My Calgary Stampeders... [Archive]

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 09:41 PM

are going to The Show* this year! :cheerlead:

*The Canadian Football League final

They beat the Saskatchewan Roughriders in a barnburner for the quarter finals,
then beat the B.C. Lions this past weekend with our second string quarterback :dance:

We are the shizzle wit da mizzle :cool:

Muddy

11-19-2012, 09:42 PM

What sport is this?

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 09:45 PM

What sport is this?

this one:

:beatdown: :slap: :beatdown:

Muddy

11-19-2012, 09:59 PM

You're herting me, friend.

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 10:07 PM

you read like the CSR's in my company.......REE-MEE-DEE-AL

:)

Lambchop

11-19-2012, 10:10 PM

Sounds like an LBGT after party.

Teh One Who Knocks

11-19-2012, 10:11 PM

What sport is this?

I believe this is on par with a state HS football championship game here in the US :)

:outtahere:

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 10:14 PM

I believe this is on par with a state HS football championship game here in the US :)

:outtahere:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ldcbrr.jpg

bitch please :hand:

we play on a larger field, we have one less down per series...you guys play girlie-ball

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 10:15 PM

and our balls are larger too :rolleyes:

Teh One Who Knocks

11-19-2012, 10:16 PM

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ldcbrr.jpg

bitch please :hand:

we play on a larger field, we have one less down per series...you guys play girlie-ball

And it's where the NFL rejects go to play because they can't make it with the real players :dance:

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 10:18 PM

you guys stole Warren Moon and Doug Flutie from us.....two pretty good players...

the only NFL rejects we get are the men who can handle the cold and snow! :x Real menz......

Teh One Who Knocks

11-19-2012, 10:21 PM

you guys stole Warren Moon and Doug Flutie from us.....two pretty good players...

the only NFL rejects we get are the men who can handle the cold and snow! :x Real menz......

Warren Moon I will concede, but not Flutie :hand:

Flutie couldn't hack it in the NFL (3 different teams in 3 years) and then went to the CFL where he dominated.

Game, set, and match :cheers:

Hal-9000

11-19-2012, 10:23 PM

Warren Moon I will concede, but not Flutie :hand:

Flutie couldn't hack it in the NFL (3 different teams in 3 years) and then went to the CFL where he dominated.

Game, set, and match :cheers:

Umm no....did you miss the part about the larger field and one less down per series?

CFL - men playing football
NFL - wives of men playing football

TOUCHDOWN :cheers:

Hugh_Janus

11-20-2012, 12:58 AM

"stampeders"? really? Sound like a bunch of faggots to me

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 01:32 AM

"stampeders"? really? Sound like a bunch of faggots to me

:x :x :x

http://i.imgur.com/toe5r.jpg

DemonGeminiX

11-20-2012, 01:46 AM

:lolwut:

Muddy

11-20-2012, 01:48 AM

"stampeders"? really? Sound like a bunch of faggots to me

:lol: :dance:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 01:50 AM

he's talkin 'bout my FOOTBALL team ffs :lol:

you hairless little nancyboy I'll kick your ass

minz

11-20-2012, 01:52 AM

Is this the type football where they carry the ball in their hands?

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 01:55 AM

Carry or throw, yes

Muddy

11-20-2012, 02:06 AM

he's talkin 'bout my FOOTBALL team ffs :lol:

you hairless little nancyboy I'll kick your ass

Hey! I have a beard now!

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:07 AM

Hey! I have a beard now!

aye not you McGruff....Prince Harry from Wales I'm shoutin at :x

minz

11-20-2012, 02:09 AM

He's talking to the brony. :lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:10 AM

yes the hairless little gelding who prances and plays Xbox

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:12 AM

It's the Canadian championship...I've played pig since I was a lad and my team is going to play for the Grey Cup....the tradition is monumental

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:14 AM

Unlike the crappy American trophy they give out for the Superbowl.....we can drink out of our cup after we win :tup: Long history of that in Canader eh?

http://i.imgur.com/ECzK2.jpg

deebakes

11-20-2012, 02:15 AM

are there even two teams to compete for the championship? :-k

minz

11-20-2012, 02:17 AM

The highlight of our calendar is the scarecrow event :lol: don’t ask, it's just something you have to put up with when you live in a village in the middle of nowhere :lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:17 AM

