response.. yours is gay.

RBP
11-19-2012, 08:02 PM
LOL, your gay! :x

But what if it turns out to be somebody I know?

Muddy
11-19-2012, 08:04 PM
LOL, your gay! :x

But what if it turns out to be somebody I know?

It's you're.

PorkChopSandwiches
11-19-2012, 08:04 PM
LOL, your gay! :x

But what if it turns out to be somebody I know?

Its not

DemonGeminiX
11-19-2012, 08:08 PM
LOL, your gay! :x

But what if it turns out to be somebody I know?

If it is someone you know, you very well may get a response if you use Porky's response. You might not like what they say, but you'll get a response.

:lol:

Korpiklaani
11-19-2012, 08:09 PM
Give me the number of the text message. I like where this is going.

RBP
11-19-2012, 08:12 PM
It's you're.

further proving your fagdom!

RBP
11-19-2012, 08:13 PM
Its not

:-s

Local area code... I have no balls. :lol:

Hugh_Janus
11-19-2012, 08:14 PM
Give me the number of the text message. I like where this is going.

yeah, post the number so they can get textbombed :dance:

RBP
11-19-2012, 08:29 PM
ok, so I want to determine if it's someone I know before I get stupid on them.... if I don't we'll text bomb!

I did ask if they were mailing me a stripper and they responded "yes, he's 450 pounds" lulz

I responded "as long as he can dance"

Korpiklaani
11-19-2012, 08:46 PM
Just ask them, "hey, btw, do I know you?" Simple as that.

RBP
11-19-2012, 08:47 PM
Just ask them, "hey, btw, do I know you?" Simple as that.

sent ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
11-19-2012, 08:48 PM
Put 2 fingers in your ass and send a pic so I know its you

:bwaha:

Hal-9000
11-19-2012, 08:49 PM
Put 2 fingers in your ass and send a pic so I know its you


:lol:










that's my stock reply to every text I get.....I hate them...

RBP
11-19-2012, 09:03 PM
:lol: it's a buddy of mine from college. too funny.

Korpiklaani
11-19-2012, 09:33 PM
Hahahaha.

RBP
11-19-2012, 09:35 PM
he said he wants to send me a Christmas card... I replied "Oh. Fuck. So does that mean I'm not getting a stripper? Lame."

His reply was "LOL luv u 2"

Hugh_Janus
11-19-2012, 09:42 PM
I think you've pulled :dance:

RBP
11-19-2012, 09:45 PM
I think you've pulled :dance:

:slap: for the comment and for making me look that up :x