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Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2012, 06:00 PM
The Daily Telegraph


http://i.imgur.com/XhX8y.jpg

NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witnesses state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way.

RBP
11-20-2012, 06:02 PM
See what happens when you molest Elmo? See????

PorkChopSandwiches
11-20-2012, 06:04 PM
Thats not real

Dr Death
11-20-2012, 06:06 PM
Video footage or it never happened. [-(

Richard Cranium
11-20-2012, 06:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2spD2F6ZCM

Dr Death
11-20-2012, 07:18 PM
:lol:

Acid Trip
11-20-2012, 08:06 PM
Cross between a cyclops, muppet, leprechaun, and Umpa Loompa.

minz
11-20-2012, 08:10 PM
And Hal is missing :-k

RBP
11-20-2012, 08:11 PM
And Hal is missing :-k

:lol:

Lambchop
11-20-2012, 08:18 PM
I've banged worse on a Friday night

minz
11-20-2012, 08:20 PM
I've banged worse on a Friday night

Did you only discover that once the beer goggles wore off?

Lambchop
11-20-2012, 08:23 PM
I tend to seek it out. It's only fun for me if they have a missing limb or a hoof or something unusual.

That reminds me, never ask to see Hal's big toe on his right foot :poke:

Acid Trip
11-20-2012, 08:39 PM
I tend to seek it out. It's only fun for me if they have a missing limb or a hoof or something unusual.

That reminds me, never ask to see Hal's big toe on his right foot :poke:

Found anyone with a tail yet?

minz
11-20-2012, 08:40 PM
Found anyone with a tail yet?

Depends what you class as a tail :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-20-2012, 08:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/02id3.jpg

RBP
11-20-2012, 08:57 PM
:shock:

Acid Trip
11-20-2012, 09:58 PM
Cannot be unseen...

Muddy
11-20-2012, 11:06 PM
Is that legit?

PorkChopSandwiches
11-20-2012, 11:12 PM
:hitit:

deebakes
11-21-2012, 01:24 AM
kind of like that splice thing :drool:

Pony
11-21-2012, 11:14 AM
:hitit:

She can put her tail up your pooper while riding you.