Oct 20/2012 and snowing like a bitch already :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/bs9ja.jpg

minz

11-20-2012, 02:18 AM

are there even two teams to compete for the championship? :-k

Maybe that's why they win so often :-k

:lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:19 AM

The highlight of our calendar is the scarecrow event :lol: don’t ask, it's just something you have to put up with when you live in a village in the middle of nowhere :lol:

:lol:

Do you burn things during the solstice on your island Minz?

http://i.imgur.com/Uw645.jpg

Muddy

11-20-2012, 02:20 AM

Unlike the crappy American trophy they give out for the Superbowl.....we can drink out of our cup after we win :tup: Long history of that in Canader eh?

http://i.imgur.com/ECzK2.jpg

What is tha? A Dalec?

minz

11-20-2012, 02:21 AM

:lol:

Do you burn things during the solstice on your island Minz?

http://i.imgur.com/Uw645.jpg

No we have bonfire night for that.

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:22 AM

are there even two teams to compete for the championship? :-k

Dee check out these homos...my guy's knees aren't even on the ground during penetration...we score! :dance:

http://i.imgur.com/JpiEK.jpg

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:24 AM

What is tha? A Dalec?

We've added sections on it over the years...it started as a normal beer drinking cup and then names and nameplates had to be added. First Grey Cup was 1748, Frontenac, PQ (Quebec)

minz

11-20-2012, 02:24 AM

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:26 AM

http://broadbottomvillage.com/scarecrows%202010.htm

They make these every year and put them up outside their homes, it can give non locals quite a fright the first time they drive through one of these villages :lol:

Minz...you know I love you. But if I saw them creepy things at night it would be cricket bat time

minz

11-20-2012, 02:28 AM

Minz...you know I love you. But if I saw them creepy things at night it would be cricket bat time

:lol: You get used to it.

MrsM

11-20-2012, 02:39 AM

Too bad they will lose Hal

Toronto all the way :dance:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:43 AM

MrsM?

http://i.imgur.com/dg27j.jpg

DemonGeminiX

11-20-2012, 02:43 AM

But if I saw them creepy things at night it would be cricket bat time

I could see the rabbits making them move to mess with your head.

:lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:44 AM

Friendly bet MrsM?

Winner gets to make an av and sig combo that the loser must use for a week?

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:46 AM

I could see the rabbits making them move to mess with your head.

:lol:

DGX please stop

http://i.imgur.com/TYuPm.gif

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:48 AM

http://i.imgur.com/pT9tn.gif

minz

11-20-2012, 02:48 AM

I could see the rabbits making them move to mess with your head.

:lol:

They made one of them animated one year, now that was freaky :lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:48 AM

http://i.imgur.com/gPOHu.gif

MrsM

11-20-2012, 02:49 AM

Friendly bet MrsM?

Winner gets to make an av and sig combo that the loser must use for a week?

Sure - it's on!!!

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:50 AM

They made one of them animated one year, now that was freaky :lol:

Minz - Hello neighbors, I want to introduce you to my Canadian friend hal

hal - Burn the bloody witch!! Kill it, kill it with fire for chrissakes!!!! :shock:

MrsM

11-20-2012, 02:50 AM

MrsM?

http://i.imgur.com/dg27j.jpg

Grow a pair and I'll consider it :dance:

minz

11-20-2012, 02:51 AM

:rofl:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:51 AM

Sure - it's on!!!

Damned straight it is woman! :x

Get ready to wear the victorious red & white stampeder logo :dance:

minz

11-20-2012, 02:53 AM

Minz - Hello neighbors, I want to introduce you to my Canadian friend hal

hal - Burn the bloody witch!! Kill it, kill it with fire for chrissakes!!!! :shock:

If you ever visit here I'll try to time it for scarecrow season and show you the real rural England, bunch of weirdo's :lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:54 AM

Minz - Ermm, hal is somewhat eccentric and..

hal - CUT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SHOVE HOLY WATER UP IT'S ARSE!!! :shock:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 02:55 AM

If you ever visit here I'll try to time it for scarecrow season and show you the real rural England, bunch of weirdo's :lol:

my old boss used to visit there yearly...for decades. He has great stories :lol:

hal, I walked into this pub in my father in law's village and just like on TV they all stopped talking and looked at me. Innkeeper says- Right then you lost?

:lol:

Godfather

11-20-2012, 02:56 AM

Fuckers :( My lions had an unreal season. I'll be cheering for the Stamps though, should be a fun Grey Cup!

deebakes

11-20-2012, 02:58 AM

Fuckers :( My lions had an unreal season. I'll be cheering for the Stamps though, should be a fun Ghey Cup!

ghey cup? :shock:

minz

11-20-2012, 02:59 AM

Minz - Ermm, hal is somewhat eccentric and..

hal - CUT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SHOVE HOLY WATER UP IT'S ARSE!!! :shock:

:lol:

my old boss used to visit there yearly...for decades. He has great stories :lol:

hal, I walked into this pub in my father in law's village and just like on TV they all stopped talking and looked at me. Innkeeper says- Right then you lost?

:lol:

In some villages if your not six generation born and bread your not local, stange breed these country folk. :lol:

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 03:02 AM

Fuckers :( My lions had an unreal season. I'll be cheering for the Stamps though, should be a fun Grey Cup!

always room in this bandwagon GF :thumbsup:

eastern bastids will be skuled :x

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 03:06 AM

In some villages if your not six generation born and bread your not local, stange breed these country folk. :lol:

He's the guy who could do all of the accents north to south...the story of being on the moors when the fog was rolling in and then asking for directions was hugely funny

he talks to this guy in a long rain slicker, wearing big rubber boots, had only 4 teeth, standing in the mist trying to warn my boss not to travel any further west at night :lol:

boss - ffs hal it was like Canadian Werewolf in London and I'm trying not to laugh

Hal-9000

11-20-2012, 03:08 AM

Grow a pair and I'll consider it :dance:

My balls would obliterate half of your face...they're like a large, warm, veiny pancake baby :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks

11-20-2012, 01:28 PM

The Stampeders? :-k

http://i.imgur.com/Oy9Rs.gif

:dance:

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 02:50 AM

These are local boys The Stampeders...playing in the Stampede Grandstand, riding in the Stampede Parade, during the Calgary Stampede...1971 :dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfqiOQA0iIk

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 02:50 AM

*measures MrsM's posterior for a signature*

Teh One Who Knocks

11-21-2012, 06:44 PM

http://i.imgur.com/oUy3Sl.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks

11-21-2012, 06:46 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Gq9RY.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks

11-21-2012, 06:48 PM

http://i.imgur.com/mwMAf.jpg

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 06:53 PM

Oh wow, she's bangin' hot.

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 06:59 PM

Oh wow, she's bangin' hot.

pssst...it's the only one in the entire city :lol:

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 07:13 PM

:-s

Actually, it doesn't look like she's on the squad this year. And there's a few cuties on that cheerleading squad.

http://www.argonauts.ca/page/2012-argos-cheerleaders

Teh One Who Knocks

11-21-2012, 07:13 PM

http://i.imgur.com/MAY5Z.jpg

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 07:16 PM

http://www.stampeders.com/cheerleaders

Kaitlin's pretty.

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 07:17 PM

I'm assuming the really drop-dead gorgeous girls are cheering for the hockey teams that aren't currently doing anything right now.

:-k

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 07:46 PM

For our football games....we kinda rely on the players to bring us the result. Not sure how things are done in the States for football :lol:

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 08:07 PM

For our football games....we kinda rely on the players to bring us the result. Not sure how things are done in the States for football :lol:

We drool over and masturbate to the cheerleaders while we're in the stands. It helps the guys on the field.

:tup:

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 08:10 PM

we have a saying for our Calgary Stampeder Outriders (cheerleading squad)

They look good from afar, but up close they're far from good :tup:

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 08:12 PM

we have a saying for our Calgary Stampeder Outriders (cheerleading squad)

They look good from afar, but up close they're far from good :tup:

Yeah, I'm taking it that cheerleading for football isn't the highest honor that the hot chicks in Canada aspire to.

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 08:30 PM

I keep sayin it....we've got a city full of very hot women :thumbsup:

I guess the girls who try out for cheerleading are B-listers

MrsM

11-21-2012, 08:59 PM

we have a saying for our Calgary Stampeder Outriders (cheerleading squad)

They look good from afar, but up close they're far from good :tup:

I think that's a Calgary rule and not limited to the cheerleaders :dance:

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 09:37 PM

I think that's a Calgary rule and not limited to the cheerleaders :dance:

:x

Torontonians are so ugly that they make blind children cry..

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 09:42 PM

Hey ya'll,
Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the Toronto cemetery? Ontario search and rescue have found over 1000 bodies and expect that number to climb

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 09:48 PM

Torontonians are so ugly they make onions cry

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 09:56 PM

A Torontonian invented the first solar powered flashlight :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks

11-21-2012, 10:05 PM

Let's go Argos! :cheers:

Hal-9000

11-21-2012, 10:08 PM

Let's go Argos! :cheers:

:( my sadness is huge...you'd cheer for an eastern team over my team?

Goofy

11-21-2012, 10:57 PM

Is this the type football where they carry the ball in their hands?

Yes minz, that's why the call it Handball :tup:

no wait......... :-k

:help:

Goofy

11-21-2012, 10:57 PM

Let's go Argos! :cheers:

The high street catalogue chain? :-k http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Home.htm

DemonGeminiX

11-21-2012, 11:10 PM

Their Star Wars stock is kind of lacking.

DemonGeminiX

11-26-2012, 03:48 AM

Final score:

Calgary - 22
Toronto - 35

The Argos are the winners!!!!

:dance:

:cheerlead:

http://www.newstalk1010.com/News/localnews/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10470528

Teh One Who Knocks

11-26-2012, 01:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/MooxP.jpg

MrsM

11-26-2012, 01:57 PM

Poor Hal :empathy: - So... what shall I do?

redred

11-26-2012, 02:02 PM

Their Star Wars stock is kind of lacking.
i know ,but check this site out http://www.brianstoys.com/ some cool stuff on it

Hal-9000

11-26-2012, 03:49 PM

Poor Hal :empathy: - So... what shall I do?

First of all congratulations, what's it like to have an extra player on almost every play? ( the referee :x)

Toronto played a better game but holy Howard Cosell! On the first touchdown your team got, they did a blatant pick play 10 yards downfield on the pass..and the guy knocked our guy on his ass :lol: (no contact 5 yards from the line of scrimmage on a pass)

aaaand they brought back our touchdown on something that couldn't even be called incidental contact, yet they called us for holding....damn Argo-refs :x

ok , we lost....give me your punishment MrsM :sad2:

MrsM

11-26-2012, 03:52 PM

First of all congratulations, what's it like to have an extra player on almost every play? ( the referee :x)

Toronto played a better game but holy Howard Cosell! On the first touchdown your team got, they did a blatant pick play 10 yards downfield on the pass..and the guy knocked our guy on his ass :lol: (no contact 5 yards from the line of scrimmage on a pass)

aaaand they brought back our touchdown on something that couldn't even be called incidental contact, yet they called us for holding....damn Argo-refs :x

ok , we lost....give me your punishment MrsM :sad2:

:empathy:

Muddy

11-26-2012, 03:59 PM

Did Justin Beiber show up and rock the house?

Teh One Who Knocks

11-26-2012, 04:03 PM

MrsM

11-26-2012, 04:08 PM

For Hal - I'm thinking of something like this for his new sig...

http://i49.tinypic.com/m623b.jpg

I'm open to suggestions - if someone can find me something better :)

redred

11-26-2012, 05:07 PM

are you doing avatars as well?

http://i.imgur.com/qohgO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WOvlm.jpg

Muddy

11-26-2012, 05:10 PM

Listen, you arent going to hurt Hal one bit with the gay references... He actually enjoys that lifestyle choice. You have to kick him where it hurts..

1) Lohan
2) USA

redred

11-26-2012, 05:20 PM

what about cute and usa

http://i.imgur.com/h7tUw.jpg

MrsM

11-26-2012, 05:25 PM

I need to make him wear the Argo's logo for a bit - then we can hit him with the cute and fuzzies :)

Hal-9000

11-26-2012, 05:41 PM

Blaming it on the refs :shakehead:

When they dictate the outcome of the game, yes.

In this game Toronto was the better team...

Hal-9000

11-26-2012, 05:41 PM

Listen, you arent going to hurt Hal one bit with the gay references... He actually enjoys that lifestyle choice. You have to kick him where it hurts..

1) Lohan
2) USA

YEAH! :x

wait, wut

Hal-9000

11-26-2012, 05:44 PM

:x :x :x

I've lost my identity

Teh One Who Knocks

11-26-2012, 05:51 PM

:x :x :x

I've lost my identity

I can change your username to Argo if you want :lmao:

Hal-9000

11-26-2012, 05:54 PM

I can change your username to Argo if you want :lmao:

with luv,

:x :x :x &T^%$%$$@!@!!

DemonGeminiX

11-26-2012, 06:46 PM

Did Justin Beiber show up and rock the house?

They booed him. The entire crowd booed Bieber's ass.

:lol:

redred

11-26-2012, 06:53 PM

with luv,

:x :x :x &T^%$%$$@!@!!

didn't the last person to call lance something like that get a holiday :lol: